im gonna throw up for real lmao

You wanna know what he looks like? Joanna the Goanna from Rescuer’s Down Under trying to eat the eagle eggs.

Dear Madame-Mongoose

Sadly snakes and bug's are frowned upon in "christen" house-hold's.

-Kindest regard's, Roach Warrior

NAURRRR I feel that tho. Mine is more bc of my family is pussies but yeah it sucks :(

You’re lucky I’m not a cat boy this time.

I had a longass nap and was having some horror, squid-games + saw type dream (ft. my old house because of course it did) cause I've been watching too many scary movies lately. Sun made a cameo in it but he was decomissioned and like, strewn over some kind of ledge, and jesus fucking christ dream-me legitimately started crying bc shortass me seeing something that tall in HD quality at night while being hunted battle royale style by blood-thirsty teens was enough to send me reeling. Y/n may have balls of steel BUT THIS BITCH IS RUNNIN

give me an unconventional forest pet

girl are u a cat

Pin for survivors

Pills.

This is so real

Finally finished this one after working on it incrementally in my spare time for the better part of a year 🐍

Suzanne collins wrote a trilogy where a main media propaganda strategy was to market a horrific act of violence as a love story to distract ppl and then it got adapted into a box office breaking movie and ppl made it all about the love triangle. so then since they didn’t get the point the first time Suzanne collins wrote a prequel story about the main dictator and she makes it so that you as a reader want it to be a genuine love story so badly even tho it’s so very clearly not and instead feels extremely unsettling to make her point even more meta which then gets adapted into another box office breaking film and now ppl are making romantic snowbaird tik toks. do u think she’s gonna write another book that’s somehow even more blatant or just give up and start executing ppl? hard to say but I wouldn’t blame her for the second one

I stumbled across a photo (by Lindy Pollard) that fantastically mirrors a little dragon I drew a few years ago.... I can't get over this...

Elephant Trunk Snake aka Javan File Snake (Acrochordus javanicus), family Acrochordidae, Malaysia

photograph by Bryce Trevett

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."