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mafaldaknows · 4 months

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Reaction to the kiss: Whatever, attention whores gonna kiss.

Timmy deserves Slurpee because she said no to him taking a photo with Selena, a former co-worker of his. Publicly dissing a former coworker you might work with again is not cool. Can’t wait for him to make an appearance on the next season of her family reality show.

Hello, Anon:

As I commented on a previous post, the Golden Globes is essentially the Hollywood equivalent of the holiday office party. Though the atmosphere is festive, light-hearted, and convivial, it’s also formal, in a professional setting, with the expectation of proper decorum and behavior by all attendees. It’s also an opportunity to mingle with colleagues, to schmooze with industry insiders who one may not normally have access to, to work the room.

Perhaps had he been allowed to work the room by his keeper, he might also have had a chance to read the room, too. But no such luck.

Speaking of luck… too bad so sad. Can’t have it all, I suppose. #karma

Given that Selena Gomez is a colleague of Timothée Chalamet, her request for a bit of his time and attention at a professional industry event was not unreasonable. It seems that the meter is running and it’s on Ms. Plastic Fantastic’s dime.

I’m sure he has reasons for having forgotten his typical professionalism and his manners. Many, many reasons.

Can’t knock the hustle 🤑✨🕺✨💵💰💵🫠

📸: mafaldaknows | 9.30.2023

BTW: I am getting more mileage than I ever anticipated out of this photo shot randomly at 1am somewhere along the Pennsylvania Turnpike after the Hozier show in Philadelphia.

The Universe has sense of irony.

Thanks for your comment. 😆🙄🤷🏻‍♀️😏🙃

#hello anon #wth is this #meter’s running #on her dime #plastic fantastic #golden globes 2024 #unprofessional #where are your manners #everyone has a price #can’t knock the hustle #work the room #read the room #hollywood #office party #don’t make #faustian bargains #with grifters and liars

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wombywoo · 7 days

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further incentive to join my patreon page if you haven't 🤙there is yaoi and harlotry galore ✨

#my art #cod #john soap mactavish #patreon #whoring on her majesty's dime as is a soldier's god given right🫰#aka how I feel anytime I have to advertise this 🫡

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dimespin · 21 days

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Do saratoans associate the shades of ashy brown that are natural to their species' skin under the magical pigmentation with death? Sorry for the kinda morbid question, I was just thinking about how controversial open-casket funerals are in some cultures (as one does) and your guys crossed my mind in context with that.

Not generally - it's considered an inappropriate color for say, a saratoan dolly, since that makes it look like a corpse, but shades of gray and taupe are popular for clothes where it's just judged to be a nice neutral tone that their bright skin colors pop against.

It takes a bit more effort to choose accessories that read as symbolic of death to them. Their funeral rites are themed around the color the deceased was in life, mourners bring items of the same color to place by the body, creating a cluttered collection of items of the same color

The symbolism of death is a little more individualized as a result. The color of "goth" for Saratoans is just whatever color they are + excessive clutter

Dressing like this is ironically considered off putting by younger adults and is accepted more warmly by elders rather than being a way to shock and rebel against elder generations.

Elders generally read an outfit like this as "funeral director" which is a role not considered totally necessary to the management of rites, but are a welcome relief to overworked household leaders to have someone experienced available to support them.

#death #funeral rites #funeral practices #worldbuilding #saratoan #I like rando funeral director girl I'm gonna develop her more #dime made this

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scalproie · 3 months

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Kazuya's ending was amazing firstly bc Look At It but also bc it validated a thought I've always had in the best way possible for me.

Sure, Jun wants to save Kazuya, she wants to free him of his devil gene and I'm sure she wants for him to stop fighting his own family and to stop causing so much pain in the world, we can assume as much bc Jun is a Good Person™️. But other than that? I don't think she wants to change, let alone "fix", a damn thing about him.

"How can she love Kazuya? He's a monster" Very easily actually. I should know bc I love him.

"So she's just as bad as him then?" It depends. Is Jun actually a bad person for loving someone who causes pain to others? Or is she actually an angel incarnate for still loving and wishing better for the one person that everybody else has given up on? Kindness to some is cruelty to others after all, and vice-versa.

"It feels very unbalanced and one-sided" She indulged him. She caught the statue and smiled at him. Do you not believe she is strong enough to handle him? That because of how she is and how she looks, she cannot hold her own against him? That because she is kind and he is not, they do not stand as equals? Why is that?

"So they'd just fight? He still threw a statue at her" He also keeps a framed picture of her in his office. Why would Kazuya keep a memento to think of her when she's away if he didnt enjoy her company? She indulged him, but he also indulged her with this little bit of sentimentalism.

"Why would Kazuya even like her?" He literally said why. His life is nothing but conflict and battle, and he detests weakness. Conflict is familiar. So how could he not enjoy the presence of the one (1) woman who challenges him in every way, physically and morally, from the very first moment they met? And Jun doesnt just "keep up" with him, she is his match in everyway. The literal Yang to his Yin. She is strong.

"She still deserves better." Yes she does. I dont think she'd want better though.

Also ever since my friend said they have the same smile my life has not known peace.

#boss make a dollar I make a dime I write kazjun essays on company time #also if we also take jun's ending in consideration. even in her dream-that-may-be-real he still suckerpunched jin #and when she wakes up in the cold. she has a g corp blanket. and g corp has only ever been associated with kazuya #anyway hi jun is amazing i love kaz so much and i do nothing but win #tagging later #tekken

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t00thpasteface · 6 months

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LADIES: you should NEVER have to change yourself for a man. if he can't support you and your hobbies as-is, don't even bother with him because he is NOT going to improve and suddenly appreciate you more once he "fixes" you and makes you "nicer" or "more polite" according to his own personal moral code. he's just gonna keep narrowing that box he wants you to fit into until you've totally lost your sense of self to accommodate his needs. you deserve someone who will LISTEN to you when you talk about your day, ENCOURAGE your kleptomania, and SUPPORT you by hiding the evidence and lying to the police about where those diamonds went

#doing that thing where i'm too brain-fried to actually write/draw a ship so i'm just thinking about it really hard. this time it's kylane #i want selina to get worse. i want her ENABLED. because I Support Women's Wrongs #i think she should go back and hit em up style. get her hands on his cash and spend it to the last dime for all the hard times #lois also deserves nice things and if those nice things were acquired via dubious methods then i say so freakin' be it #shebbz shoutz #selina kyle

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sea-buns · 2 months

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I understand not wanting your party members to walk into a lake and drown themselves but also Laudna has the fuckin WORST bedside manner lol. Yes, your much-needed long rest was just interrupted in a creepy abandoned town where you know weird charm-shit happened and the LAST thing you need right now is for anyone to lose focus. But also "Can you not wait? You can wait 5 minutes." talking to someone who has waited months and doesn't know if their loved one is even ALIVE and has confessed to you how much he misses them and how much it hurts and they could be outside breathing alive right now—

And on the surface, it looks like Chet is enabling a bad decision when he says "You probably heard Dorian. He's probably outside." and yeahh, okay, maybe he is a little bit. But right after that he's about to protest with something about Orym and it's like yeah. ORYM said he heard something. When has there been a time when ORYM heard something, and it wasn't real? How many times has Orym heard something and it's saved our asses? Before Chet is being hit with his own need to check out the lake, he's giving Orym the benefit of the doubt. And while he is an enabler by nature, he's keeping his voice soft rather than his usual, over-the-top "let's fuck around and find out" energy that he brings to dangerous situations like this.

You can't have everyone in the group treating a dilemma with the same amount of sympathy and care. What makes the BH so fascinating to watch is the variation in responses and different ways they interact with each other. You need a balance of someone who will take the cold, unyielding stance against something that is so obviously a trap, and someone that is aware of the risks but willing to speak up for that person and humor them when they're so clearly struggling.

I have a lot of feelings about Laudna and Chetney's instinctual responses and I think both stances are fascinating and they've both shattered my heart to pieces

#chet is very observant with orym and everyone else tbh #and i feel like he always takes care when it counts #im very soft for the father-son bond there #and i feel like when laudna and orym agree and clash flips on a dime sooo often #its very interesting. and laudna i feel is a very decisive person. when she feels some way about something shes very firm on it #and i think orym is too. but most times shes much quicker to be loud and vocal and insistent about it than he is #its fun to watch her oppose him and he have to be like 'ok i guess i have to push this'#and half the time they are ON THE SAME PAGE but its either like one line off or they just totally misunderstanding each other #orym is my boy i spin him in my brain and anyone who interacts with him makes me spin even faster #critical role #c3e86 #orym of the air ashari #chetney pock o'pea #laudna #bells hells #not even done with the ep yet but taking advantage of the fact that i can pause and make posts like this lol #during the live its like i save long posts for the end IF i can remember what i wanted to say #if i do it during i do not process the show and miss everything

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citrusinicake · 2 months

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Vitalasubzam Week 2024 Day 2: AU / Roleswap

for this day i decided to make a roleswap of my tourney au (name tbc)

this is supposed to be the scene where the runaway prince turned pirate zam's crew (captained by ro) take vitalasy and zam as hostage but instead decide to keep them in order to use vitalasy's knowledge to find some ancient and powerful artifacts

in this version vitalasy takes over subz' role as protector, zam takes vitalasy's role as leader, and subz takes zam's role as rebel

and rather than the cast returning to old experiences they instead have new ones: vitalasy goes from a shut-in wizard who's less a defender and more an advisor to the closest thing to a knight a shapeshifting wizard can be, zam goes from spoiled prince who basically never gets into any real danger even when hunting to a seasoned adventurer capable of fending for himself, subz goes from a guy whos only alliance was a friendly yet ultimately transactional partnership with reddoons and woogie to intensely caring for two ppl that at first were nothing but burdens to him that he was only really helping out of pity

#vsz week 2024 #mcytshipping #gen shipping tag #lsshipping #vitalasubzam #vitalasy #princezam #itzsubz #ngl i really liked thinking up the dynamics of this version so i might expand on it as well #while drawing this i thought of so many boss makes a dollar i make a dime jokes with vi and zam cause thats the kinda dynamic they have her #pangi still disappears in this which is what kicked off zam and vi travelling together #and by travelling together i mean vi revealed that he knows of a few possibilities regarding what happened to pangi and told them to zam #thinking that he would get actual experienced adventurers to go find him #instead zam dragged vi along with him to go find pangi themselves without permission and leaving only a letter for some maid to find later #mine.art

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stevenssticks · 8 months

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#p is in her feelings #nobody talk to me #i just want him back #come home dime the kids miss u #pantera #dimebag darrell

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korkorali · 8 months

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Headcanon time- Della’s worst nightmare is one where she and all her kids are on the moon, and she can breathe (because she’s got Oxy-Chew) but her kids can’t (because they don’t)

And every time she’d try to dig the Oxy-Chew out of her mouth to give to them, but because dream it’d always be juuuuuust out of reach. No matter how far back she dug, her fingers would only ever just glance against the gum

She always has to go immediately spend time with her kids after these ones

#ducktales #dt17 #della duck #her 2nd worst nightmares would be the ones where she wakes up on the moon and everything with her family was just a dream #3rd is her getting someone killed on an adventure #4th is one where she gets put on trial for having too many bones #and scrooge only spent a dime on her defense so she loses almost immediately and gets her bones stolen

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thebirdandhersong · 5 days

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Rereading Persuasion on bus and can I just say. Yowza

#jane puts all the dime a dozen romance novels of our century to shame #this is a writer who knows what she's doing and knows she can accomplish her purposes with nuance and subtlety

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warningsine · 1 year

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#philomena cunk #cunk on earth #diane morgan #charlie brooker #bbc #sine's edits #q #[pterodactyl noises]#love her delivery and Charlie Brooker #if I had a dime for every time someone said this to me unironically I'd be--well not Elon Musk but certainly rich #along with the other classic 'why listen to this if you can't dance to it?'

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dimespin · 1 year

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Would it be within the realm of social niceties for saratoans to dominance smile when showing their younger siblings memes? I figured it would be—and it’s very funny to me to go “come precious younger sibling 😃 i shall teach something very important 😃 who woulge? Dinner it is my firecracker mouse”

I think it is just very very neat how there is this species specific body language that implies so much!

Absolutely the ideal scenario for a dominance smile haha

And thank you!

#Bones is canonically in her 70s she'd totally go for an older meme #BoneLatch #CarbonTheory #Saratoan #Worldbuilding #digital media #dime made this

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nawrust · 4 days

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Actually got up to the fem law episode and redeemed myself by redrawing a sketch I did before knowing the context (under the cut)

Sorry for turning you into a girlboss, law.

#one piece #trafalgar d water law #Trafalgar law #I misinterpreted the cap I saw circling around at the time and made her look too cool #boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I doodle one piece on company time

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charliesimss · 7 days

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Getting back to normal 💛

#she had a... life change and cut her hair to get over it #oc grace #sims 3 ocs #my ocs #sims 3 #ts3 #sims 3 scenery #dime legacy #sims 3 family

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420-what-you-smokin · 8 months

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“There should be more mean women in sonic” you can’t even handle Lanolin the sheep

#I feel very strongly about what people have been saying about Lanolin!!#it’s crazy how everyone was going on and on about her being attractive in urban warfare #then instantly flipped on her like a dime the moment she did something that could be considered rude #lanolin is such a neat character and I will be her biggest defender #anyways ily Lanolin and also happy sonic idw 64 #lanolin the sheep #silver the hedgehog #whisper the wolf #sonic the hedgehog #idw sonic #sonic idw #sonic #sth

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grumpy-mare · 8 months

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Sunrise at the beach for our first visit back to Muriwai after the February cyclone devastated the area taking peoples lives and houses. The main road has only just reopened, seeing the land slips and damage in person is unreal and the continuous rain and storms we have had since then have only made things worse. What a nightmare of a year

#dime #goose #one of our best local equine vets died in the landslide trying to rescue a lady from her house along with another volunteer firefighter #just horrible and the weather has been relentless ever since #months and months of it we just can’t catch a break

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