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eri-lessthan3 · 11 months
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GUYS
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DO Y'ALL REMEMBER THIS ERA????
google en passant
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Google reaper leviathan
Holy ecological dead zone!
New leviathan class lifeform in the region
Actual stalker
Call the Cyclops!
Peeper goes on vacation, never comes back
Sunbeam sacrifice, anyone?
Ignite the Aurora!
Crashfish storm, incoming!
Prawn suit in the moonpool, plotting world domination
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eggothesquirrel · 11 months
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What do I do in this position? I'm white btw
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holy hell
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azzydoesstuff · 7 months
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Google forest petrification
Holy ruins!
New insanity just dropped
Actual depth worm
Call the Fuelweaver!
Tallbird goes on vacation, never comes back
Wortox sacrifice, anyone?
Ignite the base!
Hound wave, incoming!
WX-78 in the corner, plotting world domination
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Imagine Annabeth and Percy have a kid early, unplanned and it kinda fucks with their finances so Percy drops out of school to get a job so he can care for the kid and support Annabeth in school. At first he gets a job teaching kids sword fighting but then he hears about underwater welding which pays well because it’s dangerous but Percy is a child of the sea so it’s much less so for him. His boss is even willing to give him flexible hours which means Annabeth doesn’t have to take their kid to class anymore and they can actually afford daycare (why does is it the price of a mortgage nowadays???). A huge financial burden is lifted and Percy doesn’t mind the work so it’s good all the way around.
Fast forward to when Annabeth is done her masters in architecture and lands a job at a top firm. They’ve got savings and have Annabeth’s income to rely on. Percy heads back to school and finishes a degree in marine biology, going on to research some really niche topics like how underwater welding impacts the environment and shifting from there until he’s a well known expert in the field.
Just them finding their way. Supporting each other and landing on their feet no matter what
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llondonfog · 11 months
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let's make no mistake about it, i genuinely find lilia one of the most fascinating characters in twst— a 700 yr old fae who spent centuries as the most revered general of briar valley, confidant to the royal family, did an about-turn to fatherhood immediately upon finding an abandoned baby and now romps around a school campus with said son and the heir apparent to the draconia family pretending to be 680 years younger than he actually is???? fucking insane.
we know absolutely nothing about his own personal life; no immediate family to speak of (besides his adopted son), and we can safely assume they're no longer among the living. we have no idea what his own childhood was like, but i think we can extrapolate by the way that he initially raised silver that it wasn't conventional. were tensions always so high between fae and humans, did lilia simply grow up in a time where war was a common occurrence, that to serve in the briar valley army was the obvious path to take? we can only gather bits and pieces about his previous lifestyle from his card lines, and it would seem that his life prior to silver was a harsh one, with little to no time for personal amusement or exploration of interests.
and one doesn't just become a renown general fitting for the history books by simply leading an army for so many years— it's clear that he was so very good at it. did he too share the fae consensus that humans were not to be trusted, and if so, at what point did that begin to change? was it truly raising silver that altered his perspective? and more to that point, can we assume that he was truly looking for the boy as his new card title suggests? and if so, why? was it for silver's unique magic, did he really come from royalty, was he considered a threat to the draconias? does any of this have to do with the disappearance of malleus' parents so many centuries prior??
i'm so torn between the idea of lilia being instructed to find and raise silver for some greater purpose and over time, realizing how much he's grown to care and love the child, versus the idea of somehow this little baby being enough to give the fierce general pause, to take him in as his own. i also wonder if lilia even proclaimed himself as silver's father to begin with, or if that's simply a title silver gave him on his own and only then did the ramifications of what he meant to the boy truly sink in. it must have been such a shock, the realization that a human could look up at him with such pure love and think of him as a father— for what does he know of rearing a child, and a human one at that? lilia himself even admits this at countless points, and the more we learn of silver's childhood, the more clear it becomes that while the mutual affection is truly there, the understanding of how to properly care for another being of any kind is clearly lacking.
which is understandable when we think of lilia's past experiences— he was simply a guardian, a 'bodyguard' to an extent to malleus, and someone who intervened to provide the kind of life lessons and guidance that an absent father figure could no longer give. but he did not raise the prince, nor was he responsible for caring for him daily. if what we know so far is to be believed, there was little to no time of lilia's role as a general to his departure and caring for silver. for once in his life, he gets to taste the unfettered freedom of no longer shouldering the weight of a nation's protection, and to be frank, goes a little mad with it. it makes sense why he was cavorting around the world while leaving silver at home, he simply never got to enjoy these freedoms before and perhaps selfishly took advantage of that fact while neglecting the ramifications of leaving a child to care for itself (especially one with a narcoleptic condition).
(and even now he kind of seeks that familiar comfort of warfare— we see him gaming as a kind of warlord with idia, which makes sense that he was unable to fully part with that portion of his identity if it truly made up his entire persona for nearly 600 years.)
anyways all this to say that i have no doubt that lilia truly cares for silver. but i think there's something to be said for fae emotional differences, and that he massively underestimates or doesn't know how to acknowledge that silver loves him before even himself. that the things he does to his family (re halloween, his departure party) are ignorantly cruel at best. at the same time, how could you blame him? as a general and being accustomed to loss of life, what is the use of a long, drawn out goodbye? and to have spent the majority of his life in such a mindset, it's understandable, even if reprehensible, to apply this logic to silver, malleus, and sebek. on the flip side, how utterly fascinating how lilia seems to be fooling himself with these forced and abrupt goodbyes— he admits it himself that he fears becoming weak before his family, that vulnerability so at odds with the kind of power and strength he wielded for years.
i have absolutely no idea what the next part of ch7 will bring us, but i really cannot wait to explore more of lilia in his general years, at the height of his glory. and i really do hope that we get the truth of what we all know— his happiest dream, his sweetest memory, being that of when he found silver at last. how fitting would that be, especially for silver who had wept miserably to malleus about his failures to lilia as his son. how fitting to know that lilia does not see him in that way, that his happiest moment that he would choose to relive and dream is the one where he gathers up silver in his arms, and inevitably sets in motion his course to become his father.
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art-spren · 7 months
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the good news: I'm still here hi
the bad news: all I have to offer is this fucking sofa meme again
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desultory-novice · 15 days
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Sorry Noir, I'm the one who said Gooey could eat the fish. I didn't know it was for you
"...Eh, it's on brand for me. As long as he enjoyed it."
(I guess I could try using my powers on it to make another, but I've never done that for, like, food and living stuff. That was always more Adeleine's thing...)
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But trying once couldn't hurt, right? A test to see if you can still use your "gift" of materialization?
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((...Mom, Dad, I know that on the list of bad things I've done you're horrifically ashamed of me for, using the Power Most Dark to materialize a fish ranks really, really low, but still...))
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((...Also, you weren't REALLY watching from heaven during all that, were you? God... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I failed you and I failed myself and I'm such a...!!)
*POP*
"...Huh. Damn. It's just another fish bone..."
*POP**POP**POP**POP**POP**POP**POP**POP**POP*
"Uhhhh...?!"
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[BONUS?!]
If you wish, you can have an awkward teen in an ugly scarf send YOUR OC a perfect duplicate of this EXACT fish bone, because *SOMEONE* may have let his intrusive thoughts mess up his experiment and now has way, way too many.
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It only carries a mild Aura of Darkness.
[Noir's Field Trip Masterpost]
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turing-complete-mammal · 10 months
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holy hell
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izzy-c-illustration · 2 months
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Me looking at the new dndads episode (it's the s2 finale) in my podcast feed (I don't have time to listen now, I have to listen later and the wait is slowly killing me)
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Google apocalypse bird
Holy containment cell!
New abnormality just dropped
Actual mountain of smiling bodies
Call der Freischutz!
One Sin goes on vacation, never comes back
Nameless Fetus sacrifice, anyone?
Ignite the facility!
Purple midnight, incoming!
WhiteNight in the corner, plotting world domination
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hopkei · 1 month
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Keito x FINEBOYS
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reputayswift · 6 months
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vvayne · 6 months
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people (tiktokers lol) are throwing brittany broski under the bus for not "addressing" what's going on in palestine rn.......like what?!why are we asking this of influencers? why is it suddenly EVERYONES responsibility to *address* something? half the comments on a video she posted apologizing are like "well you should've said something anyway not everyone knows what's going on" WHY IS THAT A RANDOM INTERNET FUNNY PERSONS RESPONSIBILITY?!
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selchielesbian · 2 years
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i know pirating is frowned upon now (lame) but i miss when people would make fanmixes by illegally ripping music from youtube or limewire and upload it to a zip file for people to download, often times with custom cover art and track list. spotify fanmixes are so sad.
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