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emry-stars-art · 9 months

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Whalemack!

He’s a gray/grey whale, very nice and VERY big (though about half the size of a blue whale). He’s been mostly solitary for a while, sometimes joining other whales on their migrations, but then he starts collecting little mer children that make travel hard. I’ll probably add some scars from boats/etc to this design. And we need to figure out if mers have tattoos 🧐

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taterdraws · 11 months

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the stable trotters: we’re going to die!!

me going 200mph and drifting sharp turns: bro chill you’re fine 😌

#in their defense i did flip the wagon like three minutes prior 🥺👉👈#totk #tears of the kingdom #the legend of zelda #tloz #link #the stable trotters #tloz totk #art #fanart

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andi-o-geyser · 1 year

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local gang of dnd players intimidate and viciously bully game show host sam reich, threatening to push his ass down the stairs like he's a 90-year-old grandma in a retirement home. more at 8

#another brennan lee mulligan monologue to go down in the books folks #this one is short but holy shit does it pack a punch #this threat like god fucking damn brennan #sam is on a plane to aruba rn planning to start his new life so that these three won't come to his house at night and murder him #gimme a minute a may pull a muscle laughing #also siobhan's little push on sam too is like asdfsjkhksjd im fucking cackling #game changer #game changer spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #sam reich #siobhan thompson #lou wilson #dropout #dropout tv #d20 #d20 cast #college humor #andis thought geyser

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peakvincent · 1 year

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new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second

#one is that bad laptops can still handle custom content #two stupid old men who i lovehate :(#goddamn it i wish the three funniest women alive would tell me what i just saw #the f in rpf stands for fourth wall #ten pounds of trauma in a five pound bag #me and alice will both read it and i think that brings you up to like six!!!#my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once #goal was one book per store and we ended up with six stores and eight books which actually i think is fine #gideon the ninth motherfucker #thinking about the ten inexplicable minutes where jay and i were very in on brandon saad/roberto luongo #*

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stil-lindigo · 10 months

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shallow grave.

a comic about accepting when your relationship is dead.

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#i wrote that monologue in like three minutes #pure train of thought but i actually like how it turned out #this has been sitting at 'almost done' for weeks now #i got sidetracked <3 but im back #and i hope that anyone who can relate to sai's plight is happier now #the only reference i have for an experience like this involves longterm friendships not romantic relationships #but the breakup still hurts #one of these days ill make a happy comic #comic art #lgbtq #queer comics #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics

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spoopdeedoop · 2 days

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STOP, SLOW, GO!!

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baskeigh-ball · 1 year

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mission accomplished. now all that's left is to see where this goes >:)

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#they tried making conversation on liking tea but that got them absolutely nowhere #leo mentally gave up three minutes in #also the flowers i picked were totally random obviously #raph and splints have zero connection to the symbolism behind them #literally spent five minutes looking up flowers for that one bit of dialogue #don't @ me #mutant manhunt au #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt raph #rottmnt fanart #my art

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lady-shadow-and-darkness · 18 days

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Chuuya is so fucking oblivious sometimes like :

Dazai, pulling out a ring : *gets on one knee* Will you marry me, Chuuya?

Chuuya, suspicious : What kind of sick joke is this.

Dazai : it's not a jo-

Chuuya, yelling at the trees : ALRIGHT WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS?!

Dazai : ...

#No because Dazai will confess his undying love with tears in his eyes and blood running down his face.#And Chuuya will be like “lol nice performance ain't fooling me though”#bungou stray dogs #they're so 💀#two of the smartest strongest people in yokohama and they share a collective braincell together which takes a vacation every three minutes.#soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd incorrect quotes

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dia-reads · 8 months

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olivia rodrigo while writing lacy:

#literally wtf #fav track of the album holyshit #how did she encapsulate the wlw experience so well in like #three minutes #actually crazy #olivia rodrigo #lacy #goes insane

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disteal · 4 months

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Everyone’s a hedonism enjoyer until the 40 year old epic rap battles guy spends 50k on a three minute softcore selfship AMV of a character from hazbin hotel chasing down and mounting him. It’s ‘seize the day’ and ‘live mas’ until you blow all the patreon money you raised to save your youtube channel and immediately plunge yourself into bankruptcy. Risking it all for this;

EDIT: to clarify, not an epic rap battles of history guy, its THIS guy

#the way ppl were READY with discord receipts this has been crazy #dis.txt #gus sending me links like you will not BELIIIIIIEVE #NINJA EDIT THREE MINUTE

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luna-lovegreat · 3 months

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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys #:)

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mo-mode · 3 months

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Okay so now that we have more satyr lore in the show, I’m gonna need an in-universe documentary about all of the magical creatures and monsters narrated by minor god of nature himself David Attenborough and filmed by a crew of brave satyrs but it always goes horribly wrong. every time they try to document a monster in its natural habitat, the monster’s just reading a book or like eating a churro or something until either it tries to eat the crew or a demigod child appears and then they turn into a living nightmare and David is like “oh dear” in his posh British accent and they cut to some b-roll footage of centaurs galloping or something. And then when they try to get some cute footage of magical creatures, either the satyrs almost die or there’s a tragic death of the creatures like hippocampus babies traveling in a pod with their family, but then one of them gets eaten by a sea serpent and you see a satyr wailing in the corner as we hear David say something like “oh what a shame but that’s the circle of life” and they just keep on going. the satyrs keep trying to give the animals satyr’s blessings but that’s not allowed cuz they can’t interfere like normal documentarians can’t so it’s just them trying and failing to protect the animals while the omniscient god David Attenborough keeps narrating without pause. But it’s also their duty as satyrs to preserve nature so they still need to make the best show possible

It’s a Need. I will write the script myself, okay? Don’t tempt me. Rick Riordan hire me PLEASE

#the satyrs are filming a gorgon and it’s just the gorgon sharpening a knife really threateningly until the camera crew just awkwardly leaves #one satyr is rubbing a hellhound’s belly to keep it in frame but then it shadow travels and takes the satyr with it #they get a call from the satyr like three minutes later like I’M IN TANZANIA?#David Attenborough after watching a basilisk eat a moose: so is life (satyr audibly sobbing in the recording)#it’s like Our Planet but for Greek monsters alright?#David Attenborough gives off Aristaeus or Oxylus vibes #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series

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raincandyart · 5 months

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I'm so sorry.

[ID: Mia Fey from Ace Attorney, drawn from the chest up in a semi realistic artstyle. She's grinning at the viewer, her arms crossed over each other and her scarf blowing in the wind behind her. She's drawn with a wider, flatter nose, more tanned skin and a mole under her mouth on the left. The background is a light purple. /end ID]

Reference under the cut..

[ID: The reference image is Obama in the same post and position with the oval office in the background. He has edited on visible cleavage. /end ID]

#Mia Fey #I'm like. in a depressive slump and as every three months or so‚ I've fallen out of ace attorney again #just give me a minute and I'll get back into it... but 4 now no more art basically #I don't really draw anything digitally except??? ace attorney??#ace attorney #described #art #described art #drawing #digital art #digital artwork #Barack Obama #hvjvjvnbjbnbj

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 3 months

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Song: Mr AHF - Wake Up

Show: LEGO Monkie kid

congrats tumblr you get this one early o7 <3

made this just thinking about all the work that goes into this show i'm grateful to the crew the artists animators storyboard artists the musicians and composers the singers and the voice actors directors and writers who make this show into what it is. luv u guys <3

link to watch on youtube

#KNOX EDIT (me)#Monkie kid #LEGO Monkie kid #Monkie kid edit #monkie kid amv #monkie kid tribute #Youtube video gets posted oooon monday #I'm actually really happy with this one its been a while m a n #i re-made the first minute like eight times #the second minute like three to four #i'm happy with it #htinking i might start putting silly little sonas at the end of my amvs from now on #who knows if i'll stick with that hGLKSJFD #alright happy watching take care you guys <3

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razberrypuck · 4 months

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anyway shoutout xiv latest bearer of the slimecicle curse <3

#the WHIPLASH xiv mustve had at the beginning of the game. fucking.#experiencing Their Backstory and then like 10 minutes later killing things ass naked with three dudes they just met #(and also theres a worm in their brain)#we love that for them. i guess.#slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle bg3

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kathaynesart · 11 months

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:))))) silly goober <33333

He is just the silliest.

#Clip Studio Paint: You can only animate 1 second #Me: challenge accepted #he needed to be made into a proper gif #I literally drew this silly animation in three minutes #still like it better than the previous one I spent 40 mins on #animation be like that sometimes #How do you make tumblr gifs?#I don't know #jammie-jams #rottmnt #rottmnt replica #replica #kathaynesart #save rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt

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