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parkhell · 11 months
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clyde: "okay! here's the board game! its a mario themed monopoly board! i think.."
Tolkien: "WHAT THE FUCK CLYDE WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT?!"
clyde: "i got it when we were trying to sue the guy who invented toilets after my mom died"
Jimmy: "dude! you c-c-ce-c-cept that?!"
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clyde: "dont worry! its totally safe! nothing bad has ever happened to anybody while using an uija board!"
Tolkien: "SO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
clyde: "anyways lets play monopoly!"
Tolkien: "i hope you fall down the stairs"
clyde: what do you think craig
Craig : 👍
clyde: " that decides it!"
Tolkien: "YOU WILL DIE IN FIVE DAYS"
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Jimmy: damn thats a weird ass monopoly board, you sure you didnt grab g-gu-gu-g-guess wh-h-w-h-who?
Tolkien: i hate you all
'clyde': "is it me or does this board have a weird ass pattern"
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dollkisses05 · 2 months
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Me when I get home from literally anything
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unknownn-girl · 1 month
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angelsdaughter08 · 21 days
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valentinewaif · 1 month
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Whistle at me as my hips go sway
Lana del Rey how you get that way
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playerkingsley · 10 months
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are you worth saving?
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shinesurge · 18 days
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I'm usually trying to promote indie comics rather than video games but uh everybody should go play the demo and wishlist Normal Fishing I think. the developer has like 600 twitter followers and is making 18 dollars a month on patreon i feel like i'm going insane
i was positive i was going to click away to find a whole community losing their minds about it and hyping it up waiting for the full thing to come out but the demo is like six months old and there's nothing. somebody do something holy shit
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jimimn · 7 months
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[namjoon voice] HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!
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nerdpoe · 2 days
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It's Dash's first time out of Amity Park, and he's just found another ghost! But like, one that's like Phantom! More solid and stuff!
He had to be smuggled out by his mom's sister twice removed, and he had to pack a lot of stuff. The entire time they were whispering about "going to ground" and "it's for his own good", but Dash was way too excited about leaving Amity Park to pay too much attention to that stuff.
The outside world is wild. Lots of people have powers like him, and the cops don't beat the shit out of them for it!
Okay well some do, but not like in Amity!
The internet is so much bigger and better than inside Amity, he has a rectangle with a screen that he can touch and it's a phone, there's this thing called tiktok, bluetooth is a thing that exists and that's wild, and...he's just really having a great time.
But!
During a...ghost attack? Maybe not a ghost, just some dude with powers and issues throwing a tantrum.
While that guy attacks the twice removed aunt Dash is with, a ghost hero like Phantom shows up!
He has to talk to this dude!
He waits until he's finishing up wiping the floor with the idiot to speak up, though. Super rude to interrupt a fight.
"Hey! Hey, there's more of you guys?! I thought Phantom was the only one!"
In a blink, the ghost-like-Phantom is floating in front of him, eyes weirdly intent.
"There's other Kryptonians?" he asks, sounding shocked.
"Is that what you're called? Yeah, Phantom; he's in Amity Park."
"I've never heard of that place."
"Well yeah, no one's allowed to leave."
"Superman," his twice removed aunt speaks up, tugging Dash until he's behind her. "Please. The entire town is being targeted by the government, and anyone who tries to report it ends up missing."
The hero, Superman (what a lame name), hesitates, and then nods.
"Alright, lets get you folks to safety. We'll sort out the rest later."
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parkhell · 11 months
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Tolkien: Theres nothing fun to do and everything's closed Jimmy: and kenny's pa-p-ph-a-ah-pa-passed out so he can get the edibles from his car..
clyde:...stupid smoke
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clyde: hold on! i think i have something!
{clyde walks away}
Tolkien: i swear to god, if its more weed
Jimmy: or s-st-str-i-srtip-p po-p-pok-ke-ke-r
clyde: dont worry, its not
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{a box is picked up from a pile of old dusty things}
{clyde wipes off dust from the box}
clyde: here it is! Guys! i found it!
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luxbunn · 2 days
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𖦹ׂ 𓈒 🐇
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unknownn-girl · 1 month
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⊹ ࣪ ˖
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angelsdaughter08 · 20 days
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valentinewaif · 2 months
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suwamoo · 1 year
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