me:*watches a game play of Dead plate * wow this game is pretty cool
my fyp: SO WE HEARD YOU LIKED DEAD PLATE!!!
My hyperfixation: HEY BESTIE!!!!
me:....damnit
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Me: *playing smash bros*
Friend: why do you always pick bowser or ganondorf?
Me: because I want them to rail me.
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So I rewatched Atlantis The Lost Empire, along with its haphazardly made sequel and I had the most hilarious idea:
When Atlantis rose back up from the sea, reporters came to investigate and when it was discovered Milo was from the surface and not originally Atlantian, everyone jumped at him being the man who discovered Atlantis and then married the queen. Word then got back to the board at the Smithsonian and the board members were stunned to realize Milo was not only right, but he was now living amongst and ruling over the people of the civilization that they disregard as fictitious.
Now what would make this even MORE hilarious is if the board members were to go to Atlantis and ask Milo to come back to the museum. Milo, while sitting on his throne with Kida, just laughs hysterically at their bold request and tells them to leave and even goes as far as to condemn them for mocking both him and his grandfather.
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i know paladins lore is thin n this ship doesn't make sense but fuckin hell i love this ship so much
i have a headcanon that seris is legally blind, and bc its paladins universe magic she has glasses custom made to at least enable her to see without her blindfold since years of being in the abyss has uh
(her glasses are literally like coke bottles theyre so thick.)
ruined her vision. shes also self conscious of her appearance post abyssal transformation, even after furia recognized her after probably over a century apart, n living with her sister n shit.
lilith n seris are dating but it wasnt until several months in that lilith was like 'hey ive never seen you without your hood and blindfold.'
seris realizes it wasnt fair to lilith to hide her face n relents
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me in apex and overwatch when someone is toxic to me or my teammate
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Sombra successfully manipulating Omnicode in
Overwatch 2 - Mauga Animated Short "A Great Day"
Efi laughed again, certain that this was the hilarious part of the story. A non-augmented human reading something as complex as Omnicode? Efi had studied the omnic’s written language for nearly three years, and she couldn’t understand more than the occasional word here and there. If she couldn’t read Omnicode, the chances Isaac could were slim-to-none.
- "The Hero of Numbani" by Nicky Drayden
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Me:*thinking I'd left the dead plate fandom* Man it was a good run and-
Dead Plate Fandom:
Me:*sighs*...Okay...
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On the list of ideas that make me foam at the mouth that I’ll never write because nobody likes my oc content.
An isekai where the protagonist somehow ends up falling from the sky only to land safely in the royal court of an ancient Chinese emperor, they think everyone is staring at them out of shock that they’d just fallen from the sky, but in reality their body transformed into a very attractive half dragon/half human I.e. a heavenly body in human form.
What follows is them trying to escape to find their way home only to be kept there by an emperor eager to win their love and attention, so much so he neglects his harem entirely to please the dragon who fell from the heavens ~Bambi
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Becoming a parent is creating your oc, except writing in trauma gets you arrested and your oc is adopted by another writer.
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when in doubt think of zenyatta waving u a peace sign from a comically long distance
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