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"Bianca's Emerald", my comic for Swapped Age, Same Love Ageswap Haddotin Zine.

Basically Castafiore's Emerald in a modern setting and swapped ages for all the characters.

And this was it! Thank you so much for reading it!

Snow On The Beach

yuki tsunoda x snowboarder!reader social media au (part 2)

warnings: language

fc: jurin of xg

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ynusername just added to their story !

ynki updates

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ynki updates they're so "best friends to lovers" coded and they don't even know it.

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fan01 WTH PIERRE LIKED !?

fan02 pierre what are u doing here- actually, spill the tea.

fan03 books ? no, ynki.

fan04 REAL.

notyukitsunoda0511 🔒

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notyukitsunoda0511 "I'm not cute !" then proceeds to look like this.

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notlandonorris screenshotting and sending to yn rn !

notyukitsunoda0511 do you want me to push you into the barricades next race lando ? because I will.

notoscarpiastri I don't think I've ever met people as oblivious as you and yn in my life. it's actually mindblowing.

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ynusername just so you all know, I tried very hard to beat the "best friends to lovers" allegations !

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yukitsunoda0511 yeah, sure u did (girl is all over me every chance she gets).

ynusername oh, oh mr "you're not allowed to leave me. ever".

fan01 help-😭😭😭

oscarpiastri oh thank god I thought you two would be blindly in love forever, phew.

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notyukitsunoda0511 thanks dts for outing my relationship.

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ynusername do you...you do have a brain, right babe ?

notpierregasly dumbass, what did you think would happen when you call her and say all that lovey-dovey crap WHILE netflix was filming ???

notyukitsunoda0511 I don't know pierre. quite bullying me.

ynusername pier, no one's allowed to call yuki a dumbass but me. watch it.

notyukitsunoda0511 thx baby 🥺

notlandonorris you two give me serious whiplash – but you're cute, so it's okay ig

notcharles_leclerc everyone shut up. yuki, where TF did you get that picture ?

ynusername what are you charles ? a boomer ? it's called pinterest sweetie.

notmaxverstappen1 hey, no one's allowed to call charles a boomer but me. watch it yn.

notcharles_leclerc thx baby 🥺

ynusername 😦 – no more free snowboarding lessons for you two dicks.

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a/n: this might've been one of my favourite social media aus yet 🤧, hope you enjoyed ♡ !

AAAAAAAAAAA YOUR DICKJOYFIRE FIC????? OMG IM ON MY KNEES. i love kory and Jay and i grew fond of jayroy and jaydick is my absolute OTP and aaaaaaa. Your brain is justtttt. OmG i love all that you write. Would you consider writing more about the four of them together? Smothering Jay with love and him being the maiden heart he is♡

Anyways, im really a fan of your fics they are awesome

Ahhhhh, you're always so delightful @alexandraisapenguin thank you so much. ///u/// This turned out to be more general ot4 though ;u;

Gym Shenanigans

Friendly competition between the four of them that's really just the boys taunting and challenging one another and being motivating in all their dumbness.

And Kory is so fond as she smokes all of them. Scorched earth policy, sorry boys. ;)

But it's all good because the three of them are so (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) because wowie hot damn, look at their girlfriend go.

Something something they all benchpress each other and Jason loses it each time when all of them do him. Which omg what? Hot? Help?

Dick being the first though and it takes so much coaxing and Dick swears he's got this. Which he does. It's only a few reps, anyhow. Still, the moment Dick presses Jason up, Jason panics and flails and ends up throwing himself out of Dick's hold and landing on his chest and Dick wheezes because oh god. Meanwhile Kory and Roy are !!! because whoops, spotting is a thing and Jason is mortified forever because again, omg.

But Dick just laughs through his wheezing and holds Jason to him before he can run off and Jason is sweet and blushy as he hides in Dick's chest and it's cute.

Speaking of chests - Roy marveling Jason's pecs. Like how you can catch glimpses of it through the low cut of Jason's sleeves. Dick following suit once he notices Roy's staring. And Kory following along not long after and wow, she thinks she understands the infatuation with breasts now. Amazing.

Jason spitting and sputtering because wth Kory //A///

Kory saddling up next to her baby boy and comparing chests and laughing because it's impressive! Has Jason ever tried to hold anything in his cleavage? So convenient. Also-

(Also, unrelated thought: Jason laying on top of Kory and their chests being smushed together and Dick and Roy just blatantly staring until they're called out and it's ahahahha)

General muscle appreciation. Like Roy's back. Roy basking in the attention but also being sweetly sheepish about it. Just something with him waving them off and being all, 'oh stop, guys,' then promptly flexing his back muscles. Dorky sweetness and cute flirting ahhhhhhh.

But wait. Dick getting stared at and objectified by other gym goers because he's beautiful handsome gorgeous. And while it's uncomfortable, he deals. Nothing new, right?

Only Jason puffs up and is ready to throw down, just sending the nastiest glares and snarls at men and women alike. He's got Kory right there backing him up too while Roy uses his impressive back to act as a screen and the combination of it all lightens Dick's mood so much and he loves them all dearly. ;U;

Sauna. Where Kory basks in the heat and unintentionally raises the temp until her boys are toasted and she has to drag them out and fan them back to safe temps.

Shower. Where Kory suggests showering together and yeah, sure. Only Jason bails out of embarrassment, maiden at heart that he is.

Rody Lamoree // Random Dating HCs

{Dead Plate and characters belong to Studio Investigrave}

Note// He is like, 80% my type... I love him, though, dhdbdb I guess it's gn for s/o. I'm kinda a straight girl (who loves bl and yuri---), so sorry if I sound too straight./ih

•He is clingy, extremely affectionate, and touch starved... Relationships didn't end well with him because of that. But you managed to soften that by giving him plenty of love and attention when you both make time for each other. You can't say no to his puppy eyes;;;

•Can't cook for his life, is either you teach him how to cook or you both order takeout. If you do decide to teach him, he might fail miserably once in a while like injuring himself somehow or burn water--- he'll feel so bad that he is the reason you're carrying burden through the process but he'll sob more once he notices how patient, caring, and supportive you are while guiding him...

Rody// *sobs while looking at Y/N as if they're god*

Y/N // you okay there, babe?

•He'll die peacefully when he gets called pretty boy, Honey, hunny bunny, puppy, darling- no matter how cheesy or weirdly cute, it is Honey, him feel so giddy amazing 🥺✨️

•He is canonly buff and strong, so I can't help but imagine he is more than happy to carry you around on his shoulder or in bridal style to the point you don't even need to walk at all when he's with you/ih

•He'll compliment you a lot. He is your #1 fan. He'll quickly notice the changes in your appearance in one glance.

•New Haircut? Worshipping you right now. You wore something new? He'll take pictures of you in different angles, including selfies of both of you - red carpet material. You did your nails? Oh god, slay... Oh, what's this? A keychain you bought? That is so cool. He'll be so dramatic about it that it's so funny;😭

•Like man-- he's so supportive. Overwhelmingly supportive. He won't deny anything you decide and just support you till the end-- Like he's too in love to even care. He wouldn't even help but smush your cheeks together and say, "WTH WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY AUGHHH;;;" (thx to the sketch Rachel made;;;)

•He'll usually respond to you whenever you text him - or even as soon as possible to respond back through letters. He always loves your voice, so there would be times he asks if you can call each other. Having him lean to the side of the wall as he is blushing by the soft whispering in his ear you make through the phone.

•He'll do all his power to spoil you with gifts and expensive dates despite being broke. He'll go the extra mile to always do something so special in your anniversaries.

•Even in Valentine's Day, to the point he may forget to treat himself... you gotta remind him that his birthday is your pride and joy. Like, it's the day god blessed you for letting a beautiful being like him spawn/lh

•HEAR ME OUT- I'm looking respectfully.... No one should deny that this man is pretty muscular ♥️ He is so bashful when you praise his strength. You would also have the privilege to touch his biceps or lean your head on his chest,,,(I swear I'm normal). Just the feeling of you tracing his arm, shoulder, spine, and chest makes him go crazy and so down bad -

•He won't stop talking about you once a question related to you comes up - the victim will never hear the end of it -

•Canonly when you date him, He'll give you flowers that are plucked out of the ground since he cannot afford to bye a prettier bouquet from a flower shop...

•When he's sad, you have to give him words of assurance or hold him close... You can even order any kind of fast/junk food, and he'll be so happy that you would do that for him😭🥺

•If you happen to be smaller than him, he would find the opportunity to hover over you and wrap you up with his hoodie or coat before pulling you to an embrace. Kinda like shoving your head inside the coat;;;

•Besides writing songs and playing the guitar for you, he would also try to sing for you if he wasn't so hella shy about it. hhh;(he sings surprisingly decently tho!!!)

•He loves having a bike ride with you- he once promised that if he ever affords a car, you'll always get the passenger princess treatment, no buts!!!

Lookism Chapter 442 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made. The sole purpose of this is to provide summaries/reviews for each chapter so if you don’t want to see the rest of it, then just keep scrolling. It’s your choice.)

Time to cry all of our hearts out. 😫

Nuuuuuuuuuu poor babies 😭

OMGGGGG THE FIRST GEN. KINGS ARE HERE!!!!! AHHHHHHHH BRO I GOT MAD GOOSEBUMPS 😩

Ugh, this is making me feel touched and all. Everyone gathered in one place because they really respected him. Bruh, Imma cry again 😭😭😭 I hope Taesoo Ma, Gongseop Ji, and the rest of the First Generation would somehow investigate his death and avenge Jichang. 🙏🏽

YEEEEESSSSS DANIEL HAS ANOTHER ALLY!!!!! YESSSSS LET'S BUILD THIS CHARLES CHOI HATECLUB!!! 🔥

OHHHHHH. MYYYYYYY. GOOOOOOOD. JAKE IS SO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUUUTE AS A LITTLE KID!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD, I JUST WANNA HUG HIM AND CRADLE HIM IN MY ARMSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

HE REALLY IS CUTE THO WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. WHO WOULDN'T WANNA JUST GRAB HIS CHEEKS, PINCH THEM, GIVE HIM A PIGGYBACK RIDE, AND HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM????? 🥺🥺💞💞💞💞

Ohhhh shiiiii, Jake gonna meet with Daniel there and THEY'RE GOING TO TEAM UP AND FIND JINYOUNG PARK AND TAKE DOWN THE FIRST AFFILIATE LIKE THE ACTUAL BOSSES THAT THEY ARE. 😎

Ohhhhh my- LINEMAN ABOUT TO GET AN UPGRADE!!!! IS THIS GOING TO BE HIS TRAINING ARC??? 👀

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TIME TO TRAIN LINEMAN!!! BULK UP AND SHAPE UP BRO 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

Oh shit... 5th Affiliate. 💀 Did I mention that I don't like this phase of Eli? I mean, sure. You're doing this all for your family in Hostel, but there's another way to settle this and provide for them, no? I mean, you got friends bro. You don't have to shoulder the burden on your own. Learn how to depend and rely on those who you hold dear too.

King, it's ok. Just undrown yourself and stop siding with Workers.. 😀

I stg, this twink of a crew leader is afraid of Daniel Park. Little did he know, Daniel and James Lee are actually a team lol. I swear, it's like Eugene blames Daniel for everything now that Daniel tried to interfere with his plans. Mf would now blame him for everything and anything that doesn't work out.

Mandeok: *suddenly walks into Eugene's office* Eugene, the coffee maker isn't working anymo-

Eugene: IT'S HIS FAULT! IT'S ALL DANIEL PARK'S FAULT!!! HE ERADICATED SOME OF MY AFFILIATES, AND NOW HE'S AFTER MY COFFEE MACHINE?! Yuseong: *starts to rock back and forth in his chair, cradling himself while afraid of his brother's psycho outburst*

Come on stink, get it together. You're going coo coo now. I don't know why I thought of Eugene in this scenario. It was funny in my head.

Oh great. NOW, THEY'RE THERE. 🙄

WHO'S GOING 100 MPH ON THE MAIN STREET BRUH??? Also, who tf are YOU mf? 🤨

Also, omg. PTJ, do you always ctrl + c and ctrl + v on your characters' hairstyles or something? Because Warren doesn't look like Zack anymore, but now he looks like-

Like ok, I get it. You're addicted to the copy + paste hairstyles, but I don't wanna have to do this, but... Imma hand over the scissors to Eli and have him end the ctrl + c, ctrl + v era. 😭 Bc, wth is this shit? But they look good tho, ngl.

OHHH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHHHH. SOMEONE TAKE HIM BACK, FR. GOO, COME GET YOUR BRO LMAAAAOOOOOO. But oml. EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE AT THE FIRST AFFILIATE, I STG. THEY ALL GOING TO HAVE AN EPIC BATTLE LIKE SMASH BROS. OR SOMETHING, AND THEY'LL GO AT IT, IN ON FINAL BRAWL. And fr Warren, wth have they been feeding Logan for him to get THAT BIG? STEROIDS???

If he took, "I need a big boy" to heart, then I don't want it. 💀💀💀

Nah, it must be all that coke protein powder. Goo gave him a whole bucket of protein powder and Logan would be sniffing and eating it all.

Well, obviously "No." Logan. Also, HOT DOC IS BACK!!! Ofc he is. He's the main star of the First Affiliate.

THERE HE ISSSSSSS, THE MAIN MAN OF THE HOUR!!! 😩 LOOK AT HIM BEING ALL TOUCHY WITH ELI!!! Tbh I didn't know how to feel ab that. "Put these away, motherfucker." YTFJTYFGUYKGFJYGUHKIFUDFKILLUGYKF I'M LMFAOOOOOOOOOO ELI REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE. HE'S SO DONE.

What did he mean by "I'm not sure though?" 😀 Also, the way Logan said, "How cute is this bastard... Should I give you a kiss?" and Warren replying with, "I'm taken, so no thanks." MAN, WHAT IF YOU WEREN'T TAKEN? THEN WHAT? 🤨 ALSO, THE WAY HE SAID HE'S "taken" NOW BC HE HAS SALLYAHSIDFHSDFIUSHDFIUW. AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT GOT ME SCREAMING.

AWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAN, I wOnDeR wHo CoUlD tHaT bE ??? Definitely, not Daniel Park.

OH MY GOD. ARE WE FR GETTING A LOGAN LEE VS. DANIEL PARK SHOWDOWN NEXT CHAPTER???? AYOOOOO??? HE'S GOING TO SEE DANIEL'S CURRENT FORM????????? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SQUEALINGGGG!!! 😆😆😆😆

"Will Logan Lee face off with Daniel Park soon? Will they ever find Jinyoung Park now? Who will be the next to arrive at the First Affiliate??? Tune in, next time ONNNN-"

Yeah man, F this.

Nanami just strikes me as one of those guys with really sensitive balls.

One of the fastest ways to get him riled up is to come behind him and start groping and playing with his balls.

It's cute how he tries so hard to keep a straight face, but if you look up you can see a clear blush on his face and you can hear his little whines and pants.

If you suck on them during a blowjob he'll go slack-jawed and he loves doggy style because, not only does he get to hug and hold you, he gets to relish the feeling of his balls smacking against you with every thrust of his hips.

Oh my goooooooooood 🤧

Oh god, Nanami and his big senstive balls 😞 oh goodness, he's such a sucker for a pretty lil thing cupping his balls through his slacks. I wanna come up behind him while he's cooking and rub my hand over his dick and balls through his pants and kiss on his neck and whisper the nastiest dirtiest shit to him just to make him sputter and moan pitifully. I wanna suck hickeys on his balls so he has a lasting reminder that they're all mine. I wanna reach between my legs while he's fucking me doggystyle and massage his balls while he cums inside me. Why am i so obsessed with his balls tonight wth

- Max saying that his amount of wins is still nothing compared to Lewis...with that little glance and smile....what are you, SMITTEN?

- Btw, the way I have a physical reaction whenever Lewis says "Max"....😮🫣🥺🫠

- I'm not normal and therefore obsessed whenever either Max or Lewis answers a question and turns to the other one for "help", prompting them to jump in. Max immediatelly picking up his mic as soon as Lewis wants to know something. Idk why but the casualness is k i l l i n g me in the best wayyyy

- Asdfghj Lewis RAN out of that presser before Crofty could even finish his last sentence, is he ok??? I low key love it whenever the adhd energy becomes So visible (his feet!! how is he so jittery, like, can he keep still???) but he jumped, the difference to Max looking so comfy on that couch is sending me lmao. Can he go check on him tho

- Also, the giggling again!!!! You're supposed to be enemies be serious wth

HELLO i finally watched the presser so here we go i love u anon for this rundown

max was like ain't no way i'm lettin this get to my head with king-of-winning-races next to me c'mon now. he was smiley and smirkey he said that to make lewis smile i'm sure of it !!! so gay

please same ;-; whenever they're first name basis i'm like yes girls go get that. especially for lewis. like, max evolved from this guy this dude to max like oh my god what an honor. i can imagine young max absolutely jerking off to lewis calling him by his name for the first time. i mean, i know i would

YES THEY DO THAT SO OFTEN !! they collaborate thru those pressers for real. they're sooo ready to work together n talk thru it. i love it.i think they just like talking to each other. but i also think it's incredibly cute and yes THEY'RE SOOOO WELL ALIGNED like they are There together and they work so well. i imagine that's what sharing 35 podiums does to you (and probably some dinners too). and it is sooo casual and easy like !!!!!!!!!! sedate me with this.

lewis booked it outta there. tom clarkson, who does the press conferences (crofty's a sky commentator), barely said that's all and lewis was already in his cab home fr fr. makes me wonder even more what he was doing on his phone the whole time like whooo youuu textiiiiinnn????? and yess the adhd was ragiiiin. he was yawning humming jittering the entire way through i loved watching it too. max was zen himself like buddha had nothing on him and lewis was Ready to Leave. i hope max caught him on his way to the hospitality and wrapped a gentle arm around his shoulders and made a bad joke that gets lewis' eyes all crinkly to calm him down.

and please they are soooo GIGGLY ALWAYS !!! giggly boys to the max. and it's so obviously not nervosity (what i see in lando sometimes) it's just....joy?? just two little dudes having fun with each other. it's tooo fucking cute. everyone be calling them the rivals of the century and they're out there just giggling about tire factories or rookie numbers or whatever they have going on. they're on the same wavelength and no one else is allowed.

Just some silly chaotic energy: how about an s/o for the support class that... is stupid. Walks into walls, gets random scratches and they dunno wth they're from :,), just does whatever they want. Probably has rabies at this point.

Eh, idk, it's like 4 am here and I'm running on 1 singular brain cell. Self-projecting much.

this is so me fr. i love waking up everyday with 6 new bruises of unknown origin. also i loved this request so much that i decided to do it for ALL the classes, hope u don't mind! :D

mercs x reader who's a clumsy dumbass

SCOUT

- laughts at you. this bastard straight up bursts into laughter whenever you trip or bump your head into something. he DOES ask you if you're okay and helps you up, but not after laughing at your clumsiness first. he's actually pretty clumsy too, so i guess you two are a match made in heaven (/j) one time you two were walking somewhere and you tripped and fell, scout saw it and immediately started laughing.... but as he kept walking he didn't notice the lamp post right in front of him, so he face planted into it... serves him right

PYRO

- noooo s/o don't touch that thing you're gonna get electrocuted!!! pyro worries so much about you :(( they really care about you and your health, so they made it their personal goal to make sure you're safe as possible! which means you are not leaving their sight. EVER. prepare for them to cling onto you 24/7 to make sure you don't do something stupid.... however if you manage to get hurt EVEN despite pyro's observant gaze, they will totally patch you up!! boom, now you're covered from head to toe in cute and colorful bandaids

SOLDIER

- he has no sense of self preservation. soldier often does dumb shit that gets him injured and he doesn't even realize it, so chances are he doesn't notice whenever YOU are about to do dumb shit... you guys are a disaster (affectionate). you both get injured often, but soldier can be very dramatic when it comes to your injuries. it doesn't matter whether it's just a small scractch, he WILL carry you in his arms to the medbay while screaming stuff like "HANG IN THERE S/O, DON'T DIE ON ME!" needless to say, he takes your health very seriously

HEAVY

- oh my God you're gonna be the death of him!! he worries SO MUCH!! you can tell he's really worried of how often you injure yourself completely on accident! because of this heavy often gives you little warnings whenever you're about to do something clumsy, such as reminding you to not bump your head in the doorframe or telling you to tie your shoelaces.... he tries his best but you still get injured, so when that happens he holds your hand and brings you to medic. if it's a smaller injury he just sits you down and makes you a sandvich to cheer you up

DEMOMAN

- okay so this is interesting. at first demo laughed at your clumsiness. not really in a malicious way, he just thought you seem pretty silly tripping over nothing and bumping into glass. he always helped you up afterwards, and overall took your clumsiness lightheartedly... but after a while he was like HOLD UP you get injured WAY too often!!! he soon started worrying about you more and more to the point he just started fussing over you like he's your mom or something, scolding you for not being careful and shit. also, my man gets EMOTIONAL!! so you better learn how to be not-clumsy or else you will have to deal with a worried drunk demoman who bursts into tears whenever you get a tiny scratch for the rest of your life

ENGINEER

- he actually finds your clumsiness to be pretty endearing!! he's like "y'all look at my wonderful s/o aren't they lovely :)" and it's just you falling off of a chair. engie knows that it's not your fault and that he can't stop you from being a clumsy dumbass either so instead he embraces this part of you and finds it lowkey cute!! cause he finds EVERYTHING about you cute!! he always patches you up after you injure yourself and actually thinks it's a great bonding experience lol. also if you ever feel insecure about your clumsiness then engie will totally reassure you and remind you of how cool and awesome you are!!

MEDIC

- quite indifferent to it actually. he thinks your clumsiness is kinda cute and entertaining, and he doesn't mind patching you up! you just happen to be a regular guest on his operating table, which he doesn't mind! gives him quite the excuse to spend time with you :D also, medic kind of turns it into a game-- somehow it's fun to try to figure out HOW exactly you got all those random bruises and scratches. spoiler alert you guys never figure it out and the cause of your bruises will forever be a mystery

SPY

- seeing you get hurt over and over again because of the dumb shit you do makes him SO frustrated. believe me... this man tries his best to look after you and make sure you're okay but you still manage to get scratched and injured! ohh but don't worry, his anger is NEVER directed at you, but rather at everything else around you. he's the type of guy who sees you trip over nothing and he's like "haha love you're so clumsy! :)" but when you're not looking he will pull out his knife and try to stab the air

SNIPER

- oh he is TIRED. sniper also makes it his personal goal to keep you safe, so he often watches you and looks out for any potential threats. it doesn't work, you still get hurt. everytime he sees you trip and fall or bump into something (even if he warned you) he just lets out the loudest sigh ever, walks up to you and offers you a bandaid from the med kit he always carries with him (because of YOU). one time he was just done with your bullshit and threw you on his shoulder, he carried you like that for a WHOLE DAY but you STILL managed to get scratches and stuff. after this happened sniper really started to question what evil spirit of clumsiness possessed you for you to be like this

seablings!!

and a grian comparison now vs then comparison

:)

oh my god seablings!!!!!!! They're unbelievebly cute wth

and its so cool to see the way ur art has changed. do you know how long ago you made the then picture?

not same anon so srry to make this abt THEM too.. but imagine telling deku or shouto the same thing 😭😭

maybe for deku u just rlly enjoy teasing him bc ur SOOOO interested in him, u want him so bad and he looks so cute flustered but he seems too dense to realize it u like him but spoil alert he likes u too so imagine ur with him and he does such a simple BUT sexy thing like idk getting something off the top shelf n u can see his v line ur checking him out obvi so when he gets whtvr it is he's reaching for u just blurt out "i bet ur dick is so big and fat" and he literally short circuits. like he just freezes, meanwhile ur still staring at him. honestly you already know it's big bc u can see it when he wears sweatpants or when he wears his suit bc there's that part where it looks big in his crotch area. ya then he starts speaking gibberish yk like does n his face is so red, it makes u giggle which catches him off guard, n he turns even more red bc he likes u and ur giggle <3333 then idk maybe he tries to act suave and seduce u but u act "hard to get" but either way u both fuck n so does ur happy healthy relationship!! 🥳🥳

n with shouto, honestly idek how u bring it up, maybe u think u say it in ur head but u actually say it out loud but either way u say it and he hears it and u can see a blush on his cute cheeks n the he says "i don't know, i think it's average.. do you want to see?" AND UR LIKE HUH?????? BC THIS IS SHOUTO!!!! PRO HERO SHOUTO TODOROKI!!!! HE JUST ASKED IF U WANTED TO HIS HIS PP??????? now it's UR turn for ur face to heat up bc wth???? did he just say that????? this is real he's fr!! anyways shouto knows he's big, he's heard the pro's talk abt it when they're all in the locker room changing so he just acted "dense" so he can say that, but u both fuck and boom a happy healthy relationship is born yay!! 🥳🥳

also i literally wrote this at work um scratchs head.. lol

(in reference to this and this!)

OHHHHH MY GOD BESTIE, i’m literally. Literally. going to go insane over this..... why am i so obsessed? 

Like, Deku’s literally just makes me want to hit myself on the head because... being close enough with him to be very casual, but all the dirty nasty still makes him blush? PLEASEEE, probably everyone already thinks of you guys as a couple with how much you stay at each other’s houses, but every time it comes up, he’s just going beet red and trying to shake it off so as not to make things worse (he’s stupid though because that’s actually what you want)... 

BUT THEN THIS HAPPENS and it’s just. so hard to go back to normal knowing ... you really do think about him in that way? UGHHH GOD. And him trying to seduce you after is such a fucking mess because... you don’t want cool, try-hard izuku, you want accidentally sexy izuku. he’s gonna have a big dick either way so as,dflkajsdk !!! 

and his sensors just go insnae trying to figure out how you feel about him until finally, FINALLY, the dam breaks and everything comes out.

And then with Todoroki??? 

Like obvs size is something he’s never really thought abt or considered, but to suddenly be told it’s something YOU’RE interested in? That you like him... IN GENERAL? oh absolutely he’s going to exploit that (in his todoroki way) cuz he’s been interested in you for a while now, too, and just didn’t know how to initiate anything. 

BUT NOW YOU DID and jdjfkasdjljk he can finally act upon his feelings knowing they’re reciprocated!!! 

can you imagine also... maybe thinking he’s just joking or not being serious when he offers, too??? and like... saying yes because you think nothing will happen? THEN BOOM, todoroki’s got his bedroom eyes on and is approaching you... PLEASE!!

either you love it and he stays on like that or you’re getting scared and he’s getting all gentle... and either way I LOVE IT. 

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Thank u for this, anon. FOR REAL!!!

(Pretty sure tumblr deleted one of my asks ahdjsjdj wth tumblr.)

1) BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE. IM. LEONA BELOVED. HES SO. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAA its so good. going through some family troubles rn so having mr lion, his nephew, a cat-raccoon-demon??? thing?? (seriously what even is grim), and their magic-less human’s shenanigans is nice. thank you for all of your writings.

2) OH MY GOD JADE. IM. I DONT THINK I RECOVERED FROM THE ANGST SO THANKS FOR THAT. /nm /lh im so soft for this eelman seeing him sad, it broke me 💔 (in like the best way though again your writings are spectacular. i love your characterization sm.)

Speaking of Jade actually i mentioned this in my last ask (that again i think got deleted hajfjajdh) i have this kinda ooc?? headcanon of the tweels, where i think Floyd likes Jade’s terrariums, just not the ones with mushrooms. and Jade getting floyd limited edition shoes for his collection i just ajfjakdbsk them man. (also they fight over THE dumbest stuff you’ve ever heard. you cannot convince me otherwise. /lh)

3) TSUM TSUM EVENT OH MY GOD. ITS SO STUPIDLY CUTE I LOVE IT SO MUCH. LIKE I ALREADY LOVE TSUM TSUMS.. AND THEN THEY COMBINED IT WITH TWST IM,,, ITS SO CUTE?? I WANT THIS EVENT IN TWST EN SO BADLY… I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR THAT FLOYD CARD HES SO ADORABLE AND FOR WHAT. I WANT TWST JP SO BADLY RN BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4) Also im really late but Kalim!!! Sunshine boy’s birthday!! Love him, hes very silly

Anyway uh im gonna head out now, have a good day trau!

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(baby it's cold outside + jade fic)

HI STRAWBERRY ANON !!

I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED BC YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AFTER BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE WHICH WAS. ODD. BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A BREAK OR SUMN SJDFJ

1) i'm very pleased to hear you liked the newest chapter of baby it's cold outside !! and i hope your family troubles will get resolved soon, but just know that they're all giving you a big hug rn <33 (leona's begrudingly doing it after cheka dragged him and yuu pestered him but he's there too lmao)

2) JADE FIC !! I DID GIVE A WARNING ABT THE ANGST....BUT I'M ALSO NOT SORRY BC JADE CRYING GOES BRRR /J i am also a big jade enjoyer even tho i might not voice it as much, but seriously, imagining him in that scenario was just. heart crushing but also helped me kinda...get to know him a bit better ? bc now i feel like i could tell how he would react to grief n stuff, idk it's weird but yeah sjdfksjf

AND YES !! tweels being supportive abt each others' interests is also near and dear to my heart <33 i feel like floyd would like the terrariums up until jade scolds him for poking at them too much sjdkfsj (and yea it's a no for the shrooms for floyd). and ofc, jade would oNLY buy those pair of shoes if floyd happened to explicitly mention them sjfdksjfk (i hc jade has. bad fashion sense. like if he dressed himself he's gonna look like a schoolboy OR a whole ass grandpa)

3) I'M ALSO SOBBING OVER THE TSUMS,,,,THEY'RE SO CUTE AND THEY LOOK SO SQUISHY... look if i could buy twst tsums irl rn i would 100% GRAB THEM AS FAST AS I COULD !! floyd card is definitely hella cute sobs i wonder what the groovy's gonna look like :')))))

4) and yes <33 we love our sunshine otter hehe

i also hope that you're having a good day / night !! till we talk again wooo

Girl istg your baizhi post was so real..

OH MY GOD IM ACTUALLY INVESTED ON THIS GAME?? THE FEM AND MALE MC ARE BOTH SO HEHEHEHEHE CUTE, AND LOOK AT SCAR HE'S MAKING ME FEEL THINGS!! Lingyang is my top 1 fav char, second is mc, ALSO I JUST NOTICED THAT THE NPC'S SWEAR?? LIKE THEY SAID ASS AND BITCH?

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(https://www.tiktok.com/@ysaven_/video/7372181699242773766?_t=8mcLAn4Sm0I&_r=1)

AND ALSO I FEEL BAD FOR MY BOY LINGYANG, LIKE HE RIPPED OFF HIS HAIR AND BROKE HIS BONES JUST TO APPEAR MORE HUMAN😭😭 I LOVE HIM ISTG❤️❤️

ANOTHER THING CUS Y NOT??

are you planning to write for wuwa?? Cause girl if you do, istg you'll be the death of me🙏🏻 I WILL SPAM YOUR INBOX LEFT TO RIGHT🔥🔥🔥‼️

So for the question, what 5★ character do you wish to have? You could probably guess mine hehe<33

-daily! Anon

RIIGHT?!

Like the mc is cute and pretty and all BUT BAIZHI?!! Inmidietly went to gay panic mode- Not like I'm complaining tho hehe

Also wth NPC's swear?! I may've skipped story a bit but I didn't notice ToT Butt this is so good, I'm glad they're not afraid to do that!!

And Lingyang did WHAT?! Omg is this boy okey?!!!

Okey it'll be quite a ramble now I guess but... Yes, I am thinking about writing for WW ^^ Still probably gonna take time because I don't want it to be like Blue Lock situation when I suddenly abandon it so I'll sit in the fandom a bit more, get comfortable with characters and maybe then I'll do it!

I need to vent to someone about some drama in my class 😭😭😭

so basically last year, I kinda had a crush on this guy in my class. I thought he was kinda cute and this year, we’re in the same class.. so what happened last year was that I had these two fake friends in my class and I told them not knowing that they’re gonna spread this to one of the friends of the guy I liked (Idk if I still like him but i still find him a bit cute)

and the second that I went out to wash my hands after break, (let’s call the friend 1 and the guy I liked as 2 ) so 1 told 2 and the second I walked back into my classroom, I could see from the look on twos face that he knew… and he def didn’t feel the same way, but it didn’t rly hurt me at all. And 1 even told our French teacher about it like bro wth what’s wrong with u?

But this year, like it seems he’s forgotten about it.

NOW THIS YEAR, our homeroom teacher makes buddies bcs some ppl would never even talk to others like me! (I don’t rly have any friends) So she (our home room teacher) paired me up with twos best friend and bcs they’re bffs, the seating arrangement ended up like this ��️

me ⬅️ twos bff (he’s a guy) ⬅️ 2

AND THE THREE OF US HAVE BEEN GOOFING AROUND IN CLASS FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS AND ITS RLY FUN! I still find him cute but I don’t even think I even had feelings to start with… and those two fake friends look at us laughing together and they kinda talk thru the eyes as if they’re trying to say :

“ look at the two of them like didn’t she like him? And he knows so how are they talking so casually? “

What do u think about this and what should I do???

the way i would deliver the MEANEST PUNCH to the girls face is saddening 😔 ain't no way ur gonna act like my friend and them commit such atrocity wtf. no i really feel u it's like a secret being revealed to someone u don't want to say it to.

it's okay really bae doesn't matter if he likes u back not everywhere has good taste 💋 there's definitely someone better out there for you! and coming to these two INSUFFERABLE BITCHASSES oh god the best is to ignore them and have your best at school and studies, cause honestly they're just jealous of you gaining and having good friends 🤷‍♀️ that's such a mean girl behaviour and they should just be ignored and if the worse happens don't be afraid to speak up love !

every time you answer my asks i become more and more sure that we share a brain wth🤨🤞🏻💗 it's okay beffie now it's my turn to ask you a difficult question: what's your favorite twice era!!! and yes i can't wait until snsd announce their comeback date, sm better not do them dirty like they did for their 10th anniversary😾 "2 in 1 deal" ?/?-!/!!- HELLO??? nooo!!!!! that's YOU!!!! ALL YOU!!!!!!! NOT THE BEOMGYU VID. i am giggling so hard oh my god loml😭😭 and I LOVE YOU STOP YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!!! i can't believe i got two gifts i am so in love oh my god,,, popping star beomgyu and THE VIDEO OF HIM INTERROGATING THE CAT??? you are literally out for blood i might burst from adoration☹️☹️☹️☹️ and YES i did see his hair i was so confused at first cause i could not tell what color it was but 🫣🫣🫣 moment of silence for bamtoris and his scalp🫶🏻 i saw some clips of the concerts and 💔💔 the performances??? the looks??????? THE MENTS?!/!/!/!/? seeing yeonjun like this made me tear up so hard until i saw how hard the others laughed and i just had to laugh too because they definitely didn't let him live that one down backstage😭😭 also i saw a video of their ghosting performance where they used those confetti guns and i actually ascended. ghosting is a song that is so dear to my heart it's one of my absolute favorite txt songs, probably even my number 1 and having them in those outfits + with the confetti😭😭❓❓i got so weirdly emotional i am so happy that they get to do this and that they finally have their own tour i hope that every concert they have is as happy as these were😔😔 seeing posts like these is just absolutely ruining me i am so happy that i get to live in the same day and age as them😭😭 i also hope you can have some fun on your vacation even if you don't get a lot of time to yourself!! "pathetic right"🤨🤨 beffie i am a moa first human second, loving txt is my only personality trait🫡 I'M TELLING YOU WE'RE LITERALLY THE SAME!!!! the person i become when i have less than six hours a day to myself.... unspeakable actually🫥 dw nothing seems forced i read your replies to my asks like they're the morning paper i always look forward to them<333 also please this is so embarrassing but i'm pretty sure my tastebuds stopped developing at the age of four because why am i literally THE pickiest eater😐 i don't like tea or coffee because i don't like anything that's bitter, although tea isn't even bitter but it's just not sweet enough?!/!/!/!- humiliating tbh. what about you do you like tea or coffee more!! and since the weather's been weird: what's your favorite season and do you prefer snow, rain or sun!! thank you for the gyu pics they really did something inexplicable to my brain i love them so much<333 and actually i am doing sth rn👉🏻👈🏻 i'm working on a new blog because i've had this one since 2016 and it's actually so crusty🤢 i don't even reblog anything on it anymore and i kind of want to go back to having an actual blog (it'll probably be fic recs and stuff??) and i want to be able to interact with you off anon too☹️ i hope that you can enjoy your vacation and if not i hope you'll be back home soon, take care of yourself beffie MWAH🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 -🧃

hey hey hey. reading your asks = best part of my day (genuine) (serious), so serious rnnnnn 🥹🥹🫶🏼💗💗💗💗❤️ sorry it takes me so long to get back to you i just get really stressed about not being able to reply fast since i need to be on my phone and i cant really be on my phone here *collapses on knees* BUT ITS OKAY ❤️❤️❤️💗💗💗💗💓💓💓💓🌈 i read thru ur asks and it makes me so happy hehe nonetheless! My fav eras are either signal or what is love !! sorry i couldnt choose one T__T but the looks, the songs, the colors of the album, just everything is so memorable and cuteeee 1!! Also i havent even seen this yet but i saw it pop up on my recommended – have u seen this ? :0 Stop it ur too kinddd RESPECTFULLY ur the kindest . EVER. 🪷😖 im so glad u liked ur gifts U DESERVE ALLLLL THE GIFTS IN THE WORLD AND MOREEE hehehe although it was all bc of beomgyu (thanks mr bear gyu) I LOVE YOU !!!!!!! u are the cutest, it is fact. omg right his poor scalp but honestly that color is all ive ever wanted ndfjnkvn gosh just seeing all that content makes me cry ive had to get off all sns bc im a big baby but seriously those behind the scene photos they posted wow they look so good but when DONT they haha also super random so u have a favorite txt dance practice or performance video ? :0 but awwwwwwwWWW yeonjun :( man txt just doesnt let him breatheeeee its so funny (sorry yj nothing personal, this is payback bc u were born perfect) NO i refuse to see ghosting above all bc that song is personal to me haha (that song + nap of a star + our summer makes me cry so bad every time) !!! 🙀🙀sheesh beffie we really are the same but ah ur words are so touching, i wish i could give them to txt bc it’s true i hope they are happy and healthy (like u) always <3 that link of kai then and now made me tear up ohhhhhhhhh goshhhhh my big hueningkai omg,,,,, makes me realize how much time has flown by,, it makes the present all the more sweeter, i too am happy that i get to live in the same universe as them, we are lucky arent we? I’ll do my best in making sure i at least enjoy myself haha loving txt is OUR job !!!! full time !!!😈😈😈 omg i get u but beffie i dont think its ur tastebuds theres nothing wrong with having preferences ok?!!!!1 drinking bitter or eating bitter foods doesnt seem enjoyable anyway !! i dont enjoy drinking tea unless it’s milk tea and milky haha and i cant have coffee bc i cant have caffeine haha i just drink decaf lattes and drink boba and these drinks from my culture,, im a very beverage-y person 😭 BUT ANYWAY (not sure why i rambled so much) and my favorite season is autumn bc i love the cold and the changing colors of the leaves even if the daylight ends sooner during this time :’( we dont get much snow so i think that makes me biased with me picking snow as a preference but i also find sun comforting when it isnt beating down on me haha sorry i cant give one word answers i have to tell a whole story jjgnrjfnfdfdgnjd ty for being so patient with me hhh IM happy to know u receive the gyus so well <3 omg ur new blog sounds exciting !!! and omg im sure it isnt crusty awww and i’d LUVVVB to interact with u off anon too (if ur okay with it) just lmk !!!! (if that made sense) 😼🫶🏼 ~~~ ty for ur kind wishes as always i hope u have someone in ur life that is as kind to you as you are to me 🥺 <3 hope to hear ur enjoying ur freedom from uni and taking care and staying hydrated much much love beffie also do u have a favorite movie or movies ? :0 i ask the broadest questions omg (also this made me laugh hehe, hopefully it makes u laugh too or my humor is just DUMB) but anyway stay safe always !!!! talk to u soon 😽😽😽🌟 + some more gyus ^^^

Hello, sorry to bother but I saw you had requests open and wondered after reading your rules if you could do some Headcanons for Poly Louis, Clem, and their S/o? Like how they met? How do they get together? What it's like to be with them? Please and thank you 🦋🦋

yesyes ofc !! I've somehow ?? never thought of them ?? for a poly ?? wth. this is such a cute idea. this is a bit rushed and i havent played the game in a while so i might not have a good grip on their characters but i hope you'll still like it ! :] ps :: so sorry this is so late :,(

clem and louis + reader poly hdcs <333

- okay so I'm thinking that reader and clem knew eachother from maybe s3 ? you met in the new frontier when javi (sort of??) became the new leader. but while clem had left, you had stayed.

- eventually you had decided to leave for whatever reason, and coincidentally you find the school !

- everyone is kinda weary of you at first, but when clem recognizes you, things die down.

- clem and louis are already together at this point, and since she's the only person you know, you stick with them.

- clem and louis are super sweet people, and it's so nice to see people your age (besides gabe lol), that you just can't help but gain a tiny crush on them

- except it turns not so tiny and you're so terribly obvious about it

- thankfully, they think you're super cute (and s3 clem may have had a slight crush on you for the short time you knew eachother) so they confront you about it

- so together, you all decide to try things out and see how they go!

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- they are the absolute sweetest people to date, and both of them together??? oh my gods

- they're both sososo protective of you

- I think louis gets jealous the most, clem usually doesn't

- they're genuinely so amazing to be with

- like not only are they funny and nice, but hot ??? win/win

- Louis is definitely more physically affectionate, he's huuuuge on pda ! loves giving big fat smooches all the time

- on the other hand, I think that clem settles for smaller types of pda, like hand holding and forehead pecks yk?

- ik I alr said they were protective, but clem especially

- cuddles with them are <33

- they love seeing you interact with Aj (and any of the kids honestly)

- they're just the best people to date in general

- love them <33

Spoilers for The Owl House season 2 finale "King's Tide)

I don't even know where to start oh my god

Okay okay so...

First of all, the nickname "Mittens" is from when Amity wore a mittens when she's a kid. That is so cute btw.

Belos DID backstabbed the Collector in the end just like how most of everyone thought LMAO. And he just wiped off the green thingy in his face like some kind of melted cheese wth.

When Phillip told Luz that he "doesn't want another human get destroyed by this place", I had to hear that a second time before realizing he probably meant Caleb/his brother. (The previous one is Caleb, the "another" is Luz, since they both embraced the isles with open arms)

I was also terrified when Phillip just started to petrify Luz, wth he was so ready to kill a child. I didn't even noticed that Belos didn't have a sigil. (of course, he doesn't wanna die lol)

The Collector taught Phillip powerful magic than the others, he also taught him the draining spell... What even is this kid.

Then King just released a literal god imprisoned by someone because of something.

And that symbol from King's tower is to protect him from the Collector himself. Who would've known!

That decision King made is somehow parallel to Luz's decision back in the season 1 finale. But this time it's "free a god who can alter the world and could actually kill you to stop a whole island genocide or don't free the god and everyone with sigils will die."

CALEB, his name is CALEB.

The Collector just fvcking moved the moon and stopped the eclipse.

And finally, the ending scene. They can't do this to us. I was so ready that Luz will be trapped in the demon realm, while the others will be trapped to the human realm (with Phillip (・_・;) ) and will probably seek help from Camila, but dang, they pulled the Amphibia season 2 finale card.

It is so heartbreaking, King letting go of Luz's hand, Luz want to save Eda, then the gang trapped in the human realm, and when Luz tried to open the door hoping for the portal to open but didn't work then Gus just cried ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ.

You guys theorized Anne will lose an arm, but Grime and Eda did. (I also saw the Amphibia reference)

THAT IS A LOT. I probably skipped and missed a lot of things but ohmygod, I can't believe they're making us wait for another season to see Luz's palisman LMAO.