*gasps* I DIDN'T SAVE SPACE FOR MICHI!!!
MICHIIIIIIII!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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[Day 113]
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manifesting mumbo in the life series 2 days left manifesting this photo is real i took it its them teasing the life series manifesting
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being nonbinary in a world that refuses to acknowledge more than 2 genders is weird bc like. i've literally found myself thinking "what if i go on hormones so my parents misgender me but in a different way"
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Being a demolitions expert, Soap MacTavish has to be very good at math.
Which means he knows the exact mathematical equations for perfectly banging his cock into your pussy and this makes absolutely no sense but it made me laugh and I'm too tired to think or care otherwise.
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The Calamity Gang came sparkling into view!
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*runs up to doorbell and smacks it*
trick or treat!!!!
also have a lovely halloween, your brainstorm and percy make me very happy!!!
Last Trick or Treat for Halloween! (Sorry it's incredibly late :') I had to finish 2 assignments that were due tonight)
But also thank you! ^v^ <3 I quite enjoy making silly content of these two
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Redemption // Damnation
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Go read @barrenclan's comic right now immediately for some good tragic family!
Art trades and Commissions open, DM me if interested!
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Previous // Next
Oscar: Wanna come in?
Ivan: Nah, I better get to Tilda’s; I’ll take the car back in the morning.
Oscar: What’re you gonna do when he gets back?
Ivan: I don’t even know…
Oscar: I’ll meet you at the dealership tomorrow, okay? Come n’ think on it all for a bit-.. stay as long as you want.
Ivan: Alright.. thanks, bud.
…
[Wren screamed hoarsely, writhing away from Courtney’s attempts to soothe her]
Wren: I want papa!
Courtney: Wren, honey-.. he’ll be back by the time you wake up!
Wren: B-but I want him n-now.
Courtney: He’ll be back soo-…
[Courtney breathed a sigh of relief as a set of keys finally jangled at the front door]
[Oscar smiled ruefully, arching at brow at Courtney’s dishevelled form sprawled upon the rug]
Courtney: Christ-.. don’t ask.
Wren: [whimpering] Daddy!
Oscar: Heyy-.. what’re you doing up at this time, pal?!
[Oscar scooped Wren into his arms, wiping the tears from her puffy little face with his thumb]
Oscar: Awhh.. what’s up, honey?
Courtney: I think she’s got tonsilitis again.
Oscar: Yucky-.. open your mouth.
[Courtney rolled her eyes as Wren immediately and willingly cooperated with her father]
Wren: Ahhhh.
Oscar: Eugh-.. to the doctors with you, first thing!
Wren: Nuh.
Oscar: Yuh.
[Wren buried her face against Oscar’s chest, almost as though she could avoid the inevitable by doing so]
Courtney: How’d your little investigation go?
Oscar: Not good.
Courtney: Get the spare room ready not good?
Oscar: Yeah, I think so.
Courtney: Oh…
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