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svftloving · 5 months

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₍ᵔ.˛.ᵔ₎ yandere! knights of favonius w/ break up attempt (pt. 2)

warnings! yandere, kidnapping, desire to kidnap, obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, guilt-tripping, fake warrant (?), manipulation, use of children to manipulate (? blame albedo), probably some mischaracterization of the two (i tried, i never wrote them before :'p), if you feel like anything else i should add, just comment! <3

notes! part two to knights of favonius break up attempt/gift for 100 followers! and yeah, this was wayyy overdue. also albedo headcanons is more story like instead of headcanony (?) like eula's because of being written at different times, but i tried my hardest not to make it story based :')

,, eula

err... i wouldn't say she's confused or outwardly offended, but she's directly irked.

she's alot more understanding than you most likely assumed she would be once you approach her, but this doesn't mean she's going to let you leave her. she's going to want to have a straightforward, civil conversation with you to...attempt to talk things out :)

she's very formal when talking to you (which isn't different from how she usually talks to you, though she's a bit softer in tone usually), but if you have a keen eye, it's not to hard to notice how...fidgety she is.

her hands are folded against the table, slightly shaking and tightly holding on to the other. her eyes are focused directly on you, as they always are, but they occasionally flicker down towards your body as if she's attempting to read your body language. her lips are curved slightly downward and her eyebrows are a little furrowed, her facial expression become more negative when you say something she doesn't agree with/like.

referencing back to her attempts at reading you(r body language), she'll very discreetly point them out in an attempt to manipulate you. are your hands shaking? it's an obvious sign that your nervous about this and don't want to break up. are your eyes darting around the room? you rather not have this talk clearly, so it's best to just stop talking now! she's very direct and firm with her words when she issues in on your body language, so it isn't the most easiest thing to try and state your reasoning for ending the relationship when she's suddenly pointing out your anxious behavior so coldly.

though, if you're really insistent and keep your ground... then, fine. she'll let you leave. but don't assume that's she letting you slip away from her hold so easily, you're the light of her life, don't you know? she couldn't possibly let you go...

sooo, she's gonna attempt to win back your favor, obviously! you won't see her the next day after your attempt on ending the relationship, but that's only because she's busy in her room planning out the good deeds she has prepared for you. this is the perfect act of "revenge" to inflick on you to win you back, she's sure of it!

a bouquet of roses are neatly placed on your desk once you wake up in the morning, a fancy letter placed beside it. you already have a eery feeling who it's from and eula doesn't attempt to sign the letter anonymously anyway as she knows you're familiar with her handwriting due to the letters she occasionally sended you before hand.

throughout your day, you're bombarded with gifts and surprises just like you were when you were with eula still, but you aren't...right?

it's just gets worse from there if you keep on ignoring her. the letters get more deranged and threatening (of course, she wouldn't act on anything she says regarding hurting you. but for the others that she writes about...) and the gifts keep getting bigger (your house is practically flooded in roses).

if you continue to insist on not groveling at her feet and returning back into her arms interacting with her despite her attempts at getting you to do so, expect a very early visit to your doorstep one day from the former lawrence clan member and a few guards behind her. in her hand, a warrant, is held directly in your focal vision.

she just wants to talk, so won't you let her in? :)

,, albedo

you, at first, think the alchemist is ignoring you when you tell him that you want to break up with him. he's busy extracting whatever latest thing he's been working on in the past few days.

this, among with other few things, has been one of the main reasons you wanted to break up the blonde anyway. he's always busy slaving anyway on a new experiment and there's never a good amount of time to spend together with him! of course, you've tried to be as patient as possible...but this was going on far to long. you couldn't deal with it anymore.

anyway, you hoped this would atleast gets some reaction out of albedo when you finally tell him this. to direct his gaze elsewhere besides his experiment.

("why?" he doesn't even look at you when he speaks, his cold eyes focused on a small vial he had in his hands that he seemed to be inspecting. you almost want to slap him for the lack of emotion he was showing right now. but, instead of letting out your bottled up rage that you desperately wanted to, you simply don't respond.)

(if he didn't care, then you wouldn't either. you leave his warm little hideout with a strong turn of your heel, ignoring the tears that were starting to brim in your eyes. the alchemist turns his head after he hears your footsteps starting to fade from hearing, his eyes scanning the footprints your shoes left in the snow.)

this...isn't what he had expected. the outcome he had calculated before you even spoke (he could still glance at you from his pephiral vision despite his head being turned that there was something on your mind, along with the various ways you've been acting leading up to this) for you to vent out your frustrations and hidden feelings towards him in anger, only for him to formulate a response that would curb your concerns.

he's not concerned. he knows he hasn't been...the best partner these last few weeks. he just accidentally preconceived how long you would be able to handle the lack of attention he was giving you.

it would be okay, though. he would simply take a visit to your home the following day and talk everything out with you. maybe even bring a few cecilias or some windwheel asters as a gift.

which...doesn't go so well as you shut the door in his face and ignore him when he tries to come again the next following days. albedo isn't worried, though. if you thought that was his only idea to get you back then you're surely mistaken.

the thought of kidnapping strikes his mind faster than he would have liked it too, but he tries to keep that in the back of his mind as he (really) rather not resort to that. so he sticks to the something he's a master in...

manipulation! he's writing letters and sending flowers to your doorstep regardless if you read them or not (they'll just continue piling if you don't). all filled with deeply manipulative woven words that you feel nauseous. of course, he uses other method, but those our the most effective (and one of the two ways he can actually communicate with you since you won't talk to him).

news of the end of your relationship with the alchemist spreads through mondstadt, and it's not a hard guess who made that possibly. the people of the city aren't necessarily trying to coerce you back together with him... but their comments ranging from disbelief from you breaking up with him ("really? you both seemed perfect for one another...") to sadness for the wrong person ("we'll probably never see the alchemist out as often when he was with you! you really did bring out the best in him.") makes you think otherwise.

but helping him the most is the spark knight herself. she's absolutely heartbroken when albedo gently breaks it to her that you both broke up! her big brother always seems to happy whenever you're around, but now he looks so gloomy and stays cooped in with his experiments. you'll still hang out with her and him like always though, right...? the sight of klee's sad face makes you reluctantly agree to spending the day (and more times) with the two blondes, and makes you have to unfortunately interact with albedo despite your burning desire not to. albedo's smugness is oblique, but you'll sometimes catch the slightest smirk on his lips.

if all else fails, then he has no qualms in stealing you away. he really did try his hardest to stop this from happening, but he's starting to think it's time for you both to have a heart to heart together. so don't be alarmed when you end up back in dragonspine, cuffed and generously wrapped in a blanket. he only wants to talk...

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere genshin impact #yandere genshin impact x reader #yandere eula #yandere eula lawrence #yandere eula x reader #yandere eula lawrence x reader #yandere albedo #yandere albedo kreideprinz #yandere albedo x reader #yandere albedo kreideprinz x reader #i put my heart and soul into writing eula's part she's so fun to write ong #this is lowkey my favorite post/writing #albedo's part was fun to write too ofc

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forafcrtnight · 5 months

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TAKING A NEW JOB OFFER HAD NOT BEEN A PROBLEM AT ALL. lawrence knew precisely that this was what he was meant to be doing and.. yes, a place like the farm? it seemed as if it needed all the medical help that it could get and.. yes, he was more than happy to help out with what he could, for sure. the pay was good and yes, he had to admit that he had needed a fresh start. maybe he still do. from the past and from .. all that had happened. "good evening. i'm doctor gordon and.. new here," he supposed that the person could have stumbled into his new office at the farm or been there to see him. who knew? "WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?" (@walstarterblog)

#lawrence ; talks.#lawrence ; open.#new fc new stuff so pls give him all the things ;)#wal: starter #he's at the farm too ( ofc )

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zappedbyzabka · 2 years

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johnny doesn't have a type he's happy with just getting dick

You're right and you should say it.

I mean, there are just so many options for him to choose from, why not ride them all

#Jimmy too ofc #i just couldn't get a good gif of him😢#johnny lawrence #lawrusso #Johnny x cobras #nsft

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objectosexual · 7 days

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Tumblr objectum nation send me good vibes that everything regarding my car will end up okay

#should add: me and Lawrence (this car) have never like... gotten along too well #idk the chemistry i had w Miles (old car) is just not even remotely present w Lawrence #regardless: i dont want him to be totaled and im really financially stressed #car repairs and body work is EXTREMELY expensive these days. idk what his ACV is but the repairs could easily surpass 10k...#...if anything is mechanically wrong. the body work is probably gonna be 4k minimum #and ofc i was hit by an uninsured motorist and my deductible waiver for UIMs was declined by default 🙃#so I'm uh! going through it! and driving is genuinely scary for me right now #im borrowing my roommate's car but im just on edge any time someone gets too close to me #i was rear ended at a stop light... i was stopped waiting for green and got slammed into by the other driver going ~35 mph #anyway uhh dealing with car accident stuff for multiple hours each day while also balancing my 48 hour work weeks and college stuff is rough #and that's not even getting into comign up with my $2500 deductible or (if Lawrence is totaled) trying to buy a new car #like im physically okay as of right now. it's been a couple days and no whiplash etc symptoms have popped up #but just. ugh. why me.

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wife-of-all-dilfs · 7 months

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I liked your gally headcannon <3

could i request some headcannons for a reader he meets after the glade like they work for Lawrence and stuff? Thank uu

meeting gally in the last city would include

masterlist

ahhh thank you so much! ofc, i love making relationship headcanons <3 reader is a little softie. i'm sorry!! i love writing soft readers too much. suggestive themes.

before relationship

you two first met in an altercation with lawrence's men upon entering the last city's outskirts. he had suggested taking you back to lawrence to join his cause.

it took a while for him to talk to you. he didn't want to leave a bad impression, especially given his track record.

plus, he thought you were really pretty which to him, was intimidating.

he was surprised by how kindly you treated him and how warm the smiles you gave were. such pure-heartedness was a rarity in this world.

you started spending a lot of time together. he would train you in combat; you'd take watch together, and even sometimes talk on the roof at night.

people would definitely notice the connection.

the other men would blatantly tease him about liking you in front of you.

his attraction to you would reach its peak whenever you used a gun. something about a gun and girl really got him going.

there would be moments where you two flirted and then became all flustered when you realised what you were doing.

he would start distancing himself.

he'd never feel worthy of having you in his life. his past would always haunt him.

one night, he caved and told you everything he had done.

you kissed him for the first time and told him he was the strongest person you had ever met.

that was when he knew he had fallen in love with you.

during relationship

pet names would include baby, angel, beautiful, and short-stuff.

his sense of humour used to be self-deprecating, but your constant reassurance and loving words changed that.

now he'd do anything, say anything, to make you laugh or smile. he loved your smile. your laugh even more so.

he would be extremely protective over you. your gentle nature would make you more vulnerable, something he felt he needed to protect.

especially during missions and supply runs.

"don't leave my side, alright?"

"please be careful."

"i don't want you in any danger. i cant lose you too."

you'd always protect each other in combat, even though he's like, way taller than you.

sometimes he needed a little protection though, given the fact that he only had one good lung which affected his fighting capabilities.

sometimes you would sit on his lap during car rides with his arms wrapped around you as your seatbelt.

he wouldn't care about anyone watching. he liked having everyone know you chose him of all people.

he'd tease you about your height all the time. expect a joke at least once a day.

would love hugging you from behind, just enveloping your body with his.

kisses would be so tender. he'd bend down and cup your jaw so delicately while pulling you in by the waist.

forehead kisses, temple kisses, basically just kisses all around. not much in public though, that was something he liked keeping private.

when the relationship progressed, he'd still hold out on you. but gentle wasn't all that you were.

"touch me, gally".

and he would. he would brush his fingers along your jaw, up and down your arms, and hold the side of your neck as he kissed you.

"no," you'd whispered. "gally... be rough with me"

at first, he would be hesitant. but once he saw your insistence, he'd pick you up and plant you on a table, allowing his old rougher self to take over as he kissed you, touched you, and well...

that would be how you first sleep together.

he could lift you up like you weigh absolutely nothing. you're basically like a rag-doll to him. in an innocent way. most of the time ;)

his hands are so big that they completely cover the sides of your head.

you would wear his hoodies and sweatshirts to bed. he'd love how big they were on you.

people would hold parties in the ruins of old buildings. there'd be music, bonfires, and alcohol.

gally wouldn't be able to help himself. you'd just look so beautiful in the firelight, he'd bring you somewhere secluded and take you against a wall.

these were the only times he was harsh with you and you loved it—the contrast between having someone who was lovingly gentle and sinfully rough was exhilarating.

when thomas and the others came to the last city, they were genuinely shocked by how he managed to score you.

thomas especially.

"you know about the things he's done, right?"

you instantly come to his defence.

"i know. i also know that people can change. he's not the same person you knew. he's brave and strong and the most caring man i've ever met."

gally's a bit of a snoop, so of course he 'accidentally' eavesdropped on your conversation.

"did you really mean all that? what you said to thomas."

"of course i did. i love you, you big idiot."

"i love you too... little idiot."

damn this was kinda long. my bad.

#wife of all dilfs ✍️#gally tmr #gally x reader #gally maze runner #tmr gally #gally #gally x you #gally x y/n #will poulter #will poulter x reader #the maze runner #the scorch trials #the death cure #tmr newt #newt maze runner #tmr thomas #thomas the maze runner

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nerd-of-karasuno · 11 months

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Itadori Yuji Dating Headcannons

word count: 2k

note: I am not taking requests for JJK at the moment. I may open them eventually, but for now, it's just Haikyu!! and My Hero Academia with maybe some Blue Lock mixed in (unless maybe you all have good Yuji requests I might do some...). I just love Yuji sm so I had write this. Hope y'all enjoy!! 💕

my dating headcannons masterlist

This is the sweetest boy right here

Yuji gives the best hugs.

He's so gentle and sweet.

You're friends right off the bat.

Yuji makes friends so easily.

He becomes very attached to you right away.

Yuji realizes he likes you when he's lying in bed late at night

he doesn't know what to do tbh

His feelings for you aren't too obvious, but at the same times there are moments that are pretty telling if you're paying attention.

It's the way he holds onto you longer during hugs more than he does with anyone else

The way he always checks to see if you're still with the group and enjoying yourself while you're out with friends

And the way that he offers you any snacks and food he has first before he offers to the rest of the people with you.

The way that you catch his eye when you walk in the room, that he can't help but stare for a few seconds, admiring you.

The way that he'll slightly lean into you laughing when you're sitting right next to him

I could go on forever about the different ways Yuji loves you

But anyway, movie nights are a requirement when you're friends with Yuji.

He probably has a day every week that he invites you, Megumi, and Nobara to watch a movie all together.

Yuji always have an unsaid claimed spot next to you.

he dives to get into that spot, which changes depending on where you're still, and he does this before you're dating too.

If you're a movie nerd, Yuji gets so excited to talk to you about movies

And even if you're not, Yuji is just as eager to talk about movies with you

It's cute hearing him talk, please listen to him

but keep in mind, he could go on for a very long time.

when the confession eventually happens, it goes either one of two ways.

Yuji smoothly pulls it off with all his practice in front of the mirror paying off

he completely stumbles his way through it

but it's so cute and super sweet and genuine that it probably gets you to fall for him even more

If you ever confront Yuji about his crush on Jennifer Lawrence, he'll get so bashful.

I feel like Todo would be the one to tell you that Yuji mention to him during their days at their old school that he found Jennifer Lawrence.

You'll definitely have a Hunger Games marathon at some point in your relationship.

Pillow fights happen every few movie nights

especially if you argue about something in the movie

Like one of you didn't like something in it or are debating which movie of a series is the best one

The pillow fights decides all.

For actual fights between you and Yuji though, Yuji has always been good at making it back up to you if he did something wrong.

sometimes he needs space after an argument but he comes back pretty quickly.

one of the first fights he went to Gojo for advice and immediately regretted it. Gojo had some good advice overall but it was covered up by some story or stories he was telling while giving it and Yuji didn't make the connection

Megumi and Nanami offer excellent advice however for any situation

usually at least one of them can't bother with the situation if Yuji is asking for advice on what to do for a date or anything like that, but one of the two always respond when it's an argument because they know how much Yuji and you mean to each other

unless it's a silly argument ofc.

Nobara also gives great advice, but sometimes she's a lil too picky with Yuji on what she gives advice on and goes off on other things about him that he could work on

im sorry, she cares a lot but I feel like she would go on tangents sometimes. We still love her very much

But Nobara is such an awesome wingwoman for both you and Yuji

Girl has the best ideas for dates and gifts and so much more.

Gojo 100% ships you and Yuji if he finds that you're right for each other

especially if he notices that you like each other before the confession

oh my gosh he gets so excited that two of his students are into each other

he tries to help out a little by putting you on missions together and gets you two to run errands together too

different things like that but occasionally it's very obvious that Gojo is trying to set the both of you up.

Nanami has told Gojo numerous times to back off because he too is one of the first to notice the connection between you and Yuji.

but of course we all know that doesn't exactly work out.

Yuji even gets you a lil tiger plush, somewhat as a joke because of his high school nickname

He thinks it's really cute when you hold the plush and it always makes him smile to see the plush in your room

If you name the tiger after him, he dies inside due to your sweetness

If you also attend Jujutsu High, Yuji sneaks into your dorm room regularly.

He loves holding you and spending nights with you, especially after rough missions

and after certain events like with what happened to Junpei

Yuji was able to hold it for quite awhile but he eventually ends up collapsing in your arms, saying nothing.

usually he's the big spoon but it's moments like these that he just needs you to hold him tight and play with his hair

no words necessary he just wants to be close to you.

Moving on... Yuji plays with your hair and fidgets with your fingers quite a lot

Yuji allows you to do the same to him if you want.

He's always open to new stuff that you tell him about

Oh there's a new restaurant? Wanna go tomorrow? You wanna play a new video game or wanna go see a new movie? Just tell him and he'll do it with you. He'll even let you put makeup on him or paint his nails if you'll really eager to

Okay kinda random, but arcade dates anyone?

Yuji will get competitive and he will try to get you to bet little things just for fun.

Also cat cafe dates?? I feel like Yuji would be so excited to go if you agree too

then he gets there and he scares some of the cats away by accidentally being too loud 😭

but the sight of you petting the cats and then snuggling up to you makes him feel better

except he didn't get to pet as many cats as you.

also dancing in your rooms together??

it'll be so random a lot of the times

but if there's music playing Yuji will try to get you to dance with him and if it's a really fun song, sing along as well.

Yuji hates when Sukuna talks around you and he tries to make sure Sukuna never talks directly to you

He doesn't want you to deal with him whatsoever

that doesn't stop Sukuna making remarks about your relationship in Yuji's head tho

especially since Yuji thinks about you a lot and Sukuna gets tired of it

He complained to you once about it when he actually managed to get a mouth to appear on Yuji's cheek

Yuji got so flustered and slapped his cheek so hard.

If you are ever assigned to fight against each other in training, Yuji immediately tries to change partners

Nothing against you, he knows that you're strong and he 100% respects that

Yuji is just extremely worried that he'll hurt you somehow

And he never ever wants to do that

Though if you do charge at him, he'll respond and up his defense if you're really going out

After that first fight that you start, Yuji'll become more comfortable with fighting against you in training

He was legitimately terrified when you came straight at him.

But you two fighting together? Yuji really enjoys working alongside you

power couple honestly

Yeah, he worries that you might get hurt but you're so beautiful in his eyes when you fight

I swear the first mission you go on together even if it was before you began dating, Yuji got distracted by you fighting whatever curse and stared a little to long

the next thing you know is Yuji is being thrown back at a wall

oh no my boy

Yuji quickly shakes it off but he refuses to admit what actually happened if you try to question him

If you tell anyone at Jujutsu High, they all can kinda place together the pieces and figure it out

Poor Yuji gets teased about that moment by quite a few people gojo im looking at you

...sorry need a gap cuz Tumblr wants a character block limit...

Yuji also gets teased a little when showing off once or twice during training

look he only does it when you're around

He can't help it

Yuji genuinely just wants to impress you

Really he just wants you to think that's he's cool

He doesn't care to much what others think

Except when they're teasing him constantly

Words of encouragement from you please if you're willing?

Actually please do that

Yuji struggles with the events that have happened in his life since he ate Sukuna's finger

so words of encouragement from you mean the absolute world to him

Your support in general really

With any way that you can show appreciation for him, Yuji becomes so soft

his mind's a mess

sukuna's not helping

man he loves you so much

you keep Yuji going

He's so grateful for that and he'll let you know.

he can't believe someone like you is willing to put so much love and spend so much time with him

sukuna shush yuji doesn't need your opinion on this

It takes him a little bit but eventually Yuji becomes very vulnerable with you

He's always been an pretty open person, but you're one of the first to see him wholely as himself, weaknesses and all

Yuji finds you so comforting

in quite a few different ways

He loves your hugs, for one

If Yuji can hold you for a bit, he'll be very happy and content

He loves resting his head on yours if you're short than him

If you're taller than him, he doesn't mind you doing the same to him

But piggy back rides? No one at Jujutsu High questions Yuji running around carrying you on his back anymore

They've all learned not to question a lot of silly things that you do with Yuji to be honest.

as long as no one is dying or injured it's probably fine - a quote probably said by a witness at Jujutsu High

Yuji thinks it's hilarious if any of the stuff that the students think about his and your actions get back to him

It makes him wanna do more semi chaotic stuff around the school.

please stop him at any time if you notice that it may be too much

You have Yuji's full heart when you're in a relationship with him

He adores you utterly

all these moments he's had with you, all the good times and the bad, Yuji Itadori wouldn't change for the world.

Yeah sometimes things weren't good between the two of you

Sometimes the circumstances around the two of you were awful

But those moments and those situations got you and Yuji to where you are now

and Yuji could not be happier.

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thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra · 11 months

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idk nothing about saw

PLEASE EXPLAIN THE LORE I WANT TO UNDERSTAND /nf

*cracks knuckles* buckle up

There is a guy named John Kramer who’s wife, Jill Tuck (amazing character btw. didn’t deserve to die), has a miscarriage. He is then like “the guy who caused my ex wife’s miscarriage doesn’t appreciate life” so he traps and kills him. Then he does this again a few more times until someone survives and he’s like “see? trapping people is good actually. be my apprentice.” and the survivor, Amanda Young, is like “fuck yeah. thanks for making me cut open a guy. so happy to be alive now.”

Then there’s the bathroom trap in the original Saw and a character named Adam Stanheight is unfairly left to die even though he won his test, solely so the other guy, Lawrence Gordon (who technically LOST the test) could become John’s apprentice bc he’s a doctor. So Lawrence escapes and John is like “be my apprentice” and Lawrence is like “fuck yeah. thanks for kidnapping my wife and kids and making me saw my foot off. so happy to be alive now.”

So there’s also this guy named Hoffman (meanie stupid head) who actually didn’t even have to do anything. Some dude killed his sister so he killed the dude back and blamed it on the Jigsaw killer and John was like “wtf I didn’t do this.” So John stabs Hoffman in a public elevator with a needle and is like “your blade fucking sucks and also killing is bad. i would know bc i’m a killer.” Then he pretends to shoot him but it was actually just a little prank and John is like “be my apprentice” and Hoffman is like “i’m literally a homicide detective. but sure ok 👍”

So then it turns out Amanda Young was actually there with the dude that caused Jill’s miscarriage and Hoffman is like “kill this random woman or i’ll tell John” and Amanda is like “ok :(” and then dies bc said woman’s husband was there too. Oh and John also dies.

So then Hoffman like kills a few more ppl and blames it on this dead guy named Strahm. And then Jill finds out Hoffman technically got Amanda and John killed and is like “wow what the fuck. no wonder John hated you lol” bc it turns out John hated him lol. So Jill puts the reverse beartrap on him and stands outside the door for some reason but then Hoffman escapes and gets fucking Joker scars.

Then Hoffman catches Jill and says some mean things and then kills her. But then SURPRISE Lawrence is back‼️ You haven’t seen him since the first movie bc Cary Elwes wasn’t being paid enough and filed a lawsuit but it’s ok bc he’s back now. Lawrence serves cunt and kills Hoffman in the same bathroom Adam died in right next to Adam’s body.

But ofc, this is just a short summary. This isn’t even going into like. the Fatal Five, the Matthews, Rigg’s attempted recruitment, Bobby Dagen, Scott Tibbs Documentary, etc etc etc

oh also Jigsaw (2017) and Spiral (2021) happen too

#saw #saw 2004 #saw franchise #saw movies #lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #amanda young #jill tuck #mark hoffman #john kramer #adam stanheight

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wrongcaitlyn · 8 days

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Ok so you’ve mentioned that you think about this tyt universe a lot, and I know as writer that once you fall in love with a world you created, you see it a lot in like your everyday life😭. So feel free to use this little ask as like an opportunity to dump any extra info that you’ve thought of but is too insignificant too put in the story :) Love your work💟

i've had this sitting in my inbox for a few days now but i want you to know that when i first received this ask i literally sent it to my friend and said "i think i just received the sweetest ask ever" because😭😭 THIS IS SO SWEET AND IM SO SO GRATEFUL BECAUSE LITERALLY YES. YOU'RE SO RIGHT. I SEE TYT EVERYWHERE😭😭

unfortunately when i then went to frantically type a response, it became like that case where you're asked to share a fun fact about yourself, but then promptly forget every interesting detail about yourself. and so i couldn't figure out what to say - so i decided to just create a draft and hopefully let the ideas come to me naturally, so that's why this is such a late response!!

i'm not sure if i've shared this already but i used to be heavily obsessed with the idea of nico performing at the reputation tour as a surprise guest

also just generally his friendships with any irl celebrities

kayla always "invites" nico to concerts (which nico goes to because he will literally go to any concert if asked), but it's really just because there's a possible chance of being pulled backstage and meeting the artist with a famous singer next to her (nico is fully aware of this) but also bc nico's a rlly fun concert buddy

kayla out of the apollo household is the most up to date with any sort of pop culture, which is a bit ironic seeing as she's one of the two who have absolutely nothing to do with the music industry

nico braiding hair is one of my absolute favvvv hc's, and i was able to fit it in with kayla during one of the greatest of luxuries chapters, but he 100% also braids the hair of the girls in his crew (if they want it), and kayla ofc, and piper sometimes - he used to braid bianca's hair and bianca used to braid his (until she died, at which nico started to braid his own hair because he liked it out of his face and it became like second nature to quickly put it in a braid - at least until he cut it off lmao)

^^ and this is very cute bc i imagine that darren did lots of braids for kayla (girl dad darren my heart) when she was like practicing archery and stuff (and this was when she had longer hair, i imagine she cut a good chunk of it off in middle school and continued to cut it a bit shorter every year since then), and so when kayla moved in with apollo, he watched so many youtube tutorials to try and get it right until nico walked in on an attempt at making two french braids and was like "uh, want some help with that?" and cue a braiding lesson for apollo. apollo knows how to braid hair now (even though kayla doesn't need it as much seeing as her hair is so short), but she still has nico do it a lot of the time (brother sister bonding my heart THEY'RE SIBLINGS YOUR HONOR)

there is a picture somewhere of little will leo and nico at the T party (backstage meet and greet) of the speak now world tour with speak now era taylor. will never did realize until like college that apollo had reached out ahead of time to make sure he was chosen for a meet and greet (fun fact, sn world tour had an la date on aug 23) on his birthday, and thought that andrea had just chosen him randomly

bryce lawrence is out there somewhere fuming at nico's success and will attempt to make hate pages to discredit him but will never succeed

octavian is also fuming but he has no idea why this nico guy seems to hate him sm

related to hate comments, i was just texting @wronghuntress about this the other day (no but srsly she knows literally everything about this au i send her at least five rants a day in relation to itKSDJF) but nico 100% responds to hate comments as if he's also a hater. his self-hatred is the biggest joke in the fandom.

some hater: "he can't sing"

nico: "ikr"

but somehow the hate makes him realize how stupid his past self-criticism has been and actually helps him... become more confident in himself?? what???

will is incredibly confused bc that's what he's been trying to convince nico of for years and you're telling him HATE COMMENTS DID IT???

okay i feel like i still have so much to add so you know what, i'm gonna keep this as an open door to ramble abt anything whenever i like just by reblogging this post. so i will probably add a lot more as time goes on and i can remember more little tidbits of lore that i want to add on!! but thank you SO much for the ask you have no idea how much this made my day <33

#wrongcaitlyn #talk ur talk asks

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nexustherexus · 4 months

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WRITING BS

SOOO I finally finished this damn thing, Im working on getting it on my ao3 (but tags r so fucking UHGG) so I'm gonna post it here! tw for saw stuff ofc, also title recs r welcome! cuz I suck at titles.

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The odor of blood and decay suffocates Adam as it radiates throughout the pitch-black bathroom.

Zep's lifeless body lies a few feet in front of him, his body bloated and discolored, he vaguely feels maggots squirm on his ankle, eating away at the dying flesh around the raw welts but he can't bring himself to care.

Adam shivers as he leans against the cold pipe of the bathroom, the bullet wound on his shoulder burns as it rubs against the fabric of his shirt, causing him to groan and squeeze his eyes shut in pain.

In his feverish daze, he wonders if Lawrence will return for him.

He promised, Lawrence promised, he wouldn't lie to him.

Would he?

Adam stares at his hands in front of him as he flickers in and out of consciousness, they shake violently.

Adam feels his hunger deep in his bones, leaving him aching and weak. He lets his head fall into his weak hands, furiously shaking as he begins to hear an all too familiar voice.

"I wouldn't lie to you” a familiar voice whispers harshly against his ear. Despite the words being said, the voice makes every muscle in Adam tense in fear.

"You're not real, shut up!" Adam grits out between clenched teeth, his voice dry and strained as it echoes throughout the empty bathroom, his fingers itch for a cigarette now more than ever.

“It doesn't matter now, does it? You're dying Adam” The doctor's calm voice says, devoid of any emotion.

As Adam attempts to hold back the tears that threaten to fall, he clamps his hands over his ears roughly to muffle the echoing whispers of Lawrence.

It doesn't help, his voice sounds just as close and clear as it did before.

Tears start to fall off Adam's sunken cheeks and sharp jaw as he finally breaks out in sobs, strained apologies, and confessions are whispered frantically.

“I'm sorry, I'm so sorry” Adam cries as his wails echo around the bathroom, “I want to live, please let me live, please come back” he whispers as his grip around his ears tightens.

Adam passes out with his head in between his arms for what has to be hours before he jumps up, woken up to bloodcurdling screams echoing all around him, his skull vibrates from the volume as he recognizes Zep's screams, the screams he caused.

But Zep was dead.

Wasn't he?

Adam slowly opens his eyes (when did he close them?) and looks a few feet in front of him where Zep’s corpse is supposed to be, he can smell the decaying flesh and the metallic blood covering them but Zep's body is gone, even in the dark bathroom he can tell that Zep’s body is gone.

Adam strains his eyes to make out the details in the darkness, he frantically looks around as things come into focus, Zep had to be in the bathroom with him.

He remembers the feeling of warm blood splattering onto him, covering him in the sticky red substance. He remembers when Zepp’s skull cracked under him as his adrenaline-filled body smashed, smashed, smashed away Zep’s only chance at life.

Adam looked around the bathroom as best as he could when he noticed a glint of metal in the bathtub, and sure enough, Zep's rotting corpse lay at the bottom of the bathtub with his gun lying in his left hand and his tape on top of his chest. Adam reaches his arm towards Zep's gun and just as his fingers whisper over the handle of the pistol Zep's rotting arm reaches up and grabs the small of his wrist with bruising strength.

“There are rules” Zep’s corpse whispers as he yanks Adam by the wrist roughly, making him hiss.

“you should be dead,” the corpse whispers calmly, “You wanted to die” Zep digs his blood-covered fingernails deep into Adam’s wrist, Adam winces and uses the rest of his strength to rip his wrist out of Zep's hold and sink back into the corner, laying his head against the chilled pipe behind him.

Zep continues to whisper nonsense Adam can't quite make out through the pounding of his head, bright hot pain shocks him as it runs through his body in a wave.

Adam shivers and tries to hold down the bile that attempts to work its way up his throat, if he keeps losing fluids he knows he won't be able to stay conscious much longer. Adam screws his eyes shut in an attempt to catch to stop the violent hallucinations and flashbacks.

Adam shakes as he claws at his ears, the desperate screams of Lawrence and Zep echo throughout the bathroom, shaking him to his core. His tears roll off his cheeks freely as he shakes from the force of his sobs, blood drips down the sides of his jaw, mixing with the tears and dried blood on his face.

Despite the blood and tears running down his face and hands, he continues the painful grip around his ears, despite how it doesn't dampen the cries and shrieks that echo around him.

Adam pukes, bile and stomach acid splatter across the floor beside him, far too exhausted to move from his spot. Adam gags as the putrid smell reaches his nose and reminds him of all the decay around him.

Adam is the cause of it, he is the cause of all the decay and death that surrounds him, the decay that suffocates him and makes it next to impossible to breathe.

Adam finally releases his tight grip around his ears and wraps them around his stomach, which is oh-so empty, and squeezes at his sides slightly.

He knew he was most likely going to die alone, a nobody, someone who would rot in his apartment till his body started to decompose, rotting and melting until someone complained about the smell or something. Even in death, he would be a bothersome nobody.

Adam didn't want to die alone, he truly didn't want to die at all, he just wanted something to change. He got his wish in the end though, didn't he?

He lets out a choked sob and curls into himself more, his game was rigged from the start, he was destined to fail from the moment he drained that damn bathtub, and who knows, he might be dead right now and this is all a part of some post-death hallucination.

What Adam would give to see the light beyond the bathroom door, know he wasn't forgotten, know Lawrence will return to him.

He knows that he won't live long despite the running water in the tub, water won’t calm the burning infection running through him, or the hunger that pains him deep down in his bones.

Adam claws at his sides as he trembles, the pain providing some sort of clarity in his hazy thoughts so he can catch his breath, which is harder than it should be, every breath is shallow and wet as he tries to even it out. Adam doesn't want to die here, he wants to go back to his shithole apartment make sure the cat that wanders outside of it is ok and fed, call his mom back, and apologize for not answering her calls.

The first couple of days he was locked in the bathroom he screamed and wailed for what seemed like hours on end before he eventually passed out in exhaustion, once he woke up the cycle repeated until the hallucinations started.

Once he started hearing Lawrence and Zep whispering into his ear, he would wake up screaming and flailing around before the pain in his shoulder or leg knocked him out of his panic.

He can't even remember the last time he slept without waking up screaming because of a nightmare or a hallucination, hell sometimes it was a combination of both, this combination made sure he never got much rest.

Adam is used to being sleep deprived, hell half the time he would only get a few hours a night, developing the number of photos he takes is time consuming, to say the least.

But the exhaustion he is feeling is like none other he has felt before, it takes so much energy to do something as simple as breathing, he would do anything to sleep interrupted.

As Adam's eyes droop he is shaken awake by a piercing noise, the sound of metal grinding against the floor vibrates him to his bones.

The door, Lawrence must have kept his promise. Adam almost cries as the dull yellow light from outside the door shines in and illuminates the blood and decay that is splattered all over the bathroom.

A small figure walks in, their boots clicking against the ground as they walk closer to Adam, the shadowy figure sits on the edge of the bathtub and stares down at him. Now that Adam can see them better he can see their spiky, unkept hair.

“I have a question for you Adam,” The strained feminine voice echoes throughout the bathroom, it sounds like they have been crying, “do you appreciate your life?” they ask, voice wavering.

Adam coughs wetly as he tries to find his voice, it seems so long since he last spoke. He opens his mouth before snapping it shut quickly, trying to find the right words for what he wants to say.

“I-I think in the past I didn't,” he pauses and catches his breath before speaking again, only this time much softer “but now a-all I want to do is get home and get better, move on with my life and stop being afraid of every damn thing,” he says angrily with tears building in his eyes.

Adam grips his stained shirt tightly in his fists as he stares at the mysterious figure, his fever riddled brain isn't thinking straight as he reaches out with a kind hand and places it on her knee, hell she could been the one that brought him into this hellhole but the pain in her eyes is too similar to what he sees every day in the mirror.

The girl freezes and looks down at him with soft eyes, “Don't worry Adam, I'm going to help you get out of here” she whispers with glossy eyes as she places her delicate hand on top of his, rubbing her thumb across his boney knuckles comfortingly.

“P-please” he pleads as his grip on her tightens, “don't leave me just yet?” he asks as his voice breaks and tears start to fall from his eyes.

The woman simply nods and sinks off the bathtub and onto the bloodied cold floor to sit next to Adam. He looks at her with tired eyes as she brushes his sweaty hair out of his face and holds his jaw lightly

“You're real right?” he whimpers out pitifully, leaning into the woman's touch.

“Yea Adam, I'm real, I promise” she giggles wetly before pulling him in for a hug, careful of his injuries.

Adam leans into the warm hug and wraps his arms around her waist gently, it's been so long since he last had a hug. His body shakes as he sobs into her neck, and his tears fall onto her shirt but neither of them cares, they stay like this for a while until the woman breaks apart the hug, she wipes his tears with her thumb before grabbing a water bottle behind her (when did that get there?) and handing it to him, urging him to drink some.

Adam grabs the plastic water bottle with a tight grip and chugs it quickly before handing it back to her, he wipes his mouth as he watches her stand up.

“I have to go now Adam, hang in there, I promise help is coming,” she says confidently before walking towards the metal door, her combat boots clicking against the tile as she walks away from Adam. Once she gets outside of the door she waves awkwardly before shoving the door shut roughly, plunging the bathroom into darkness once again.

As unlikely as it is, Adam hopes and prays that the woman is real, and that he will get help and survive.

As he finally drifts off to sleep, he thinks of the cat outside of his apartment, maybe he can finally take it in and care for it.

Such non-judgemental creatures they are.

#saw 2004 #sawposting #fanfic #writing #adam faulkner stanheight #saw fanfic #amanda young #zep hindle #pls read this #im so proud of it #cw: gore #constructive critism welcome #I LOVE THIS SO MUCH SDKFJDKSF

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moregraceful · 4 months

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#i should post the pregnant cat side fic on ao3...that was a really tender side story

I’m currently Jennifer Lawrence asking what do you mean? What 😭 do you 😭 mean? But without the pressure. I, too, have been frustrated by my lack of writing. If you ever feel like sharing even a scrap of that little side story, even just sharing bullet points, I would eat that shit up. But no pressure!! I’m even thankful you even posted the original story. I am also clearly, not afraid to shoot my shot lol

no omg please. i love to talk about my fic and your photoset is like the nicest thing anyone's done for my fics unprompted. it makes me so happy...thank YOU!

i had to go 21 pages back in my #unfortunate birdcage fanfictions tag to find the fic. i am always so happy to share it because i love it as a little scene, and then am always so distressed none of my metadata and cataloging classes in library school actually changed any of my social media behaviors so my blog is and will always be an absolute nightmare to navigate. lol anyway!!: god is a small pregnant cat in the sun // “and we’re all too small to talk to god” // jamie meets a cat

rest under a cut bc i suffer from fatal can't shut up when someone shows one iota of interest in my fic disease...

i was eating yogurt tonight and pondering this au after your ask!! and as with everything i write for hrpf, it's always in a constant state of evolution, when players come and go or i rewatch miyazaki films or w/e. but here are some thoughts i had, unrelated to jamie and jared:

tomáš is a grizzled fisherman with a kind heart, who spends most of his time fishing alone

future captain matty sells tuna's fish at the fish market but he sucks at it bc he's too nice to old grandmas who want nice fish but pretend they don't have enough money to buy it (they do, he's just a dummy). tuna has to hire a second person to help, but unfortunately that person is will borgen

obviously will and captain matty are harboring enormous crushes on tuna and deal with it by acting out (juggling fish across the booth to make him shout at them)

in the past i have said joey daccord is a gardener for chris and philipp and this still true, however sometimes i think he helps out with the early morning shift at the mccann bakery and will load like bread and cookies into his truck and take them down to the fish market so that....

eeli can sell them at his jam stand. eeli's jam makes you feel one of two emotions: unbridled euphoria or catastrophic depression. you never know what is going to happen. two jars of the same strawberry jam can alter the trajectory of your life in two different ways. and much like pregnancy, once you eat it and have a horrible time, it releases endorphins and then you're like actually that wasn't so bad, and you go back to his jam and mccann bakery bread stand and he looks at you beatifically and says, oh you liked it? :)

And then of course for Jared and Jamie:

most critically the one single time jared makes it out to the lighthouse (VERY sneakily bc like...that's a worksite lol harbormaster grubauer is kind but not soft) to Spend The Night, they obviously have very dreamy tender night time sex but ALSO the ghosts are quiet and jamie sleeps through the night without waking ONCE because that's true love babey!! jared ofc does not sleep at all because foghorns are loud lol

i outlined a longform version of this fic uhhh in dms with @bakingblues once i think, where jamie is veteran of (unspecified) armed conflict and he is running from what he did (also unspecifed) and he like is like i must punish myself and live alone to atone for my sins (unspecified but knowing me it's probably like...the Inherent Cruelty of War and not like anything that would get him tried in the hague) which is why he takes a lighthouse job. and in the whole fic it's totally unclear if he is being haunted by ghosts (real) or ghosts (ptsd). and ofc jared's gentle and constant love for him does not like Heal him but as with all love it makes the ghosts easier to bear

lorna prompted me a million years ago with jamie + jared + seashells i think? or oyster shells? and i never finished the fic bc i'm the worst but here's how it goes: one time after a storm the island is COVERED in oyster shells, like hundreds, maybe thousands, of them, and it was a bad bad bad storm and the ghosts were so loud and jamie didn't sleep at all and he's so tired and so lonely, but he's not scheduled to leave the lighthouse that week. so instead of doing his work, jamie spends the day picking up dozens and dozens of the most intact oyster shells. and he very patiently figures out how to drill holes in them and string them together with fishing line and it takes him all day but by the time it's time to turn on the lighthouse light, he has made a big intricate windchime for jared and his cousins. and when he finally makes it off the island three weeks later, he gives it to jared and his cousins. they all are soooo charmed and the girls hang it outside the door of their bakery immediately even though that is so excruciatingly embarrassing for jamie. however jared gives him the kind of hug that makes you fall in love with a guy and jamie, well, he's got a soft heart.

thank you for sending this ask!!!!

#i'm having a week that defies human comprehension so i made a small impulse purchase of 3 of that fancy yogurt that comes in clay pot #la fremière???? at the normie grocery store #HELLOOOO that yogurt turned my entire day around #i'm so glad i bought more than one lol but i'm trying to savor it #but it's so like. wow so there is a world beyond chobani...amazing...#anyway i just think. obviously this entire au is miyazaki coded so no brands but maybe eeli secretly sells idk. cream in clay pots #and the clay pot cream is an aphrodiastic #i'll say no more #unfortunate birdcage fanfictions #no but fr thank you so much for asking i appreciate it so much!!!#oh my god i just realized this au DID have an aesthetic tag #lighthouse tag #you know how tumblr used to save tags...i miss her

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eastgaysian · 11 months

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I get the food motifs on the show because, you know, same. But I never understood the animal motifs. I get roman/dog m and kendall/water motifs but I see many others floating around tumblr that I just don't get. Maybe I focused on the food too much to notice the rest? 🤔

[guy who only thinks about succession animal death motif] i feel like there's plenty of recurring ideas around animals/nature/hunting if you keep an eye out for them tbh

i honestly feel like the dog motif is a little overemphasized tbh... dial it back for a second, come back later once you've calmed down, and we'll see what connections are actually supported by the text. like these are things that recur periodically and with consistent meanings throughout the show but not everything has to be about dog all the time. also i think it's fair to say roman gets hit with the dog motif more often or memorably than other characters, but people can get myopic about this. the idea of being (treated like) a dog gets brought up with all of the main cast.

[^ i'm literally the doggy suit guy so feel free to think i'm full of shit]

i don't know what specifically you've seen floating around tumblr wrt animal motifs in succession, so i can only comment on the things i've seen or talked about. generally speaking on succession, animal metaphors are employed when characters want to gesture towards a 'natural order' of things, some kind of hierarchy or strong-rule-the-weak theory of the world. comparing someone to an animal can be dehumanizing-demeaning or dehumanizing-mythologizing, suggesting innate (biological) traits and behaviors because that's just how an animal is, as opposed to humans being complicated and capable of change or self-determination. the stronger animal wins, because it's the stronger animal, because it was born with the sharper claws and the stronger jaws compared to the animal doomed to be prey. ofc this is also dependent on a very simplified narrative of animal behavior lol

off the top of my head, scenes/lines i'd point to underscoring this idea (excluding Dog): - lawrence's 'you just invited me into the chicken coop' line to kendall (domesticated, sheltered, helpless animals before a predator) - stewy calling logan a 'brontosaurus' in s1 finale (doomed to extinction, not adapted for the current environment) - boar on the floor ofc - nan pierce 'you've brought me animals' to frank in tern haven abt the roys lmfao - cut logan 'i'm a lamb, i'm a fucking lamb' in the all the bells say confrontation (rolls around my head a lot, lambs as the symbol of purity and innocence)

obviously animal death motif is kind of my baby i love to rotate it in my mind. this rambly post gets at what makes it stick in my brain so much, the idea of their inability to cope with animal death/refusal to engage with unclean or demeaning labor becoming a point of weakness and potential site of resistance. which is ultimately futile. exchange value completely disconnected from use value humans completely disconnected from the 'natural' world. animal death motif ^_^

maybe this sounds a little too obvious but like, if your interest is how food is talked about and used in the show, then in the context of hunting specifically there's a direct connection between killing an animal and eating it. in the episode hunting, the roys/associates are absolute shit hunters (completely removed from the reality of having to exert physical effort or interact with the environment to sustain their livelihoods) and their dinner of the boars they killed turns into a punishment game with their family and colleagues as the boars fighting for sausage. it's easier for them to turn on, hunt, and eat each other than to hunt actual animals. and they can all stomach it.

also in return when caroline warns shiv and roman about eating the pigeon because there's a lot of shot in it. killed for eating in a way that made it inedible. unnourishing queen give us nothing <3

i hope this wasn't a totally incoherent answer...? obviously i do have a fair amount of interest in succession's animal motifs haha so i appreciate the opportunity to talk about my thoughts.

#mingbox #getting a little frustrated again that i can't go back and peruse my old posts rambling abt this -_-#chalkboard

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bliss-in-the-void · 10 months

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I just finished jjk season 1, and tonight I’m planning to watch 0 before I do season 2.

I’ve heard it all really starts going downhill from here, so in the spirit of wanting to preserve my innocent mind, I am writing down my thoughts before I watch & will reblog with my updated thoughts.

I hope Inumaki Toge doesn’t die

I hope Nanami Kento doesn’t die (but I have the feeling that he does)

Aoi Todo is a cinnamon roll

I fucking LOVE Nobara

I’ve been added to the hive of Gojo simps

There’s smth about men who are a lil cocky, who make their own rules but have a strong moral code

And ofc he’s physically gorgeous too, MAPPA really just obliterates me with the shots of his eyes

Megumi is so *chefs kiss*

Itadori is honestly one of the more likable protagonists, I relate to him more than other shows I’ve watched

The Jennifer Lawrence thing is funny as all hell like she exists in the jjkcu

It would be hilarious if she did a cameo in some sort of OVA or spin off

I’ve heard the gist of the whole SatoSugu dynamic and while I haven’t seen them on screen together yet, I have seen fanarts & playlists on their relationship and I already ship so hard

With that being said, I am fully expecting to bawl my eyes out over the movie tonight

I have planned to have popcorn and ice cream and will have a box of tissues at the ready

So wish me luck and stay tuned for the updates

#to be fair i have seen attack on titan #and i bet the trauma level is a little less or about the same #so i think i’m prepared? i hope #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujukai #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #gojo satoru #geto suguru #nanami kento #kugisaki nobara #inumaki toge #aoi todo

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jamtoasties3316 · 4 months

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pls let's talk about fernando and his harem

maybe it's not so common to have a harem, maybe packs are normalized but harems aren't bc only a really dominant alpha can make more than 2 omegas submit to him

instead, fernando is really good at doming any omega, so ppl like lawrence and carlos snr give him their omegas sons

Oh yes! Fernando is just so strong and dominant that he can dom any omega, and a lot at the same time too. Some Alpha fathers give him their omega children to train or to keep, want to see photos of how things are progressing tho! Lawrence getting photos of Lance deepthroating for the first time, or ass gaping, and ofc his pussy spanked raw when he is bad!

And Snr getting a video of Fernando fingering Carlos's freshly shaved cunt and of Carlos taking big dildos.

And ofcourse the dads can come try them out or watch Fernando train them!

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chocoenvy · 2 years

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hii! i love your child god reader works and i wanted to know, how would sayu, klee, qiqi and diona react to the child god reader taking a liking to them? like learning sayu's ninja moves, exploding fish with klee, finding herbs and cocogoat milk with qiqi and helping diona find the most wretched of ingredients for her drinks? basically like they're playmates! (platonic ofc)

A Fishy Playdate

Child!god!reader w/ Klee, Diona, Sayu, and Qiqi

Warnings: cult behaviors, a child under the age of 10 is considered god, fluff

The child sat on the throne was surrounded by countless acolytes, all completely devoted to them. Right by their side, standing tall and proud, was Eula Lawrence, the god's right hand man (babysitter).

So it was an absolute mystery how you managed to run away.

They were watching you carefully, every movement of yours accounted for- and then you were suddenly gone! It sent the entire place into an uproar, looking for you everywhere. Practically tearing the place apart all to find little you, so tiny you could fit anywhere.

Meanwhile, you were blissfully unaware of the sheer amount of chaos you just left behind as you sat down at the body of water near Mt. Tianheng.

You huffed, grinning out of breath as you plopped down, "Thanks for getting me out of there, Sayu. It was way too stuffy."

The little ninja merely nodded, pulling her hood down more on her face as she sat next to you. She let out a small hum of acknowledgement.

"You were looking really upset back there!" Klee jumped in, still standing, a frown on her face, "I've seen Master Jean look like that before and Lisa got onto her about... something or the other. Either way, it was scary!" The girl - just a little older than you - pat your head reassuringly.

"It's because there were so many stupid adults in there!" Diona (who had insisted on coming along because she was the oldest - aside from Qiqi) declared, her hands on her hips and her tail swinging indignantly from side-to-side.

Qiqi nodded absentmindedly, sitting on the other side of Sayu.

You hummed, "I'm just glad to be out of there, so many people were watching me it was..." You trailed off, a frown tugging down on your lips.

Klee pouted, but all at once lit up, "I know what'll make you feel better!"

You perked up, looking at her expectantly.

She giggled, slinging off her backpack and digging her hand around in it. When she pulled her hand out, in it laid, "Fish blasting!" A bomb.

Your face immediately lit up in a smile, "Yes!"

She held the bomb out to you and you took it with a wide grin, holding the cutely shaped weaponry carefully in your palms.

Klee offered the bomb over to Diona, who took it with a worrying grin. She also offered one to Sayu but she refused. As for Qiqi, Klee knew not to give her anything potentially hot.

"I could use this to make my drinks taste absolutely dreadful!" Diona exclaimed, her tail wagging excitedly and her teeth bared in a worrying grin.

Klee narrowed her eyes, "No! That'll hurt someone! Master Jean told Klee to never put someone in harms way with my bombs!"

Diona deflated, her eyebrows scrunched up in frustration, "But that ash would be perfect for making the drink taste dreadful."

"You could just put straight up ash in there." You pointed out, "I mean, they can't say your drink tastes bad if they've been blown up."

Diona hummed, and then her grin returned, revealing her tiny fangs, "I like the ash idea! And I suppose you're right about the blowing up thing... though we could still blow up some parts of the Dawn Winery-"

"That could still put people in danger!" Klee argued, puffing her cheeks out indignantly.

Diona huffed, "Fine! Fine!"

You giggled and grabbed their arms, "Come on! Stop fighting, let's blow up some fish!"

Klee giggled, running with you and Diona over to the water.

Immediately, as the three of you crouched down around it, your attention was taken up by Diona. Her ears and tail became perfectly still as well as the rest of her body, and her eyes were dilated until they were round circles instead of slits.

You watched as instead of throwing the bomb into the water, as Klee was prepping herself to do, her dominant hand was slightly raising. Slowly, cautiously, until faster than you could register there was a splash in the water and in Diona's hands was a flailing fish.

You screamed excitedly, but you also backed up into Klee a bit, "Woah! It's moving! It's alive!"

"Diona," Klee wined, "You scared off all the- WOAH!" Klee completely shifted gears once she caught sight of the very much alive fish in Diona's palms.

Even Diona seemed surprised, but she grinned proudly, "I don't need any bombs! I'm quite-" Diona fumbled with the fish, trying desperately to keep it in her hands, "Skilled-"

"Quick! Kill it!" Klee exclaimed, a terrifying fervor in her eyes as she stared down the fish like it was her mortal enemy.

"What?" Diona screeched, her tail sticking straight up, "I don't want blood on my hands- agh!" Diona's hands chased after the fish as it flailed out of her hands and into the water. But when she reached out for it, her body ended up leaning forward a bit too much and-

SPLASH!

You nor Klee, or even the sleeping ninja, had any time to catch Diona before she fell straight into the water.

The screech she unleashed was so loud and primal you had to cover your ears as Diona clawed her way back out of the water. Instinctively, you backed up because her claws were ready to dig into whatever they caught on to.

When she exited the water, she shook herself off, wetting you and Klee in the process.

"Diona!" Klee approached her worryingly, "Are you okay-"

Diona took her hat from the water, held it up to her face, and screamed bloody murder into it.

Both you and Klee cringed at the noise. When she was finished she indignantly put her hat back on with a huff.

Her glare could kill.

"I'm sorry Diona!" Klee wailed, getting her catalyst out, "I didn't mean for you to get wet here-" She opened up the book and procured a tiny but well lit fire, holding it next to her, "You can use this to warm back up!"

"I'm sorry too!" You exclaimed, "I watched you as you were about to catch the fish and I didn't stop you, I'm sorry!" You stood next to Klee, a deep frown on both of your faces.

Diona's glare softened and she sighed heavily, "It's... It's fine I suppose." Her hands gently held the book, and she visibly relaxed. Her - still wet - tail unwound and rested comfortably compared to how stiff it was. She turned towards the two sleepier members of the group with a frown, some of her intensity returned, "Sayu." She snapped, "You're a ninja, you're fast enough, why didn't you catch me?"

Sayu blinked at Diona and simply pointed to the zombie resting on her shoulder, "She's tired. She was picking herbs all morning apparently."

Diona huffed, "Sure." She shook herself off one more time for good measure, gave the book back to Klee, before plopping next to Sayu and resting her head on her other shoulder, effectively getting her wet.

"Diona..." Sayu whined, curling away from Diona.

Diona merely grinned triumphantly.

Klee grabbed your upper arms with intensity, her eyes ablaze, "Y/n! We need to get revenge on that fish!"

You grinned, "Of course!" And picked your bomb that you had discarded off the ground.

"Diona!" Klee shouted, a bomb in her hands, "We're gonna get revenge on those fish for you!"

Diona blinked in shock before grinning, her once stangant tail wagging happily, "Yeah! Get those fish for me!"

You and Klee gave thumbs up, hopping happily as you searched the water for a decent sized group of fish.

"Here, I'll get these ones, and you get those alright Y/n?" Klee pointed out the groups of fish you'd be slaughtering and you nodded in confirmation, readying your bomb.

"For safety," Klee said, "As soon as you release the bomb into the water, run back towards the others, okay? Just in case." She gave you an assuring grin.

You nodded, "Got it! Ready?"

"Mm-hm! 3..."

"2..."

"1!"

You let go of your bombs at the same time, running away towards the other three, giggling as explosions went of behind you.

It must've been a wonderful sight for Qiqi just starting to wake up.

Once you reached them, you both looked back to see the results.

Klee whooped in celebration, "Woo! Let's go! Look at all the fish!" Her eyes were sparkling as she ran back to the water, "Y/n, help me grab them all!"

"Oh, okay!" You giggled, scooping your hands into the water, grabbing all the burnt fish you could.

Klee was giggling excitedly, though with the slight soot on her face and the dead fish in her hands she looked slightly manic.

Though you doubted you looked any different, so you giggled with her.

"Here Diona!" You held out the fish to her, "Here's some fish for you! Do you like fish?"

She did her best to not look enamored by the smell of the cooked fish but failed. Her tail wagging, ears perked, and pupils dilating at the sight.

"Ah, thank you." She grabbed some fish from your palms.

"Here Sayu!" Klee handed some fish to the girl.

She took it and sleepily dug in.

"Hey! Qiqi, you're awake! Do you want some- or- wait-" Klee retracted her hand from giving Qiqi the fish, "You can't eat anything hot. I could get a non-cooked one for you!"

"That'd be raw!" You said, "It'd hurt her... I think? She's a zombie so..."

"Does Qiqi like cold tofu, perhaps?" An older, adult woman's voice spoke from behind you.

You, Diona and Sayu jumped nearly a foot in the air at the familiar voice. Sayu, though, immediately transformed into a barrel, suddenly wide-awake.

"It's fine, no need to be so worried." Yae's scary voice attempted to comfort you, "Especially you, Sayu." You swore you saw the barrel shake, "I saw you sneak their grace away. Don't worry, I allowed it to happen. I merely wanted you all to have fun." She smiled.

Her smile always worried you but this one seemed... slightly more genuine than the others you'd seen on her.

Sayu transformed back into a human, "...so I'm not in trouble?"

"With me, you aren't." The words rolled so well off her tongue you wondered if she had a script for every possible scenario ever, "With the Kamisatos and Yashiro commission? I can't say. However everyone is tearing the place apart looking for their grace so the lot of you best prepare yourselves."

"Oh no..." Klee frowned, looking down at her shoes in shame, "Master Jean is going to be so upset with Klee..."

"It's okay Klee!" You reassured her, "I'll break you out of solitary confinement with the help of Uncle Kaeya! Just like last time!"

"Last time?" Yae raised an eyebrow curiously, and amused smile on her lips.

"Uh-" You panicked, "Please don't tell anyone! Jean will be super duper mad at Klee and Kaeya!"

Yae waved her hands, "I won't, I won't... if..."

You froze. You've seen her pull this trick on people before, "...if?" Your voice trembled.

Yae's grin doubled at seeing how frightened all of you were - save for Qiqi, she didn't really care - "If you give me some of the fish of course! I think it's good payback for allowing you to sneak out and keeping your secrets."

"Deal." You said, handing her the rest of your fish and Klee did the same.

She chuckled, "Oh dears, I don't need this much! Here, you can have some," She handed you and Klee each a fish. "Oh and Qiqi," The girl looked up at the woman, "Would you like the tofu I offered?"

Qiqi nodded quietly, grabbing the tofu handed to her and munching on it, "Do you..." Her dull eyes were set determinedly, "Do you have any cocogoat milk?"

Yae tilted her head curiously, "Cocogoat milk? Hm... I'm afraid not..." At seeing Qiqi deflate she quickly said, "Ah! But I do have some dango milk!" She procured the said milk from seemingly nowhere and handed it to Qiqi, who took it curiously, "Just don't tell Ei. It was meant for her." Yae winked down at you and you nodded seriously.

You were terrified for what she'd do to you if you told Ei.

Although Qiqi did seem to enjoy the dango milk, her eyes lit up and she drank the whole bottle, "Thank you Miss." She said, "I like this..."

"Hey!" Klee grinned excitedly, opening up her catalyst, "Qiqi! Would you mind if I made a note that you like dango milk? That way none of us will forget and you can get some again!"

Qiqi's eyes sparkled up at Klee, "Yes please, thank you Klee!"

Klee's eyes were sparkling like firecrackers on new year's, her smile just as bright, "Of course Qiqi!"

Klee quickly scribbled the note down with a pen she had taken from her bag.

Diona's ear twitched and she turned her head towards the way you had came. Yae's ear also twitched, but it was much less obvious.

"Oh no." Diona stood up, "I think-"

Yae's smile grew wider, "Seems it's my time to go. See you little ones later." She waved before mysteriously disappearing.

"That-!" Diona growled and before any of you could react, there was a group of people that had now spotted you.

"Oh no..." Klee whined, hiding behind you.

Diona's tail went in between her legs and Sayu tugged her hood down, hiding her face in her knees, and Qiqi was still chewing on the tofu she was given.

"We're in so much trouble."

#choco.asks #genshin cult au #genshin self aware #klee #sayu #qiqi #diona #child!god reader #child!reader #yae miko #okay so anyways i wrote this in like??? a day??? in one sitting????#not really one sitting but I barely got distracted during this and like???#well- i got distracted... by writing another thing #WHICH USUALLY DOESN'T HAPPEN!#i'm writing quite a lot today me thinks #WITHOUT GETTING DISTRACTED #WHICH IS VERY WEIRD #like my train of thought was broken once or twice throughout this thing but the flow kept on going man #I LOVED IT asfkjsaldfdsaj okay i'll shut up enjoy the child reader content

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when i saw you - daniel larusso x reader

Warning : SMUT! ,making out,cunnglius.

summary : when daniel sees you in a half shirt and short shorts (with a bikini under) for the first time

requested : no

it was the first day of school in 12th grade "gosh I hate school" I got ready you wore your fav rock band tee shirt and grey sweatpants with your fav shoes your friends waited for you in school "hey y/n" "hey y/f/n" "how was summer" "fun! I met a new boy" "is he cute?" "Well, you can say that." I saw daniel down the hall "Daniel!" "is that him?" "yes" "he is cute but johnny Lawrence is so fine"

"ugh not this again"

"What?"

"johnny likes me not you and you can have him"

"your so lucky he likes you"

"naw I hate him he bullied daniel"

"no, he didn't"

"he did so I was there he was mad because I was hanging out with him"

"bro that's so dumb"

"you're allowed to move on"

ok so I dated johnny Lawrence he was such a jerk and now I have a new crush

"Daniel!"

"hey y/n"

"These are my friends"

"y/f/n"

"y/o/f/n"

"and y/o/f/n"

"hi nice to meet you"

"y/n talks about you a lot"

"shut up daniel!" I poke him

"Does she say nice things?"

"yes and no"

"ok I talk crap about you liking johnny"

"I knew it!"

"y/f/n/n chill" the bell rang

"ok, I got to head to class" I head to biology walked in, and saw johnny I have to find my name at a seat I have to sit next to johnny. oh I hate my life

"heyyy y/n"

"hey johnny"

I rolled my eyes man I hated him

"don't roll your eyes at me"

"oh johnny stop and get over me I don't fucking love you anymore I love daniel"

"daniel the freak"

"he's better than you"

"you wish"

"oh no I'm not I know he is"

"god you're a bitch" I slapped him across the face

"wtf?"

"what? call me a bitch one more time I do some karate on your ass"

"bitch.."

"oh you asked for it"

I fought he try to block it but he moved his arm and was trying to break it

"do want me to break it?"

"no! pls no"

"and also I don't give two shits about strike first, strike hard, no mercy shit"

I pushed his arm back "your lucky I didn't break it" after class I saw daniel in the hall and girls were flirting with him

"daniel hey"

"who's she?"

"my girlfriend" his girlfriend??

we walked away "your girlfriend??"

"look y/n I needed to get out there"

"It's fine daniel"

"y/n can I ask you something?"

"yeah go ahead"

"Will you be my girlfriend?" I look over to see a mad johnny

"yes! yes! yes! ofc I will!"

I give him a peck on the lips

he started blushing "come on Danny boy let's go"

"ok y/n tell me something about you," daniel asked

"ok I'm y/h (your height)"

"I like y/f/r/b (your fav rock band)" "And umm I know karate"

"Those are some cool things"

"the karate is from mr.miyagi" "I practice with him too!" "your joking!"

"I'm not" after school gosh, I finally get to go home I walk outside of the school doors and see daniel kissing a girl trying to push her away.

"get off of him now." I push her to the ground and grab daniel

"thanks for the help"

"you could've done karate"

"I would never touch a girl" I saw johnny coming this way

"daniel let's get going" I pull his hand and started running johnny running too I get into my car and drive off and johnny and his friends get on their motorcycles

I'm at my house now and johnny and his friends hop off their motorcycles

"get off my property"

"why?? your dating daniel?" he pulls me in tight and kisses me I kick him in the balls

"oww tf"

"get out"

"you are great."

"Thanks, daniel" man he was hot and it was hot out I should go for a swim in the pool

"Daniel I'm gonna go outside"

"ok"

I go upstairs and change into

with this outfit over

I went down the stairs and daniel stared at me I threw swim trunks at him

"thanks." he went to the bathroom and put them on he came out of the bathroom

"wow you look good." I started to blush

"are you blushing" "

what? no!"

we go outside to the pool

"it's nighttime already?"

"oh well."

"it's still nice out."

I take off my clothes and jump into the pool.

"daniel! come on in." he jumps in and he goes under and goes back up i put my hands around his shoulders and kiss him on the lips and he kisses back

"Daniel i'm sorry..."

"it's fine y/n.." he kisses me again and i kiss back it starts to turn into a heated make out session

"oh Daniel..please fuck me.."

"are you sure?"

"very.." i kiss him once more and we go inside and water is all over the kitchen now.

we go to my room and we start making out again Daniel starts kissing down my neck thank god my mom is at work.

"Daniel.."

"please just fuck me already!"

"are you sure" "yes!" i yell he starts to take down his swimming trunks.

his dick hit his stomach "you ready?"

"yes" then takes my bikini bottoms down and he touches me "wet already sweet heart?" he goes down to my pussy.

he started to eat me out he licked up and down and then went in circles "daniel...oh" he sticked his tongue in my hole.

*about 4 mins later*

my orgasm came "daniel!!"

"please just stick it in already"

he then put it near my entrance and slowly stuck it in "oh daniel go faster please." he sped up his pace "y/n! you feel so good."

he was moving a quick-fast pace "god daniel!" i was getting close "daniel i'm getting close..." "me too"

"oh god daniel i'm so close!"

"me too!"

our orgasm wash over us

daniel rolls over me

we are both breathing heavy

"god daniel your so much better than johnny.." i breathed out

"i know i am.." got up and found an out to put on after then shower

(yes there from shein i love shein.)

after the shower daniel got his to.

without the socks

"goodnight y/n" he then cuddled into me.

"goodnight daniel.."

#daniel larusso x reader #daniel larusso #karate kid #johnny lawrence #cobra kai #80s #ali mills #the karate kid #cute

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