can someone tag me in that ‘a snake bited my peanus’ post i cant find it
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(x/x) patrick let me do that to you. please
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so for my friends birthday i got her this decorative plate:
and she was fucking thrilled with it
and she asked me to take a picture of her with it for her dating profiles
so i did
and then i photoshopped out a piece of spinach that had been stuck in her teeth in the picture
and she just told me yesterday that it has been a BIG hit w the ladies and practically tripled her response rate from women
and now i feel like a lesbian cyrano de bergerac
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"if herbert west is trans that means he named himself 'herbert.' who the fuck would name themselves herbert?" you fool. you buffoon. you absolute moron. do you really think the pretentious king of transmascs wouldn't choose a name in which the letters "hrt" appear in order? also what could possibly be more transmasc than having a name that is a perfect anagram of "hrt beer?"
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we need more masc girls in horror. I want to see a butch chase down ghostface and punch him so hard in his solar plexus he can’t breath. I want to see a giant muscular-slow-walking slasher woman chase the final girl through the woods while holding a butcher knife and wearing a carved mask. why aren’t we getting on this
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Is there any character from the cast Ren is willing to tolerate or maybe even starts some kind of friendship with them over time?
✦゜ANSWERED: Probably only River — but even then — it's extremely unlikely ^^; Ren genuinely doesn't have the ability nor capacity to feel empathy for anyone other than Angel, so any form of friendship would be strictly one-sided and doomed for failure T_T
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the tyrant and the bhaalspawn he scored
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Your Majesty I can assure you that the Admiralty's budget is used appropriately I promise
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nobody warned her about her girlfriends 600+ year old milfy mom. nobody warned her.
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anyone else realizing that Punishment and Forced Suffering does not Work for u? like anything where i just have to Grin and Bear it and Suffer (bc that's what "normal" ppl do) just ends up Not Happening. I don't do the Habit. i dont do the Task. ive spent my entire life Grinning and Bearing It and it just doesn't work anymore.
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my friend is playing 5 for the first time and I Have. To let you know that he just said daigo looks like lin manuel miranda's hamilton and I fell to my knees
i think the worst part about this ask......
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