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season-77 · 1 month
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Yesterday I was unacceptably late but today I prepared myself "as motherfucker" ... (this is the quote, I hope you remember where it's from and I don't mean Pulp Fiction)...
Dear all, I present to you the Fidgety Shirt.
A vain, curious white shirt that always tries to escape to make its presence known in the photo...
A stupid shirt... If I were it, I'd be stuck in his pants all the time..
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arkiwii · 1 month
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holy fugk
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bokkerijder · 3 months
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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theboxfort · 4 months
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Peace and love
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apollos-boyfriend · 3 months
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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yellowpoet · 2 months
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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amygdalae · 1 month
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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taffywabbit · 5 months
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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doccywhomst · 4 months
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warcrimesimulator · 5 months
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I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.
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dishwasherfish · 11 months
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I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider
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I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...
Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:
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superhell · 5 months
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instrument or sport if applicable in tags. if you wish
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seveneyesoup · 2 months
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eastgaysian · 8 months
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angelboybreakdowns · 4 months
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high school teacher voice hello neurodivergent openly queer kid everyone sees as weird. you need to select a partner for this group pr- what do you mean everyone partnered up already? what do you mean youre the only one left without a partner? well i guess i have no choice but to force you to walk up to a random set of friends and join their group while they ignore you for the entire class again
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