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itshomobirb · 12 minutes
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Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) | Wow! Those are beautiful.
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itshomobirb · 35 minutes
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All of my in person sex work clients and the majority of the phone ones were more respectful and less traumatizing than the average Target shopper was when I worked there through six departments in two years
The one TRULY disrespectful and potentially dangerous irl client I've had doing sex work ended up getting his ass beat and getting booted without a refund. At Target, for an entire year, a child employee (16) was forced to hide in the breakroom any time one specific stalker came in looking for her. Management wouldn't ban him.
Just. Thinking about that sex work clients post. Yes, some of them say horrible things. No worse than any retail or call center customer. Ever.
When the pervy guy calls the hotel reservations line jerking off and moaning, my supervisor had a duty to keep him on the line and keep trying to book him even though he just hung up when he came after making her uncomfortable for 20 minutes. Phone sex averages $2/minute and you can hang up on anyone for any reason, they might just get a refund.
Why are sex work customers and clients seen as the inherent slimebags? When they're the ones exercising an understanding of consensual exchange of money and services within specific limitations. Not the multiple people who reached over my register to touch me when I was 18. Or the woman who told me I was everything wrong with the world and I should die bc we were out of soft pretzels when i was also 18. Nobody's ever said soulcrushing shit like that to me as a sex worker lmao, "ugly fat whore" is just facts
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itshomobirb · 2 hours
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itshomobirb · 3 hours
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Things I drew today that my chem teacher seemed interested in
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itshomobirb · 5 hours
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patch notes: you no longer feel guilt for actions and their consequences that were not your fault
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itshomobirb · 6 hours
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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
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itshomobirb · 7 hours
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I am joining funguary this year for the first time. Are you ready for some sapphic mushrooms? 😂
I will do one artwork for each week. If you also want to join funguary, you’ll find the prompts on @feefal instagram profile. 🍄
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itshomobirb · 9 hours
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itshomobirb · 10 hours
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what a fucking coward
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itshomobirb · 11 hours
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Love this professor Potato🥔🤓
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itshomobirb · 12 hours
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itshomobirb · 14 hours
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I stumbled across a photo (by Lindy Pollard) that fantastically mirrors a little dragon I drew a few years ago.... I can't get over this...
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itshomobirb · 15 hours
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Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing people really don’t like about lateness is that it seems like the other person doesn’t value their time, and since calling shows that you value their time, that leaves only the mild inconvenience of waiting a bit for them to deal with
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itshomobirb · 16 hours
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sexting inherently has some cringe built into it. we're horny through correspondence. foreplay by proxy
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itshomobirb · 16 hours
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Well...
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Unless it's Young Master doing the stepping, of course.
That's perfectly fine.
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itshomobirb · 16 hours
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Twitter thread by @SamAburime (@rainystudios)
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itshomobirb · 17 hours
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life is too short not to have power-imbalanced incestuous gay sex.
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