when you read a fic that gives you a hyper-specific whump scenario that you know would either A.) take forever to find in another story or B.) hasn't been written at all so the obvious conclusion is that you have to write it yourself

hiiiiii

here i am, polish supa strikas ex-writer from wattpad, who will publish some nonsense on this hellsite bcs i'm quirky like that

nico (💟💟💟💟💟💟) encouraged me to post this, so

i feel like the way ‘dogtok’/‘dogstagram’ talks about reactivity makes reactive dog owners feel a lot more ashamed than they ought to

Emotion achieved: empathy (only for a fictional character though)

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Her tusks when kissing

Scars that she has

Her fucking handsmfffhhgg

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Sounds like a wonderful service.

And yes, I think Shadowheart's giving this whole operation the side-eye. There's no safety for y'all.

P.S. I can't stress enough that my inbox is full of stuff like this and I love it lmao.

Like? Y'all? This shit has me rolling every day, and I appreciate it so much like you couldn't believe. The "mulchposter" in here had me on urbandictionary and knowyourmeme like a fucking grandma lmao.

I think I have around 45 asks like this. And they go some wild places.

It's genuinely heartwarming and a little frightening. In a good way.

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the media which consumes your entire soul at age 12 will forever be a part of you. this is an unavoidable consequence of living and you have to accept this fact. no matter how old you get, no matter how long it has been since you last saw its smug face peeking out from the bushes as it follows you, no matter if you think you have outrun it for good and that you're finally finally safe and you hardly even remember it exists anymore and your brain knows a few brief moments of true peace, it WILL catch up to you in your moment of weakness. and listen you don't want to hear this but sometimes this is necessary for your mental health. you will on instinct want to reject it and run away again but sometimes. sometimes you just need to watch that old show or listen to that silly song or read that weird book again as an adult and it will hurt you a little bit in various little ways but it will also heal you a little bit. you can call it nostalgia you can call it connecting with your inner child or whatever you want but just listen to me it WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO AT SOME POINT AND YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THIS (i am forcibly dragged off the stage by security)

since i just rb'd a poll abt high school grades now's probably a good time to drop one of my many million-dollar ideas for how to run a high school classroom, which is that i think that at the start of a quarter/semester kids should be asked if they want hw to count towards their grades or not bc i was So Fucking Bad at submitting hw in high school, but my test scores were really good, so i'd rather have not had hw count towards my grades. but obviously there are a good number of kids who are either bad at taking tests or anxious abt their grades dropping and are diligent abt turning in hw, so letting hw count towards their grades would give them some padding in that situation.

another reason people disliked lis2 is because they just fucking hate kids, simple as that. "daniel is so whiny, daniel can never own up to his mistakes, daniel blames everyone else for his choices, daniel needs constant supervision or he does stupid things, daniel is too hard to reason with, daniel is never happy" HE'S NINE!! he's nine and his dad just died and he never knew his mom and the only person in the entire world who he can still rely on is his brother who often has to make tough decisions that daniel doesn't understand or agree with because... he's nine!!! he was ripped away from his home, his school, his friends, everything he's ever known, and forced to travel the country on foot, never being able to connect with other people or find a stable community, all while grappling with literal superpowers and the unchecked anger management issues his powers created, and you think he's too BRATTY?? goddamn right he's bratty, as he should be!!

Song tag game

I got tagged by @autumnbois hehe thank u so much babe

a song for each letter of your URL!

C - Can't Sleep, K.Flay

R - Rly Don't Care, chloe moriondo

O - overwhelmed, Royal & the Serpent

N - No Pulse, Pacific Rim OST, Ramin Djawadi feat. Tom Morello

C - Choked Out, the Mountain Goats

H - Human, Anavae

C - Cringe (stripped), Matt Maeson

A - Anniversary, Autoheart

K - Kid Midnight, IRONTOM

E - Emotional Anorexic, Svavar Knútur

(and yes I made this on spotify too just to have it nice and clear)

Tagging: @crowreys-wormstache @straw-hat-moro @what-in-the-name-of-dread-wolf @intricatecakes (hiiii I follow u from my other blog hiii it's me cronchy)

& obviously anyone else who wants to try, consider urselves tagged. If you see this and ur not tagged, that means I probably wanted to tag u and didn't think you would enjoy this, so if u would, please set the record straight & give this a shot! 👀💕

Cyberpunk-tober // Day 7: Relic

kinda sad that classes are over for the semester again but on the upside. i no longer have to deal with people full on staring at me in the halls lmao

Sometimes. I truly do just. Hate myself a little.

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quick kink Q&A because I'm having a ✨Real OCD Moment✨ just another of those "fun" conversations I have with my brain

Q: Do you really like [kink]?

A: I probably do! And if I don't, with enough exposure, I probably will!

Q: Do you endorse [kink] in real life?

A: Sure! I implement kinks in my everyday life even outside of sensual contexts because I like it. Whatever other people do in their own lives is none of my business though.

Q: Aren't you just rationalizing [kink] because you're secretly into [kink] outside of a kink context?

A: Kinks can be a safe gateway for people to explore things/themes they would not be able to explore otherwise. What get people off is also none of my business.

Q: So you're saying you don't care if people who like [kink] hurt others?

A: This kind of question is awesome! I love it! This is precisely how you get sucked into the "trans people are predators" pipeline, for example. Good job! But to answer this seriously: many people who engage in kink try to be informed about risks and potential harm, and try to do the work to maintain a healthy relationship with themselves and with others, to avoid or minimize risk. I personally feel like communication take precedent over the kink scenarios themselves, where people will discuss boundaries, triggers and consent before playing. Another scenario is engaging in kink in fiction, which is pretty much harmless if you have the proper critical thinking skills and maturity to engage (if you're trying to engage), or to walk away, if it's not good for you.

Q: But you know some people do [kink] for real, right? That's a crime/immoral/unethical!

A: That's not what a kink is. These are two completely different things, that have completely different implications.

Q: [Kink] is wrong even when it's fictional or between consenting adults though! And if you don't condemn it too, aren't complicit with the harm it's causing?

A: That sounds like a "You" problem though. Again, what people do with their own lives, and what gets them off is none of my business. I can and will walk away if I see something I personally dislike for whatever reason. It doesn't mean they're wrong, it just means it's not for me (because it's none of my business). I was not put on this planet to waste my time and energy judging others, I have better stuff to do. To each their own, and that's a good life philosophy for me.

Q: What if it happens to your friend?

A: I have seen people using kink as a justification for harming others and I have dealt with it in whatever ways I deemed appropriate, but I don't stick around and I don't really want to engage, have a conversation or educate them so.. I can't really parent or save everyone from the evil folks using "kink", the help I can offer is also very limited. This is not something a person can do by themselves. The best advice I can give is for people to be informed and take steps to protect themselves when they see it happening. You won't always have support so that's extremely important.

Q: So you're victim-blaming now?

A: Huh? I think people being able to spot when something is harmful/toxic/etc when dealing with other people is a good thing. I think them being to take steps to keep themselves safe is also a good thing. It's one of the reasons why exposure to kink, kink culture and kinksters is so important, so you'll know what it is and what it isn't.

Q: What about the perpetrators? Aren't you one of them? You sound like one of them...

A: Ah, I haven't heard that one before! Awesome, thanks! Again, this sounds like a "You" problem and a lot of projecting, doesn't it? I have found that people who are so quick to judge and are so harsh on others, because of whatever sense of justice and righteousness they're trying to abide to, tend to have a lot of "hidden desires" and insecurities that get triggered when they're faced with something like kink and the people who truly and shamelessly enjoy kink. Therapy can help with that, also... minding your own business.