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milkywaydrabbles · 7 months

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You’re an a amazing writer! Can i get a #7, #9, #38, and #40 with Rindou? If not, that’s okay!

A/N: Y'all got me working over time with these prompts holy shit LMFAO. Thank you for the request! I hope this is close to what you were looking for!! Y'all be keeping me on my toes and I love that mwuah

Dubcon, breeding, double penetration two holes, cockbulge x Haitani Rindou

The lights and lasers were distracting, your eyes unable to focus on just one thing. It was debilitating, paired along with the music blaring in your ears. Everything felt fuzzy to you. The alcohol in your system was already working overtime in your veins--it didn’t help that the drugs coursing through your veins made you feel like you were floating. Who knew, that the small tablet in the shape of Buddha with a bitter aftertaste would keep you light; keep you docile. Almost like a sedative, although you couldn’t but feel like it was magical. You were happy, really, on the inside. Dopey smile on your face, eyes dilated, turning around to the man who had given you this high.

Haitani Rindou.

You’d met him a few months back, relationship stayed light, fucking around a few nights here and there but for the most part keeping it friendly. You’d meet him every so often at the clubs, give you a few drinks and a few tabs, to keep you entertained for the night. You liked the way the music felt in your bones after; liked the way the drugs made you feel. Even if it did take away a lot of your reason. But he was nice, nice enough to share drugs that so far had been clean and not laced with anything else. You didn’t know much about him, outside his name. He wouldn’t give you any specifics, telling you to ‘not worry your pretty little head about that’, and then feeding you another drink. You knew you should probably worry about it, but he was nice.

You should be nice, too, right?

“Hi baby” He whispered, lips pressed up against your ear. You were sure he called a lot of girls ‘baby’, but it didn’t stop the flutter of butterflies in your tummy. He was calling you ‘baby’ now. “Hmm, hi Rindou.” You slurred, your hands dragging themselves up his chest and around his neck, leaning your forehead on his chest. You felt the rumble of a laugh against your head, his hands splayed on your waist keeping you steady. “How are you feeling, pretty girl? Like the drugs tonight?” He already knew the answer, but you nodded anyways, looking up at him with wide eyes and a droopy smile. “Mhm, s’good...thank you Rin.” You thanked him every time, you wanted him to know you were grateful for the drugs. He swayed with you to the beat of the music, hands making their way down to your ass and squeezing, the fabric of your thin dress doing nothing to protect you. He heard you whimper, pressing yourself more into his body, small fingers playing at the ends of his hair. “Want me to take you home tonight?” You nodded against him, eyes closing--you needed to sit down.

The car ride was short, shorter than normal you think. Your eyes had been closed for the most part, alcohol staying in your system longer than normal--you think it was a heavy pour in the cocktails. Heavier than normal. Your vision was blurry, but you looked up and saw that it wasn’t your apartment complex that he took you to, like he has in the past. It was his condo, you think, the one he’d never let you go to. But tonight he trusted you enough to go there, right? That’s what it was, trust. You smiled and turned your head to him, even if your eyes did close again. “Am I at your place?” You whispered, and he chuckled, unbuckling your seatbelt with a kiss to your forehead. “Yes baby, you’ll stay here with me. That okay?”

Of course it was okay. He was so nice.

Rindou didn’t let you get out the car by yourself, picking you up and letting you wrap your legs around his waist, carrying you the rest of the way into the condo and onto his large bed. He laid you down, kissing at your neck, your throat, your shoulders--anything he could get his mouth on. “Hmm...Rindou, feels nice..” you mumbled, weak fingers pressing into his scalp, scratching. “Yeah, baby? You’ll let me take care of you, right?” You couldn’t concentrate, feeling slightly overwhelmed with his cologne, his kisses, his sheer size over you. You think he could tell. “Oh, baby, it’s okay.” He cooed, pulling off you to break off a half of another Buddha tab, tapping your cheek to get your attention. “Here, this will help you, I promise.” You whined, not feeling up to another but when he talked to you so nice it was so hard to say no to him. So you complied, sticking your tongue out and scrunching your nose when the bitterness hit your tongue, swallowing as quickly as you could. “That’s my good girl.”

Your skin felt on fire when he said such nice things to you. It didn’t happen often, but he was never mean. And when he did whisper sweet nothings to you, it felt better than the drugs themselves. You reached for him again, bringing him down for a sloppy kiss-it was all you could do, was slurred speech and sloppy open mouth kisses. Rindou kissed you happily, quickly overwhelming you with the kiss and taking over, licking into your mouth. “Y’make me so happy, Rin..” You mumbled against him, gasping for air any time he’d give you, which wasn’t much. “Yeah? I make you happy?” If you were in your right mind, you’d hear the taunt in his voice, smirk plastered on his lips. You nodded, playing with his hair again. “Can you make me happy, pretty girl?” You nodded, wanting more than anything to make him feel the way he makes you feel. Even if it was the drugs and alcohol talking. “Wanna be my baby, hm? Wanna be my girl?”

It felt like a dream, floating along with the ecstasy running its course. “Mhm, mhm Rin, wanna be your baby.” You whined, feeling his hands hiking your dress higher and higher, until he pulled away enough to remove it the rest of the way--you decided against underwear tonight. You knew he liked when you didn’t have it on, giving him easier access to your body. “Fuck, look so sexy like this...can keep you here forever.” He chuckled, and if you were cognisant you swear you’d see horns growing on his head. “You want that, baby? Wanna be here with me forever?” Again, you nodded, arching yourself into his touch as he pinched and squeezed at your tits. His calloused hands trailed down, lower until you felt thick fingers prod at your pussy lips. You gasped, spreading your legs further for him. You wanted to feel him. In whatever way he’d give it to you.

“I’ll get there baby, hold on.” A finger slipped in, enough to coat the digit with your slick. You whined, trying to fuck yourself down, he wouldn’t let you. Instead he slipped his finger out and prodded lower, tight rim of your ass being pushed open. “Rindou, mm-mm, not there” Your voice was broken, head shaking side to side. “Aw, no baby? Don’t you wanna make me happy?”

You didn’t object after that.

“Be--go--slow, Rin.” You tried to focus on the drugs that were taking hold of you instead of the discomfort of Rindou’s finger pushing further into your ass. “I promise baby, I’ll be gentle.” You believed him, of course you did, he’s so nice to you. “Besides, my dick is going in your cute little pussy, don’t worry.” Your cunt clenched around air, forcing your ass to contract around his finger too. He laughed, taking his finger out and fumbling around in his night stand for something--you weren’t sure what. You couldn’t see. Cold liquid hit your hole, and your breath hitched, your eyes tried to focus on him, and from your blurred vision you could see a bottle of what you think was lube, before feeling two fingers fill your ass up again. It was tighter than before, it started to hurt, and your breathing was heavy. “Just a little more baby, promise. Then I’ll make you feel good, okay?” You nodded, brows furrowed and nose scrunched, trying to breathe through it.

You didn’t want him to think you were ungrateful.

Slowly you lifted your legs, hands grasping at the back of your thighs, in hopes that spreading yourself out more would help, even if just a little bit. You heard him groan, saw him bite at his lip, felt his fingers pumping into you more. It didn’t hurt so much anymore, you think you could let him do this more. Rindou finger fucked your ass for only a short time, spreading and scissoring his fingers inside you, leaning down to kiss at your chest whenever he heard you whine--couldn’t have his baby feeling uncomfortable, could he? Before long, his fingers were removed, and more lube hit your ass--along with something cold and metal.

You looked down in your haze, seeing the tip of a butt plug prodding you. “R-Rin, wait, it hurts--a-ah, it hurts.” You slurred, starting to put your legs down to have your hands free, to push at him. Instead he stopped you, grabbing both wrists with one large hand and leaned over you again to kiss your face. “Trust me, baby, I won’t move it , okay? I just need it in.” He kissed your jaw and neck, feeling you let out shaky breaths, but lifting your legs again for him. He smiled against your skin. “Thank you, baby.”

God, he was so nice.

And he didn’t lie to you, he kept the butt plug nuzzled deep into your ass and left it alone, letting you get used to the feeling of something so invasive in a hole that never gets touched like this. “You’re doing so good baby, all drugged up, still so good..” He mumbled against your skin, and you heard the distinct clank of his belt being undone, followed by the zipper and pants rustling down enough to spring his cock free. Your eyes trailed down to his dick, feeling your pussy drip and your mouth water. He looked good, he always did. “Gonna let me fuck you?” He knew the answer.

You nodded.

Rindou pressed the back of your thighs higher up, cock landing right on your folds the closer he got. He gave a few shallow thrusts between your lips, feeling your juices coat him, before dipping the tip into your tight cunt. He moaned with you, maybe even louder, before thrusting fully into you. “Fuck, always feel better with something in your ass, baby.” He mumbled to himself, pulling out to the tip and fucking up into you again.

You felt so full. Really, like he was in your throat. Like he was taking over your body. You didn’t know if it was the plug, or maybe his cock was just so big, or if it was the drugs, maybe a combination. All you could feel was Rindou, all you ever wanted to feel again was Rindou. It was nice when you didn’t have to think about the real world. “Rin, Rindou, feel so full Rindou, feel so full.” You couldn’t help but repeat yourself, spit pooling at the sides of your mouth and dripping down the side of your jaw. “You look so good baby, fuck..” His eyes honed in on your belly, seeing his thick cock pummeling into you. The outline was so pronounced, stuffing you from behind really did wonders. He could look at your adorable stomach bulge out with each fuck. He pushed down, just to see what would happen, and you nearly screamed around him, pussy tightening so much he thought he’d get stuck. He couldn’t help but bark out a laugh. “Fuck, gonna lose your mind huh baby?” You couldn’t speak, glossed over eyes still dilated, nodding at him.

Rindou angled you, seeing the head of his cock push your tummy out, fucking into you harder and harder. He couldn’t stop thinking about how cute your belly is so full of him, couldn’t help but want to keep you stuffed, keep you full--

And then his mind short circuited.

And all he could think of was you full to the brim of his cum. He’d never cum inside of you before--never really wanted to. Most of the time he wore a condom, and when he didn’t he’d always pull out. But, fuck, seeing you so cute underneath him, so pliable, always agreeing with him, letting him do whatever he wanted? It was making Rindou lose his mind. He wondered if you’d let him cum inside you, if you’d let him get you pregnant.

Rindou would sure as hell try.

“Baby, you know what --fuck,-- would make me really happy?” He grunted, humping into you like a dog. You simply looked at him, trying to make a sound that would resemble ‘hm?’ He grinned, wickedly, and ground his hips into you as he spoke. “Lemme get you pregnant, pretty.” Your world was spinning on its axis. You don’t think you wanted kids, but when he asked, smile on his lips making you feel so good, how can you say no to him? He called you pretty, too.

He was so nice.

“Lemme--fuck!--fill you up, baby. Get you nice and full, yeah? Shit, feels so good, wanna get you pregnant.” You clenched around him, tears streaming down your face as you nodded. You’d let him do anything, if he kept feeding you drugs and talking so sweet. “Mhm! Please Rin, wanna be pregnant, wanna--ah, ah, ah--wanna be full.” You’d say whatever to him, if it meant he’d keep being so nice. Rindou leaned over you again, pressing his body against you, really folding you in half. You cried and babbled again, trying to keep up with his kisses, instead just licking around his mouth and sucking on his tongue. “Gonna make you a mama, pretty girl. Then you have to be here forever, right? You want that still, right?” Each question was followed by a harsh thrust, one that had you dizzy and crying. You nodded, not able to speak anymore. “Fuck, can’t hold back baby--fuck!” Rindou pressed as deep as he could into you, spilling his cum into you, wanting to keep you plugged up. He’d do anything he needed to make sure you stayed filled to the brim with his cum. And as he caught his breath, he simply kissed at your face, reaching over to the table for the other half of the tab that you took with a smile.

Rindou was so nice.

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schizoidcel · 5 months

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Well, it's my first time making a request besides using the translator for this, so I read that you make requests from TADC, this is the idea that's in my head.

What would happen if one of the characters started remembering little things about they life because of his reader's actions? (because he doesn't remember anything himself)

Ponmi, Ragatha and Jax (separately)

Something like example, the food that reader offered to Ponmi brings her a quick flash of that? something like that is the idea.

I like how you write by the way, good day!

# POMNI, RAGATHA & JAX (SEPERATELY) x READER WHO WAS THEIR S/O IN THE REAL WORLD (FLASHBACK EDITION) ☆

I WAS DEAD YALL SOZ just got out my eye operation I got a prosthetic now😭😭 Ngl it looks sick but uhm. It's so awkward LMFAO also my dog died while i was in the hospital.. 💁‍♀️

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🤍 HEADCANONS !!

warnings :: Not proofread, will probably have mistakes cus I can like not see with my one fake eye

♪ POMNI ..

Pomni would get a flashback after you touch her a specific way

I feel like altough she enjoys it from time to time (Albeit only from you), Pomni is still sensitive to touch

So when you first attempted to comfort her, she SWORE she saw something flash before her eyes

She kinda got stunned after this happened

And you were confused .

Her eyes were in that blank white state

And you didn't know whether to be more concerned than before or not 😭

She quickly regained herself though

... And said "I saw something." subconciously

When you asked her what, she didn't know whather to tell you or not, but since you're you, she decided she might aswell

You were kinda confused by this, and didn't really know what to react with, so you just said:

"What if we were together in the real world too lol"

You now got urself an "out of the zone" Pomni for the next few days, congrats bestie!

♪ RAGATHA ..

Ragatha would get a flashback after you call her a nickname you using a nickname you always used to call her back in the real world

I feel like she wouldn't tell you immediately, though

She probably thinks she's going crazy or something, and if that's so, she dosen't want to make it worse by telling it to you which might make you worry

Though, if you were like BORDERLINE INSANE about escaping like Pomni she would be stuck with telling you asap or never telling you at all.

Ragatha thinks that since she thinks it's a memory from the outside world, you might want to hear it

But also it might make you more keen on getting outside which'll probably cause you to abstract.

Or it'll make you overthink like crazy

In the end, she'd probably wait till it happens again so she can tell you

♪ JAX ..

I feel like jax would get a quick flash after you play a prank on him back

He'd also be like. 🧍 for a second

"Jax? 😟" "🧍" "OH not sorry lol anyway"

I feel like he'd never tell you LMFAO

He feels like that if he ever told you, you'd either be really understanding or tease him for the rest of his digital life.

And he is NOT taking the risk

Look he trusts you, but you know how yall act around eachother

And Jax LOVES always having the upper hand

Even thinking about a scenario where he's just fucking around with you and all of a sudden you go:

"Lol didn't you zone out in public for 13 seconds and thought about how we apparently we were together in the real world?? Cheesy hoe"

It gives him shivers .

If he got it often enough to the point it's bothering him and making him think that he NEEDS to tell someone, he'll come to you though

Jax also thinks about how he probably thought too much back when it first happened

Because even after he told you about the "flashbacks", you didn't tease him about it.

Yet.

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I feel like this turned out kinda short... Whatevs 😭 Hope u like it!!

ׂૢ་༘࿐ Thank you for reading! ♡

#tadc x reader #the amazing digital circus x reader #pomni x reader #ragatha x reader #jax x reader

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uhshsmsmaka · 5 months

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Kin list because I keep forgetting and I wanna keep it written so I remember

giving the biggest “please be my friend ur so cool please please please please” to whoever knows all of these characters

But I’ll say them here anyway, in order from the top left going right.

Mikey - rottmnt

SCP-035 - SCP Foundation

Tawnypelt - Warriors

Ennard - FNAF Sister Location

Dr. Iceberg - SCP Foundation

Moxxie - Helluva Boss

Space Kid - Camp Camp

Phone Guy - FNAF 1 (I think?? I never played the games..)

Phillip Graves - Call of Duty Modern Warfare (reboot)

uhhh idk if I label or spelt that right. I hope I did. That’d be kinda embarrassing if I didn’t lol..

———— why I kin them ig.

btw some stuff is headcanons like so and so being lgbtq and Graves having daddy issues

Mikey ROTTMNT- hell, there’s a lot of reasons.. it’s like… really personal with me lol

4th child, plus youngest. 3 older brothers and often gets left out, or brushed off from being involved. + aro/ace spec.

+ orange theme buddy agh I love u ur so pretty 💛💛

+ ADHD

SCP-035 - hmm.

Wants to watch the world burn, and is here for a good time and is really opportunistic with people, and often forms bonds with people for what they can give him… I’m a bad person I know. I’m trying to change.

+ Latin hehe

+ a lot of people really like him when they first meet, and learn the longer they spend with him, the worse he gets.

Tawnypelt - I’ll be honest, I don’t know much about her bc I didn’t read the 2nd arc, but from what I get, she seems to have struggled with gaining her own identity and being seen as someone other than a clone in her family. I struggle with people only knowing me for my brothers so I relate to her for this.

Also idk her leaving Thunderclan, despite her family, friends, and everything she knows and it being genuinely a good place she is comfortable and happy with— to Shadowclan so she can start a new life just touches me personally.

I don’t want to stay here. It’s not bad here, and everyone I love is here, but I don’t feel like I belong here, and I relate to her for it.

Ennard - yeah.. no, I got nothing. Idk why but he’s just like me fr.

Dr. Iceberg - HE’S AN ASSHOLE!!! I’m an asshole!!! Easily entertained, and doesn’t think of others that much, or the consequences of his actions. + mentally ill

+ bad taste in men

+ probably American with a small fraction of his ethnicity from Europe.

Moxxie - Daddy Issues. shit on by everyone. Underestimated kinda I guess???… and mixed morals. Often really polite— or at least is perceived to be, and is a thinker. Can go absolutely feral if necessary.

+ Italian I guess lmfao

+ short- ish..

+ adults and some older kids shall be referred to as ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’

Space Kid - he likes space. What can I say?

He’s so silly. A lot of the actions and stuff he does feels like stuff I would have done/do.

+ brown hair

Phone Guy - tries to help and probably fails. Hey, he’s trying.

Phillip Graves - Daddy issues. I also headcanon his dad was in the military and he moved around a lot and lived throughout the US, so he’s fairly decent at adapting to different places, and tolerate as hell. “It is what it is” mentality about most everything out of his control.

Finds that one person and looks up to them, and gets really clingy and obsessed with them. Doesn’t show it of course, but in his head he wants to impress them and please them in every way possible. *cough, Shepherd, cough cough*

(I met a lotta people I hyperfixated on giving away everything to make them happy. We’re just casual friends now. Except for that one. She was mean as hell to me. We still meet occasionally tho.)

Outside of headcanons, his personality and the way he acts is just very familiar and relatable to me.

+ American (wtf is a kilometer🦅🫡🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅💥🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸)

+ makes shitty jokes no one laughs at

#rottmnt mikey #scp 035 #tawnypelt #ennard #dr iceberg #moxxie #space kid #phone guy #phillip graves #kin list

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syoul · 2 months

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SYOUL PROFILES

(the unserious but also equally as serious ver.) not proofread but this might get deleted later anyways lmfao

warnings: mentions of food, child neglect, manipulation, swearing. lmk if anything else.

ISEUL: cuddle bug first, idol and songwriter second. the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree; knows manipulation and performs it well. too soft for the liking of others however, and is often stuck between the conflicts of not being enough of a man. born to slay, forced to nay. another tale of time wasted at a company who wouldn’t even look his way for a mere minute lmfao. could’ve debuted on two separate occasions but the higher ups said “nope!” and well. here he is now. people pleaser #1; was born to puppet strings and will continue to be tied to them until he decides to cut them off, even if he thinks he already did.

OLIVER: born to “Rawr XD”, forced to “Grrr Bark Bark Alpha male-core”. haunted by the wolf that lurks in his family’s past. protective to the point where he can be overbearing—depends highly on the situation—but would lay his life down for this little “family” they have going on. outcasted for most of his childhood and trainee days; school messed him up a lot. my bad. but fuck them, there’s no way any of that can reach him now. right?

SEOJUN: tired #1. the stone pillar with no visible cracks until you knock a hand against it to find it hollow. the product of absent parents and being a witness to their favouritism for his older brother. despite that, the two of them are extremely close. simultaneously needs a lifetime supply of coffee and to be cut off from caffeine entirely. the glue of the group and is the main one to set his foot down. will not stand for any injustice and is a little too venomous when it comes to protecting his group; sometimes his defence turns into more of an attack, but what’s the difference when the group is the main topic? is sick and tired of the doubt and comparison, even more than seven. he’s just better at hiding it.

MARS: the sanest one by technicality but doesn’t seem like it. someone who tries so hard to be loved and is constantly searching in all the wrong places. touch starved and really just needs a good hug and to be told he’s doing amazingly. the exuberant one who puts himself out there because he’ll do anything to have this group survive. sm 100% regrets letting him go; he was willing to do whatever they wanted of him if it meant his efforts were recognized even a little bit. it’s funny because he loves dancing and is damn good at it but the old management didn't want to classify him as a dancer so they wrote him for every position except for dancer.

KJ: tired #2. punishes himself for a childhood he had no control over; nothing was his fault but in some ways, it was. literally a wet cat caught in the rain. looks nice enough to help out but might bite and hiss if you try to give him an umbrella. is overly cautious when it comes to being shown kindness; please don’t mind the side eyes and the calculating glare, he’s trying to accept it as such i swear. has like. has 2-3 close friends outside of the group and really doesn’t plan on making more unless you’re really persistent. doesn’t look all too threatening but you better watch out if you get him mad; that’s a whole territory no one has seen before. venom in his words is his main weapon and he’s damn good with it too.

RYO: can do no wrong in everyone’s eyes. the nicest out of the entire group and also the most forgiving. the willing dog counterpart to oliver’s feral wolf like nature. people pleaser #2 and would show his belly without a second thought. stupidly trusting, but not naive. if that makes any sense. the second punisher. carries a guilt so deep, you’d have to remove his heart to get it out of his system. none of it was his fault; they told him otherwise.

SEVEN: angsty babygirl coded. a pack of fireworks if they were shaped into a human; he’s not dangerous compared to dynamite when he blows, but it stings nonetheless. at least he’s pretty though. will play nice until you decide to stop. but like, his definition of playing nice when it comes to people he’s wary of is batting them around with his claws slightly out. or ig in this case, spikes out bc um he’s so hedgehog coded to me. or orange cat. both work. he’s just prickly. the second best facade next to seojun; his is just a little bit more crackable if you know where to push.

#i. 　❝ ... now i'm free. ❞ 　﹕⠀ profile.#fictional idol community #fictional idol group #fictional idol oc #fake kpop boy group #fake kpop group #kpop oc #kpop addition #oc kpop group #idolverse #fake idol group

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sukunasweetheart · 2 years

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childhood friends au with sukuna lmao

little kiddie sukuna is very independent already, he doesnt like mingling with other kids that much and when he does, he ends up fighting them. i think maybe he just usually wanders around by himself or stays inside and reads, idk.

yuuji tells you that sukuna doesnt like playing with other kids that much but ofc that isnt enough for you to give up. you befriended yuuji first but youd been curious about his twin the whole time lmao.

at first you stood around his window throwing little pebbles and sticks to get his attention but he always opened up to tell you to get lost before shutting it again HAHA happens so often that when you dont show up, he gets a little worried. claims youre annoying but is disappointed when he doesnt hear the clack clack on his window.

one day yuuji just invites you over to his house and the two of you play so rowdily running around while sukunas trying to focus on his picture books being like 🙉

lil babykuna uses difficult words already at that age, so whenever you talk to him you’re like “refuse? what does that mean?” and he is also the type of kid who’d just leave in the middle of a game of hide and seek LMFAO gets disastrous bc if hes the seeker, all the kids r hiding for ages before they realise hes left 😬 or if hes one of the hiders, theyll search for ages HAHAAH what a menace, hes already bored on the count to five

"sukuna, you cant just suddenly leave during hide and seek."

you start following him around when he starts to wander outside and he repeatedly tells you to go away but you dont listen, and eventually you start taking charge which he doesnt like >:( “stop walking ahead of me, loser”

anyway the two of you stumble into a nice hiding spot in the woods, that you found. imagine him telling u like "u better not tell anybody else about this place" and then youre like 😐 whyre you making the rules when i found it smh smh

and then you get lost on the way back. youre like "o-okay sukuna, lets hold hands so i dont lose you" and hes like 💢 ha? later on, youre like "dont be scared sukuna, im sure we can get home" and hes like "whos the one thats scared 🙄"

this is a bit random but i definitely want to add how yuuji often says “thats why you dont have any friends, sukuna” in here

whenever he accidentally upsets you he cant think of anything else to do other than pick a random flower from the ground and hand it to you while awkwardly kicking at the dirt bc hes not used to admitting wrong

and surprisingly, it works bc youre simple minded and you accept the flower

after its snowed a lot, you come outside and draw sukunas face on the ground with a stick. it basically looks like >:( he looks at it and is like “who’s that.”

going into highschool, sukuna gets a massive growth spurt and he’s already over 185cm omg

maybe you’re upset again over something and crying behind the school building when he comes around (looking for you). You're both squatting, on the back there's a brick wall, and you (optional) crying and he's holding up a single flower, looking like 😠 but with 💧 all tsundere awkward, telling you to stop crying already

you look at the damn flower and start cry-laughing telling him that he hasnt changed at all! he gets mad when you laugh at him, but he says “neither have you” bc damn, the flower worked once again

sukuna wiping your tears away with his sleeve 🥺

thank you for reading my gibberish

Masterlist

#sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #sukuna x y/n #ryomen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #jjk x y/n

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lady-lycany · 2 months

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That was one of the most tumblr/mutual dreams I've prolly ever had 🤣 (Today at 7am)

I'm not sure, if I remember how it started, but somehow, I was omw to visit Wolv at his home. It was raining and there was a crossroad that made it super hard for me to orientate, which direction I need to go. But eventually, I found the house. Wolvs room had like a big window/door that lead right into the backyard, that I entered to get into his room without his relatives noticing something. At first we both were rather silent cuz- yea the awkwardness when you meet someone for the first time? But I also didn't know what to expect- in a way like, would I meet him while he's rather moody or chill lol. But we got more and more chill as we just sneaked on all fours through his house and played with dogtoys? 😭🤣 ahem anyway.

We decided that the night was nice enough, to make a run outside, but before we actually did so, Wolv pulled out two tissues so that we could clean our glasses so that our vision isn't even more limited in our fcked up bodies lmfao. He had a quick discussion with one of his relatives, why he would leave the house still this late at night, but got away quick cuz... I mean... What do they wanna do with him? Lock him up? lol

So we basically ran with a mix of doing quads or just- on two legs but with a pretty hunched over back (and we were fast like this too lol) and went back to the crossroad, where I, but also Wolv had some orientation issues, as he told me when we arrived. (Not how to get there from his house but how to get into town) There was also a big bridge over one of the roads where we chilled beneath for a while until 6 other otherkin/therians showed up (three were still much younger than we were and we didn't really know them? And then the other 3 were also adults where one of them was *drumroll* Luka 🤣) So yea... We all talked only a little but mainly were shifted and just discovering that area. Later Luka and I also got a little more relaxed and we started to chat a little, if I will show up more often there now, as I seem to be pretty chill. Amd I was like "sure why not?". At first I was pretty unsure of what to expect. Cuz I was so used of people around me being weirded out, when I show more of my wolfside, but we were all the same in that group no one felt judged and we just were ourselves as much as possible. The reason why we all met up under the bridge had two reasons, first of all, the echoes under it were insanely cool for group howls, secondly, if you went up instead of beneath it, you had a sick view and also- howls lol

Anyway.. That was definitely one of the most otherkin kinda dreams I've ever had and I could imagine, that it happened because of the voice reveal of Luka yesterday? That my brain was like "ooh new data of a mutual just dropped, lemme just work with that" 😂 I mean, I also never heard Wolv talk before, so for this one I had to use my imagination lmao

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strawberrystepmom · 4 months

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KENDYYYY🍓👑 mimi’s poll got me real curious about what quirks mhakendy has? of you feel like sharing!

thank you for asking 😭 im so annoying

so LMFAO normal kenatsu self ship au my quirk is literally so hilariously basic (tbh it is in the other au too but this is funnier) it’s literally just thumb flame. i can emit a small flame no bigger than that of a lighter from my thumb and it’s a hilarious party trick and i lit his birthday candles with it once and he was like “well damn. never escaping these fire quirk havers bc i love this insane creature”

and the second is so embarrassing I’ve never been publicly spoken about it (I don’t think I’ve ever privately spoken about either so it truly is just me and my year old google docs against t the world) so here we go: pro hero me au and civilian natsuo. warning this is so painfully basic

pro hero name: silver lining! quirk is energy exchange. i can heal someone from minor injuries by trading my energy for theirs but i have huge limitations on how often it can be used and what i can do for people. i’m a fledgling pro hero with big dreams despite lack of dazzling quirk (it’s practical at the very least) and actually work at the endeavor agency and enji calls me after natsuo is attacked by street line guy bc he needs someone to come and check out natsuo and he assumes im on the schedule at the agency. i was not (i was actually on a date) but I leave and go to the scene anyway so natsuo is like “WHY DID U CALL HER HERE” and im just standing there like 🧍‍♀️ can I please just make sure you’re okay im in a dress that covers very little and it’s cold outside and he’s like so so so pissed at his dad lmfao

but anyway he’s fine the situation is fine but a few weeks later Fuyumi invites me to their house for dinner as a thanks and natsuo is there and he’s like oh surprise she’s lovely and he’s still so mad at everyone about it HAHAHA

and after dinner im like hey im sorry if me coming embarrassed you it’s just really hard to tell your boss no and he’s like yeah he’s an asshole I know….but the truth is revealed by his big mouthed well meaning sister that he has had a crush on me for awhile after seeing me at the one agency holiday party he attended the prior year and it’s a whole thing l

#answered #kenatsu

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creaturefeaster · 1 year

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Gooooood morning creatures & the adjacent.

-05/14/2023

It has been consistently in the mid to high 80s for a few days now with no signs of stopping soon ×_×... If it wasn't so humid I'd handle it better but it feels like I'm walking out into a bowl of soup every time I go outside. What a miserable May.

It makes me pretty worried about what summer holds for us this year, especially with El Niño in play. It feels like we're gonna have a crazy drought.

Unrelated, that yearly itch to make a game is coming back and I can feel it. I feel like I have the capability but none of the time that's needed to draw out a million assets. Plus there are other projects I still haven't gotten to yet. But man... the want is still there. I specifically yearn to script out boss battles.

When I think of fun boss battles in games I think of games like the Binding of Isaac, where it's often the whole environment/lair is part of the fight. I often dream of an Uppsulka fight, spinning her web and smacking you around with all of her hands. Or a battle against Jarna, laid out like a rhythm game to beat. Mixed genre, you know?

But!!!! I'm just too busy right now to take on something monumental like that so for now I just sit and doodle stupid shit from time to time like. idk. i guess i doodled ching touching moobs the other day. Can't say that's as productive as making a game but whatever lmfao.

Anyways, question of the day:

If you could make a game, what genre would it be? What would it be about? That's a bit of a broad question, but I'm curious to hear what people have in mind :3...

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godsofhumanity · 8 months

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Could you please write one Zeus & Hera hc🥺❤please please

haha i wanted to make a joke and give you exactly ONE hc i have for them.. but luckily for you, i started making a big hc list yesterday so you’ll get a full set hee hee 💕

this is a continuation from Part I yesterday, which you can read here. aight. let’s do this!

so, from Hera’s side of things, i think she is a very emotional, sentimental being. i think she values commitment, and loyalty, and she actually doesn’t care about superficial gifts like jewellery and things. a simple picnic outside where all the food is handmade, etc. would mean more to her than a 24 ct necklace. (that’s not to say that she doesn’t like getting those things of course- i think after becoming Queen, these things become an indulgence that she appreciates very much, but still not as much as those other actions)

now, one thing i need to mention here is that i don’t think that every god had their domain at this point. i think Zeus, Hades and Poseidon, and Hestia had theirs outlined.. but i don’t think Hera or Demeter did- it was too early. i hc that the “domain chooses the god” not the other way around, though more often than not, it appears that gods have a distinct affinity for certain things like fighting (e.g. Ares, Zeus) , or growing things in barren soil (e.g. Demeter) or perhaps they are able to physically interact with shades (e.g. Hades, Thanatos, later Persephone). but i think with something like “marriage and family”- that’s not really tangible so it’s difficult for that domain to be identified. that’s why i think Hera hadn’t been “assigned” a domain just yet. i also think that Zeus, as King, is the one who “officiates” a god with their domain and blesses them- so like, you don’t really get officially associated unless Zeus approves and gives you that title.

back to Zeus x Hera— i think Hera likes effort. so when Zeus is relentlessly going after her, complimenting her, making her gifts (i think he starts with materialistic things, but slowly starts making things from the heart hee hee like crafting images in the sky with clouds or twisting lightning into spectacular sights) and making a genuine attempt to let her know that he really does love her for real, it catches on to Hera. he grows on her. she starts thinking about him more often than she’d like to.. she can’t help it.

Hera’s apprehension is understandable. even at this point, everyone knows Zeus has a penchant for pretty girls, and most of his relationships are a few weeks at most. and Hera refuses to be just another notch in his belt- she has too much pride for that.

but here’s the thing- i think most of Zeus’ “lovers” are intentional. i mean that he purposefully went out to find these goddesses and have kids with them because Zeus is very in-tune with Fate and knows that as King he needs to bring in strong, wise, role-model gods and goddesses to lead the other gods and eventually mortals.

i don’t think it would be fair to say that that’s Zeus ONLY motivation,, but i do think it’s a large one and i do hc that Hera knows this. Zeus is many things but i don’t consider him to be a liar.

so i do think Hera would have known 100% that Zeus would cheat on her but i think she just loves him so much, she believes she’ll be strong enough to handle it.

Zeus on the other hand, i think does a 180- he loved Hera so much, wanted her to be his wife, but after realising the pain he’ll cause her (no way Hera is going to be single handedly producing every god and goddess thereafter lmfao), decides that he loves her too much and doesn’t want to be the one who causes her that pain. so he refuses to ask her to marry him.

but like i said, i think Hera loves him far too much to let go, and she begs him to be “selfish” and ask her anyways. and Zeus, weak, does. so i think that’s how they got married.

now, Hera’s sacrifice for Zeus is enormous. unquantifiable. she’s gonna be the rock who’s there for him through highs and lows and twists and turns. always. and so Zeus gives Hera the domain of marriage and family because who else embodies commitment and loyalty in the most difficult times more than she?

Zeus x Hera isn’t without it’s fair share of fights and turmoils, obviously. neither Hera nor Zeus is perfect, but i think there’s a reason that they last as long as they do even with all of that- and that’s because in their heart of hearts, i do think they love each other.

fin.

#zeus x hera #anon #anonymous #asks #hc

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aihoshiino · 4 months

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okay so no idea how i should refer to myself as so: hi!! im the person who had way too much fun writing ai/nino toxic yuri on ao3! i was gonna just lurk (me, tumblr account with privated likes, reblogs and follows) BUT how could i with the promise of people being normal about fictional unhealthy gay women. idk if this is the optimal way to communicate i use tumblr with the sole purpose of following 4 people and digging up ai content

i am honestly so flattered (but also kinda upset at the lack of content on them aside from my own 1k word long oneshot please keep recommending if you find more stuff on them) that you enjoyed and recommended my fics considering i just straight up had no clue where i was going: okay so top priority i want them to kiss —> but also with how things are nino would probably lash out (read: bite) —> ai would be hesitant but also is so desperate that she’d still accept it happily —> this will fuel ninos idea of ai being the perfect, invincible idol —> and then i ran and tried not to trip with the rest

your translations of the side stories and blog was probably what helped me get in to oshi no ko again because even though i am still not over ai being dead i can now listen to someone talk about how great and tragic and sad and miserable she was along with all the other characters so thank you again!

also that ask for ai/nino toxic yuri visions was me lol, thanks for talking about my fic despite how short it was <3, i might de-anon myself at some point but rn im too shy for that

woof, this got a bit long. anyways love wins fr, if there was ever a day where i participate in an onk shipping war it’ll be on the side of them

LMFAO OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY TO HAVE JUMPSCARED YOU WITH YOUR OWN FIC 😭 WHAT A THING TO SEE ON YOUR OWN DASH....

that said it does make me so happy every time I hear people saying my relentless oshi no posting stands out to them to the degree that it does lol. I guess I'm in a similar place as you where, as happy as I am for it, it does make me a little sad that it feels like there's such little fan interest in lengthy meta and discussion on Ai herself outside of some really banal, surface level stuff. To a degree, I get that with other characters having so much more time on the page and having ongoing arcs to speculate about, but Ai is sooooooooo fascinating to me and it really drives me insane how often I see people make zero effort to engage with her arc beyond her utilitarian function in the story. It also really bums me out how often I see her get reduced to just a stepping stone in the arcs of other characters — even though the manga is literally shaking you right now and begging you to understand and empathize with her more than ever, I straight up see people cheering and crowing about Ruby 'surpassing' her or 'becoming the true Ai' as if this is a good thing and they are not completely fucking missing the point lmao.

ANYWAY!!!! That's enough grumping because the actual point of this response was to say: the Ai posting will continue until I am physically forced to stop!!!! I have so many thoughts about my wife constantly and if I do not share them I will explode!!!

(ps anon pspspspsp if you are ever feeling brave enough to unanon pls feel free to just send me your discord or your socmeds off tumblr if that is less intimidating for u.... honestly that goes for all my oshi no moots in general Please Talk With Me In DMs About My Wife)

#oshi no ko #oshi no posting #if ai has one million fans i am one of them if ai has no fans then i am no longer of this earth

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ofmdee · 3 days

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foof. typing this out on tumblr because it feels easier to collect my thoughts here rather than twitter, lmfao, but MAN my creative well is bone dry rn, i feel like i have zero energy and motivation to work on projects and i just. it's driving me crazy lmfao, and in the back of my mind i know i'm burnt out and need a break, but it's so hard to take a break, because like, i don't have much else going on in my life rn, or ever, like fandom has always been a huge, important part of my life and i don't rly know what to do or who i am if im not obsessed over SOMETHING lmfao. my gf said last night something like, i guess it's hard to take a break when it's related to a hyperfixation/special interest and like!! yeah!! it's rly hard to untangle all of that!

but. idk. i don't feel happy rn with a lot of things irl and online, and i know i need to rest and do nothing and let the well fill up again but that also scares me? so i am just going to try to ease up on myself a little bit, try to go more than a day without feeling compelled to post something new just because i'm afraid ppl will leave or forget me or something if i don't constantly pump out Content. and i know i did this to myself, lmfao, i rly don't know how to do things in moderation and this is a constant cycle of going too hard and then abruptly losing all interest

my gf sent me this last night and even the first paragraph got me!!! like, that's ME!!!

i am in the reluctant admission stage rn lmfao.

i am not going to say i am completely going to stop creating during this time, because that would be a lie, but i am rly going to try and chill tf out, stop worrying about getting fics done in time for mermay, and just kinda try to recharge. and i don't wanna say this is a firm break or whatever because when i inevitably fail at taking a break, i will end up beating up on myself, so im just gonna say i am gonna try to be like...... idk, creative Lite or something for a little bit.

im still gonna be around every day lmfao, but probably for less time than usual. i'm still gonna reblog/retweet things, and i'll probably have some original stuff as well, but i am not gonna keep holding myself to the impossible standard of having something new every day. and i know no one else expects that of me!!! but i have somehow put that expectation on myself. i can use this time to share some old favorites again instead!!

i just started a new game+ in coral island, so ive got that going for me, lmfao, and it's getting nicer outside finally and i rly truly need to touch grass more often!! idk why i always feel like i need a huge explanation for what i do, and it probably wont even be super noticeable to most ppl lol, but!! idk. sometimes i just need to work things out this way.

so, i am releasing myself of the burden of having some fics done for mermay, and posting daily, and feeling like i have to make tangible progress on creative projects on the regular. or, that is my goal, at any rate. i think i'll just focus on gifs/still shots for mermay, my fics will be ready when they are ready 😤 but even if i don't do that much, it's okay!!! mermaids are good any time of the year imho.

i just need to get to a point where i actually Enjoy the process of creating again, because it feels like a chore rn and i hate that :((((

idk, anyway if u read all this thank u, thank u for following me and liking what i do, here is an old gif for ur troubles

#xoxod #under a cut because it got rambly

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my-reality-my-rules · 2 years

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i’m entirely new to shifting so i apologize for a stupid or ignorant? question. anyways, i am curious about how sexual relationships work in a DR? is it dangerous to script that in? Does it actually feel real? Any tips appreciated because i obviously want to be shift safely <3

[thanks for this ask!]

[TW: sex]

nono, your question's completely valid! it's not stupid nor ignorant, and i actually would like to thank you for asking that. it's research for a reason. additionally, i don't really see a lot of people talking about this topic, and it's also a learning experience of sorts for me.

now, I'll answer this to the best of my knowledge: most of the things i know are learned online (as well as tips from 18+ discord servers and kinktok). for all intents and purposes, i am still a virgin (yes, in all my DR's as well)—so, what I'll be listing off is just some of the general advice i hear and have asked for. lmfao please don't come after me-

also, I'm not going to attempt to police anyone on this (gods know some of y'all might just disregard this), so.

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as for the answer itself; it works just as well as it does in your current reality. shifting is the act of moving your consciousness to another reality—everything that you perceive there are as real as they are here. everything will work the same, unless you script otherwise, or are going to a world where it's different from what you're used to in your CR. arousal, masturbation, sex, conception, and et cetera—whatever limits you've set for yourself here will also apply there.

scripting sexual relationships isn't dangerous, at least by nature. what you have to be mindful of is how you're approaching those relationships. as it goes for many things, educating yourself on the matter comes first. for example, know what risks are involved, and how you can avoid them. this is easily scriptable—but it's best to stay informed, no?

let's start with the outside perspective of it.

generally, and on an objective level, how would you rate your DR when it comes to sexual relationships? what is sex seen as (a milestone, a celebration, something secret, et cetera)? are there any taboos involved? what constitutes as safe and/or healthy in your DR? think of how the world affects other people's mindsets. it's often said that sexual relationships aren't made for singular pleasure—and it doesn't need to be said that you, as a person, have to consider how your partner is affected by their circumstances, past and present.

on that note; consent and bodily autonomy always top my personal list. that's a fundamental part of my own morals, and a lot of other people's too. it's a simple matter of respect. value your choice, but never force it on other people.

this is where we cross into the more personal boundary of things.

think about your own beliefs and desires, as well as your partner's/partners'. practice communication with them, so there aren't any misunderstandings, no presuppositions. it doesn't matter if you think that these relationships happen in another reality, because they're just as real as the ones you have here. you're dealing with people, like you, who are sentient and intelligent.

i get that there are those who run free without consequence. with reality shifting at hand, it becomes difficult to actively monitor people who promote debasing ways of life. I'm not saying this to imply anything towards you anon, obviously, but it's easy for many to cross lines when there's so much freedom at hand. in that regard, i suppose the best advice i could give you is to be mindful of how you act, and if you end up provoking someone, then to admit blame and do what's needed for forgiveness. might be a bit over the top to put it like that, but it's still a possibility.

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here's some of the general affirmations that I've scripted for myself in the occasion that i have sex lmao. it's a bit short (apologies in advance if it's not as detailed enough as you were hoping), but the idea is there.

not all of these are mine, by the way! i don't take credit for some of the affirmations mentioned. there are also those i found online, as well as ones one of my mutuals suggested to me.

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(1) BODY

I am sexually generous.

I am full of sexual energy.

I exude sexual confidence.

I am in full control of my sexual thoughts, feelings, and behaviours.

Sexual arousal is a fun process that happens easily for me.

I have intense and frequent orgasms that satisfy my body and mind.

My genitals are healthy and normal.

My genitals smell like ____.

I taste like ____.

My genitals function exactly as I want them to and bring intense pleasure to myself and my partner(s).

I am confident and comfortable in my sexual and relationship identities.

I am sexually and emotionally thriving.

I have a seductive aura.

My body language is seductive.

(2) PARTNER

My lover/s enjoy/s my naked body.

I am the best lover my partner/s has/have ever had.

My sexual performance is incredibly enjoyable.

My partner/s respect/s my decisions.

I attract only my ideal person/people.

I am never untoward my partner/s, always respecting their wishes and boundaries.

My partner/s is/are happy to be with me, and they thrive in our relationship just as well as I do.

I never cause harm against my partner/s.

My partner/s is/are never uncomfortable around me.

I am my partner's/partners' ideal lover.

I can provide what my lover/s need/s.

I can satisfy and satiate all my lover's/lovers' desires.

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much love, and happy shifting ❤️❤️

#shifting #shifting realities #reality shifting #desired reality #shift #Esther's shifting posts

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brandwhorestarscream · 3 months

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Oooh, just go for any and all timelines you'd find interesting for the son-in-law ask? I'd love to hear any of them!

I'll just go down the line then!! :D

So, timeline 1 is canon: Galvatron and Terminus are dead long, long before Megatronus ever even meets Orion Pax. Terminus dies from infection after losing his legs in a mining accident, and Galvatron dies in the gladiator pits after a rigged match.

Timeline 2, the Destructicon timeline, Megatron dies when he's the equivalent of like. 2 months old. So that's out

Timeline 3, the self imposed exodus. Because the warframes abandoned cybertron about a 100 million years ago, Sentinel Prime was never assassin mated: i.e. he's still alive and kicking so Orion isn't ever selected for Primehood. In this one, he and Megatron don't meet until they're both far, far into adulthood--roughly where the first season of Transformers Prime starts--and ol Megs is actually in a committed relationship with someone else. Any guesses as to whom? (It's not Soundwave, though they did date for quite awhile)

Timeline 4 is where we actually get our first look at Megop! Big bad is still the corrupt Primacy and the Senate, so while Orion may never become the Prime in name, he's still a beloved leader of the resistance. Except this time 🤭 he and Megatron are on the same side, leading together as one. In this timeline, Galvatron and Terminus fled from Kaon with their sparkling after being warned of the horrible future by Galvatron-2: Megatronus and Orion met when they were children, and were close friends all while growing up. To be honest, those two were the absolute last ones to figure out they were in love: everyone and their carrier and also their turbohound knew they were going to end up together. In TL4, Galvatron and Terminus have watched Orion grow up alongside their son and are very fond of him: they're perfectly supportive of their relationship and probably also had a bet going on about how long it would take for them to realize their feelings.

Now, timeline 5... here's where we get into the really complicated stuff. In this one, the Senatorial system is abolished before war can ever break out, and that includes the Prime as a figurehead. This is a timeline where all of the civil rights issues are solved peacefully: the Matrix is returned to the gods' Acolytes for safe keeping as a holy relic, and as there's no war nor anymore Primal figurehead, the Matrix isn't called upon to take a new host.

Orion and Megatron meet when they're teenagers-to-young adults, and this is the one with the rapunzel-esque situation for Megatron. Except instead of a tower, he's kept secluded within the walls of Iacon's main Temple of Primus (it makes sense it context I swear, but that's a whole other post of its own). Galvatron keeps him confined out of fear for his life: he's lived through so many lives and has been visited by his previous selves so often it's made him incredibly paranoid and obsessive. Isolation is his greatest love: keep Megatronus away from anything and anyone that could hurt him, sequestered in one of the safest buildings on the planet. As a holy place of worship and frequented by the Chosen Ones of the gods (aka the Acolytes) the Temple is under constant watch from the Primal Vanguard. No one gets in if they're not supposed to be there. It's safe. Megatronus has never set foot outside since being brought in as a sparkling and is extremely sheltered: cue Orion getting dragged there against his will for a research project and falling helm over pedes for this pretty holy virgin type.

...Again. I promise you it makes sense in context. I'll sexualize my religious trauma as much as I want tyvm lmfao 😂

ANYWAY. The first time Galvatron meets Orion it's hate at first sight: via several little misunderstandings he thinks Orion is an invader in the Temple trying to hurt his only child and kinda goes ballistic. Even after everything has settled down and he's knows Megatron is safe, he still despises him. He wants the little upstart to stay far, far away from his baby. Wants everyone to stay away from his baby, really. No one is safe. No one can be trusted. It takes a long, long time for him to be even slightly ok with Orion's presence, and even longer for him to accept it when a relationship does bloom between them.

Terminus, on the other servo, quietly adores Orion. Megatronus really only has one friend growing up in the Temple: the only son of a rather religious Senator, little Shockwave. But he can't visit often so their boy rarely gets to speak with peers his age, and it makes him happy to see Megatronus interacting with another youngling. Orion is polite and sweet and genuinely a good kid, seeing them spend time together warms his old spark. He's really not at all surprised when Orion presents his first courting gift, and gives the young mech his blessing to pursue his only child.

Timeline 6 diverges pretty late and much of TL5's canon carries over. This timeline split comes when they're already married adults, so there's no change there

Timeline 7 is just. Universal oblivion: there is no more universe. So uh... moot point

I hope you enjoyed this! I hope I answered your question ok. I know I didn't exactly touch on High Lord Protector stuff, but honestly it doesn't ever really crop up in Hindsight. I can say, independent of timelines and individual canons, they'd be very proud to see their son ascend to such a position, but would also be scared to death. That's such a big change, after all! And a dangerous position to take on 🥺 they worry about their baby

#hindsight au #megop #megatron #orion pax

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welcometojackass2022 · 2 years

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All the Jackass and CKY guys and whether or not I think I’d get along with them because I’m bored:

Johnny Knoxville:

I think we’d get along really well but probably not be super close. Like, his personality is way too outgoing and charming for us to not click, and I’d enjoy being around him, but I don’t think we’d be close enough to hang out alone together or to confide in each other about deep stuff. The thing we’d bond over most is music. Basically we’d be friends and make each other laugh and probably occasionally geek out over the Ramones together but he wouldn’t be considered one of my best friends by any sense of the word. If anything I’d probably be scared of getting a crush on him and I’d try to keep my distance lmfao. I’d follow him and like most of his Instagram posts and occasionally leave a vague but funny comment which he would only occasionally reply to.

Steve-O:

Maybe. He’s always seemed very nice and fun to be around but I think hanging out around early 2000s Steve-O would have tired me out too much and hanging out around current Steve-O would annoy me a little bit cuz he can come off as kind of condescending in some of his podcast episodes. People who know him seem to really like him though so maybe he’s really cool. Idk we’d have the type of relationship where we get along just fine when we’re around each other and occasionally crack jokes together or talk about Motley Crue, but we wouldn’t go out of our way to see each other or interact with each other. I’d follow him on Instagram but wouldn’t leave likes on his posts all that often.

Chris Pontius:

Personally I think Chris and I would be besties but maybe that’s just wishful thinking. We’d be the type of close friends where we don’t really talk about our feelings with each other or get super personal but we’re always SO happy to see each other and are super affectionate and always make each other laugh. There would be tons of photos of the two of us hugging cuz that’s what we’d do every time we saw each other. I can see us hanging out one-on-one to do something laid back like go bowling or go to an arcade, and we’d at least be close enough to spark dating rumors. We would follow each other on Instagram and would like each other’s posts all the time and always leave stupid or sweet comments.

Preston Lacy:

Preston is ICONIC but for some reason I don’t know if we’d be all that close. He seems very sweet and I think we’d get along just fine and have a professional relationship but I can’t see us being close friends or making plans together or even really having all that much to talk about. We’d follow each other on Instagram but would rarely like each other’s posts.

Wee Man:

Me and Wee Man would 100% get along so well. He’s so chill and fun to be around and I can see us hanging out together and just having a good type and hyping each other up during stunts. I feel like we’d have a secret handshake too. We’d follow each other on Instagram and like all of each other’s stuff and he’d comment the 🤙 emoji on most of my posts for seemingly no reason.

Dave England:

I adore Dave and he seems like such a sweetheart so I do think we’d get along great. I’d definitely try to make plans with him from time to time and he does a lot of fun videos with some of the guys on his YouTube channel so maybe him and I would do one of those together. We’d probably confide in each other from time to time and I’d go to him to talk a lot more than I’d go to most of the other guys. Honestly I’d probably try to hook up with him but to be fair he’s very pretty so can you blame me? Anyway we’d follow each other on Instagram and like each other’s stuff all the time. I feel like he wouldn’t comment on most of my stuff but I’d comment on all of his stuff like an annoying stalker.

Danger Ehren:

#1 BFF RIGHT HERE!! Me and Ehren would be close as FUCK and I’d definitely be the type to defend him when the other guys get a little too mean with him. I’d probably hang out with him a lot outside of filming Jackass and I can really see us being super close and me going to him to talk about my problems. He’s cute as a button man how could I resist him?? We’d follow each other on EVERYTHING and blow up each other’s posts with stupid comments.

Ryan Dunn:

Yes! I think I’d be close with Bam’s little group in general and Ryan was so chill and friendly and everyone who knew him always has nice things to say so I think him and I would get along great and he’d be a really good friend. I’d be hanging out with the group a lot so by default I’d be hanging out with him.

Bam Margera:

Oh boy…this one’s a doozy. Listen, I’m not even gonna try to sugarcoat this one: Bam and I would be SO toxic to each other. I’ve seen how Bam interacts with people who don’t bend to his ego and he can be very dickish and immature. If he tried pulling any of his crap on me, I’d definitely push back or retaliate, and then it would just keep going from there. Bam also has always had a thing against plus sized women, so as a plus sized woman I imagine he’d have something to say. We’d constantly be arguing and insulting each other and pushing each others buttons and half the time I’d wonder why I even hang out in his group when he’s such a dick but I’d just like hanging out with the other guys too much to stop coming around. He’d pull mean pranks on me, I’d call him a shrimp dicked little brat, he’d call me fat, we’d start throwing shit at each other, it would be a whole big thing. The tension would be kinda sexy though, can’t lie. Also I feel like the fact that I don’t act like a yes man and bow down and kiss his feet over everything would actually kind of be reassuring to him cuz he could come to me for opinions and know I’m not kissing his ass. We’d follow each other on Instagram but I think I would have stopped liking his posts in 2019 when shit got really weird for a while.

Dico:

I flip flop on this one. The side of me that’s realistic knows that him and I would probably get along just fine. We have very similar senses of humor and personality types, so unless I ended up being one of the people Dico hated for no reason, I think I’d get along with him well and we’d have plenty of laughs and maybe even do bits together in public or act alongside each other in haggard and minghags. The side of me that craves enemies to lovers however wants to believe that he’d randomly hate me for no reason and we’d have a secret relationship fueled by hatred and disdain. As soon as he puts that stupid Rut Ru wig on I’d start having a little crush on him. If him and I got along I like to think he’d keep in touch with me after leaving the spotlight.

Raab Himself:

Probably. He seems super lighthearted and funny and sweet so I think we’d get along really well and always be laughing about something. Even when he was, as he described himself, “annoying” as a younger teen I think I would have gotten along with him just fine. His shit fascination would have grossed me out a bit though. Idk how we’d interact on social media but I think I’d be invited on for an episode of the bathroom break podcast.

Rake Yohn:

I pray to god that him and I would be SUPER close if I knew him cuz Rake is so fucking cool and smart that it kills me. I’d wanna hear him rant about smart guy shit and I’d love to crack jokes with him and go on little adventures with him. He’s also really cute and I’d probably try to date him more than any other guy on this list. I’d follow him and like all of his stuff while leaving vaguely flirty comments (if he wasn’t married).

Brandon Novak:

Back in the day? Probably not. I know for a FACT he would have gotten on my nerves and would have tried to steal my wallet while I slept. Current Novak though? I think so. He seems really friendly and chill now. He’s super active on Instagram so we’d follow each other and poke fun about how out of control he used to be.

Joe Frantz:

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 (that means I would try to jump his bones at every available opportunity and would like every single one of his Instagram posts without fail). Nah but fr tho I think we’d get along great, he likes the same bands as me and has a cool comic book collection so I’d wanna be his friend so bad.

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