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I remember when I first started playing Stardew Valley, and genuinely thought it must be impossible to get a date for the first flower dance. Four hearts before spring 24th? Who could do that?
And now I regularly see YouTube videos pop up where people get married by day 17, or get married in three days with prep, and it’s like. Damn.
But even more surprising is the fact that on the playthrough I just started for the update, I managed to get two girls to four hearts before the flower dance. If only a younger me could see me now, achieving the impossible. I hope she’d be proud, even if it’s such a silly thing.
#stardew valley#it was Abigail and Haley#lowkey#my two favorite gals#which might be a hot take#but I care not#proud#younger me
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Representing mlm and wlw solidarity for @gallacrafts Theme 11! Happy pride, gays, theys, and super cool ally’s! 🌈🌈🌈
#I am so so late#everyday I disappoint Rhys#everyday I disappoint Leah#I’m so sorry y’all 😂#but in my defense?#no Gay I know is on time for ANYTHING#myself included 😔#anyway sandy and Debbie deserved more air time!!!#my two favorite boys#my two favorite gals#gallavich#sabbie#gallacrafts#theme 11#I’m fuckin gay#happy pride y’all!!!!
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PLEASEEEE more RainbowDash (no worries if not though I just love your design so much)
Omg I just saw this (Im barely on here) but yeah sure! I have quite a few RD doodles I haven’t posted
#my little pony#mlp#rainbowdash#yes that is Avatar Rd#I’m rewatching korra rn so I had to merge my two favorite gals#also mma fighter rd#tehehe#flutterdash#yesssirr#flutterbat#oh and mlp infection au rd#mlp infection au
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My stepfather, he wrote these space books … and I read one of ’em: The Planet Wyh, with the “H” at the end. And it was about this … android, I guess you call it, who … his master died, and he wandered the universe alone for two million years. And all he could say was, “I can help” ... but he couldn’t, or at least, he never did. But he kept on saying it: “I can help.” And he kept on failing. Which is, if I had to define it, the way I feel most days.
Carrie Coon as Gloria Burgle in Fargo, season three (2017)
#fargo#fargoedit#tvedit#televisongifs#fargo fx#fargo season 3#gloria burgle#*#season two is my favorite but as a robot gal myself she is very important to me
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Really enjoyed @ender-punk’s Demonic Warden designs, so I wanted to sketch one myself!
#minecraft warden#minecraft#minecraft art#ender punk#demon warden#Literally my two favorite things combined#Void I can’t believe u have done this to me#made a big gal with big teeth
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This is Shepard, she's my only transfem dragon, but she's also very special because...
She's a G1 with a twin sister!
#flight rising#flightrising#dragon share#fr g1#fr obelisk#not gonna pass up a chance to share these gals#two of my favorites#gotta be... top five at least
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“Hey I wanted to say __ but I didn’t want to stress you out (again.)”
“Hey no stress! All good!”
“…well GOOD because I have been stressing myself about that for (months) awhile. But if it’s all good it’s all good. (I can tell my anxiety to shadduuuup about it if I know that directly.)”
[continues to resist the urge to send bird and cat memes and music covers]
(Wait until y’all actually feel comfortable talking without that Wall of social anxiety specifically around eachother, Tiger. Don’t abuse the dms. Patience. You at least know he won’t run away from you again. He showed up to your party and wore the bandana you threw at him playfully, and apparently did pay attention to what patterns you wear on your nicer clothes despite him getting more avoidant than ever when you do. Tell the dopamine to CHILL and BREATHE. Ya know. Like ya promised.)
#tiger’s musings#social crap#socializing is haaaard you guuuuyyys…#but…yeah. his sister remembered the one (1) conversation we had and bought me fandom merch of my favorite character#and he…apparently got the gift bag and tissue paper and probably assembled it ‘cause of Who’s Handwriting on the giftbag from them both?!#and?! he matched the same ‘daisylike flowers + wildflowers on white background’ that I wear to church?!#(look it’s one of two (2) floral pattern I like: ‘dried’ flowers on white or daisies (with jewel tones)#(but who tf actually NOTICES stuff like that?! how long has he noticed that?! does that mean he likes my SEE? FEMME I GUESS style#(that I wear to church?! (when otherwise I’m a ‘color tanks/graphic tees with cargos or jeans/jorts’ sorta gal#(and he has seemed to find me more approachable when I Quirk It Up with a burgundy hat and denim jacket and the same pair of converse)#but…yeah. I don’t think I’ve /ever/ had someone notice /me/ with that much attention to detail instead of…my body.#it’s…kinda nice. to feel seen. and apparently liked. but not objectified. not salivated over#and for fuck’s sake I just turned 30 and he apparently helped everyone else set up big and shiny 30 decorations everywhere#so yEAH I am YOUR age (and actually 6 months older) even if…I still look 19 to 21 apparently (whyyyyyyy?!)#and…probably act much younger than I should ‘cause…egh. social trauma I’m literally in therapy for#but…yeah. I was ready to give up before that conversation#I’m digging in now. especially after that conversation + he and his sister picked out my gift at least a week prior
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I want to do something for Malleus and My Melody’s birthday since they both share the same date.
#brb going to plan this out and I want to get a mini cake#of them both#my two favorite gals celebrating their big day#delete
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spacie. i read TWO. i never knew what the bruisehouse crew was, or what your pfp was, and now that i do you arw COMPLETELY RIGHT i would DIE for kat shes so me-core
kat is so baby. shes so silly my blorbo oc. she stretches like taffy she smells like strawberry soap her favorite color is this specific shade of red: #88001C she hates peaches she loves her friends she fangirls over 3 huge hulking monsters cyrrhus calls their royal family she cant lie ta save her life she reads and writes fanfic she's been a skeleton every year for halloween since she was little she can recite several denver rexica speeches from memory
#she is#so. fucked.#spacie splains#oc: katherine quin#two talk#i saw ur other ask as well i will get ta it eventually sjfsfd#her favorite food is strawberry turnovers she had a goth phase (lukas was so proud)#she used ta b based on me but shes evolved so much as a character shes like. my daughter. she aint me bruh#like is this what parents feel like watching their kids grow up#she can talk abt rexica history for hours she plays the ukulele and the electric guitar#my strawberry gal#i have a strawberry lanyard from 5 below b/c i saw it and was like: Katherine Quin#she has 3 pet fish she has movie nights with her parents#i can keep going but i'll stop
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I MADE A THING FOR MY BEST CHARACTER
#the incident that split her and vira into two seperate people was. getting stuck on the nether roof#kind of that was just when vari became aware of it KINDA SHES NOT ACTUALLY?? but first encounter#because i got stuck on the nether roof fuck bedrock >:< /j#*slaps roof of car* this gal can fit so much lore#anyway they are my baby i love them#they arent my one and only though that place is taken by a character that. i physically forgot how to draw#talk talks#art#i get why people have a favorite tag now#also her ex gf thats not really an ex but not really her gf is my EX'S SKIN LUCK I STILL LOVE YOUR SONIC SHITPOSTS IN THE TBR SERVER AT 3 AM#vari is just me fr fr
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I headcanon that you have good taste in terrible garbage men.
That's just Canon, it might as well be the title of my Wiki
#Gal-Has-Good-Taste-in-Bad-Man Wiki#and also Women#I sigh longing at any villainous man sure but one look at a lady and i'm speechless and also in love#bad cartoon men and women are my two favorite flavors#ask me#headcanon
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I like to think that Karen and Daisy would either be bffs or hate each other. There is no inbetween.
#bones tv#bones tv show#karen delfs#daisy wick#i am leaning more towards bffs#i just wanna see my two favorite gals interact#the women on bones are sooooo special to me#giggling and twirling my hair
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me after finishing ep1 of gundam witch: GOD that was incredible but i cant get my hopes up too high, its only episode 1, who knows where the show will go from here it could be a huge disappointment, remember last season’s lesson of wonder egg priority turning out to be garbage, don’t get too attached yet.
me now a few days later: instructions unclear, have already gotten my hopes very high and will be devastated if the show disappoints me.
#gundam the witch from mercury#im just like#theres so much potential here#the prologue showed me some good classic gundam content and ep1 showed me an exciting new utena inspired direction the show could go#and if they manage to marry those two elements together well this show could be my new favorite gundam series of all time#i dont even care if it turns out to be just a decent gundam series as long as it keeps the focus on the two gals relationship
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i desperately need someone to make an edit of sujaya’s zoya nazyalensky and simone’s kate sharma to GUY.exe please please please
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i’ve been listening to/watching many (many, many) reactions to steven universe (because that’s what you do when you become newly obsessed with something. see what everyone else thinks about it and drive yourself mad) and it’s so interesting to see all the unique ways people tackle it and the common threads between them all.
there’s podcast recaps (pressure to over-analyze) vs youtube reactions (pressure to overreact). everyone knowing the show (yay) vs fans guiding newcomers (interesting) vs everybody being blind (often disastrous). don’t mind silly fun? they love the first season and amethyst’s character. told about how ~deep~ it gets and expecting only that? they love pearl and have to be dragged through the beginning. even how they chunk the episodes affects things—in watching episode-by-episode, people go the most mad as they try to squeeze meaning out of episodes they can’t yet appreciate until later (or are just. bad at analyses.). in chunks of two, people assume su will have much more horror after watching frybo and cat fingers back-to-back. and chunks of 5 are completely different too!
this only skims the surface. i can watch any episode of su and point out which jokes usually make people laugh, what people pick up on, and how their opinion of the situation reflects on whether they have mommy issues.
#steven universe#the ‘thats what you do’ comment was a joke ftr#i love seeing yt comments be filled with the same people btwn diff channels#bc i know they’re on my journey too!#the most popular one is s/orta stupid reacts bc they are quite intelligent and respectful#s/putnik’s spyglass is fun bc u can tell the reactor got truly invested!!#g/allifrey gals gets so emotional even at the ‘silly’ episodes they’re my favorite ;-;#s/pilling the milk is stupid humor. but they genuinely love the show and will defend it ALWAYS#(though it’s more apparent if you watch their uncut reactions and watch them wrangle twitch chat)#podcasts have been more disastrous for me.. the hyper-analysis format for newcomers not only sets up unfair expectations for the show#but also are almost always all over the place which is the podcasters’ decisions!!#they can talk about their personal lives! i’m listening to it all for free#(also it’s funny bc 99% of podcasters say how no one is watching them meanwhile im there. watching them.)#but it’s just not as enjoyable. also they tend to have really annoying opinions srry.#had to listen to two guys seriously discuss steven and amethyst as a ship. without mention of the age gap WTF?#and in another some guy said how ‘he can’t consider su best television if they keep having silly episodes’#acting all pretentious like know your genre smh#oh and podcasters tend to be guys so i have also listened to guys be like sadie and amethyst r so ugly :/#and ‘when will there be male gems i can’t relate to any of the characters if they’re all girls#oh there’s steven? he’s a fat kid though’#<-none of these are exaggerations it’s really painful#for podcasts i recommend ‘the b/its su podcast’! they’ve watched it all before and everyone’s queer so it’s all great :)#it’s still ongoing too#now i sound harsh on podcasts bc i don’t mention the bad yt reactions ive seen#(and i’ve seen them)#but idk there’s not many good reaction podcasts#now you may be reading this and think i’m writing wayy too much on the topic of reactions random ppl on the internet have for a show#and you’d be right. BUT i’m like those little kids that get frustrated when a movie has no interactability#i have to listen to people say the s1 finale was underwhelming as i scream in my head how they’re watching the wrong order bc h/bo max sucks#yes i have gone crazy. i truly mean it when i say i have watched and listened to SO MANY of these
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The Mean Girl Bully Reader x Nerd Loser Yandere story sparked another red flag reader idea I had 😈
Imagine a Bratty Female Reader x Well Mannered Wealthy Male Yandere. Unlike our favorite monster whore gal, and two-faced bully, this new reader insert is super vocal about her distaste in just about everything. Hardly anything is up to her “standards.” She not only complains, but whines too! 🥳
Then her poor beau weirdly loves her despite her horrid personality. I don’t know how, I’ll leave that part of imagining up to you, but there’s my request 🥺
I just like morally grey or blatant antagonistic readers. A lot of times, it’s more fun if the reader is attractive this way to a yandere, than having stereotypical good traits, like being compassionate or respectful 😔
So please, a Bratty Female Reader x Well Mannered Wealthy Male Yandere?
-👘
I was wondering if I should just incorporate this into the Yandere CEO draft I have, but I had this sudden idea for a downright shameless relationship between a beloved, well-respected politician and a perverted, needy brat of a Darling. (I don't like politicians but alas, I needed a high-stakes public profession for this)
Yandere! Politician x Bratty! Reader
Mr. Politician is a true rarity in his field of work: well-mannered, articulate, and most importantly, genuine in his dedication. He works tirelessly for change and improvement, earning the adoration of the people. There's only one exception to his loyalty: no country ever comes before his Darling. And what a demanding Darling you are...
Content: female reader, older yandere, NSFW, some exhibitionism
Many would describe their interactions with Mr. Politician as follows: he's disciplined, confident and resourceful. A natural born leader, you can tell within seconds of meeting him that he is a man to rely on. He's spent many years in the game, and nothing can shake him out of his signature calmness. He keeps everything in pristine order, and nothing escapes his scrutiny.
There is, however, one quirk only few select people know about. A detail no one dares to discuss. It is common knowledge that Mr. Politician has a partner, yet the particularities of it are kept private. His beloved is a much younger girl, rotten to the core. It is unclear how this pairing came to be; the day Mr. Politician won his place in his prestigious office, he showed up with the mysterious feminine figure at his side.
What's certain and obvious to all witnesses is that his vocabulary quickly discards any meaning of refusal whenever he's dealing with you. It almost feels like the man worships you. He's never alluded to being religious, most likely because that role's been taken already. His eyes soften whenever directed at you, gleaming with raw adoration.
Splurging on expensive things is a given. Money has never been an issue for someone of his status. In fact, it's a handy and convenient tool he frequently uses to dampen the damage of your tantrums.
"Disgusting", you spit between your teeth, pushing the plate away and crossing your arms. The renowned chef of the Michelin star restaurant can only stare in horror before Mr. Politician intervenes with a chuckle. "Not feeling it today, huh?", he coos at you with loving strokes. "May I ask that you bring everything else from the menu?" he says in a sterner voice to the employee. "E-everything, Sir?" the waitstaff questions. "Well, naturally. I can't let my Darling starve."
"I'm bored. Let's leave now", you mention bluntly, standing in front of the heavily ornate table with a huff. "Are you sure, Darling? It's an important meeting for the country", Mr. Politician tries to plead. Around him, the other men sit baffled, observing the outrageous exchange. "Now!" you conclude louder. Before anyone can protest, your boyfriend stands up obediently and reaches out for your hand. "Then allow me to guide you, love."
A paradox. His earnest work is put to a halt if you require anything from him. Somehow, he has until now managed to juggle the two with little effort, and to his credit, there have been many instances requiring nerves of steel. Such as you paying him an unannounced visit to the office, and disliking the fact he was unavailable due to a meeting. So, you marched over to the window and promptly flashed your chest against the glass. Everyone else was focused on the opposing whiteboard; he was the only one who immediately noticed your arrival. "As you can see, the expected result is irresistible", he continued with a professional smile, tapping the graph with a marker.
Everyone knows Mr. Politician is fervently devoted to his principles. Take his last public speech, for example. Knuckles white from gripping the podium, he'd nearly choked during an eloquent -but passionate - conclusion. His face was red, his jaw tightened. He needed a moment to recollect himself, and the public waited with bated breaths, visibly emotional. Of course, they couldn't tell the outrageous truth: that you were shamelessly kneeling at his feet, pumping and teasing his erection until, at last, he let go all over your face.
"I wanted to see if you'd stumble on your words", you explain afterwards, wiping the sticky liquid off with a damp cloth. "That would've been unpleasant", he responds with a shiver. "It was live on national television."
He does not seem too bothered by the potential risk of being caught. Truly, his nonchalance knows no bounds when it comes to you. Or perhaps it is part of the charm. There's something quite depraved yet tempting about this perpetual contrast.
To return your daring favor, he gently places you onto his desk and spreads your legs, leaving trails of kisses along the inner surface of your thigh. A quick glance down confirms his suspicions: your bare bottom lays on top of confidential, rather important documents he dutifully signed hours ago. How thrilling of a feeling! He already smiles in anticipation, picturing himself as he hands over the folder to the oblivious party. He's not breaking any rules, now, is he? Nowhere in the book of etiquette does it state you mustn't fuck your beloved on top of official papers.
You gaze at the disheveled face underneath you. "One day I'll get you in trouble", you blurt out between whines. "Me? Oh, Darling. You know I always have everything under control." He lifts himself up and gives you a quick, desperate kiss. "Including you."
#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere x darling#yandere headcanons#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#male yandere x reader#yandere politician#yandere smut#yandere oc#yandere oc x reader#male yandere#older yandere
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