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rickybaby · 1 month
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visacashapprb: SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE AT THE BACK
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il-predestinato · 2 months
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If lestappen teammates the only reason they lost is because max was too busy staring at charles' ass to focus on the game
Although my deeply unserious lestappagenda wants to agree with you 🤭… the realist in me knows they lost because outside of racing, Max and Charles are two of the most unathletic losers we’ve ever seen. I mean have you seen them try to play football, basketball, [insert any sport that is not F1]?! 😭🙈
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The way I’ve seen some people complain that the Barbie movie is an attack on “men and masculinity”and then remembering that these were the SAME people who so willingly dismissed Trump’s absolutely vulgar and demeaning comments about and toward women as “locker room talk” sends me!
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r3d1ke · 9 months
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Can't make srs theories in a discord server for peck.
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brazilian-whalien52 · 10 months
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Biggest surprise of my adult live is learning people just do stuff, while I am a lazy ass
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parisofpeoplez · 3 years
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The day men came up with the idea of 'presentation' was the worst day in human history
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barb-aricyawp · 3 years
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hey bud, someone just added one of your fics to a collection and it's possible for collections to anonymize fics so i wasn't sure if that was something you wanted, just heads up/fyi
Oh damn! I didn’t know that. Thanks for the heads up.
If you were the person to add my fics to (a) collection(s), I’m sorry to rip them from you. Idk what I’m doing. I’m just a humble torture monger. 
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cosmospoons · 7 years
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u kno ur in need of a haircut when ur dad says u look like a medieval pageboy
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fuckawah · 8 years
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  just so everyone knows, i withdrew from physics and enrolled in health education as my third teaching subject, and my sex ed curriculum programming will be:
show them it follows show them teeth show them that scene from ghostbusters where kate mckinnon dances to rhythm of the night.
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transrightsjimin · 8 years
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jeongguk seems like such a nice kid
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edatingtherapist · 8 years
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72?!?! Wow I thought 37 was much but you are truly the winner
what can i say, i come from a family of movie addicts
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I refuse to feel guilty about spamming my blog with re-blogs from the one blog, so long as I'm following that blog.
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stronger-han · 9 years
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Things I learned today - December in a post office edition
It is my own personal fault that the postal service takes 3 weeks to get your parcels to the other side of the world at the busiest time of the year. I mean, it's not like there's an extra 100,000 items in the post system that also need processing.
Yes, it really does cost that much to courier it
No, I can't make it cheaper because you don't want to pay that much
It is also my own personal fault that there is a queue out the door and people have to stand in it to get their turn (did I not realise that people are in a rush? Am I doing this on purpose?)
No matter how many times I tell a person they can't pay by credit card for the car registration, they will still tell me they paid with it last time (n.b. you haven't been able to pay by credit for it in a post shop since about 1982, I can assure you that they did not, pay that way six months ago)
If I have to explain that I do not personally make these rules one more time, there's a very good chance I'm going to stab someone in the eyeball with a ballpoint pen.
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