His sister .2
Larissa Weems x normie! reader
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NSFW, heavy smut, almost only smut, pwp, masturbation, fingering, cunnilingus, shapeshifting cock, dom! Larissa, sub! reader, mistress kink, reader being tied with Larissa's stockings, blind kink, breeding kink, usage of safe word, fluff towards the end, aftercare.
words count: 3.5k
A/N: I'm sorry it took me soooooo long to write, and also, I know I'm not the best at writing smut but I try, okay? (yes, writing some pwp wasn't the best idea but eh)
You had spent the afternoon thinking about her, without being able to touch her, without being able to look at her too much, since Philip was there. He had taken the afternoon off to show Larissa around the city. Your husband, his sister and you went to the museum, which he never took you to because he always told you to be on your own.
You spent the evening trying to be alone with Larissa.
Philip was faster than Larissa and you, which gave you time to try something. You couldn’t focus on the paintings anyway. While she was looking at one, you sat next to her, on the bench seat, your hand brushing hers. She did not take her eyes off the picture, and she did not move her hand, but a faint smile lit up her face. Butterflies swarmed in your stomach. She was so beautiful, her smile was so beautiful, and it was even more, knowing you were the one who caused it.
“Darling, you should at least pretend to look at the artworks…”
Lord, the pet name. She was driving you crazy.
“You are an artwork, Larissa,” you replied, fluttering your eyelashes.
She let out a slight chuckle and moved her hand to your thigh. You shivered when you felt her hand slowly finding a way under your skirt. Her fingers ran over your tights, and your skin tensed under the electrical touch.
“You little flirt, do I have to remind you that your husband is in the next room?”
She was still looking at Nero, looking at Roma burning in his golden frame, while playing with you, lingering her fingers closer and closer to your inner thigh, going back, drawing small circles on your knee, and then coming again on your inner thigh. You couldn’t help but hold your breath each time her fingers passed near your panties. Wet. Of course.
“I wish he wasn’t” you whispered, trying to hide the arousal in your voice.
“I do so, Love. I'm staying with you for the week, so please be patient.”
She removed her hand, and you clenched your legs together, trying to keep the feeling of her fingers on you. You watched her standing up, and bending down to your ear.
“Be a good girl and you’ll be rewarded.”
With that, she walked away, as if nothing just happened, leaving you as red as the Roman emperor’s toga on the painting.
That night, you tried to sleep, but every time you’d close your eyes, she was there, demanding you to be a good girl. You could still feel her hand on your thigh, and you wanted so much more. That was probably not what a good girl would do but… She would never know, would she? Your hands reached your breasts, and you massaged them, while an imaginary Larissa was kissing your neck, leaving imaginary red lips stains, and imaginary fingers were lingering on your thighs, drawing small circles closer and closer to your cunt. What if she left red marks on your thighs too? You opened your legs and imagined her in between, kissing them, licking them, slowly going up your shanks and thighs.
“Be a good girl for me, Darling,” she’d say.
“Yes, yes I’m a good girl” you whispered in your bed “Please, please fuck me.”
“So needy…”
Your hand went down your belly, and you circled your clit with your fingers, imagining Larissa's tongue doing this. Your other hand was still massaging your breast. You wanted to moan aloud, but your husband was right next to you, and you couldn’t risk waking him. So you continued, entering two fingers into your pussy. Your fingers moved inside you, almost automatically, as you knew what gave you pleasure. You wondered if she was thinking about you… Maybe she was touching herself like you were doing. Maybe she was moaning your name, in her room, legs spread, a hand between them.
Imagining her masturbating turned you even more on. You yearned to feel her soft pale skin under your hands, to grab her breast, to kiss her red lips, her neck, her belly. You wanted to be between those gorgeous legs, tasting her pussy while she’d bury her fingers into your hair, whining, moaning.
You desired to worship her divine body.
You woke up in the morning, much later than you usually did. The sun was not brushing the skin on your arm. The sunlight was already on the floor. You yawned and got up. A shirt put on, you went out of your room, only to notice Larissa was there, sitting on the couch in the living room. You blushed, remembering what you imagined last night, and realising you were entirely naked under your oversize shirt, while she was perfectly dressed and made up. But she hadn’t fixed her hair in her usual updo, and the silver locks were falling on her shoulders. It was… ethereal.
“Good morning, Larissa.”
“Good morning, Darling. Did you enjoy your night?”
Your face went even redder. Did she know? How?
“Uh…” you cleared your throat “Yes, I did, thank you, what about you? Did you sleep well?”
“Not really I’m afraid,” she said, grabbing the mug on the little table near the sofa.
“Oh, I’m sorry. Why did you have a bad night? Maybe I can help-”
“I never said I had a bad night, Dear. To be honest, it was pretty lovely, thinking about you.”
“Oh uh… ah!”
Had she… thought about you in THAT way? By the way, you had been thinking about her all night? You were bright red, remembering your night.
“Come on, sit with me.”
She put her hand on the couch, next to her.
“I’m- I get dressed and I-”
“No, you can stay in your shirt… I like the view.”
She wasn’t even trying to hide her look on your legs. You swallowed, seeing her blue eyes running up your legs. You tried to show her a confident smile and came to sit next to her. She put the mug back on the table and her hand came to your knee. It was warm. Your heart skipped a beat under her soft gaze.
“Philip told me he wouldn’t be there for lunch… that means we are alone all day.”
“Oh… uh, that’s cool”
You couldn’t focus on anything, her thumb brushing the skin on your thigh. Your whole body was warming, your heart was racing.
“Do you know what I was thinking about, tonight?”
Her hand travelled slowly to your inner thigh.
“Uh, no? I don’t?” You hated how shy you sounded.
“I was thinking about you, crying my name while I destroyed you.”
She moved her fingers closer and closer to your aching core. You let out a little whine and blushed, hearing it.
“Yes, quite like that, Darling.”
She caught your lips with hers, a hand on your chest to lay you on the couch. Her knee went between your legs, and her hands took your wrists.
Thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, went your heart against your ribcage.
You couldn’t believe you were under her, while two seconds before you were still standing. Her sapphire eyes stared at you, her smooth knee coming closer and closer to your pussy, moving the shirt up your legs, your cheeks, tickled by Larissa’s silver hair, warmed, and you bet they were bright red. As she deepened the kiss, a moan escaped from your throat. Her tongue brushed yours, and you buried your fingers into her locks. She only broke the kiss because you were breathless.
“Darling, I’m gonna destroy you. If at one point you want me to stop, say ‘red’, and I’ll stop at that very second, okay?”
You nodded, feeling the heat getting to your lower belly. ‘Destroy’ on her lips sounded good to your ears, and the way she said it, so calm, so still the way she’d say ‘I like tea’, made it sound even better. It was a fact. She was going to destroy you. And you were going to enjoy it.
“I want to hear you, dear. Is that okay?”
“O-okay,” you whispered
“I didn’t hear you.”
“Okay!”
“Good girl,” she purred, “now strip.”
You unbuttoned your shirt one by one. She was watching you, her pupil growing larger. It seemed to be too slow to her taste because she pushed your hands away to do it herself, almost ripping the fabric off… Her lips crashed onto yours, her hands massaged your naked breasts. Your cunt was dripping against her knee, and you bucked your hips to make it stimulate your clit. She stopped touching you.
“Pet, here I’m in command. You are not allowed to do anything. Understood?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, mistress.”
“Yes, mistress.”
“Good pet.”
She kissed your breasts, licking one of your nipples, sucking it. Her tongue on your skin was so soft. You whined in half pain, half pleasure when she nibbled your bosom. Your fingers dug into her back. She sucked your skin so hard you knew you would have dark red marks at these spots.
You wanted to touch her, as she touched you. You wanted to feel her soft skin, to taste it. Your hands went down her back and tried to slip under her skirt. Larissa sighed against your breasts.
“Don’t make me tie you, pet.”
“Was that supposed to be a threat?” you whispered while caressing her skin under the fabric.
She laughed, her lips against your skin, and her breath tickled you. She moved up your chest and neck, her lips brushing against you, ending near your ear and parting to murmur.
“Such a little slut who wants to be tied while I fuck her.”
“Yes, Mistress, I want to be tied while you fuck me, please!” you squealed
“A well-mannered slut, then.”
While sucking and licking your neck and your earlobe, she removed her skin tone stockings. Both of your hands were caught in her grasp and tied with one of her long socks. The other, she used it to fasten your wrists to the couch. You knew you could move, you could untie you. The stockings were elastic enough for you to go. But you didn’t want to. You wanted her to use you.
She directly spread your legs and put her head in between to kiss your thighs, making you shudder each time her lips met your skin. She gently nibbled it, and then her tongue drew a path to your cunt. She teased your folds with it, humming at the scent and taste of your arousal.
“You taste so good, pet”
You whined at the sound of her voice, and she chuckled.
“And you’re already so wet…”
She was right, she had barely touched you and you were already at the edge. She lapped your clit, and you whined at the sudden sensation. She smiled against your pussy, and you moaned at the waves of heat that went through your whole body. She grabbed your ass with her hands and teased your little bundle of nerves with her tongue. You let out sinful whines, much louder than you ever could imagine sounding. She hummed against your cunt and sucked your clit. You were squirming to try to feel as much pleasure as possible, to be in the best possible position. She tsked.
“Don’t move, pet.”
You immediately stopped, and she purred against your pussy,. Her tongue and lips tickled your clit again, and soon you knew you were about to come.
“M- Mistress I-”
“Wait, pet. I’ll tell you when you may come.”
She continued licking your clit, and you tried to hold. But it was almost hurting you, at this point.
“P- Please, ah, Mistress, please, let me…”
“Such a good girl, begging me like this… You may come, pet.”
And you came on your couch, Larissa’s head between your thighs. Your heart was hammering in your ears, and you slowly caught your breath. You began to move but she pinned you against the sofa.
“I’m not done with you, pet.”
You were still breathless, but your cunt didn’t care. It wanted Larissa again. You watched her unbutton her shirt.
“What’s that look for, pet?”
You closed your watering mouth.
“What look?”
“You look like you want to eat me up. Your turn will come, pet. But for now, let me take care of you.”
You stared at her chest, hidden by red _matching her lips_ and lace bras. She bent over you and placed her shirt on your face.
“Wha-”
“Relax, pet.”
She tied the sleeves behind your head. The texture of the fabric, the fabric you knew was on her skin just a moment before, was so soft on your cheeks. It now covered your eyes, you could only see a blue light passing through the blue shirt. You tried to guess where she was by watching the shadows passing on it. She was near, she was near your head, at the right of it. You felt her lips on your neck, once again. So she was right there. The fact you didn’t know exactly where she was scared you a little but also aroused you. Her hands wandering on your chest, her tongue lingering on your neck made you more and more needy for her. But what turned you on the most, was imagining she could do anything with you. You could never know what part of your body she was kissing next. Was it your breasts? No, your stomach. Then maybe your neck again? No, your lips.
She kissed your whole body like this, specifically avoiding the aching part between your legs. Then her fingers brushed against your belly. You gasped as her fingertips awoke in you hundreds of butterflies by simply touching your skin.
She parted your legs, by simply touching your ankles. She sat between them. One of her hands stayed on your ankle and passed under it. Now it slowly moved towards your calf and reached your popliteal fossa. She lifted it, high enough to place it on her shoulder. She lowered her hands lengthwise to your soft thigh and placed a kiss on your knee.
You sighed in pleasure as you understood she was going to fuck you again. Her fingertips teased your soaked folds, coating them with your arousal. She continued for a few seconds, and you whined.
"What's wrong, pet?" she innocently said.
"Please…"
"Please what? Pet, I can't guess what you want."
"I need you… inside me… Mistress, please."
She entered two fingers deep inside your drenched cunt and you squealed. She removed them and sank them, again and again, the rhythm clouding your mind. You moaned, covering the wet noises her fingers produced going in and out of your pussy.
"M…More," you whined, "Mistress, please."
Your walls fluttered around her phalanxes, and she crooked them inside you. You were so sensitive, she was already driving you near the edge. Her fingers twirled inside you, knowing exactly where your most sensitive spot was. She most definitely had had dozens and dozens of partners, she knew how to please a woman, and the idea of being one of these women turned you even more on. Your whole body was shaking, and you were sure the neighbour could hear your screams.
"Mistress I-"
She continued tickling you.
"Yes, pet?"
"I'm gonna… Please, let-let me come"
"Alright, pet, come on my fingers."
Something snapped inside you. The heat reached your whole body, and you let it out, moaning her name.
Her fingers left the place to an aching void in your cunt, and you heard a sucking noise, and then she hummed in delight. She was licking your arousal on her hand.
"I-I wish you had a strap-on right now," you panted out.
"Do you?" she asked, "do you want me to take you with my cock?"
"Yes…" you whispered.
She took your hand and led it to the soft skin of her stomach, and she lowered it. You first felt her lace panties _when did she have removed her skirt? You didn't know_ and then a lump between her legs.
"I don't need any strap-on, pet," she growled.
You let out a little cry of surprise.
"Want me to take you?"
"Y-yes, please."
"Mmmh, good pet," she purred.
You heard the sound of fabric slipping on skin, she was removing her panties. Then, you felt something hard and hot on your thigh, making you shudder. But she didn’t touch you more than that. You saw a shadow passing over you. She most likely was leaning over you, but you didn’t know why. Suddenly, your hands could move. They were still tied together, true, but they weren’t attached to the couch anymore. She placed her hands on your back and lifted it until you were sitting. Then her hands reached your waist, and she led you on her laps. You were still blinded by her shirt, you couldn’t see anything, but you felt her _hard_ dick against your inner thighs, and that you were coating it with your arousal. Your teeth sank into your lower lip at the touch of it. Your legs, on either side of her waist, tried to clench together, and you placed your still tied hands behind her head, your arms on either side of her neck. She approached your head, and her nipples brushed against the underside of your breasts. You rut your clit against her tip, stimulating you.
“Stop that, pet, I’m in command here,” She whispered in your ear.
"I'm sorry mistress," you squealed.
She growled and bit your neck licking your skin, sucking it. Her hardness against your inner thigh was unbearable at this point. You could feel the heat against your slit, and you wanted nothing but to feel it inside your slit.
“Please, take me.”
“So needy.”
She firmly grabbed your ass with one of her hands, and with the other, helped her cock enter in you. You hummed in delight, tilting your head back, exposing your neck to her, neck she willingly kissed and sucked as if it was nothing but a candy. You undulated against her, feeling her filling you. Her second hand took your ass, and she helped you engage the movement of rocking your hips against her.
“You feel so good around me, pet, so good…” she husked.
She buried her head in your breasts, her fingers dug into your hips. The slight pain you felt made you moan. She tightened her grip, and started pounding you on her laps. Your back arched even more _as if it was even possible_ making her hit the right spot each time.
“Fuck,” she moaned.
“Kiss me, aah, p-lease, k-kiss me,” you panted out.
She captured your lips with hers, they were wet. Your tongue brushed against hers, and you swallowed her moans as well as she swallowed your whines, that you released in the rhythm of your thighs clashing against her laps. Your arousal was dripping on her cock, that was filling every inch of you. The heat you felt in your lower belly seemed insatiable. You wanted it to go faster, so you accelerated the pounding, and she bit your lower lip.
“You like that, riding your husband’s sister’s dick, right?”
“Yes,” you almost cried, unashamed.
“I want to come inside you, pet”
Your legs were shaking. You wanted her to fill you with her cum, to make you hers. But it took a few seconds for your clouded mind to process things.
“Do it, please ”
She pressed you against her, your breasts crushed against her chest, her lips eating up your neck, she mumbled something you couldn’t understand, too busy moaning your own insanities and her name. She came inside you, and the feeling of her hot cum inside you brought you over the edge. You came too, a few seconds after her, crying.
You tried to catch your breath, and she kissed your shoulders.
“I-I can’t take it anymore,” you breathed out.
“Red?” she asked.
“Yes, red,” you replied.
She untied her shirt, and it fell before your eyes, revealing her head, her messy hair, her blown pupils. Your lips crashed on hers, and you removed your hands from the stockings that held them, breathing heavily.
“You did so good for me, darling,” she whispered against your lips, “now let’s clean you up.”
She helped you stand up, as your legs were weak.
“Do you want to… take a bath with me?” you asked.
“If you’re offering,” she kissed your nose.
You took her hand and walked to the bathroom, in which you filled the bathtub with hot water and a bit of this lemon perfume you liked. She entered the water and you laid against her, your head on her shoulder, your body between her legs. Her arms wrapped your waist, and you closed your eyes. She was so soft… She gently kissed your hair.
“Sorry, I couldn’t… continue.” you said.
“You have been perfect,” she replied, “It’s okay, and what you did is already a lot. Moreover, we have all week…”
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Bang Bang Bang Bang
Sub!V x FemDom!Reader
So we put on our eyeliner
And a bit of glitter dust
Life at night is always finer
Neon streets are full of lust
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I've started playing DMC recently and OMG I LOVE IT <33333
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You sit silently on the couch in the van, Lady wrapped all snug in her blanket next to you, her eyes avert to your wrists, a pretty bracelet wrapped around it. She grabs it and brings it closer to her face, "When did you get this?" Curiosity in her voice. "Oh, uh V gave it to me last night" you confessed.
She lifts her eyebrow at you. "Last night? But Nero told me you were out with him last night" "It's called lying, Lady" she sighs in response as she let's your wrist free.
The door slams open, a bloody Nero and V enter the van, both of their faces filled with tiredness, you stand up and rush towards V, a look of worry on your face. "Don't worry, I'm fine" he reassures you before you even get a word out.
You grab his arm and he winces from the pain. "Doesn't look like it" you snarl back. He lowly chuckles at you, you were very overprotective of him and he was fond of it, but sometimes you were a little too crazy for him.
"Move lovebirds, I just got something really cool!" Nico pushes the two of you apart as she heads inside her station, cooking up whatever disasterous masterpiece in there. You sigh as you drag V towards the couch, dragging the medkit out from underneath it.
You take the bandage and wrap it tightly around his arm. After finishing up your work, you put away the medkit and sit next to V, wrapping your arms around his uninjured one and leaning your head on his shoulder, slowly falling asleep.
| 5:34 PM |
Your eyes blink open as you feel around you, V nowhere to be found, you sit yourself up and rub your eyes, the silence of the van creeping you out.
Your ears ring uncomfortably as you stand up, almost tripping over your own feet, Jesus, what the hell happened while you were sleeping? Your ears stop ringing and the sound around you becoming clearer.
The sound of soft moans fill your ears immediately after, your eyes widen as you look behind you, V's hand being the only thing visible to you.
You slowly walk towards him, making sure to not make any noise, as you walk right next to him, a loud gasp escapes you, causing him to snap his head directly towards you.
"M-my l-love! I did-didn't know you would be awake s-so early" he whimpers as his thighs shake from his previous actions. You look down at his crotch and there he sat, no pants, no underwear, no nothing.
"W-what were you-" your sentence was cut-off as you realize what he was doing, you walk in front of him and spread his legs even further with your shoes.
He looks up at you in embarrassment as you eye the base of the dildo that's shoved up his ass, "Please" he says as he passes you a small remote, when did he get a hold of that? You put your thoughts aside as you grab the remote, a bunch of different numbers and buttons on it.
You press the highest number on the remote, V arches his back as a choked moan escapes him, without hesitation he starts bouncing up and down on the toy, high pitched moans leave his lips as his eyes roll into the back of his head. You lean against the counter next to you and watch your boyfriend lose himself in pleasure.
His brain is basically already mush as he starts speaking nonsense. "F-fuuuck, hAH! Hah, fuck, it-it's so g-good, pl-please more, g-give me more, please mommy"
He slips that name out by accident, not even crossing his mind as he only thinks about all the pleasure he's receiving from the toy. You stand there lost in thought as you think about the name he just called you.
Your fingers figet with the remote as you think about all the things you could do to him. You snap out of thought as V calls out to you. "P-please Mistress, let me cum? I p-promise I'll obey, I'll do anything! Just let me cum~"
His begs were slowly turning into babbles again as he rants on about you letting him cum, his words were then interrupted by yours. "Hmm, I dunno... Have you been a good boy lately?" You smirk at his figure becoming smaller from your question. "Ah! Hah~ y-yes, oh god, I've been su-such a good boy fo-for you-" His words were cut off as you step on his cock, a choked moan escaping him as his hand grips your shin, trying to pull you off him.
Your boot presses harder on his cock, forcing him to let go and attempt to grab the floor beneath him. His legs shook as you press even harder onto his cock. "Don't lie to me puppy, you've been a bad boy, and you know what happens to bad boys?" Your smirk growing even wider as his glossy eyes look a up at you. "B-bad boys get p-punished~" he hiccups as he tries to pull you off again to no avail.
"That's right! Bad boys do get punished! Stand up." You demand, he pulls himself off the dildo and tries to stand up, he falls back against the wall, oh well that's good enough. You gently bend him over the counter and spread his legs as wide as they can, you kneel down behind him and smack his plump ass, he yelps in pleasure as continue to mess with his sentive ass.
You spread his ass cheeks open to reveal his desperate hole. "Mi-misstress, what a-are you-" his sentence was cut off by your tongue entering his asshole, he whimpers as he feels your tongue inside him, this whole feeling was foreign to the poor boy. So feeling your tongue make work of him turned him on more than he liked.
He grabs the back of your head and forces you deeper inside him, he moans as he bucks his hips forwards. "Oh-oh! I'm go-gonna cum!" As soon as he said those words, you grabbed his hand and pulled your tongue out. That was the second times you've edged him. V basically falls limp on to the counter as his legs nearly give up on him.
You grab him again and push him against the wall, he moans as you grab his hair, you push his upper back more against the wall, forcing him to arch his back in an uncomfortable way. You push your own body against him and he smirks, but the smirk was quickly wiped off as you wrap a hand around his cock, your index finger messing with his sensitive tip. He cries out, panting as if he were a damn thirsty dog on a hot summer day.
You continue to stroke him up and down, not slowing your pace for even a moment, he tells you to slow down but you ignore him and continue to 'somehow' fuck his brains out without anything inside him. He grabs your lower thighs and slighty brushes the tip of his cock against the wall. "Hah! Haaah~ im- I'm gonna-" his sentence was shut by the fingers of your free hand gagging him.
He bucks his hips up as he, without warning, cums onto the wall, his moans gagged against your fingers, he blinks his eyes a couple of times only to realize... You're still going, oh shit.
| 7:54 PM |
You sit shotgun next to Nico as you look out the window, the cigarette in your hand nearly being forgotten as you think about the actions you did just now. You put out your cigarette and look back at V, who was resting his head in his palms as his legs shook violently. Lady looks at him with worrisome. "Oh don't worry! He's just a, uh, a bit shocked, that's all!" You smile at her as she slowly nods her head, unfortunately the puzzle in her head solving itself as the tone in your voice reveals everything.
Who knew V would've been dommed by a Sexy, 6'3 woman, oh Lady definitely wants a turn now.
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The many, many references of chapter XI of Dorian Gray
This chapter can come across as a bit of a long, boring list of stuff. That's partly because it is a long, boring list of stuff, as we see how shallow Dorian's life of collecting trinkets and misdeeds is, compared with his lofty ambitions to be some kind of thought-leader of his age.
But it's Wilde, so a lot of this chapter has references and connotations that might not be obvious.
the sordid room of the little ill-famed tavern near the docks
OK, this isn't particularly subtle given Wilde already tells us it's sordid and ill-famed. But it's probably not just a dodgy pub. Being near the docks implies that Dorian is hanging out with people in the lower classes, almost certainly including sex workers. I think there might also be a nudge-nudge wink-wink implication of homosexuality here - docks mean sailors, and the navy already had a reputation for homosexuality in Wilde's time.
Like Gautier, he was one for whom “the visible world existed.”
Théophile Gautier, a French writer, critic and defender of Romanticism. He was flamboyant, unconventional and had lots of affairs.
he might really become to the London of his own day what to imperial Neronian Rome the author of the Satyricon once had been
The author of the Satyricon is Petronius, a Roman courtier in the reign of Nero. He was dedicated to a life of pleasure and indulgence, and was an authority on questions of fashion and taste.
the materialistic doctrines of the Darwinismus movement in Germany
Darwinismus means proto-eugenics, essentially. You know, in case you needed any more reasons to dislike Dorian.
the one that Bernal Diaz saw when he went with Cortes into the Mexican temple, and of whose doleful sound he has left us so vivid a description
"They had an exceedingly large drum there, and when they beat it the sound of it was so dismal and like, so to say, an instrument of the infernal regions, that one could hear it a distance of two leagues, and they said that the skins it was covered with were of those great snakes."
Wouldn't say it was that vivid a description, to be honest.
appeared at a costume ball as Anne de Joyeuse, Admiral of France, in a dress covered with five hundred and sixty pearls
Despite how this sounds, Anne de Joyeuse was a man, and Dorian didn't go to the ball in drag. Anne de Joyeuse was probably one of Henry III's lovers. (This is the start of a theme developing).
Alexander, the Conqueror of Emathia
This is Alexander the Great. (The theme continues).
Lodge’s strange romance ‘A Margarite of America’
A 16th century romance about the love affair between a Peruvian prince and a Russian princess. With a lot of gory bits.
the Duke de Valentinois, son of Alexander VI
Otherwise known as Cesare Borgia, who inspired Machiavelli to write The Prince. There are all sorts of rumours about Cesare Borgia, ranging from having lots of mistresses (true) to gay relationships and incest with his sister (probably not true).
Charles of England had ridden in stirrups hung with four hundred and twenty-one diamonds
This is presumably Charles I rather than Charles II (who was also Charles of England). Historic Royal Palaces - the people who run the Tower of London, among others - have him on their list of LGBT+ monarchs. They highlight this painting, where he's gazing at George Villiers, who also shagged his dad:
Richard II had a coat, valued at thirty thousand marks, which was covered with balas rubies
Richard II, who was rumoured to have had an affair with Richard de Vere, Earl of Oxford.
Henry VIII
Who only had relationships with women, as far as history is aware.
The favourites of James I wore ear-rings of emeralds set in gold filigrane
Back on the theme again. James I was Charles I's dad, who had a secret passage built between his bedchamber and that of his favourite, George Villiers - the one in the picture up there ^. While most of the people on this list were only rumoured to have had gay relationships, no one really disputes it for James I.
Edward II gave to Piers Gaveston a suit of red-gold armour
That would be his lover, Piers Gaveston.
Henry II. wore jewelled gloves reaching to the elbow
Henry II, who was known to have shared a bed with William Marshal, the Earl of Pembroke. Which doesn't necessarily mean anything, but... you know. There's a theme.
Charles the Rash, the last Duke of Burgundy of his race
At this point I can't tell if Wilde is deliberately throwing in some misdirection, like the mention of Henry VIII, or if my Google-powers have failed me.
the mortuary cloth of King Chilperic
Oh hang on a tick. King Chilperic was a 6th century monarch who is known, among other things, for having strangled his wife. Just as Henry VIII had two of his wives executed. So the theme here is either queer relationships - or murdered women.
(We then of course get a series of notable historical figures who, so far as I can tell, don't have any connections to either of these things. Also this bit goes on for ages and this post is already very long, so I'm going to skip past them).
dreadful places near Blue Gate Fields
A slum area just north of the docks in East London. Known for opium dens, brothels and murders. Some people have suggested this is an allusion to Jack the Ripper, even a suggestion that Oscar Wilde knew who Jack the Ripper was, which I'm reasonably confident is nonsense.
brawling with foreign sailors in a low den in the distant parts of Whitechapel
So what I'm finding quite funny here is that all the dodgy and dissolute places that Wilde has Dorian go are literally just the same place.
Near the docks = East London, probably in the area of Whitechapel
Blue Gate Fields = Whitechapel
the distant parts of Whitechapel = that would be Whitechapel, then?
The very odd Jack the Ripper website I just read interprets Wilde's descriptions as meaning that he had some kind of hidden knowledge of London's underworld... just as the Ripper would have!! But to me this reads a lot more like Wilde was aware of one (1) suitably shady-sounding location and ran with it.
Here was Philip Herbert
That would be James I's lover, Philip Herbert. (What, you thought we were done with these?)
Sir Anthony Sherard
Is fictional, but...
the lover of Giovanna of Naples
Giovanna of Naples was a real person, who probably murdered her husband. (Nice to get some variety among the murdered spouses).
Lady Elizabeth Devereux
A Tudor noblewoman, known for a quite public affair.
George Willoughby... had been a macaroni of the eighteenth century, and the friend, in his youth, of Lord Ferrars
I can't find much on George Willoughby, but Lord Ferrers shot his steward, and is known as the last peer to have been hanged in England.
the second Lord Beckenham... he had led the orgies at Carlton House
Lord Beckenham is (I think) fictional; George IV, who held wild and extravagant parties at Carlton House, is not.
Tiberius, in a garden at Capri
Googling this brings up articles titled things like "The Scandalous Private Life of Tiberius Caesar". That makes it sound like the fun activities of consenting adults, but that's grossly misleading. The people involved were rumoured to be often neither consenting nor adults.
reading the shameful books of Elephantis
Elephantis was a Greek poet and physician who wrote a sex manual.
Caligula... Domitian... Elagabalus
Caligula was known for sex and murder. Domitian was known for censorship and control of public morals. Elagabalus was known for sexual promiscuity with men and women.
And that's the lot! For the last few paragraphs of the chapter, Wilde actually spells out the various misdeeds of the people he discusses (sex and murder, unsurprisingly), thus sparing me from Googling them.
Congratulations if you made it this far.
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