autumnbrambleagain
Autumn's back, tell a friend
Hi, I'm Autumn Bramble. I'm a giant cotton doll thing, a weird fae gremlin, or a series of jackasses. Pronouns are they/them(plural(unironically)) or it/that. Gender is a lie and my body has been cutomized like a racecar.
MBTI? Hoggswarts house? DnD alignment? Fuck that. I'm Riverclan and Plague Flight.
Tempus Fidgets is my sister.
Briar is my daughter.
Chaos is my son.
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the contrast between how there are two pieces of internet media that did "what is it like to be immortal? what would the genuine joy of it be, and how would it be an ontological nightmare?"
that the internet put out two incredible pieces of high quality media dealing with this topic,
and one is a mixed-media story about space probes watching football,
and the other is a porn game with every Unspeakable Fetish,
and for the fucking life of me i can't be sure which one did it better
i can't decide and sometimes i think 17776 still comes out the loser in comparison to paraphore and how hard it makes it to recommend to people to play paraphore despite, in my literal expert opinion (have a degree (graduate)), it being one of the better works of new literature ive ever experienced
and im' rereading 17776/20020 and it's just making me want to go through paraphore again
#like you can't extract the Unspeakable Fetishes from paraphore because it's also a game examining what it means to have Unspeakable Fetishes#which is something almost no media actually ever dares to do
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unironically i keep saying this, they stand on their heels plantigrade style but that's because it's how their body is shaped. they still gonna skidaddle on their toes.
if you're making furries you can make rabbits ditigirade because if you have them stand on their heels they're going to look weird as hell standing on feet as long as their thighs.
watch a rabbit walk on its hindlegs and it's all toes baybey
Rabbits are plantigrade, never stand on their toes and move by hopping.
-Rabbits not giving a shit about your laws of science:
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so i get her phase 1 down perfectly already, it's not really that bad, it's honestly one of my favorite souls fights. it's FUNNY because it's absolutely unyielding and forces you to fight a certain way but it's great
phase 2 starts, she rot blooms me with perfect tracking and instantly kills me
like i GET IT. it's a joke boss. it's fucking hilarious i don't know why other people don't get this. this is literally supposed to be funny
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no
i get it
it's a shitpost
it's bad on purpose
haligtree is just every obnoxious enemy in the worst configurations they can get
malenia heals after every hit, and she has an instant-kill attack
it's a joke
everyone getting upset about haligtree and how hard malenia is is missing the point
it's a joke
this is a joke area making fun of fromsoft games and dark souls in general
i get it! i fucking get it this is hilarious
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we're really doing another ulcerated tree spirit (reused dark souls 3 enemy) in another puddle of rot (third time)
definitely the best in the series
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See, it's the nonsense of "Hey there's like 5 royal revenants down here :3 did you equip a range heal spell? no? okay. these guys do 90% of your health with each hit, btw! have fun!"
and. that isn't. CHALLENGING it's just. okay. now i have to go back and equip a heal spell to kill THEM now. ok.
i kinda LIKE the haligtree but it keeps doing this. it's miquella's recycled enemy emporium.
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elden ring's biggest flaw is it didn't take the farron greatsword and ringed knight greatsword movesets and just double down on it
the enemies do 10 hit combo mega backflip dance attacks let us do it to
just give in
let us do it
at least dark souls 2 had weapon animations that weren't "throwing the weapon in an arc as hard as you can without any regard for technique or control" like
it looked like you knew how to use your weapons in dark souls 2
there's like ONE weapon that keeps that moveset with the two handed sword in ER and everything else is just
oogabooga me have sharp metal me swing hard
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ds2 had the best pvp (awesome covenants (RATS4LIFE) and most diverse build options) coupled with the dumbest fucking systems ever (soul memory, no permanent red eye so I couldn't bully new players as easily (elden ring doesn't let you bully new players at all really, making it the worst dark souls))
liike really a fight arena with a leonine misbegotten and three adds AND miranda barrage snipers you have to clear before you can even do them
it's not hard it's obnoxious
you people all called dark souls 2 awful for the shrine of amana but you love this?
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i'm taken every time at how DTF this gator is
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yeah i wanna stress i'm never like "oh man this is too hard" it's just
some of the arrangements are just Not Fun for me really
like the area with 2 miranda flowers on a different level bombarding you while a bunch of misbegotten are like waiting to ambush you when you try to take out the leonine misbegotten, like yeah no i see the trap i know how to defuse this trap
it's just tedious it's like you know
autumn sighed as it unsheathed its katana dual greatswords and started breathing rot on everything
i run into a lot of things in ER people shit on DKS2 for having and above all else it's like. how were you all saying dks2 was bad but elden ring is the best game that ever came out in human history man the armor doesn't even CLINK when you walk in it i don't CLATTER like a cascade of rattling metal anymore what the fuck 0/10
liike really a fight arena with a leonine misbegotten and three adds AND miranda barrage snipers you have to clear before you can even do them
it's not hard it's obnoxious
you people all called dark souls 2 awful for the shrine of amana but you love this?
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liike really a fight arena with a leonine misbegotten and three adds AND miranda barrage snipers you have to clear before you can even do them
it's not hard it's obnoxious
you people all called dark souls 2 awful for the shrine of amana but you love this?
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first time making it to haligtree
it's VERY pretty but it's also basically "miquella's discount recycled enemy emporium (but they all do your entire health bar in one hit)"
guys, if you really wanted the game to feel l ike this, just get rid fo the health bar and give us platformer hearts. give me three hits. i can take three hits and then i die and just do that at this point. does every enemy need to do 85% of my health in a single hit, like. what even is this? this isn't hard this is just bad game design.
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remember when everyone was like "ughhh... dark souls 2 even re-used the ornstein as a boss... and you have to fight the dragonrider TWICE... what a bad game"
and then elden ring was like "we're even recycling plot bosses like godfrey and astel" and everyone went "holy shit this is the best game ever released"
idk maybe dark souls 2 actually is either the best souls game or elden ring is just as bad as dark souls 2 take a side already
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i'm a fucking champion at losing the hand parts of p-bandai kits somehow
they always just fall off, i WATCH them land, i WATCHED this hand part LAND in my LAP and then blink entirely out of existence
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i love websites like reddit and pinterest enacting the strictest possible controls to keep you from saving or linking images or videos of the content they've stolen from other places and uploaded to reddit or pinterest
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morning reblah
everyone coming out of the character creator and comparing their designs for Islands
some of them are going back into the character creator and refining their shape more
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everyone coming out of the character creator and comparing their designs for Islands
some of them are going back into the character creator and refining their shape more
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