OF COURSE HE GOT THE CROWN AND CLEAVER TATTOOED ON HIS ASS WHERE ELSE WOULD MONTY PUT IT

Ah yes the three scandalous afflictions: gay, woman and anxious.

Imagine you’re a guy in the 1800s in his mid thirties, running a shipping business with your “business partner” who lives with you, and one day a completely random nineteen year old comes in and asks you were the other piece to the spyglass his mother left him when she died is, as you have one similar to it. You realize the nineteen year old is your younger brother who you haven’t seen for eighteen years, and he wants you to come with him to find your guy’s sister who lives in Morocco. Anyways let me tell you about my friend Monty.

Grief is rarely linear. […] Nor is it guaranteed to get easier with time.

Mackenzi Lee, The Nobleman's Guide to Scandal and Shipwrecks

eVeryone shut the fuck up i can't handle it over Monty telling Adrian he is good and brilliant and I'm in tears on the floor and I'm inconsolable

the barbie ken mugshot post? yeah that one. someone with talent should make that Monty and Felicity (and Adrian if they're feeling it)

The fact that Monty and Adrian had an entire conversation about Richard Peele but Adrian failed to mention that he punched him in the face is criminal

I think that in light of Our Flag Means Death consuming our collective consciousness, more people should be aware of the rollicking queer adventures of the Montague Siblings

Just bought the third today, but if it's even half as good as the first two then it should be an EXCELLENT, heartfelt, somewhat silly read.

The Nobleman’s guide to Scandal and Shipwrecks is the DEFINITION of found family that is actually family

I miss the Montague siblings

⚓Boat Media Tournament⚓

Round 2, match 12

Didn’t know The Nobleman’s Guide to Scandal and Shipwrecks would be a 14 hour perfect soppy therapy session epilogue to the other 2 books but I’m absolutely here for it

[ID: 2 arms with their hands clasped firmly together. The left arm is labelled “adrian’s anxiety”, and the right is labelled “monty’s trauma”. their clasped hands are labelled “gotta be able to see the door”. /end ID]

Books can be loud, if you know how to listen to them.

Mackenzi Lee, The Nobleman's Guide to Scandal and Shipwrecks

HE MADE HIMA FUCKINT FLOWER CROWN IM GOING TO CRY I LOVE THEM

Always remember the three G's of the Montague siblings:

[background fanart credit to @brittlestarry, idea inspired by this]