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scribblevoid · 4 months

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Why tf is everyone so fucking gay in 31M?

Like no matter what you ship, there is always at least a handful of moments of your ship interacting with eachother and that's awesome

Like you got Juanín being gay as hell, his playlist gives old divorced/heartbroken woman vibes(and over Tulio like ajshdhdhs he aint worth it baby chill/j), Bodoque just doesn't give a fuck (his motto "any hole is a goal") and Tulio doesn't know gay people despite every single interaction he has throughout the show is anything but straight. Sr. Manguera is def a man kisser because the majority of the cast are MEN, Huachimingo has all gender and no gender at the same time and dating Maguito the coochie bomber

Patana is a lesbian in my eyes, the guys in the show don't deserve you, Mario Hugo is having an existencial crisis cause he get no bitches of neither gender (I know Guaripolo exists but he don't count he dates anyone).

Policarpo is transfem genderfluid and is THE og fem queen! He fucking SLAYED that fit in the "Cirugía" episode. Period.

Raúl and Balon von Bola are the oldest gay couple in the show, and Tenison is confused and wondering why everyone is dating/in a polyamorous relationship.

Mico is aroace agender. Why? Because I'm also aroace agender and he is my favorite bg character so I can project on him however I want

Cachirula is a demigirl lesbian and homophobic towards mlm relationships.

CCRM is a transman and his gf is bi, his brother is also aroace because I said so

Cindy is transfemme and demi-omnisexual and Amapola is a nonbinary lesbian (puppet yuri is real trust)

And Cossimo Gianni will die alone.

#31 minutos #juan carlos bodoque #tulio triviño #juanin juan harry #patana tufillo #mario hugo #sr manguera #huachimingo #dante torobolino #guaripolo #mico el micofono #raul guantecillo #balon von bola #tenison salinas #omfg these bitches gay #good for them #cachirula de los cachirulos #im sorry this post is so long #but i could not stop thinking about this #like akdhchekdbch???#lgbtq #gay bitches

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