No STOP, B15 being a doctor in New York- NEW YORK IN 2012??? Can you IMAGINE the conversation between her and LOKI if this was post Battle of New York?

hey guys psst hey guys psst hey guys psst hey guys psst

and yes it's a public one, not a patreon exclusive. it'll be posted either tomorrow if i get the art done in time or if not then it'll be the wednesday after. but i'm going to try my best to get the art done so it's up tomorrow.

(also the gender tags don't reflect the genitalia of the listener, it just changes the pet names to 'good boy' or 'good girl' or neither. no specific genitals mentioned on any of them. we t4trans-inclusive content over here.)

EDIT: it's done! check the most recent posts on my blog or do a lil search on my blog for astarion or look my youtube! there's also a direct link in the reblogs and replies to this post!

rediscovered this vine and couldn't resist

Is it just me or we barely have any tomarry heist au's??? Like, imagine them teaming up and breaking into places — Tom doing the planning/breaking in and Harry doing the stealing and making plans on his feet if they have any problems. Imagine, everyone is after them but no one knows who they are — and they are ALWAYS successful.

I know it’s a cut line but Victor comparing Benny’s name to “Bunny” is so condescending and makes so much more sense than calling him fancy pants like he does in game proper.

Victor is a creation of House and his personal spy bot for the Courier and inadvertently Benny. Knowing how patronizing House can be I can imagine it’s a hated in joke between House and Benny that whenever Benny asks too many questions or is being combative House would tell him to hop along and purposely mispronounce his name as “Bunny”. Him adding it to the more personalitied Securitrons is a petty thing he would do.

Bonus irritation on Benny’s part if you imagine he adopting the name Benny at House’s behest and now it’s being used to mock him.

White Blood, Red Teeth

a story where Luffy is constantly found by his friends having overdoses. It's a terrible behavior that started after Ace's death and everyone thinks it's a horrible coping method and finally gets together to admit him to a rehabilitation clinic. It's against his will, of course, so he resists and has withdrawal attacks and it's so bad that he goes on a hunger strike and loses a huge amount of weight and subsequently ends up with deteriorating health. A year and a half later, finally, after all this, the clinic considers him rehabilitated, although he is still underweight and doesn't eat as much as he should, but everyone is sure that Luffy will never look for drugs again. They are wrong and less than forty-eight hours after being released from the clinic, Zoro and Sanji find Luffy having another overdose in the bathroom of the apartment the three share. This time, the two decide to take a more aggressive approach and go after Luffy's drug dealer. Luffy is always talking about the guy, whom he calls Torao, who supposedly helped him cope with Ace's death. Whenever asked what he's on, Luffy responds "Torao's white blood", which Zoro and Sanji assume is the name of some homemade drug or something. Whatever it is, this Torao guy, is clearly taking advantage of Luffy's grief. to make a profit, so they stop at the drug dealer's address, almost knocking down the door, ready to give this guy 'Torao' a good beating and deliver him directly into the hands of Luffy's grandfather, a half-crazy police officer. They are surprised when the person who answers the door is a guy who goes by the name Penguin, who, strangely enough, lets them in easily after discovering that they are Luffy's friends. The house is nice, clean, airy, comfortable and cozy, everything you don't expect from a drug dealer's house. The place looks practically sterile in a hospital kind of way, which makes sense when they are finally introduced to the infamous Torao, a tall, malnourished guy who walks around on an IV. They confront 'Torao', who introduces himself as actually being Trafalgar Law, about the drugs he has been giving Luffy and the effects it has on their friend and, strangely, are surprised when: Law says he has never given drugs a Luffy and b: Law is surprised and then irritated when he is told about the "Toraos white blood" thing. Law then sighs and surprisingly takes off his shirt and displays his torso, covered in deep, fresh-looking bites, and proceeds to explain the craziest story of all time: Vampires are real and Luffy was turned into one the day Ace died. Law found him, injured and starving, and saved his life. He then explains that he is sick, his blood was infected from a young age with amber lead and he was living on borrowed time, so he had no qualms about feeding Luffy his blood. But they were both taken by surprise by the fact that, every time Luffy fed on him, his condition unexpectedly improved. But Law had no idea that his blood caused Luffy to overdose. He knew that there seemed to be a factor that made him somewhat dependent and Luffy was always lethargic in the first few minutes after feeding, but he never thought that his blood was acting as a drug for Luffy's undead organism. That's why in the year and a half that Luffy simply disappeared, Law, and his friends, simply thought that the vampire had gotten tired of helping Law and had left. They had been surprised when, last night, Luffy appeared out of nowhere on their doorstep and promptly attacked Law, feeding on him until Law was barely able to stay awake. Furthermore, in the time that Luffy was gone, Law's condition simply deteriorated terribly and he was practically convinced that he wouldn't make it until the end of the year. And now, they have to find a way to balance Luffy's feeding so that Law can survive, but in such a way that Luffy doesn't suffer side effects either. Everything becomes a mess when Robin, a mysterious friend of Zoro, gets involved, announcing that in fact, Law has been cursed by a witch.

I have an idea for the requesttober, could you make Scriabin like an endermen? I feel that Scriabin would be an endermen if he were in Minecraft's world

Day 11 - No eye contact >:(

Let ME interview GVF

the only willy wonka prequel I want is what prompted the weird hell boat ride. what happened so slightly eccentric timothee chalamet to make him turn into incredibly unhinged gene "not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing are the fires of Hell a-glowing? is the grisly Reaper mowing?" Wilder??

miminana!!! they love to give Satoru a hard time but he took this pic n its Suguru's lockscreen

ref

dear gods i adore horror tbh but i am way too sensitive to it

Okay, but what if there’s some small aspect of the collective consciousness of the force that took one look at Crosshair and decided he was such a miserable wet cat of a man that he wasn’t allowed to die? Not as a reward, and not as a punishment, but simply because they decided that he’s their blorbo and he’s so pathetic they want to see if he can ever turn things around.

(I don’t think that’s a thing—there’s theories I take as fact (Tech’s alive), theories I think are likely but not certain, theories that could be true but probably aren’t, crack theories, and then this, which falls into the category of “shit I made up for fun and jokey things”)

I hate being sick

All I wanna do it write my silly little dreamnoblade fanfiction while being wrapped in my silly little blanket and chatting with my silly little online friends but NAH

Did -

Did you just give me Fyodor?? Do I laugh or do I cry,help??? I personally don't see it although, I have noticed that the man has a preference for goofy/silly people. (Happy ENFP noises)

Also, fun fact! In canon, his favorite kind of people are those who have a good complexion, which I do. Huzzah for good genes!

Although I personally hc that he won't talk to you unless you're pretty 💀💀💀 It's so funny and petty, c'mon nowwww

As for height, I'm average, around 170 cm or 5'7. I can't remember how tall he is though.

Did you just give me Fyodor?? Do I laugh or do I cry,help??? I personally don't see it although, I have noticed that the man has a preference for goofy/silly people. (Happy ENFP noises)

I don't know either 😭😭😭 but absolutely on the goofy/silly people, he isn't with Nikolai without a reason lmao. Maybe you're not as "goofy/silly" but he'd still like your enthusiasm /srs

[*sits down* I'm 5'3... I probably cannot reach this man...-]

I'm still damn sure that you'd pull him. Can't change my mind, I'm sure you're someone who he'd think is worthy of his time 😤 whether that's a blessing or a curse, I'm afraid I still don't know

ignore how this makes no sense timeline wise uh pretend it's an au or smth. anyway found it in my files it's from like 2 years ago i thot it was kinda cute

because every piece of media has to have the characters form a band at some point, here's the gang's band, Wandering Dogs

cool band group picture. anyway, sharky is the frontman - he sings, and SOMEtimes plays piano. screwball plays lead guitar while juicebox does rhythm guitar; sometimes they switch. bubbles plays bass guitar, and hot-rod's on drums.

i dont know where canonically this comes in but i like to imagine them playing the songs i listen to while im in the car lmao