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I think mercs screaming after backstab is a choice. They can withstand big amounts of pain without even flinching, yet decide to scream because of a sharp little knife in the back?
For example, here's a drastic difference between Spy and his colleagues when set on fire.
Or Medic doing THIS right before his death.
Or mercs taking a bullet after bullet in general.
So yeah, they scream not because of pain, but mostly to alert their teammates of an enemy Spy.
What's more, I think it's valid to assume that Spy is not afraid of Pyro, and doesn't mind his teammates cathing on fire too. Or maybe Demo just has a very sensitive skin, i dunno.
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Spooky Mistletoe | A Sphallolalia Drabble
Series:
⇢ Pairing: San x fem!Reader
⇢ Genre: flirty af fluff, hints of angst, suggestive, kinda smutty, older reader (noona)
⇢ Synopsis: As your best friend’s maid of honor, you must endure the shameless best man’s flirting until after the wedding. It’s just sphallolalia… right?
Sphallolalia Masterlist
Drabble: Halloween
⇢ Genre: fluff
⇢ Warnings: Language, special effects makeup (brief mentions of slight gore & fake blood), mention of alcohol/bar
⇢ Word Count: 1,021
⇢A/N: This came out of nowhere, SURPRISE!
This can be read without reading Sphallolalia. Additionally, it is not necessary for the plot and does not have a particular point in the story’s timeline. Just a fun drabble of the characters within the AU.
Happy Halloween!🎃🍬
This time of year used to be your favorite, but working tirelessly through the years, you have had to prioritize your time better. The special effects makeup collection you accrued has been boxed up in your closet for who knows how long. You have invested so much time, effort, and money into it. Opening it up brings back the memories and love you have for the spooky season. You can practically feel liquid latex and tissue stuck to your fingers accompanied by the strong scent of the latex and isopropyl alcohol for your paints.
You have only revisited this box now because Mina wants to enter a costume contest at a local bar. She remembers being surprised by your work every Halloween while she was a teenager. Since you don’t dress up anymore, she begged you to at least do her makeup. You know she is proud of you and wants your talent to be recognized by more than just her and your former friends. But it kind of feels like you have lost that spark of enjoyment for special effects makeup. Or maybe you have just convinced yourself there is no reason to pursue that hobby.
After hours of working on Mina’s zombie makeup, your nose feels like it has been stained with the smell of ammonia from the liquid latex. But something breaks through it. Something ambery, musky, and earthy. You know exactly where the scent is coming from: the unfairly handsome man encroaching on your personal space because of the crowd inside the bar. As if he senses your gaze on him, San looks to you and subtly grins when your eyes dart away.
Of course, he came dressed as a sexy vampire. You expect nothing less. As for you, you show up in all black. All your effort went into Mina’s costume; you barely cared enough to throw on a Halloween-themed graphic tee.
Your eyes jump around your group of friends. Kyungmi is dressed as a seductive police officer. Yunho is himself plus pink cat ears because he was told he has to dress up to get into the bar, which was a lie. Mingi, with his newly dyed red hair, dressed up as Chucky with temporary tattoos of scars and stitches on his face. Unfortunately, due to Halloween landing on a weekday, not all of your friends could make it.
While Mina goes to sign up for the contest and drags Mingi along with her because she doesn’t want to go alone, you, Kyungmi, Yunho, and San find two small tables to hang out at for the night. Although this is just a bar, the music is lively and full of spooky remixes of songs. Lighting around the place is changed for festivities. A fog machine puffs out a little bit of fog across the bar counter.
When Yunho excuses himself to the restroom, Kyungmi zeroes in on you.
“You did really good on Mina. If she doesn’t win, it’s rigged.”
San’s head snaps in your direction, his attention no longer on the free chocolate candy given with your drinks.
“You did her makeup?” He asks in surprise.
You hum in affirmation.
“Since when could you do all that?”
With your phone out, you scroll for what feels like five minutes to find all the photos of your old Halloween costumes. You show him your demon makeup with prosthetic horns coming out of your forehead, your zombie nurse complete with a full-cover mouth prosthetic, and your killer clown with a monster-teeth mouthpiece you made yourself from moldable thermoplastic. He is in awe with every picture you show him.
“Had I known you were that good, I would have asked you to do mine too,” he exclaims, smiling.
“I mean, I brought a little container of fake blood.”
His eyes light up. “Really?”
“You want some?”
He enthusiastically nods with almost childlike innocence, “Maybe, like, some on my cheek and some dripping from my mouth.”
You quickly produce the container from your purse, unscrew the top, and use the little brush attached to the lid to dab fake blood on his cheek gently. Your hand hesitates moving to his lips, and he doesn’t miss that. A smirk hints at the corners of his mouth as you even more delicately blot blood on his face.
“That good?” You ask, retracting your hand.
He pulls up the camera app on his phone and switches to selfie mode. As he inspects your work, you admire his side profile. His cheekbones and jaw must have been sculpted by gods. It takes everything in you to not reach out and trace his features with your fingertips.
He peers up at you through his moussed strands of hair. Those red-colored contacts are doing something to you. Maybe it’s just the idea of him being an actual alluring vampire that has you under his spell.
“All we need is some mistletoe,” he comments, making you realize how close you have leaned into him.
“Wrong holiday,” Kyungmi interrupts as she bops to the loud music by herself.
“Spooky mistletoe.”
The red lipstick he’s wearing is almost irresistible, and when he smirks with his fangs peeking out, you want him to sink them into your neck. Your mind descends into the imagination of him being a real vampire again. He would get you comfortable with sweet talk and soft kisses before finding the perfect spot to bite your neck. You would become immortal, and he would be all you have in this world until the end of time.
However, something ruins your immersion.
“You have chocolate on your lip,” you point out as if he is an annoying child.
He immediately challenges you, “Lick it off.”
“Don’t mind if I do,” Kyungmi leans between you with her lips puckered obnoxiously at him.
He bursts with laughter and focuses back on Yunho who has just come back to your table from the bathroom.
Kyungmi turns to you with a grin, “I’m a professional cock-blocker. You’re welcome.”
“Thanks,” you say with a chuckle.
“I know when my girls don’t want it.”
Oh, if only you could tell her…
#sphallolalia#san#choi san#ateez#kpop#drabble#fluff#san drabble#choi san drabble#ateez drabble#ateez drabbles#kpop drabble#kpop drabbles#san fluff#choi san fluff#ateez fluff#kpop fluff#my fics#my thingies
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Harry Styles for Better Homes & Gardens
📸©️ Tim Walker
#harry styles#better homes and gardens#bhg#harry styles edit#my edit#did the best I could so he wasn’t looking like an Oompa Loompa lol#my edits#my thingies#favest curly wurly on the planet#harry 2022#harry bhg
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omgggg i got blackpink tickets!! 🥰
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I put a new and better floor in the pen I built for my bunnies, and it looks So Much Better!
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What if we hyperfixated together? 😗 JK JK... unless- 😏
#i love drawing these little thingie madooles#adhd creature#autism creature#adhd#autism#tbh creature#btw creature#hyperfixation#creature lore#my art#5k
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look at you, you're gorgeous💥
#had this urge to draw the starry scene..#i love outer space thingy and happy angel crowley's so damn cute he's so excited for it😔#pardon me idk how to nebula so i'll just go with gay clouds in space#good omens#good omens 2#good omens fanart#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#fanart#my art#nandsbox
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#this mf grossed poor donna out more than shapeshifters did#love my disgusting bestie <3#I FOUND THIS HILARIOUS THIS CAME TO ME IN A VISION I HOPE IT DOESN'T FLOP#dwedit#doctor who#dwgif#timelordgifs#david tennant#catherine tate#fourteenth doctor#donna noble#wild blue yonder#tvedit#scifiedit#mine#my gifs#also that sticky panel thingies scene is near impossible to colour i clenched my teeth while doing it
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Jing yuan is the kind of parent who is overtly invested in their kid's interests and thus yanqing is his gen z encyclopedia
#just a silly lil thingy#yes jy is NOT in fact a boomer#he's all hip and he knows all the genz slangs due to yanqing and bailu#it's just that..some explainations weigh down on poor yanqing#my art#aratribow#honkai star rail#jing yuan#hsr jing yuan#hsr yanqing#yanqing#jing yuan and yanqing#parent-child relationship
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ain’t that a kick in the head
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#courier six#eyy here's my courier oc! hes eli hes early-mid 20s and hes ready to stumble around and get offed bc of that 3 END#i'm thinking about preparing an info sheet for him too but hhhhh. saints row hyperfixation.............#also no offense these go pretty hard thank u <3#doodly thingy#oc: eli#fallout tag
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Some more of these fuckers
#angus considers francis as his bestie that he can infodump to. francis is tired#considering how anastacha took her father's mmmm thingy and that francis lives next to them#i'd say they are still pretty close. divorced. but still pretty close#or it's that one joke that all milkmen are homewreckers which is funny but ehh...#that's not my neighbor#tnmn#tnmn fanart#that's not my neighbor fanart#francis mosses#angus ciprianni#nacha mikaelys#anastacha mikaelys
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Spoilers: Episode 4 of the Walten Files
I think people misunderstood Felix as a character?
I've seen so many fans WISHING that Felix would actually die?? Like, "if I was Jack, I would beat the shit out of Felix" or "Felix, do a flip".
I thought it was shown pretty well that he is not in the right state of mind.
Before reading this, please, gather all of your compassion and sympathy, and listen to what I'm about to say with a clear mind.
Let's speak chronologically:
1) Felix and Jack meet in college and decide to create animatronic-based restaurant. They are teens/young adults in the year 1958-1964 (not truly canon, but close to). According to Martin, they're very close, they love and trust each other.
2) Jack meets Rosemary, they start dating. She creates designs for Bon and other characters.
Felix is, presumably, left alone to himself, as he doesn't have anyone else.
3) They graduate and contact CyberFun Tech.
Felix meets and marries Linda, while Jack and Rosemary have their first kid.
4) october 30th, 1964.
Linda notes Felix's heavy drinking and his poor self image. She's stressed and scared.
Felix is close with the Walten family. Jack and Rose get two more kids, and they all call him uncle!
And yet, he doesn't feel welcome. He uses alcohol as a coping mechanism. "He drinks for the sole purpose of drinking!"
Please note, the year is 1964!! Even nowadays not many people can get help and cure their addictions. Not many people believe that they can, or that they deserve it.
5) december 25th, 1970.
Krankens and Waltens are so close they spend Christmas together. And yet, Felix is burdened with something.
Jack and Rose are lovey dovey, Felix and Linda are not. Waltens have three kids that love their parents deeply, Krankens do not. Jack is happy, and Felix is not.
He's still using alcohol to calm himself down.
He can't control himself anymore.
Linda tries to talk to him, but Felix doesn't respond. Or rather, it's how Linda frames it.
"He feels bad about it, but doesn't try to change."
Honestly? Sounds like he tries to communicate, but his depression isn't letting him do it well. Again, it's 1970, and I don't think anyone has ever truly tried to help him.
He's a man. Why can't he man up? Jack is doing fine, why can't you, Felix?
Or why won't you just tell everyone how you feel? It's not like men have been bottling their emotions for decades now, right?
6) april 1974.
The Bon's Burgers is about to be open in a few weeks.
Felix and Linda have a fight (verbal). He hurts her feelings.
Jack asks Felix to pick up kids from a school party. Felix says no at first, but Jack won't listen.
Eventually, Felix says yes.
7) morning of may 2nd, 1974.
Linda leaves Felix. Only thing left after her is a note.
No talking, no nothing. His wife of 10+ years left him.
Have you ever gone through a breakup? A breakup with your spouse? Were you in an intoxicated state of mind when your wife left you? Were you depressed when seemingly everyone have left you?
Wait, right, he has Waltens. So of course he's gonna get those kids home, that's the only thing left for him! Everyone are asking him of it.
7) evening of may 2nd, 1974.
The car crash happens.
8) may 3rd, 1974.
He's awfully drunk. He's depressed. He got almost killed. He tried to kill himself twice. He has no one to talk about this with.
He has killed two children. Children that he loved.
Jack is going to hate him. And he does! Jack DOES want to kill him, Felix knows it even before speaking to him.
Note that he's not afraid of Rosemary.
9) may 3-6th, 1974.
He hides. He doesn't sleep for three days, and gets hallucinations.
He's scared. But the fact he actually faced Waltens is surprising. He's trying to fix things as best as he can.
10) may 6th, 1974
He lies. What else can he do?
Jack disappears. Susan disappears. Rosemary and Charles disappear. Brian and Ashley disappear.
And THIS is noway near his fault.
Bon's Burgers close. He has no money, several murder cases. Everybody is dead.
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And after all of this, people don't find Felix even a little bit likeable? But support an agressive, irrational Jack, who was blind to his brother's struggling and pain? Who was the only person to not notice Felix's drinking problem?!? I'm confused.
I feel like Felix almost constantly. The mentally ill guy with no support system, that has no one to talk to. Never the one to get any help, even when having a "family".
And it's not like he thinks that he deserves love and attention. He never goes searching for Linda. He tries to end his life multiple times. He's masking as a nice corporate guy, while suffering internally.
He suffers more than anybody else in the series. And why? What did he do? Did anyone teach him how to deal with these situations?
In conclusion: don't hate people. Never ever wish the worst for them, especially publicly.
And if you associate yourself with Kranken? Try to get help. Again, and again, and again. We live in a scary, but wonderful world. Your life is worth living, you deserve to be happy. Don't give up.
#muting this post. please dm me if you have any questions#twf#the walten files#twf felix#my thingies
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Sphallolalia | Character Moodboard: Choi San
“What are the odds that we catch each other alone like this?”
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“Until I drop you off, you’re mine.”
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“So, it’s just me, you, and the moon.”
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“You think they’d notice if we slip away?”
Please do not repost.
#sphallolalia#choi san#san#ateez#kpop#moodboard#edit#san moodboard#choi san moodboard#ateez moodboard#kpop moodboard#my edit#my edits#my moodboards#my thingies
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The dragon boy
#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup haddock#httyd hiccup#hiccup#my art#art#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#terrible terror#I liked the terrible terror and Hiccup thingy#so I wanted to do my own
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beast peak's shixiong 🐲✨
#i'm still playing around with the little fox beast thingy#so bear with me for inconsistencies#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen jiu#my art#beast peak au#TUMBLR WHY DID YOU EAT THE QUALITY OH MY GOD#it's not even a detailed drawing#but also nOT THIS BLURRY??
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