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#objective: survive
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squidcandy · 9 months
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(long time no) horrible boyfriend chronicles 17: fight or flight response
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funkyness · 7 months
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TWO COCKROACHES IN MY HOUSE AT THE SAME TIME, DIFFERENT ROOMS, IM IN FUCKING FALLOUT 4
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sootnuki · 1 year
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every january i enter the fog
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[sharp, pained inhale]
good one yeah
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igneous-croc · 7 months
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I put 100 21st night of septembers and out of touch tuesdays into the queue.
Good luck.
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prismaticpastry · 9 months
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I am at a Required Family Gathering and pretty drinken!! 💜💙💖💗💛💘💚💓🖤🧡🤍❤️🤎❣️🫀❤️‍🔥♥️💕💞🥰🫶
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branch-wdk53 · 2 years
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AU where during the night, the Qliphoth Deterrence fails, and Abnormalities start breaching. Ensue a poor Clerk in Control, having to survive FNAF style via CCTV.
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bunchum · 1 year
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richarlisonny · 25 days
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seven minutes and it's leeds playing an important fixture please god
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valarinventures · 2 months
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If you got blocked for no reason, or a petty reason?
People will block you for the stupidest reasons, especially in a fandom infested with creeps and drama kings. Some think this will keep them safe, even if it means cheating their friends.
So the best thing regarding blockers is NOT to waste time on them.
Keep making art, and you'll find better people whom you can trust. They understand you better, and they can help you avoid doing abominations.
You may have learned how not to become like your enemies.
Reserve your blocks as your last resort, a weapon reserved for those who commit real abominations - like fascism, proshipping, spam, and harrassment. And do not forget to report them for harmful behaviour.
Let us be better than our enemies.
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summonthesoups · 7 months
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We ain’t doing so hot today. I have a lot of shit to get done today but I woke up and my mental health today is just in the fucking can.
Today’s objective: survive
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jukemaid · 1 year
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FUCK surf pikachu man. what a bastard
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stephensondheim · 2 years
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This is not a very good development for me (referring to everything)
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nelkcats · 10 months
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Application Rejected
When Danny adopted Cujo he saw him as a puppy, which was a little sad considering the implications. He always thought Cujo was the only one who had stayed, the only one whose soul had persisted. He thought Cujo was alone.
He was wrong. Not all adult dogs and puppies stayed, of course. But many had. Cujo was simply the only one who decided to return to the world of the living, probably because of his obsession with his toy.
One day Cujo showed him where they were all hiding; Danny knew that those dogs had not stayed for the same reason as Cujo, they probably had a myriad of different reasons, and that was fine.
The problem was that excluding some of the adult dogs (that obviously were fine on their own and didn't care), there were many puppies similar to Cujo running around in need of affection and he couldn't adopt them all (besides, Cujo would definitely get jealous). And while many ghosts agreed to take a couple, it wasn't all of them, so Danny did something extreme.
He held an adoption fair in Amity, which was a smashing success. He just forgot that a lot of people in Amity...were usually traveling, and the ghost puppies would follow.
Then, a few days later when a scowling guy showed up (he obviously wasn't part of the general Amity Park population) and demanded a "bright green" puppy, Danny said no and refused his application. He couldn't trust someone with no knowledge with a ghost dog. Although he did offer him a course to learn about their care.
Damian Wayne was offended with his overall assessment. He was obviously the right person to care for one of those pups. So he set out to prove that to the boy in front of him, without hesitation.
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cdmodule · 6 months
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Funniest online take is when people are like "omg no way people are attracted to actual cookies" in regards to cookie run characters like. Not talking about the jokes I mean when people say It with no hint of irony. I don't know man. Those are just the usual gacha designs but as chibis. That is people run
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