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skxrbrand · 3 months
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what is the khornate equivalent of being physically emasculated?
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Removal of the horns and/or wings.
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manchblack · 2 months
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whenever people talk about shows that they wish would've come out now instead of when they did, once upon a time is always on the top of my list. not because i want it to be better written but because the fandom would be batshit insane and it would be SO funny
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eggs-can-draw · 1 year
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Dangandoodles (mostly naegamigiri, ramblings of a crazy man under the cut)
Ok so I was hit with a jimmy neutron brain blast and it went “what if despair disease but dr1” and was instantly slammed in the face with “Naegi gets the same flavor as Nagito cause luck boys except Naegi does not handle it well”
I don’t care about canon fuck canon Naegi actually has two talents and one of them is shsl house husband (I don’t know much about v3 but Shuichi Saihara is the naegamigiri kid in my head and my heart)
That one vine yknow. Let Naegi be a little shit he just got sent to his own death. (Also I love how if you get the bad ending alter ego just lets Kirigiri die lmao) also a what if Naegi fell badly when he went post execution dumpster diving. Mans trapped under a very real very desk shaped desk.
Steal your gf’s clothes!! Do it!! Her fit is yours now!!
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skitty-kirby · 5 months
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I don't usually talk about these sortsa things so weeewooo Think my wisdom teeth are coming in, or at least two of them- I turn 23 next month so I'm kinda late to the game it seems. ._." My whole right side jaw/ear is in violent pain, spanning my upper and lower back teeth. No new ones spotted yet, just pain. Very sudden. :') Probably won't be very active until the pain subsides cuz like. OW.
Heee hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo send help and lots of ibuprofen Skitty out
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hella1975 · 9 months
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my mum picking me up this morning: you're not as hungover as i thought you'd be
me, just yacked in an alleyway: yeah haha
#it's 3pm now and i still cant believe that happened that was. an experience#basically my mate's 21st coincided with her sister's 30th so they both had this big joint Event last night#where they literally rented out a farm house and the field nearby and set up a whole campsite and barbeque and everything#it was really random but also really good esp bc ive been friends with this girl since we were super young#and our mums were friends so ive just got. lots of connections to her family and it was nice seeing them all again#but there was fully like 60 people at this thing and i DID drink more than i meant to but i wasn't paralytic which is good#and my hangover ISNT that bad in terms of how bad my hangovers can get#it's just that my mate's dad picked us both up at 9am this morning which was already going to be... rough#and then proceeded to do the bumpiest drive down the country lanes ive ever experienced#i was literally grinding my teeth like i am NOT about to throw up in this man's car please if there is a god do not let me throw up#and i didn't! my mum picked me up from this (thankfully very quiet) road that has this rickety old alley coming off it#and i had the very humbling moment of 'im actually going to be sick aren't i' and had to WAIT FOR AN OLD WOMAN#TO FUCKING MEANDER OUT OF THE ALLEY AND WALK FAR AWAY ENOUGH FOR ME TO AT LEAST HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY#and proceeded to throw up. in a public alleyway. at 9:30am on a sunday. so of course i needed to tell you guys about it#im now force feeding myself garlic bread. im going to manchester tomorrow. i have a flight at the crack of dawn on tuesday#what is even going on anymore#also fully did just do nos last night with some 30 year olds. i cannot express how fucking odd a thing that is for me to do#actually no i can express it bc youse know that im funny about drugs so for me to not even be that drunk#and get offered a fucking balloon of all things and be like 'yeah why not!' is.... odd#i know i inhaled wrong though bc it didn't do a thing which honestly im happy about <3#hella goes home
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aurosoulart · 1 year
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I feel like I’ve been posting a ton lately (because there’s a lot goin on!!!!) but FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH TWITTER: Figmin XR just published our AWE competition video!!!
❗ PLEASE like/retweet it if you want to help us with our company mission of using AR (augmented reality) to reduce material waste. ❗
we’re an indie team of 4 people competing against large companies, so we’re relying pretty much entirely on word of mouth to spread the word about what we’re doing. we’re also competing against the AI and web3 (crypto) crowd, which are unfortunately still big in the tech industry
we’re competing in multiple award categories at AWE and will be relying on public votes, so literally any and all visibility helps us immensely right now. 🙏
I’ll be posting the video to @figminxr later, so don’t stress if you’re not on twitter. I’ll be sharing more info about the competition in the post as well!
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phantasticlizzy · 1 year
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To my Jewish friends: do you also watch the prince of Egypt every year at Passover? Or is it just me? 👀
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rhymaes · 4 months
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a narcissist's worst fear really is being away from you because after cutting her out, im in. genuine speechless awe by the sheer amount of Incredbily Important things I let her just. deadass steal from me. like. i cannot believe. she took the literary theory i invented & portrayed it. so so fucking poorly in the last essay of her first phd course & pretended she . came up with it. and that the poet she focused on. was her favorite. but he's. mine. she didnt even like him lmaoooo it's genuinly that she is so fucking mentally unwell but i will never ever ever be in the same room as her ever again & she can get fucked & keep preying on queer women who she fucking hates i guess because the only thing she hates more than losing attention, is not being victimized by it & there's no possible way for her to turn this on me to anyone (because she. has been telling people about me & making fun of me being a lesbian even tho she kept getting me drunk & trying to fuck me so like, whatever i guess) because i've given her nothing in writing & she looks crazy and clingy which she. fucking is. society if i could control the directions of cars with my mind.....
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lit cannot stress how much fuckability masato lost after becoming aoki like emo death is real and its so so tragic
#snap chats#sorry but this has been my truth for months its time i speak on it#its true tho i dont think this is a shocking revelation to anyone#s'just like saying grass grows and birds fly#i will not support his prep phase its not happening hes such a dweeb now#rgg knew this fact with him showing off his tit despite that being like. The Worst Place Ever to inject yourself#we already discussed how he wasnt physically able to fuck and that was a nerf it was to humble him and keep him controlled and thats awful#frame one got me lookin at the screen like 👁👁 and then he open his mouth and my eyes get bigger and i sit in dead silence#was crackin jokes and chattin with myself every other second and then 🧍‍♂️ Go On Beautiful Keep Talking Idc What You Sayin#im a man until he starts talking about 'his girl' and then suddenly im feeling some kinda way#tho that might just be cringe cause why does bro talk like how i used to in high school 😭😭😭😭#thats the funniest part about masato/aoki to me like. there's so much bullshit bout them that reminds me of high school#but thats the thing that was High School like im grown an shit this bro never grew up apparently AND HE STARTS THE GAME AT 23#wait back to the subject line of this post i be acting like aoki dont got me unwise a total of like. four time either#sorry everyone there was something in the water today and now im ill#its cause i cant draw this weekend so i have to be disgusting some other way#gonna make it everyone else's problem but worse#anyway i have to end this post because the more i t hink about the high school comparison the more i start to cringe
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keydav · 9 months
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Really feeling that Baldur's Gate 3 FOMO tonight, especially where Astarion is concerned 😩😩
I was literally looking at Gaming PCs online, even though I shouldn't get one right now. Though I didn't even think about places having a Labor Day sale! I think what I'm gonna do, is try to save up as much as I can the next few months, and then take a look on Black Friday, cause the deals might be good enough I could swing one then. I've been wanting to get a desktop computer for a while, since my laptop is over 10 years old and essentially doesn't function anymore, and this has just made that desire that much more acute lol
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whataboutyouisamascot · 3 months
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Hello my local library
My local library, I love you
I love you, hello my local library
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yansurnummu · 3 months
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today in unhinged eso shenanigans that @tilliphont wanted me to share: last man standing in vfl
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moregraceful · 1 year
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i have been absolutely humbled by linkedin tonight...more than a few people in my 1st are unironically posting their thoughts and prayers for silicon valley bank
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babychain · 1 year
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bro i stg to whoever fuckin lands ruby frfr they best make that fucker laugh & feel something & make him look forward to seeing them & genuinely be for him & only him i will FIGHT any hOE who don’t treat his ass like royalty n not just for the fame n money n are like his best friend the man deserves iT
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etherealvoidechoes · 1 year
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Slow creep back into Warframe.
An idea for when Mancer(this Frost) was still an Orokin and the Qortan family crest. Sometimes a warrior, primarily a hard worker and animal handler. He would rather spend time with the animals his family cares for and breeds than fraternize with other Orokin. Unless they are close friends of the family.
Additional fact: at some point for their family line they stopped with the blue skin and elongated arm and switched over to expressing animal traits. Caught some grief but didn't last for too long as they have a stranglehold on some lucrative animals.
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languor-em · 1 year
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Theo's Adventures in the Lands Between (EP 2: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!)
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In which our stupid, stupid tarnished gets their shit absolutely ROCKED.
Doodled quickly in honor of getting my ass beaten by Margit over a dozen times,,, and I still haven't beaten him. It's okay though,,, he's too pretty to be mad at ÚwÙ
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