(Third film. After “ruby blue”. Back at the palace. Ben’s pacing back and forth in the war room, running his hands over his hair again and again, still trying to think of where Mal could be)
Ben: have the snowlem combed the island?
Elsa: twice.
Ben: could she have landed in Jamestown?
Cogsworth: I don’t think so sir.
Ben: have you been able to contact Uma in Arendelle?
Elsa: I’ve called my sister. From what she said. Uma’s in the palace chapel having a personal crisis. Again.
Ben: goddammit. Could somebody please find out just where the FUCK Evie is? Her sister is missing. She needs to give a shit right now. Her own feelings can go to hell for all I care and oh.
(He notices Mrs Potts silently kneeling next to Chip’s corpse. He approaches and kneels down next to her)
Ben (gently): Mrs Potts. I think it would best, for you, and....and for Chip, if I took you both up to the medical bay.
Mrs Potts (her voice barely audible through her grief): it’s okay sir. My boy and I are fine right here.
Ben (sympathetically): okay. If you’re sure.
(He conjures up a blanket and puts it around her shoulders then goes back to the table. And doubles over in pain)
Ben: Oh CHRIST THAT SMARTS!!!!
Belle (rushing over to him): Ben. Ben what’s wrong? Are you okay? What happened?
Ben: I’m fine. I’m just. Whew. Gotta go to the uh. Gotta go to the library for a minute.
Belle: I’ll go with you.
Ben: ummmm. No. Somehow. I don’t think this is gonna be a good time for a mother son field trip. Personal business. You know how it is.
Belle (not understanding at all whatsoever): yeah. Of course. Go ahead.
Elsa: hey Ben.
Ben: yeah?
Elsa: do whatever it takes to find her okay?
Ben: you know me. Nobody’s going to be safe from me until I find Mal.
(He teleports into the throne room)
Ben: alright. I got your message. It was painful. But I got it. Tell me where Mal please.
Ben’s Ego: hey honey.
Ben (smiling widely and going to hug her): hey. Um. Which one are you again? Fun. Realistic. Or boring?
Ego: realistic. The ego. If I was Superego I’d be wearing one of Evie’s creations. If I was Id I’d be a full sized talking dragon
Ben:....yeah that checks out.
Mal’s Id: you know it does.
Ben (blushing slightly): heheh. Hey.
Id: good news. I’ve found Mal.
Ben (immensely relieved): oh thank god.
Id: bad news. She’s at the bottom of the Mariana’d Trench.
Ego: oh shit.
Ben: so how do I get to he then?
Id: uh. You can’t. It’s like a worse version of what happened last year combined with the mind trap after she exorcised chad. She has to figure it out herself. Sorry hon.
Ben: why is it. That whenever Mal’s being dragged through horseshit I can never do anything to help her?!?!
Ego: Sod’s Law I’m afraid. Bad things happen. Story moves along. Eventually you’re wearing your crown skewwhiff as everyone’s bowing down to you and Mal at the closing of the final number.
Ben: heh?
Ego: oh. Sorry. Forgot to mention.
Id (jovially): we’re the narrators!
Ego: but unfortunately so is Maleficent.
Id: which is why your father showed up a few hours ago. She tried to manipulate the story into her favour.
Ben: oh. Okay.
Id: however. There is something you can do.
Ben: tell me.
Ego: watch over her.
(She conjures a huge mirror in front of Ben’s throne)
Ben: how? How do I do it?
Ego: just watch
(The image in the mirror turns into Mal falling slowly through darkness that gradually changes into a trippy tie dye background. When she wakes up she’s in a beautiful moonlit garden and once again wearing her Aurora inspired wedding dress. She sits up looking a little frazzled and takes note of what she’s wearing)
Mal: oh no. Not again. At least my subconscious knows what I li-
(She notices some movement out of the corner of her eye)
Voices around her: save yourself. Save yourself
Mal: oh this is getting creepy.
Ben: run sweetheart. Run.
(Mal starts running through the nearest corridor. Followed swiftly by similar shapes shadows)
Ben: what happens now? What do we do now? Tell me please. Because I’m completely fucking lost here.
Ego: hope that she realises what’s happening. And pray that she knows what to do.
(Mal’s run into a majestic looking ballroom. This is when “who do you think you are” happens. After the song. Ben flies to the ground and hugs Mal)
Mal: how did you get here?
Ben: mirrors.
Mal: ah.
Id: you two. Piss off.
(Blue and Green disappear)
Mal: what were those two in aid of exactly?
Id: showmanship?
Mal: I hate you sometimes.
Id (cloyingly): awwww. No you don’t.
(Mal sighs grumpily and turns to Ego)
Mal: I’m guessing she’s part of you then huh?
Ben: yup
Mal: is she your version of him or the doormat?
Ben: doormat. If she were my Id she’d be your dragon form.
Mal: hm. Makes sense.
Ben: they’re also the narrators of this story.
Mal: of course.
Ben: and unfortunately, so is Maleficent.
Mal: ah fuck.
Ego: sorry.
Mal: eh don’t worry. Not your fault. So. Since you’re the narrators. I’m guessing you know where I am
Id: it took us a while but yes. You’re unconscious.
Mal: I gathered that much yeah. But where am I?
Ego: at the bottom of the Mariana’s Trench.
Mal: what?
Ego: About 20 miles north of the islands barrier.
Mal: holy shit
(She grips Ben’s hand for support)
Ben: how does she get out-
Mal: how did this happen?
Id: you got cocky.
Mal: huh?
Id: Harry Hook is dead. Uma’s grief washed over the entire kingdom.
Mal: I got very, very happy.
Id: and therefore reckless. So yeah. Ya got cocky.
Mal: how do I get out of here this time?
Id and Ego: I got nothing.
Ben: well that’s helpful(.)
Id: like everything, my dear, the choice must be yours.
Ben: so so helpful(.)
Ego: I’m sorry we can’t be of more assistance. But your story has a fixed pace. And this is part of it. Ben and I have to leave now. But your Id will stay and guide you for as long as possible. Ben. Let’s go.
Ben: no. No way in hell.
Ego: Ben. Please. We need to go
Ben: no! I’m not leaving Mal again.
Mal: Ben. Ben look at me. Look at me Ben. I’ll be fine. Look at me. I’ll be fine.
Ben: we don’t know that.
Id: I’ll take care of her hon.
Ben (threateningly): you had better.
Id: ooooh. I like it when you get fiery. But in all seriousness. I will take care of her.
Ben: in all seriousness if you don’t. Then you’ll have me to answer to.
Id: honey. If I fail. Then you won’t have to worry about killing me. Because Mal will be dead.
Ego: Ben. Please. We need to go now.
Mal: I’ll be fine. It’s okay.
Ben: could you two give us a few minutes please.
Ego: I’ll be back in the throne room.
Id: I’ll be watching from an archway.
(After they’ve gone)
Ben: I’m not leaving you. I can’t. Not again
Mal: I don’t want you to go either. But sometimes we have to do things we don’t want to and-
Ben: it’s not just that.
Mal: hm?
Ben: it’s one thing to team up and help you. But I. I just. I don’t fully trust him to save you on his own.
Mal: are you. Are you jealous of my subconscious?
Ben (hesitantly): mmmmaybe....
(Mal bursts into giggles and glomps Ben)
Mal: awwww. I don’t think you’ve ever been jealous before.
Ben: so you’re not. You’re not mad?
Mal: why would I be mad? You’re so worried about me that you’re jealous of my own subconscious. It’s actually incredibly flattering.
Ben: well that’s kinda confusing.
Mal: wanna talk it out?
Ben: please?
(This is when “lay all your love on me” happens. After the song. Ego all but drags Ben out of the mirror and back into the throne room. All before he can properly say goodbye to Mal)
Ben (indignantly): what was that for?
Ego: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. But you can’t be in there right now. She has to do this herself.
Ben: that’s not fair
Ego: I know. I know it’s not fair. Nothing about any of this is fair. But this is how the story has to go.
(Back in side Mal’s subconscious)
Id: come along Mal.
Mal: to where?
Id: I have no idea....
Mal: oh that’s helpful(.)
Id: hallways!
Mal: what?
Id: hallways. Corridors. Such and such and the like.
Mal: you’re making even less sense than before.
Id: come with me.
(He grabs her hand and drags her out of the ballroom and into a corridor lined with handsome oaken doors bedecked in gold filigree with silver doorknobs)
Mal: this all looks way posher than last time.
Id: budget expansion.
Mal: if you say so.
Id: which door first.
Mal: I ain’t going in any of those.
Id: fine. I’ll choose. Let’s see
(He zaps Mal into the first door on her right. She finds herself at a table as the only member in the audience of a cabaret show)
Id: ladies and gentlemen. Nightmares and daydreams. Both corporeal and non-corporeal alike. May I present to you. The Heroes. Of Auradon.
(The stage floodlights boom into life and centre on Lonnie, Jane and Maddy dressed in 1910’s era cabaret girl costumes)
Mal: oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me
(This is when “more, more, more” happens. After the song. Stubbornly pushes Id’s shoulder)
Mal: what the HELL was that for?
Id: pppprrrrbbbb. Fun?
Mal: you said you’d help me get out of here.
Id: yah. But like always. You need to confront yourself first.
Mal: I hate it when that happens.
Id: yeah. So do I. Come with me.
Mal (stepping back a little bit): why?
Id: Mally. Chillax. I would never hurt you.
Mal: yeah. I know. But you’re kind of nuts at the best of times. And that’s when I’m NOT drowning. So just please. Let me deal with this. Okay?
Id: you and I both know that I can’t do that. Now. Let’s see what’s behind Door Number 98!
(The corridor zooms forward and Mal’s at a door with a large “98” emblazoned on it)
Mal: is this another traumatic cabaret what-have-you?
Id (truthfully): nope. Just a little pick me up for ya.
(Mal tentatively opens the door. Inside she finds her friends in a large checkerboard ballroom, dressed in black and white, dancing the quadrille)
Mal: nononono. No. Not again
Id: Mal. Listen to me. You have this massive support network but you trying to do stuff on your own. Now, granted, you actually do have to do this one particular thing on your own. But when you get out of here. You’re going to need everyone.
Mal: I. I. I have to get out of here.
(She heads to the door but Id stops her. This is when “firework” happens. After the song. Mal and Id leave the room)
Mal: that was. Actually not so bad.
Id: I have my way darl. So. Did you get the hidden message?
Mal: what?
Id: you know what to do. Go and do it.
Mal: I. I don’t know what you mean WOAH!!!!
(The corridor give a violent lurch to the left and a deluge of water comes barreling towards them. Mal’s only saved from being washed away by Id pulling her to safety against the wall)
Mal: what the fuck was that?
Id (panicking): nononononoNO!!!! This wasn’t supposed to happen. I thought she had more time. I thought she had more time.
Mal (starting to worry): more time? More time for what?
Id (gulping heavily): I’m so sorry sweetheart. Go right down to the end. You’ll find a giant library. Go through every book you can get your hands on. Get. The hell. Out of here. Please.
Mal: you’re not coming with me?
Id: I I can’t. I can’t. Not right now. I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry.
(He disappears leaving Mal alone in the sodden corridor. Back in the throne room. Id stumbles out of the mirror)
Ben: what’s happening? What was that water thing that just happened? Is Mal okay?
Id: Ben. Please. Not right now.
Ego: what do we need to do?
Id: you. You you need to get to Arendelle. Get Uma. She might be able to help
Ego: on it.
(She disappears. Leaving Id panicking and Ben even more confused than before)
Ben: what’s. Happening?
Id: she’s drowning. She’s drowning as we speak. And there’s nothing I can do. There’s nothing any of us MMPH!
(Bens walked to Id and kissed him fully on the mouth. And it last for a very revolving two minutes. After which Id is speechless)
Id: whaaaa....?!?!
Ben: sorry. I just needed you to calm down and I would never slap Mal without her permission so. Kissing it is.
Id: that wasn’t a very long like kiss.
Ben (confidently and smugly): why would I kiss Mal like king?
Id: good point. I just wasn’t expecting the uh
Ben: tongue?
Id: yup.
Ben: like I said. I don’t kiss Mal like a king. I kiss her like she’s my fiancée. Which she is.
Id: but I’m not
Ben: you’re Mal’s subconscious. Which makes you part of Mal. Ergo. You are Mal. Now! What is happening? Why did you send Ego to Arendelle?
Id: I think we might need Uma. She’s been in Mal’s subconscious before. She cares about Mal to an extent that doesn’t make her blind like you.
Ben: harsh.
Id: yah. She needs to be. I can’t hold her hand right now. Her Superego can’t do it either because he’ll just let her give in out of altruism. Uma can get her to fight. Her cousin can get her to fight. And that’s what we need right now.
(In Arendelle. Uma’s in the palace chapel trying to sort herself out)
Uma: I wouldn’t have been able to save him. I know that. Jas had me stuck to the wheel. I. I was forced him kill Harry. He just....stabbed him through the heart. And all I could do was watch. Of course then Harry stabbed him in HIS heart. So you know. Fair is fair. But....I can’t shake this feeling that. I could’ve stopped. I know I couldn’t have. But. I just. I feel like shit. And I. I want it to stop.
(In Mal’s subconscious. She’s making her way to the very end of the corridor. To be exact. She’s running at breakneck speed to the end of the corridor because another huge wall of water is making its way towards her. She just barely manages to dive through the final door as the tidal wave rushes past her. She lays there on floor, soaked to the bone and shivering)
Mal: I n-n-n-need to g-g-g-get o-o-o-out of h-h-h-here.
(Having enough of shivering. She lights herself on fire to get herself warm)
Mal: that’s better. You can go now.
(The fire disappears)
Mal: thank you. How the hell am I going to get out of here?
(Her Superego materialises out of thin air)
Superego: you know what needs to be done.
Mal: nope
Superego: you have to. There’s no other way.
Mal: are you stupid? I’m not gonna martyr myself. It’s not gonna happen.
Superego: what other choice is there? You’re already drowning. I don’t like this anymore than you do. Believe me. I don’t. But the fact remains that the only logical step
Mal: is letting myself drown?
Superego: yes. Unfortunately. Yes.
Mal: not happening. You’re part of my subconscious. You work for me. So tell me how to get out of here ALIVE!
Superego: I can’t.
(Mal squeaks and almost dissolves into tears before she steels herself)
Mal: I’m going to get out of here. With or without your help.
(In the chapel at Arendelle place)
Uma: it’s not working. Usually this works. Why isn’t it working? Why don’t I feel better? I just. I need an answer. That’s.
(Unbeknownst to her. Ben’s Ego silently, and invisibly, teleports in and makes an invisible mirror to Mal’s subconscious. Where Mal is trying to gather herself)
Mal: okay I just gotta. Psych myself up. That’s all. I gotta. I gotta. H-hunker down. And persevere. Oh who am I kidding. I have to do it alone.
(The screen splits in two down the middle. Mal on the left. Uma on the right)
Uma: I always do it alone.
Both: fat lot of good you are.
Mal: now what do I have to do....
Uma: I have no idea what to do....
(This is when “head above water” happens. After the song. Ben’s Ego uses magic to gently push Uma through the mirror and into Mal’s subconscious)
Uma: owwww
Mal (quickly drying her eyes): what the-what are you doing here?
Uma (standing up): evidently. Somebody wanted me to help you. Again
Mal: so that’s their plan.
Uma: whose plan?
Mal: my. My Id and Ben’s Ego. They’re um. They’re the ones who’re narrating the story. Along with Maleficent
Uma: oh that’s not good....
Mal: no. No it is not. Let’s go
(They leave the room and head into the sodden corridor, eventually finding a door with a large golden topiary on it)
Mal: hmmm....I wonder....
(She opens the door and they find themselves in a large park in the middle of an upper class Victorian tea party)
Uma: where are we?
Mal: A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte. One of my favourite paintings
Uma: I didn’t know you were into paintings?
Mal: I paint in my spare. Granted it’s nudes/still life of Ben. But still. You’ve seen my graffiti.
Uma: good point.
Mal: and besides. I don’t actually like A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte itself. I like the musical that’s based on it. Well. To be specific, I like a revival of the musical that’s based on this painting.
Uma (resigning herself to the inevitable): who was in it?
Mal (giddily): Jake Gyllenhaal. Beard and all.
Uma: what?
Mal: it’s set in the Victorian era. You take what you can get. Watch Downton Abbey. Pay attention to the Irish son in law. You’ll understand what I’m talking about. Now sit down. It’s time for tea.
Uma: I don’t drink tea.
Mal: ya do now. Huh. It’s changed our clothes.
(It’s true. They’re now wearing upper class Victorian dresses in their respective colours)
Mal: your hair looks better when it’s in braids. You don’t look right without em. Now sit.
Uma: thanks. I think. Blech! What the hell is this?
Mal: tea. Earl Grey specifically. It’s what Ben drinks.
Uma: well I prefer rum.
Mal: of course you do. You’re a pirate. Anyway. How’re you going to help me get out of here?
Uma: I really couldn’t tell you. I’ve got my own shit going on right now.
Mal: oh yeah. That’s why I’m here. Your grief wave made me cocky. Which is why I’m currently at the bottom of a trench at the bottom of the ocean.
Uma: ah. Right.
Mal: what can I say? My Id hates you.
Uma: you don’t need to tell me twice. I was there three months ago.
Mal: exactly. You helped me get of here once before. So you can help me do it again.
Uma: I don’t think that I can. But I know that you can.
Mal: whadya mean “you don’t think you can”?
Uma: oh god do I have to spell it out for you?
(This is when “for good” happens. After the song. The two cousins pass through the door. Only for Uma to end up back in Arendelle and Mal still in her own subconscious)
Mal: what the-
(The floor gives a violent lurch again causing Mal to fall on her face and slide backwards into the darkness)
Uma: oh shit.
(She teleports into the central living room)
Uma: I know where Mal is! She’s in a trench. The bottom of the ocean. In a trench.
Eric: the Mariana’s Trench? Isn’t that like. 20 miles south of the island of the lost?
Uma: okay. You’re new
Eric: oh yeah I’m Eric. Ariel’s husband. Melody’s father.
Uma: and that makes us....what exactly?
Eric: oh. Basically nothing. Cousins in law. I guess. But I am the one who ran Ursula through the first time.
Uma: thank you for that. It’s just a shame it didn’t stick.
Eric: well, yes. But if it had then you wouldn’t be here.
Uma: good point. Anyway. How do we get there?
Ariel: we can’t.
Uma: why not?
Ariel: we wouldn’t survive sweetheart. No merperson or cecaelia have been that deep into the ocean in. Millennia. I honestly think they how we got anglerfish
Uma: you’re not getting it. I have fucked up more times than I can even count. I need to help Ben. Otherwise. I’m done. The Vks. Are done.
Ariel: I don’t believe that. And I don’t think you do either.
Melody: and besides. All of us have fucked up one way or another.
Anna: I’m partially responsible for Arendelle being put through a Class Three Killstorm.
Ariel: I got my father turned into a polyp.
Melody: I almost drowned because of my own stupidity.
Uma: and what about you? What did you do?
Eric: I told you. I killed Ursula.
Uma: ah.
Ariel: anyway. There’s nothing we can do right now. So I suggest you get something to eat and then get a good nights sleep.
Uma: I’m not tired.
Melody: that’s how we know you need to go to sleep.
Ned: c’mon captain. I’ll show you the combos that work the best.
(Ned leads Uma away. Back in Auradon’s throne room. Ben’s still unraveling a little bit)
Belle: Ben you need to sleep. It’s been 24 hours.
Ben: I’ll sleep when Mal’s out of the trench
Persey: Mal’s in a trench?
(Something inside Ben snaps. He throws a knife at Persey and it pins them to the wall by their throat)
Belle: BEN!
Elsa: what the hell are you doing?!?!
Ben: you left her. You abandoned her. AND NOW LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENED?!??
(Persey struggles to answer. The only sound coming out of their mouth being blood filled gurgles)
Elsa: Ben. Let them go. This isn’t going to help Mal.
(Ben scowls but flicks the knife sideways out of Persey’s neck, making sure to make it hurt as much as possible, and dematerialises it in a puff of royal blue smoke. Persey breathes heavily and stands back up as the wound closes)
Persey: thanks Elsa.
(Ben rounds on them again and kicks them in the crotch)
Persey: mother....
Belle: BEN! I raised you to treat w-people better than this. Sorry your highness.
Persey: it’s fine belle. It’s fine. And um. Thank you for correcting yourself.
Belle: don’t mention it.
Hades (teleporting in): oh my god Persey are you ok?
Ben (seeing red again): YYYYYAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
(He gives Hades magically powered kick to the crotch causing the god to fall to his knees in pain)
Hades: mother of pearl that hurt.
Persey: are you okay now?
Ben: nope.
(His eyes glow royal blue and he force chokes Persey and Hades)
Belle (going full MomTM mode): BEN! This isn’t going to help anyone. Least of all Mal.
(Ben’s eyes return to normal and he releases the deity’s. But not before he bashes their heads together though)
Ben: can one of you summon Jay please? I’m still incredibly pissed off and there’s a massive chance I might “accidentally” bisect these two at the moment.
Elsa: sure.
(She clicks her fingers and Jay materialises out of thin air. His skin, hair and eyes are completely gold. And he’s holding a severed hyena head)
Elsa: Shenzi, Banzai or Ed?
Jay (returning to his regular form): no idea. But. The western sector of the forest is safe.
Elsa: well done?
Jay: awwww. Thanks. Now whaddya bring me here for and what are Perse and their jackass father doing here?
Elsa: they’re here to help us with something. And don’t bash their heads together. Or slash their throats. Or kick em between the legs. Ben’s already seen to that.
Ben (developing a MASSIVE slasher smile and turning his head Exorcist style to face Jay): I used my beast claws on Hades.
Hades: that explains the bleeding.
Jay: Mal’s missing isn’t she?
Elsa: how’d ya guess?
Jay: Ben’s going full psycho and her jackass father’s injured. Trust me. She’s missing. But you already know where is don’t you? Otherwise I wouldn’t be her?
Persey: damn he’s good.
Ben (his body cartoonishly spinning back to its usual place): of course he is. He’s Jay.
Jay: so. Whaddya need me for?
Elsa: Mal’s at the bottom of the Mariana’s Tremch. And stuck in her own mind. Harry’s death made her cocky. She’s trying to get out of there. But every so often it tilts and a wall of water hits her in the face.
Jay: so she’s drowning.
Elsa: yes.
Ben: I tried to help her but apparently I’m too close to the situation.
Jay: who told you that bullshit?
Ben: my Ego.
Jay: you’re really listening to your subconscious at a time like this?
Ben: she’s one of the narrators.
Jay: is she omniscient?
Ben:....Good point. What do we do?
Jay: Ben. Go through the mirror. Elsa. Grab the jackass and follow Ben. I’ll be there in a minute.
(The three go through the mirror and Jay turns to Persey and kneels down)
Jay: so uh. Why’d ya go?
Persey: my mother threw a coup. She needed our help. Im heir to Olympus now. My father’s king of the gods.
Jay: was it worth it?
Persey: my father controls the skies. Trust me. It was worth it.
Jay: okay. Get patched up. And pray Doug doesn’t get his hands on you. He’s far more ruthless than Ben is. And I mean that as a threat.
(Jay turns heel and jumps through the mirror)
Jay: so. Where is she?
Ben: at the end of the hall. At the door to the library.
Elsa: how can you tell?
Ben: we have the same magic. I can sense her. C’mon.
(He teleports them to Mal’s location. They find her curled up facing the wall. Having a full on panic attack. Ben starts rushing to her, but Elsa holds him)
Elsa: follow my lead. Mal. Sweetheart. It’s okay. We’re here. We’re all here.
Mal: I can’t do. It can’t do this anymore. I want it to stop. Please make it stop.
Elsa: I know it’s bad. But we’re here for you. And we’re not going anywhere.
Ben’s Ego: for now
Ben: what you saying?
Ego: I wasn’t wrong. You can encourage her. But you can’t fix this for her. This is something she has to do herself.
(This is when “you’ll be in my heart” happens. After the song. Everyone, except for Mal, is back in the throne room. Elsa rounds on Ben’s Ego)
Elsa: what the hell was that for?
Ego: I am so, so, so sorry. But you cannot be in there.
Elsa (seething): why?
Hades: she’s dying isn’t she?
Id: that’s usually what happens when someone’s drowning pops.
Hades: right. Goodbye everyone. And good luck.
(He heads off to the highest window)
Ben: and just where do you think you’re going?
Hades: to find my daughter. I’m a full god. I’m the king of the gods. I should be able to survive.
Ben: yeah well you don’t matter. Just make sure she gets out of there alive.
Hades: of course your highness.
Elsa: wait!
Hades: oh Christ Bernson. What is it now?
Elsa: where’s the ember?
Belle: Persey gave it to me. They said it might help.
Elsa: exactly. Find her. Find Mal. Find my daughter.
(She lobs the ember into the mirror and it skitters down to Mal)
Id (whispering in Ben’s ear): I told her to look for the spark inside of her and ignite it.
Ben: GRAB THE EMBER MAL!!!! GRAB THE EMBER AND NEVER LET IT GO!!!!
Jay: I’ve got the same advice. Just like. Half a rung less dramatic.
(Inside the mirror. Mal notices the ember landing in front of her. Still crying, she picks it up and immediately calms down)
Mal: who threw this?
Elsa: I did.
Mal: mom? Where are you?
Elsa: I’m in the throne room.
Mal: of course you are. Wait. Were you just in here?
Elsa: mhmm.
Mal: thank you for trying to help.
Elsa: I’m your mother. It’s what I do. Follow the ember. It’ll take you where you need to go.
Jay: are you sure this is going to work?
Elsa: something similar happened to me years ago. Only this time. I’m not going to let her get turned to ice.
Jay: that isn’t a yes.
Elsa: shush. Now. Everyone. Get out. This is between Mal and myself.
(She teleports everyone away and turns back to the mirror)
Elsa: I don’t know how that stone works exactly. But with luck. I can help you use it to lead you back to the surface. Are you eady?
Mal: yes. Only
Elsa: only what?
Mal: are you really sure this will work?
Elsa: I really. Really hope so.
Mal: then let’s begin.
(This is when “show yourself” happens. After the song. Mal is inches from the mirrors surface. Which is when 1000 gallons of water crashes down upon her and washes her away shattering the mirror in the process)
Elsa: no. Nono. NOOOO!!!!
(The mirror bursts into millions of pieces. Showering her in shards)
Ben (storming in followed by Belle and Jay): WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
Elsa: I’m so sorry. It didn’t work.
Ben: well that much is obvious you stupid
Belle (sharply): BEN!
Jay: he’s stressed and he’s scared. We all are. Don’t hold it against him. Now. What do we do next?
Elsa: I don’t know. I just don’t know.
(Back in Mal’s subconscious. She’s just washed up in another grand entrance hall)
Id: I’m so sorry hon.
Mal: why didn’t it work?
Id: I don’t know.
Mal: this isn’t going to end happily is it?
Id: I hope so. But again. I don’t know.
Mal: I don’t even care anymore. I just want it to end.
Id: you don’t mean that.
Mal: the hell I don’t. Face it. Every time I try to get out of here I just end up further away from the exit. The mirror is shattered. There’s no. Way. Out. I’m Done. I’m done.
Id: I don’t believe that. Not for a second. You just need. You just need some encouragement.
(He clicks his fingers and they’re on a landing overlooking a grand stage. On it stand Green Mal who’s hunched over, and apparitions of Jay, Carlos and Evie who are made to look like gargoyles)
Mal: what the hell is this supposed to be?
Id: do you remember this?
Mal: another thing for the showcase we did?
Id: yup. Wanna watch?
Mal: do I have a choice?
Id: nope. Let’s watch.
(This is when “made of stone” happens. After the song. Mal lands in Ben’s arms with Jay right next to her)
Mal: how did you two get back in here?
Ben: sheer force of will.
Jay: Ben summoned his Id and she made a new mirror with her dragon fire.
Ben: like I said. Sheer force of will. Now. What do you need us to do?
Mal (getting down from Ben’s arms): I uh. I don’t know. I don’t know. Everything I try just ends up ending me further down and I just don’t know what to do.
Ben: maybe the library can help.
Jay: the what?
Ben: the library. Mal, you love reading.
Mal: yeah. I mean. It’s one of the only places I can actually sleep at. Besides under your arm of course
Ben (brightly): of course! C’mon then.
(What proceeds is a time lapse montage of Ben, Mal and Jay rifling through every single books they can find, looking for a way for Mal to get out of her subconscious. Eventually. Mal finds it)
Mal: no. NonononononoNO!!!!
(She throws the book away, hurls the desk into the door and collapses onto a squatting position. Jay summons the book towards him and searches for the correct page)
Jay (resignedly): ahhhh. Crap.
Ben (hopeful): what is it? What did you guys find? Is there. Is there a way for Mal to get out of here?
Jay: yeah. Except um. It’s not a. It’s not a good way. But it’s basically the only way.
Ben: what?
Mal: I have to um. Drink that potion from the book. Annnnd it’ll kill me. But it will get me out of the Trench.
Ben’s Ego (on the verge of tears): we are so, so sorry
Ben: go. Away.
Jay: Ben. C’mon.
Ben: get. Her. OUT OF HERE!!!!
Jay: I think it’d be best if you did go.
Ego: we did not want this to happen. None of us did.
Jay: I know. We’ll be okay. I just gotta. Take care of these two you know. Go back to your narration. We’ll be fine.
(Ego bows to the three of them and disappears)
Jay: it says here. That the subject, I guess it means you, can choose someone to be with them when they drink. Probably for transport. And you’ve got two of us. So you’ll have to choose.
Mal: I can’t. Don’t make me.
Jay: okay. I get it.
(He walks over to Mal and Ben and crouches down next to them. This is when “demons” happens. After the song. Ben and Mal are making their way to the table)
Mal: wait stop!
Ben: you okay?
Mal: yeah just. Do I have to do this right now? Or do we have some time?
Ben: yeah. Yeah we got time.
(Mal lays down on the floor. This is when “chasing cars” happens. After the song. Mal looks to her right. Only to see that Ben’s disappeared. She gets up and faces her Id)
Mal: it’s time isn’t it?
Id: I’m so sorry sweetheart.
(Back in the war room. Ben’s looking the sanded remains of the mirror)
Jay: what do we do now?
(Ben doesn’t answer)
Jay: Ben! What. Do we do?
(Ben turns and starts pacing around the table)
Ben: Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Jay: oh god seriously. Now? You’re really saying this now?
Belle: what’s he doing?
Jay (completely and utterly unimpressed with Ben’s escapades): quoting doctor who.
Ben: Night will fall and drown the sun. When a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall, and the dark will rise. When a good man goes to war. Demons run, but count the cost. The battle's won, but the child is lost. When a good man goes to war.
Belle: it’s a bit dark isn’t it?
Jay: Belle not now. Ben. Why are you saying this?
Ben: find Carlos. Go to Arendelle. Fetch Uma and Ned. Get back here. You have until midday tomorrow.
Jay: what? Wait. Where are you going?
Ben: to find my fiancé.
(And with that he’s gone. Back in Mal’s subconscious. She’s standing at the table, facing a giant portrait of Hades. In front of her is the book with the potion laying of inside it)
Mal: so I just, uh, drink it and it’ll, um, kill me? Yeah?
Id: yes.
Mal: why is uh. Why is that there?
Id: something to direct your final statement at.
Mal: I get a final statement?
Id: yes.
Mal: oh. Okay. Um. How do I do it?
Id: just say the first thing that pops into your head.
Mal: right. Okay. Um.
(This is when “Gethsemane” happens)
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