the emo family or something idk i don't watch the sims

NOOOO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THAT!!!

BUT ALSO I LOVE YOU ANON OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

there's been a sudden surge in weird anon asks I assume bc my posts left the target audience lol. they'll be shut down for the time being

While you were watching the late late toy show I was studying the blade (dense political history of 1770s and 1780s dublin in an attempt to understand what yelverton and fitzgibbon were smoking during the union debates)

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

beautiful woman flirting with me: i'd love to get to know you better ;) me, panicking: um… uh… Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim v

You probably find this funny Yet I can't help but write one for you Oh dear I already know you so well Cause you're always there in my head Yea we haven't met but I know what you'll say

I am saving up my everything Till the day of our tryst finally arrives Oh dear I'm ready to give you my everything And I know you're waiting just as patiently Yea we haven't met but I know your smile even in the oblivion when I'm blind

The little conversations And petty little fights Having no one else but eachother With a plethora of smiles

In the little house That is already planned out Oh I do see it everytime I close my eyes Yea we haven't met but I can feel your hand on my cheek, hang in there till we finally meet

I can sense we're already there It's just the funny hoax of time I will wait for it forever, if it truly is as devine My love I know we haven't met but I know you're already there Just as aware, lingering in my await

yall gotta stop blaming tiktok for things that started on tumblr 10 years ago. the cringe is coming from inside the house

Watching all my old mutuals log in after being gone for 3+ years

Muse Being Too Hot For Tumblr To Handle: A Tale As Old As Time

You guys, I was about to make a pt.2 of "ppgrrb as incorrect quotes I found on the internet" when I realized we have made Blossom incredibly MISERABLE. Almost never breaks the rules, no humour, never cusses, no silly moments, etc. We have made her too mature and responsible to be weird or foolish at times, which is significant part of the experience of a teenager. I mean, we do recognize that she's hiding behind a mask and sacrifices herself for others but if we are being realistic no child could be like that for a long period of time 😭. We, as a community, need to change that or else God will make us pay for wasting her potential as a character.

i dont think any other show has had an impact on me as huge as awae. that show consumed my entire life for months and months when i was 15 and nothing has changed its so so dear to me

Keep calling me pretty boy please <3

me seeing people that i knew in ancient PPG times all of a sudden follow my blog

hello!! this is my blog! i'm kinda new to tumblr so i'm just going to start typing about myself!!

i like to write and draw and compose music and worldbuild so all that is probably going to be happening on this blog when i get the chance!

i'm currently a high school student and i try my best! i think it's going pretty well! (:

also a US Army JROTC LET 2 Cadet Captain, S6 Staff Officer, Color Guard Officer, and JLAB Team Leader (God knows how all that happened)

future US Navy probably. if i get lucky i'll do well on the ASVAB and get to be an Intelligence Analyst (:

i love to work on stuff. my work defines me (:

am i adding too many smiley faces? i'm going to keep adding them (:

uhhhh my favorite number is blue and my favorite color is 42.

uhhhhhhh yeah i think that's about it! (:

OH YEAH i am he/him and nondenominational christian and panromantic homosexual but closeted at home and uhhh yeah now that should be everything

bye bye i hope i'm appealing enough to let you enjoy my work (:

DEADWOOD DEFENDERS - an au that asks a question literally nobody else has asked: what if things were FREAKIER!

dwd is an au where instead of being picked to become the prime defenders, all 3 of them (and later ashe) are kept in/sent to deadwood so WATCH doesnt have to worry about them, because theyre... a lot weirder

FYI - obviously this all takes place in deadwood, so im leaning a LOT into my own personal speculation and headcanons here. powers have also been toned down because i cant imagine a world with their current powers where theyd be hidden away no matter what this au version of WATCH thinks

THE GUYS!

william is a lot more dead from the outset, but not as bad as he is at current canon. he also has much less control over his powers and doesnt have ghostshaping. right before dakota and vyncent transfer, one of his best friends cory was reported to WATCH as having powers and because of this, his ghost hunting crew of the unwitness protection program have been reluctant to get up to their usual "fun". also theres definitely still monster attacks but theyre a lt less intense than they seemed to be in canon so nobody really connects the dots

dakotas also more dead!! well not really. but he is Very Aware he was dead for a bit, and WATCH is also very aware. he still had his martial arts training, and turned himself in to WATCH hoping he'd be sent to one of their training programs and get to be a real hero. but uh. WATCH had.. different ideas. and what better use for this kid with very clearly superntural shit going on than as a guide for this OTHER kid with supernatural shit that theyve been desperately trying to deal with!

vyncent is just trying his fucking best here. this version of fauna was a lot more "vengeful spirits" than dragons, and instead of the greats being confined to vyncents head he can see them as spirits and they can possess him, though hes still the only one who can hear them otherwise. WATCH had no fucking idea what to do with him, since they couldnt just toss this guy who doesnt even know what a phone is into deadwood (their favourite dumping ground for things hey dont want to worry about) alone. enter dakota!

when vyncent and dakota move to deadwood, theyre pretty much just.. given an apartment, money, the timetable for the school bus and very little else. however!! WATCH did the bare minimum and sends tide out to check on them every couple weeks or so. officially hes just there for a day to make sure theyre both still nebulusly alive and give them what money they need, check on their powers, that stuff. but unofficially he and dakota still manage to have their father-son dynamic but its a lot fucking funnier when they only see eachother once or twice a month and tide is banned from speaking with them unless its an emergency

"how do they meet?" i hear you ask. well. as far as WILLIAM knows, it was on his first day back after everyone got over him disappearing into the woods for a week and let him go to school again. but in reality he ran into them when he was still trying to get home post cliffdiving incident, looking like he just got mauled, and yelled at them for being in the woods because its dangerous before stumbling off in what was honestly . probably the wrong way. dakota doesnt realise it was william when he sees him in school and vyncent is honestly kinda intimidated by it and also is partially convinced william is some sort of spirit which. he isnt wrong. but he isnt fully right either. or a wereworld, because thats funny. but he isnt sure if theyre real in this world so he doesnt ask. he tries to ask dakota but all dakota knows about deadwood is "its weird" so he just says Yeah probably! and moves the fuck on

ashe is in this too!! since theres no pd in this au, nobody raided harttowa to capture wavelength until much later. while WATCH does still crack down on the operation, he has enough time to get the hell out of there with ashe. but since ashe never becomes friends with them, he gets a LOT riskier with his book and has An Incident. at this point, with watch AND overlord on his ass and his kid running the risk of dying or killing a lot of other people, he decides to move them to the only place too weird for heroes to go: deadwood! ashe is one of the only people who can safely go into the woods without getting horribly killed or changed, likely bc of the books protection. he'd meet william for the first time trying to figure out what the hell is going on, because of course he didnt ask if its ok to go into the haunted fucking woods, and william has to fucking bodily drag him out while explaining all the horrible death that happens there before realising OMG NEW WOODS FRIEND and begins assimilating her into the group

as for plot. um. ask me later. KIDDING ok but im only in the beginnings of one of those. this au is less mnm and more toned down call of cthulu, since thats what deadwood has been compared to a couple times before. mal and the spirit world still feature, but theres a lot more focus on trying to unravel the mysteries of this town and the woods around it while trying not to die or go insane or die worse