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scribblevoid · 4 months

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Why tf is everyone so fucking gay in 31M?

Like no matter what you ship, there is always at least a handful of moments of your ship interacting with eachother and that's awesome

Like you got Juanín being gay as hell, his playlist gives old divorced/heartbroken woman vibes(and over Tulio like ajshdhdhs he aint worth it baby chill/j), Bodoque just doesn't give a fuck (his motto "any hole is a goal") and Tulio doesn't know gay people despite every single interaction he has throughout the show is anything but straight. Sr. Manguera is def a man kisser because the majority of the cast are MEN, Huachimingo has all gender and no gender at the same time and dating Maguito the coochie bomber

Patana is a lesbian in my eyes, the guys in the show don't deserve you, Mario Hugo is having an existencial crisis cause he get no bitches of neither gender (I know Guaripolo exists but he don't count he dates anyone).

Policarpo is transfem genderfluid and is THE og fem queen! He fucking SLAYED that fit in the "Cirugía" episode. Period.

Raúl and Balon von Bola are the oldest gay couple in the show, and Tenison is confused and wondering why everyone is dating/in a polyamorous relationship.

Mico is aroace agender. Why? Because I'm also aroace agender and he is my favorite bg character so I can project on him however I want

Cachirula is a demigirl lesbian and homophobic towards mlm relationships.

CCRM is a transman and his gf is bi, his brother is also aroace because I said so

Cindy is transfemme and demi-omnisexual and Amapola is a nonbinary lesbian (puppet yuri is real trust)

And Cossimo Gianni will die alone.

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moliathh · 1 year

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One last kiss, i loved you like a gaping head wound.

#yumikel #hellsing #heinkel wolfe #yumie takagi #omfg i love these gay bitches sm #that one scene in pearl when she hugged the scarecrow on the cross #thats the scene im depicting #im thinking yumi is on the cross and heinkel have to carry her body down

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azimx · 2 years

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Merlin: Who do you think you are? The King?

Arthur: No, I'm your husband, Arthur.

#fucking gay bitches #they're so in love omfg #help me I'll never get over them #merlin fandom #merlin bbc #bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #merlin headcanon

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aiu-ita · 2 years

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Now you suck

We wanna talk about sex but we're not allowed

Well, we may not like it but you better learn how

'Cause it's your turn now

Boy, you're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies

Now, what's on your nasty old mind?

So how should I begin this?

I guess it started when you were with him

And how he never even took you out to dance

But did he fuck with any rhythm?

But now he's playing with your head

But did he ever make you cum?

Did he ever make you cry?

Do the wires in your mind get sewn together

Rubbed and severed by the heat

You don't know how long I could stare into your picture

And wish that it was me

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retrocesosdestacion · 4 months

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happy for my girls 😭💞

#CONGRATULATIONS FOR MY GIRLS OMFG #THEY GOT ENGAGED IN MALDIVES. 😭😭😭😭#these gay bitches good for them #woso #danielle van de donk #ol féminin #ellie carpenter

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glowpop · 1 year

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babe i love hairy women and i get your post but the calling an entire group of women wenches and then getting mad when someone who literally says they agree with the post says that your wording is kinda offensive? yeah i’m sorry even if you’re not attracted to people let’s not bring other queer women down

I’m sorry. I’ll use the word BITCHES next time.

#1. don’t call me babe 2. there’s a whole world out there that tells women that being fat and hairy and sweaty is disgusting. you’ll be fine #3. it’s a text post. omfg gay men make posts about how taking the hair off a man’s chest is like taking wings off of an angel but 1 joke #and you bitches just fall apart? get a spiiiiine omfg

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tadbitsickchickwithadick · 15 days

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Went to a concert the other night with my gf and her gf and not only did the opening band kill it, they also got the entire music hall to bark and it was genuinely the best set I've seen in years!!

#plus like i got one of their shirts from the merch booth and the lead singer is the nicest most bubbly woman and i wanted to talk to her so #much more but i panicked a little bit because she's insanely beautiful and i was just like “hey you killed it!!<3” and got my stuff with a #red face because she fucking giggled and thanked me and im so gay #omfg i cant get a parasocial crush on this woman #im too gay #im too gay for this #omfg #maia talking #me too bitch #the shirt i bought fucking smells like her #thats not fair #holy fuck thats not fair

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shopcat · 16 days

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i feel like one of the funniest things ever as a normal human being who has been online for one billion years and knows what things mean is when someone's like "you guys always shun/get rid of the canonical girlfriend or female love interest even if she's a cool character just for your stupid gay ship which means you're actually bad people" like not to sound like one of those crazy fandombrained idiot people but when the fuck has pairing characters together or shipping ever been about making sure they're ... single beforehand. in fact isn't most of the entire point of modern shipping being about not liking the canonical love interests as much and preferring the different non-canon dynamic. the entire point is they aren't dating in canon and you want to see them dating. i don't mean in the way of like, obviously fandom misogyny is a thing and that DOES happen, but very much in general the vibe of liking non-canon dynamics is not Implied Infidelity or whatever concoction you've come up with. are you from venus. is this your first day on earth. oh it is dire

#🐾#actually blows my mind like hello it's so funny #when ppl r like um doesn't he have a wife/girlfriend #like ??? WHAF DOES THAG BAVE TO DO WIFH ANYTHING #CLEARLG SHES NOT IN THE PICTURE. FOR WHAT EVER REASON. OMFG #seriously 99% of the time it's just not mentioned or theh amicably broke up it is not 2007 anymore you IDIOTS #sorry i let my rage get the better of me. you STUPID BITCHES*#don't piss me offffff #also honestly like yeah i like gay people better idgaf that's not new either #its all so unserious and yet ...#i see tbis mostly on tiktok shock horror i know but i've seen some insane replies and posts on here too #like the way people can't wrap their heads around it and then somehow fall to the incorrect conclusion that we are ALL just Haters #like sometimes i am for sure but omfg. it's just not that dramatic this has been happening forever

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gayvampyr · 2 years

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misandry truthers dni you’re all annoying and misogynistic

#i don’t think i’ve ever used a dni seriously before but y’all are the worst #go ahead and block me if you’re offended by this. sorry women don’t universally have it easier then you #people on this site are so terminally online they think being an oppressor makes you oppressed #‘but what about [minority] men??’ yeah that’s intersectional oppression babe #learn the difference #i was reblogging from the person in my prev post but then i saw a bunch of shit about how if you complain about men as woman then you are #and i quote #a ‘misandrist terf’#so #take that as you will #not to mention it seems suspiciously aimed at lesbians since we are more likely to complain about men because everything seems to revolve #around them and our lives just don’t #like im all for transmasc positivity and gay/mlm positivity but like #‘cis men are so cool n sxy! masculinity should be celebrated!’ bitch have you been outside lately #and i find it hilarious that their posts imply that lesbians have it easier and that gay men are fetishized more than us #LMAOO #boy get your head out of your ass <3 #and yes i am referring to xam/pyre #do not tag them pls cuz im not interested in starting shit but i needed to say this cuz omfg this sites nrainrot 😬#lesbophobia

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lonesomedotmp3 · 10 months

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knave's first assumption when snow white says she's the sheriff's wife being that she's talking about emma he's such an ally. did not even consider the possibility of a man and woman being married to each other

#however he is a total bitch like omfg go hang out with your buddy alice and then maybe you'll calm down #ouat lb #knave intrinsically understands gay people because he's like if a gay man were straight but also kind of a lesbian hope this helps

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sapphic-storm69 · 1 year

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Started watching Hannibal I feel the brainrot forming for a show that’s a decade old

#hannibal #so uh yeah #lord give me strength I’m going to regret this I feel #this job is actively killing will he should quit #I knew going into this that the gays liked this and shipped will and Hannibal but omfg these bitches are gay #like….#I thought y’all were just starved for gay rep but like the vibes are purely #…not homoerotic but something akin to it for sure.#also I love characters that are little freaks so obv. I love Hannibal

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maladaptivedaydreamsx · 1 year

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ran into a yt video comp of enstars anime eng dub moments and i have never wanted to inhale the entirety of a crack show harder. it feels like an equally cursed but less fucked up ghost stories level of insanity... and i need it in my life like yesterday. torn bc i rly like the jp va's and want less whiplash w/ the music scenes.......... but like that eng sub sounds ridonkulous jfc

legitimately was laughing so hard at one point i thought i was going to throw up, 15/10 bc wtf

#abt; enstars #my post 📫#aerin.txt #funny stuff #fave #enstars #ensemble stars #enstars anime #cursed eng dub but like in all the right ways omfg #as if i needed any more of a reason to be an undeadp PLS fkdjdhshd #also mao isara my boooiiii <3 #.....lowkey still an eichi h4ter but at least i get to laugh at him here #WHY DO TORI AND SUBARU SOUND L I K E T H A T IM FUCKIN WHEEZING #everything is so sassy and snarky and be gay do war crimes like jfc these bitches are all smth else fr #Youtube

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eskamtrash · 1 year

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God it smells like 2016 tumblr over here

#touch grass maybe <3 #no but fr i remember being this brainwashed that i thought gay media had like. idk being always there?#like OMFG there are SOOO many gay tv shows or films or. but the thing is. there ARENT #and most of the ones that exists. are bad #just like wlw media if im being honest #idk what im trying to say here but. dont pit bad bitches against each other. eat the rich etc #fight for your show or whatever!! even if it looks boring af #<3

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gilmores-glorious-blog · 2 years

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finished s4 of stranger things…… fuck, dude.

#can it please be july already?????#the 001/vecna reveal was. So Fucking Cool.#i’d unfortunately gotten it spoiled for me already :/ but it was still so chilling and awesome omfg #also my problematic take of the day is that 001 pre-vecna is. VERY PRETTY. dorian gray looking bitch. i love him.#anyways. i’m obsessed with eddie and he and steve are gay and also robin and nancy are gay #and joyce and hopper are my parents and i’d die for max mayfield.#those are my takeaways #stranger things #stranger things spoilers #eli.posts

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sunflower-butch · 2 years

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Jumping off a cliff now, I am unwell

#I have a CLASS in FIFTEEN MINUTES #and I can’t stop GIGGLING #I’m so red in the face omfg #lo rambles #lo is a dumb gay bitch

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heathermason1983 · 1 month

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lmfao im just thinking about that 16 year old who reblogeed my "sorry bisexuals but if you feel bad for liking the opposite sex get the fuck off the internet lol" to be like how would YOU FEEL if people made fun of you for liking MEN???? WOULDN'T YOU FEEL BAD. Like no actually i wouldnt because it is very silly of me tbqh but that is just my lot in life lol. No, people making fun of men or bisexual women being attracted to men is literally of no concern or importance to me because i have a life outside of the internet discourse and validation machine! If people are a little mean to me online i hit up one of my irl friends and chat them up and come up with a plan to hang out like....... fuck am i gonna care if someone says i'm a loser for being sexually attracted to men lmfaoooo BITCH!!!!! Be for real!!

#like fuck does it matter if internet gays laugh about me or ppl like me. bitch this does not affect me at all IRL...... like be reallll omfg

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