Hello Daffy

I am playing this game where I see for how long can I do some productive work before my mind decides to have a breakdown 🥰

I kinda strayed far from sanity all night felt like I'd been roofied n like i full on mentally broke idk whats going on with me but I just had 2 eggs n 100g portion of chips I feel a bit calmer n I'm still feeling odd but i can breathe naturally like I kept forgetting I need to breathe lol n generally my mental health is severely not treated rn. I plan on getting back in touch with the mental health crisis team idk the name of it n my area is one of the worst in UK for it but I'm in a sorta idm if it's a witch doctor or a barbersurgoen dude(remember that was a thing hystorically idk the name of it tho rn lol) I'm so exhausted n cant sleep feel wired n I've not took anything or drank coffee/energy drinks/any caffeine whatsoever (like almost 24 hrs ago I had black coffee just 2 instant 1s tho) my brain needs 2 slow tf down.

I can’t believe FNAF movie Mike never got paid

my totk experience so far

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

liking dnd is so funny because yeah you play the actual game sometimes but mostly you just think about the game and watch other people play the game and slowly go insane thinking about how much you wish you could play the game and hoping that buying more shiny rocks will fix everything

i need to develop anura so bad. all i have for him is that his "parents" hate him and hes batshit which is why the one woman who somehow fell for him abandoned him and their child. LMFAO.

the stable trotters: we’re going to die!!

me going 200mph and drifting sharp turns: bro chill you’re fine 😌

zl wedding (again)

@isanojyoh

Wing Kisses!!🪽💘

my piece for the @vashwoodzine

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also, for those who couldn't get their hands on the zine and anyone who's interested, its now up on inprnt! ٩(๑^ㅅ^๑)۶🪽✨️

tourism entry agreements for many countries are completely unbalanced and unfair. did you know that people with a canadian passport can go to malaysia without applying for a visa / obtain an automatic tourism visa upon arrival, but if you have a malaysian passport you have to apply in advance for a tourism visa to go to canada? sometimes months in advance? any canadian can just show up to malaysia unannounced and they'll be let in, but my malaysian family has to beg the canadian gov for permission in advance (and get DENIED) just to come see me for a couple weeks. this is what it's like for most western passport holders in general, just because you are allowed free entry to the global south does not mean people in the global south are allowed free entry to the global north.

Daisy tomfoolery

For the sake of simplicity if you were one of the other innkeepers (i.e. not the one who offers the stable) answer with the innkeeper option...merci