please tell me more about this weird night janitor who has a fondness for house

i genuinely want to create and develop a slasher dating sim with straight to the point lore and broad storytelling without any weird implications whatsoever about the characters. (if there is one that exists already, please lmk!)

because one thing is for certain, the girlies cannot have anything to themselves unless the girlies make it. so!

craig and tweek have such a perfect fake dating mutual pining friends to lovers plot begging to be written but i have yet to find a fanfiction that does it and it’s killing me inside

G-d it's really 3 different times that mulder has almost certainly had to launch protracted 'getting scully to eat' campaigns, after her abduction when she was 'maintained' who knows how for 3 months and had to get back on her feet, with the cancer and treatments and recovery 2 years later and again with the gut shot 2 years after that. How many times do you think he sat by her bed and tried to distract her while she struggled through a protein drink? Did the 'oh I just accidentally made too many sandwiches or pieces of toast or they put in extra fries or "free" dumplings maybe you'll take these off my hands' or planted them in a diner until she ate some soup and crackers or a plate of scrambled eggs or a milkshake while trying not to seem to insist too much, ie enough to trigger an "I'm fine" and a stalking off. No wonder he's hung up on the non-fat yogurt cups and salads with a teaspoon of dressing after multiple times of joining in to will her back from half starvation in order to get her strong enough to recover from near death experiences. Like, we have done this when it was unavoidable due to miserable circumstances, why are you doing it yourself on purpose?? 😥

Though perhaps that's a reason for her, the familiarity of completely utilitarian food that's always 'safe.'

My Heart Can't Handle All of the Cuteness 💞💕

Holy shit. Just, holy shit.

*CHOKES ON TONGUE, UVULA, AND ALL OF MY TEETH THAT I INHALED ON SEEING THIS*

Izzy ofmd s2 finale is so black sails Charles Vane coded and when u think about it that way it makes the death choice make so much sense

I’m fine*

*on the one hand the Bear has been praised for being an accurate depiction of the horrors of working not only in the service industry but increasingly in more general fields, the stress, the toxicity, the lack of life allowed outside your work, and how no matter how hard you work it never gets better, and this is certainly true, but at the same time there’s still the miracle of the money in the tomato cans.  Furthermore, this is also a miracle of trust, the entire show has been deconstructing the heroised ideal of Mikey, yet that money it turns out is the 300,000 he borrowed, genuinely wanting to start a franchise with Carmy, indicating that despite everything there really was something good to trust there.  Fundamentally this ending contradicts the cynicism that appears at first to be the heart of the show - it’s true that it’s incredibly hard, it’s true that most people try and fail, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to make something better because maybe just this once something unbelievable will happen to you maybe just this once you’ll be able to make something better (not better food or better service but a good place to work at, a kind honest fair place), it might happen so you always have to try. 

riverdale succession and yellowjackets new seasons all starting at the same time is kind of like periods syncing up if you think about it wait omg who said that. crazy

Tim’s face journey from the time he says “unless it is”, this man is so in love

The tension between me and my hunger games book that has been sitting on my shelf since 2013 is palpable

it's not that I want to encourage a mutual to watch boy meets world (embarrassing. would not wish to inflict that upon anyone. etc) but it would be nice if i had a mutual who was already insane about it...