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The narrator and the ugly ahh protagonist [Blank Scripts AU/non-canonical]

this is not normal;…!!!! AUGAHAHHHHH LITTLE GUYS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY LIFE!!

part 1 part 3

i haven't been able to get much writing done this week so here's another small pre-written snippet of two lives intertwined (one yours, one mine) for miwip wednesday :)

man, i forgor kirby existed

was searching through the vast empty space of my mind and remembered; hey! kirby is a thing i used to really like!

featuring rarepair #25 (my gjinka versions and normal), mr club penguin, and the best snail man

me after i let my anger get the best of me and accidentally kill someone who could have been purified and the resulting gut-wrenching guilt consumes my every waking moment and my terror that it might happen again is so severe that it manifests as horrible nightmares that plague me every night and the worst part about them is that i actually enjoy killing my victims in the nightmares which is a thought more horrifying than any foe i might face and that's why i can never tell any of my friends about what im going through because if they knew the full truth they would surely think me a monster and, honestly, i couldn't blame them and so all i can do is suffer in silence and wait for the guilt and shame as well as what are sure to soon become full-fledged psychopathic tendencies begin producing malevolence in me until i am completely consumed by it and wind up destroying everyone i love and leading the world to certain catastrophe. but it's okay haha im totally fine you don't need to worry about me

Hello again

Oh worm

Vincent Price - House of Wax

All these people claiming Monty hates Freddy is starting to annoy me. Why do people want Monty to hate Freddy? Is it because they hate Freddy themselves? Because it sure sounds like it.

I can't tell if this is directed at me because of my post or what, but if it is then buddy I can tell you right now that Freddy is by FAR my favorite glamrock animatronic. I don't even think Monty hates Freddy, I think it's some sort of plan from Fazbear Ent. to make it seem like he does, because, if I'm remembering right, we've never seen any beef between the two besides the stuff literally crafted by Fazbear Entertainment themselves.

I like joking about Monty hating Freddy and vice versa cause I think it's funny, but I don't genuinely believe it. I could see them having some beef after Glamrock Bonnie was decommissioned and Monty took his place in the band, but Freddy does still call Monty his friend. He doesn't seem to really have anything against the guy, and Monty wasn't shown to have anything against Freddy specifically either. Though they do seem to be not as close as the others- which I think is understandable tbh. I think there's WAY more depth here than just "Monty hates Freddy.", these animatronics are complex as shit! They've got complex emotions!

I don't know why Fazbeart Ent. would do that, maybe they're eager to replace Freddy because of his bad history with the brand- I couldn't tell ya! But I don't actually believe that Monty hates Freddy or that Freddy hates Monty or anything like that, I just think it's worth pointing out that it does seem like they're making it seem like he does. Monty doesn't have control over what goes into his rides or his arcade games to our knowledge, so it's more than likely he didn't have a say in him not being lit up in his ride or Freddy being in the dumpster in the Monty Golf game

Little Tails pixel art!

its a sad day when you see a person you know is good and creative to use ai tools to make art

"Huddled Man" by Ernst Zdrahal (1972)

normal people: struggle to let their new s/o get close enough to break their heart the way a former s/o did

me: struggling to accept the generosity and mentorship of a fella should it result in the way I disappointed my former mentor into no longer speaking to me🫠🥴

SLEEPOVER OPINIONS !!! PLEASE !!

i don't think i've ever had an opinion in my life actually. that being said i'm operating on like 2% brain power rn. only thoughts are that i love my doc martens so much. they're so pretentions and they hurt me and i never wear them bc they're so fucking hard to get on. and i hate shoes in general. but once they're on i could never imagine life without them. until they hurt my feet again and then the cycle repeats

How do they feel about being the most ever?