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muttsandmustelidae · 12 minutes

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head too big for he gotdam body

#funko pop proportions

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muttsandmustelidae · 2 hours

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In memory

#🧡

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muttsandmustelidae · 2 hours

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I love my goobers.

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muttsandmustelidae · 2 hours

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CANNOT get over this dude's commitment to the bit

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muttsandmustelidae · 3 hours

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i am shaking with the restraint it is taking to not adopt one of these guys oh my GOD. one of y’all need get one so that i can live vicariously through your tumblr posts

#petfinder finds #Lotus Aston and Mercedes would be in my house yesterday if i had the money and space

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muttsandmustelidae · 3 hours

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i NEED you to remember this: you are allowed to be angry at your doctors. you are allowed to be furious. you are allowed to be mad at your nurses and technicians and neurologists and psychiatrists and medical assistants. they are not god. they are human beings and they work in a system that wears them raw, and that is unfair, but it isn't an excuse to treat you badly. i'm not necessarily saying you should throw a brick through the window of their car, but you can, should, must be angry with them for ignoring you, demeaning you, dehumanizing you, dismissing you, acting like you're lying, talking only about your weight, failing to acknowledge you past your symptoms, etc etc etc. you are an equal to your doctor. you are a human being and so are they. do not treat them as beyond reproach. you are allowed to be angry at your doctors.

#^^^^^^^^^^#me: hey doctor i have nearly every symptom of endometriosis and my periods make me feel like I’m dying #doctor: cramping is normal and also you need to lose weight #me: i know cramping is normal but it’s not normal to pass out and vomit from the pain. also i am only 18lbs overweight #doctor: bmi #me: ok

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muttsandmustelidae · 3 hours

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rainbow ferret 🌈

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muttsandmustelidae · 3 hours

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one more and the cerberus will be complete

#nadja always solidarity sploots with laszlo when he’s pouting at me #(usually because i removed him from the bookshelf where he absolutely is not supposed to be)#she doesn’t know what he’s protesting she just knows she’s on his side #laszlo #nadja #ferrets

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muttsandmustelidae · 4 hours

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she’s the very best weasel in the world btw

#Laszlo is the worst but i say that with all of the affection in the world #i love him dearly he is such a little shit #nadja #ferret

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muttsandmustelidae · 16 hours

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bathed, brushed, trimmed, and handsome after a solid grooming. he was super cooperative and it was really nice to see the training my friends and I did with him as a puppy hold up so well for some really invasive work.

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muttsandmustelidae · 16 hours

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machine that zaps me with 1 billion volts of electricity every time i try to open instagram reels

#i can’t fight the algorithm it’s just going to keep showing me shitty dog influencer takes forever #‘unpopular opinion but i don’t like doodles 😏🫢’ SHUT UP #‘i’d like to see you train THIS dog with positive reinforcement 😏 *normal ass german shepherd*’ STOP TALKING #‘here are 5 reasons why you’re the worst dog owner to ever exist’ LASERS SHOOTING LASERS AT YOU TIL YOURE DEAD

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muttsandmustelidae · 18 hours

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