it was literally in the room where i thought before checking “if i was an idiot with no concept of when i might need this, id put it in here” and here we are!!!!

TALIA I TYED OUT A WHOEL ANSWRR TO THIS AND THEN I WSS TYPING AND IT WASNG SHOWING UP ON THE SVREEN AND THNEN MY COMPYTER DIED AND TEN WHEN IT REOPENED IT DIDNT HAVE NY LOCKSCRRENA ANYMORE BUT THEN IT DID AFTER AND TIT RELAUGNCED ALL MY PAGES SO I WAS BRIEFLY TRANSPIRTED TO 4 DAYS AGO OON TUMBLR AND THEN UT ALL GLICTEHSC BACK TO NORMAL

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

made a uquiz

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy