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lexygabe · 10 days
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they are stupid as hell
GUYS it’s literally them
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I love their friendship
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lexygabe · 10 days
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I DID THE THING I SAID I WOULD IN MY PREVIOUS REBLOG LOL
@1v31182m5 THANK U FOR THE IDEA!!!
He's wearing a headband :))
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lexygabe · 20 days
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john: hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
chuck: why?
john: vlad fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
bones: belmont doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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lexygabe · 27 days
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i totally agree with you!! tbh in his case is so hard to tell if he is a sensory type or intutive
he also acts like a so-3(instinct variant). the only thing that comes up to my mind why he is being mistaken for enneagram 8 is the fact that 8 is part of his tritype (idk what his heart traid could be)
Waiting for the day when the typology people realize that Skarra is an unhealthy ENFP 3w4 instead of an ENTJ 8w7
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lexygabe · 28 days
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my man has this te-teritary function energy like omg
Waiting for the day when the typology people realize that Skarra is an unhealthy ENFP 3w4 instead of an ENTJ 8w7
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lexygabe · 28 days
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i just know that el matador wears slippers or flip flops when he is at home (european urge to walk around in fucking crocks or any stupid shit like that), meanwhile north doesn't take off his shoes when he enters someone's room and this make el matador go absolutle batshit because wtf bro why are you wearing these when you are indoors are you-
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lexygabe · 28 days
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silly memes
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lexygabe · 1 month
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supa strikas non-main character #18 (get ready for a longer-ish post)
name: sonya anatolyevna prokopyeva
nationality: south african
ethnicity: udmurt + russian
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supa strikas season 7 — assoccerlypse now
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finally a college student (or graduate?) !!! we also got some headcanons about her!
born in cape town, south africa; child of udmurt-russian immigrants from izhevsk, udmurtia, russia
i even came up with her parents names: anatoly prokopyev (father) and avrora prokopyeva — née golubeva (mother)
can speak english, afrikaans, russian, and some udmurt
i’m pretty sure the ‘s.u.’ on sonya’s hoodie is intended to be a fictional university but i like to think that she goes/has gone to stellenbosch university
which brings me to @abyss-strikas ‘s headcanon: sonya is a sports science and statistics double major
sonya has played varsity college football ⚽️
another one of abyss’s headcanons: sonya uses cue cards in both studying and social situations
p.s. — actually had fun with diving deep into sonya’s headcanon name lol; anyways, her canon name is indeed sonya (or sonia, who knows), while the middle name (anatolyevna) and surname are my own :)
thank you again @abyss-strikas for your wonderful headcanons!
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lexygabe · 2 months
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Whelp, this didn't take long to finish. Time to round out my Supa Strikas takes with some much beloved side characters.
Nandi: Best. Sister. Ever. Rookie Season 2 needs to have her bonding with the other Strikas and embarrassing Shakes in front of them
Spenza: Elementary, my dear Shakes
Supa Fran: How every writer sees themselves while making contributions to the fandom. Come to think of it, she has pretty much every single tic most fandom writers claim so she should be totally relatable
Jean-Pierre: I know he's a giant a-hole to the team, but as someone who loves baking but is surrounded by Weight Watchers killjoys, I just have to sympathize with this man
Mrs. Altivo: Marc Zuckerburg's wine aunt
Spike Dawson: Is he a Joker or a Jigsaw parody? Also, why does Klaus not loathe this guy for hoarding strudel?
El Ariette: GIT OFF HIS LAWN
Ursula: I get the feeling she's always two seconds away from shanking someone
Ginerva: I don't care if she didn't say anything more than three consecutive words in the show. Her accent is amazing.
Skarra's Niece: I put her in the pile with Morgan Stark, in that she was present for 5 minutes of screen time, has basically no lines, and yet the fandom collectively goes gaga over her for literally no reason. Seriously, if I wanted Kids Who Say The Darndest Things, I'd go on TikTok.
Xing: See earlier take on Riano. I will not forgive Moonbug for not having her come back as a consultant for Sa Ming and giving her the character depth she deserves
Hack: See previous takes on Xing and Riano. The least they could have done was make him part of Spenza and Supa Fran's entourage in the later seasons
Attak: See previous... you know what, I'm not gonna continue like this. Just assume I hate Moonbug for conjuring up characters with great potential and then throwing them away after one episode
Kat/Foxy: The biggest mystery is how a guy like Skarra kept a lady like this in good standing long enough to call in a favor
Nanny Garcia: Can we get an episode where someone makes El Matador cry, and she shows up and beats the snot out of them with her carpet slippers? I really want authentic, angry, Abelita energy out of her.
And so ends my Supablr takes series (assuming Rookie Season or the main series doesn't continue). Fortunately, I have plenty more Supablr content waiting in the wings. Stay tuned.
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lexygabe · 2 months
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yes.
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What if foxy put shakes on a leash
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lexygabe · 2 months
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ellen baaaaabe
supa strikas non-main characters #17
name: ellen diop
nationality: french
ethnicity: senegalese wolof
— episode(s) —
supa strikas season 5 — cool joe and the comet
supa strikas season 6 — hot property (cameo)
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BEST ASTRONAUT WOOHOO! i remember shipping her with cool joe haha @strudelbbg headcanoned rosalyne and ellen to be related — rosalyne being the aunt / mom to ellen!
ps — ellen’s name is canon in the show; going by that family hc, i gave ellen rosalyne’s surname (so rosalyne is a paternal aunt then a mom who ‘adopted’ ellen lol)
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lexygabe · 2 months
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OMG MISS ALTIVO IM-
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Hi. 🕴
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lexygabe · 2 months
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northquido headcanons
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disclaimer: i was bored af lately so i decided to write down all of my thought about this stupid assholes
tw: use of slurs (it's fucking liquido and north come on you know they would) and nsfw content but this is under a cut
• this one is for the veterans that followed me on wattpad, the 🎀💋🤩💌👯‍♀️bread 💌❤️‍🔥❤️❤️, to be more specific brioche bread is liquido's equivalent of giving someone chocolate box,
• their relationship doesn't get in the way when it comes to their rivalry,
• their love language is using the most fucked-up insults you've ever heard of. liquido calls north 'dirty dumb blonde fag' and north tells liquido that he is the biggest stupid cunt he ever dated. they love each other 🥰🥰,
• to everybody's surprise this relationship is good for them. since they are dating, both north and liquido spend more time on training,
• liquido is much of an attention seeker so it's very hard to see them being apart,
• when they are in the same room with other people and liquido starts to acting up, north is like: "oh my god, sit the fuck down🙄🙄". at first liquido didn't listen to what north was telling him but over time when north told liquido, for example, to shut up: liquido shut up. "hold it": liquido holds it. "tell him": liquido tells him,
• when it comes to north, liquido always mocks him. when something happens liquido says things like that to north: "say you are sorry", "thank me now", "😜😜say: please liquido😵‍💫 i can't live 🥺🤭 without you". unfortunately, north knows that he needs to say all of these things because otherwise liquido will be offended at him a whole day,
• type of couple that was shipped by fans long before they started dating,
• when it comes to being romantic, they are romantic on the level of a third grade student. north gives liquido some 'awesome, diabolical, fun as hell rocks' he found on the beach and liquido sends him pictures of drawings that he made on some documents or nda's (del aqua was pissed off) (those drawing looked like if they were made by preschooler),
• the most romantic thing they've done was placing receipt with written love confession into an empty alcohol bottle and throw this to the ocean. soon after that beach guard reported them to police and they have to pay a fine💀💀,
• north sends liquido every "blue haired girl" meme,
• another easter egg for my wattpad followers: north teaches liquido how to ice skate (it ended up horrible),
• liquido is the master of making the scene in public. he is sitting on north's lap in the most random moments and places, he gives north a slap on the ass when there are cameras everywhere, etc.,
• north on the other hand, hits liquido in the shoulder, elbows him in the stomach or pokes him between the ribs with his fingers.
"it wasn't funny😐😐😦😬"
"good😠😤"
• north is crocs and liquido is flip-flops,
• they don't care about privacy in the bathroom. when one of them is washing their teeth - the other is peeing, etc.,
• don't let them play uno or monopoly,
• btw they are playing a lot of traditional games when they have lazy days,
• the couple that wouldn't marry each other til their 60s
• they are drawing dicks on a cast if one of them broke any bone.
nsfw:
• when they are making out there is a lot of saliva, teeth and blood (because they bite each others lips every time),
• if you see them during a quickie, you didn't predict. just go away,
• someone already mentioned it but breath play, liquido likes it especially. yeah it also applies to swallowing,
• dirty talk and i mean a lot,
• tbh liquido is the one that is doing blow jobs and giving hand jobs to north, this is my man's cup of tea,
• north is one wild mf, my man is searching for that g spot inside those hydra cheeks (im sorry, pls forgive me),
• THEY ARE LOUD AS FUCK, OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP,
• hickeys💋💋💋.
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lexygabe · 2 months
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silly memes
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lexygabe · 2 months
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well hello and thank you
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Fuck it I'm starting a tag thing
Put one out of context picture in your camera roll and tag at least 2 people
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@prisencolinensinainciusol09 @professional-termite @jules-n-gems
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lexygabe · 3 months
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Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)
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lexygabe · 3 months
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All my homies hate Shador. 😍
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