King Falls AM - Episode 5: Night of the Living Dread
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Summary: July 1, 2015 - Sammy & Ben learn of some breaking news regarding the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe, but not everyone is as pleased as the broadcast duo.
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Announcer
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Sammy
You’re listening to King Falls AM, that’s 660 on the radio dial. I’m your host, Sammy Stevens, and as always we are joined by producer and co-host extraordinaire, Ben Arnold.
Ben
[trying not to be amused] You’re so- you’re so happy, aren’t you? You’re a child. Getting so giddy over that message.
Sammy
Listening to a warning before a radio broadcast I’m on has literally been on the bucket list for a long time. Thanks Merv!
Ben
*laughter* Ridiculous. A glutton for punishment.
Sammy
What can I say? I enjoy a nice game of hard ball! Uh, y’know, but enough about what Merv doesn’t want you to hear, let’s talk about what he does want you to hear. And what do we have cooking tonight, Ben?
Ben
Dude, it’s stacked alright? Stacked. We’ve got the- lovely Miss Emily Potter from the King Falls Library giving us her picks for enlightened summer reading.
Sammy
Terrific! We always love speaking with Emily!
Ben
You and me both.
Sammy
I said “we,” Ben.
Ben
Uh, I know. I- *breathes in* [stilted] I- We-We-uh, We’ve got some really cool news! here. We-we are announcing the line-up for the first annual King Falls Ambient Music Festival. That’s coming up the second hour.
Sammy
Wait a second. The King Falls Ambient Music Festival? Is this town even big enough for a festival?
Ben
Oh yeah! It’s like Coachella[1] but for hipsters that just want to relax. It’s all about “setting the mood.”
Sammy
You know, I’m wondering if they’re gonna make it to a second annual.
Ben
And then, um, [reluctant and slipping into mumbling] opening up the show we-we’ve got the- doctor *mumbling*
Sammy
I-I’m sorry, Ben, what was that? You’re trailing off, buddy.
Ben
We have that umm, *sniffs, lets out breath* one… guy. You know that- fo- w- talking about that *deep breath* one thing—
Sammy
[trying to cut him off] Ben—
Ben
—from a month ago or so—?
Sammy
What? What are you talking about?
Ben
You know— May- maybe we should start it with Uh, callers first! [mildly frantic] Just-uh-Give us a call at 424-279-3858 and let’s talk about… *tsk* anything! Let’s uh, whats your-whats your-whats-whats on your mind King Falls?
Sammy
Ladies and gentlemen, put down your phones for a second. What Ben is trying to say is we’ve got a scoop here this evening on King Falls AM. We’re gonna be speaking with—
Ben
[cutting Sammy off]Or you can tweet us! @kingfallsam. I-I-I will literally talk about anything right now. Even to Mr. Derschwitz about that weird toenail thing. Let-lets-lets go, people!
Sammy
I thought we agreed—
Ben
I know. Sammy, I’m sorry it’s just, [slightly more frantic] I’m-I’m not feelin’ the best here. Alright? my stomach, is all… knotted up, just thinking about this.
Sammy
That is journalism. That feeling is journalism—
Ben
[speaking over Sammy] I think it might actually be an ulcer! It Tastes, like Fear and Feels, like Cancer . It’s way more than anxiety. I-I’m gonna call Dr. Raúl, at break.
Sammy
He’s a chiropractor!
Ben
Maybe he can refer me?
Sammy
Power through it, buddy! Look at this folks, we got somebody dialing into the hotline right now! You ready for this Ben? Come on.
Ben
Please, be Reverend Hawthorne so we can talk about the Revival next month.
Sammy
Oh stop it. You know he isn’t even scheduled!
Ben
I just thought— maybe that’s how prayers work, I don’t know, I’m not a reverend!
Sammy
King Falls AM, you’re on the air.
Dr. Rosenblum
[Dr. Rosenblum’s voice is measured and monotonous and mildly creepy at all times] Good evening, this is Dr. Jeffery Rosenblum, with the, King Falls County Coroner’s Office.
Ben
C-can I please just say—
Sammy
Dr. Rosenblum, it is a pleasure to speak with you this evening.
Rosenblum
Excited to be here, Sammy. Ecstatic even. We listen on slow nights.
Ben
That’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.
Sammy
Much appreciated, Doc. Now, as fate would have it, you were the overseeing physician working on the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe, is that correct?
Ben
Doc? Can you just, hold on for- one- moment- please?
Rosenblum
Of course, Ben I—
Sammy
Don’t start, Ben! We agreed to see this through.
Ben
All I’m saying i- lemme finish- a- i-is that maybe it’s not our place *deep breath* to break this kind of news.
Sammy
Fine. You know what? You’re right! Let’s just give this to our friends down at Channel 13 and let them be the ones to alert the public about this.
Ben
[journalist voice] Doc, Ben Arnold. Tell us about cracking open the mystery body.
Sammy
[quietly] Oh.
Rosenblum
It’s true that I was the operating physician on that particular John Doe, y-es, irrefutablyy
Sammy
Now, as I understand, your official report was released yesterday morning, doctor, but amazingly enough, not one publication or news station in our town- including King Falls AM- reported on it.
Rosenblum
You are correct. Busy news day- one would assume.
Ben
So, that means, you are— free to talk about it on air.
Rosenblum
I would be elated
Sammy
First and foremost on everyone’s minds: were there any signs of, uh, y’know, the lake mo- *sighs* I can’t.
Ben
Did Kingsie make the body, bite the big one?
Rosenblum
There was no evidence that a creature large or small had anything to do with the deceased.
Ben
*sigh of relief* That- I knew Kingsie didn’t have it in her.
Sammy
Now, Dr. Rosenblum, can you tell us if there was any foul play involved at all?
Rosenblum
During our first autopsy we were not able to distinguish with certainty the cause of death. But there were no signs of foul play
Sammy
I’m sorry, did you say “first” autopsy?
Ben
[confused] Is that normal? Did you- find out the cause of death during the… second autopsy?
Rosenblum
Indeed. It was six individual gunshot wounds to the victim’s head. Three shots to the temporal lobe, two to the mendulla oblongata—
Sammy
What?! Six gunshot wounds?!
Rosenblum
To the cranium, yes. One to the frontal lobe, another to—
Ben
So the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe was, murdered?
Sammy
I can’t believe this! This is big! Why didn’t one news outlet report this thing yesterday?!
Rosenblum
Well, the cause of death was inconclusive and with no signs of foul play, it was not exactly a juicy story.
Ben and Sammy
Wait a second.
Rosenblum
…yes?
Sammy
I’m sorry, doc. I’m not in the medical orrr criminal fields but, how is six gunshots not foul play?
Rosenblum
Well, that was between the first autopsy and the second. The gunshots were self-defense administered via Deputy Kreighauser at my behest.
Sammy
Ben, we’re gonna wanna get Troy on the phone and see what he’s got to say about this.
Ben
“Things Ben Arnold would never think under ordinary circumstances for 800, Alex.”[2]
Sammy
Doc, while we’re getting Deputy Troy on the line, would you mind if we took a quick break to hear from one of our sponsors?
Rosenblum
That’s just- Dandy.
[light bg music]
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[KFAM intro music]
Sammy
And we’re back on King Falls AM, here with King Falls County Coroner, Dr. Jeffery Rosenblum.
Rosenblum
A Pleasure.
Sammy
Do you have Troy, Ben?
Ben
He’s booking one of the Williams boys for mooning. He’ll call us in a few.
Sammy
I’m a little out of sorts here, doc. Can you explain what happened between the first inconclusive autopsy and the point where Troy filled the cadaver full of lead.
Rosenblum
Of course. As I was finishing the initial post-mortem, it came to my attention that the deceased began to emit a hissing sound, fluctuating between the lower thorax and the larynx.
Ben
Oh my God.
Rosenblum
I called for Deputy Kreighauser and he entered, as I wanted someone else to see this- phenomenon. That’s when the John Doe began a slight, thrashing about the upper torso.
Ben
Um… are you saying—
Rosenblum
The deputy began to fumble for his sidearm while we both discerned that something was wildly- amiss. The deceased opened its eyes and instantly grabbed for the lapel of my lab coat with voracious tenacity.
Ben
Wh- ah- go on.
Rosenblum
It gnashed its teeth as I emitted a terrified, albeit, high pitched, scream. And that’s when Troy unholstered his sidearm and administered six lethal shots to the reanimated corpse’s cranium.
Ben
A zombie.
Sammy
Alright, is there- [fumbling] Let’s just say- is there-
Ben
We’ve got Troy on the line.
Deputy Troy
[in bg] I don’t care if he was only joshin’. You can’t show your G-D derriere out in public! [car door slams] [pleasantly] Hey boys, what’s goin’ on tonight?
Sammy
You tell us, Troy, holy geez! Uh, we’ve got Dr. Rosenblum on the line here and—
Deputy Troy
Is this about the zombie?
Ben
Yes! So-so you’re confirming this story, Troy?
Deputy Troy
Well, hell yeah I’m confirming! I had to do three hours of damn paper work from unloadin’ my pistola into a corpse! Sheriff Gunderson was not the happiest of campers.
Ben
[excited and awed] This is amazing… This is unprecedented .
Sammy
[skeptical] This is a little unbelievable, Troy.
Rosenblum
It is a first in my profession. Believe you me. [still tonelessly] Wowzers.
Deputy Troy
Honest engine[3] boys. I capped the all get out of that thing! It had the doc by the face ‘bout to start chewing!
Rosenblum
You’re my hero, Deputy Troy.
Deputy Troy
Shucks, wasn’t nothin’ special.
Ben
[slightly sullen] Except killing the first instance of a zombie in King Falls since—
Sammy
Don’t say “since”.
Ben
… Well… Since that one time at the mall in the '80s.
Sammy
No, that’s not a real thing, Ben. That’s a film.
Ben
[worked up] Sammy? How many extraordinary things are gonna have to SLAP you right in the face to make you buy into this? KING FALLS, MAN.
Deputy Troy
You know me, Sammy. I always shoot ya straight. But it was the craziest sh[bleep]t I’ve ever seen. I mean it was like my-ex-wife-needs-alimony-money crazy.
Ben
See? Even Barney Fife[4] saw it.
Sammy
*sighs* I just—
Rosenblum
I don’t want to cause an uproar here, but since that exam, there have been, other cases.
Ben
Of frickin’ zombies?
Rosenblum
Of reanimation among corpses… yes.
Deputy Troy
Doc, you just give me a call if you need. I’m more than happy to go Clint Eastwood if the situation arises.
Rosenblum
Will do, Deputy. Thank you so much for your- assistance. Without you, there may not have been this- interview.
Deputy Troy
[proud] To protect and serve.
Sammy
I can’t take all this in right now, Dr. Rosenblum I- e- Thank you so much for your insightful information.
Rosenblum
As they say, [still monotone] “you got it, duude.”
[click, dial tone]
Ben
You okay, Sammy? You… don’t look so well.
Deputy Troy
Ah, hell, boys.[siren whoop] I gotta go. I’ll call you back later tonight! One of the Williams boys is tryin’ ta saw through the bars outside the jailhouse? [sirens in bg] [through megaphone] Jacob Williams put your hands UP and the file DOWN.
[click, dial tone]
Ben
Alright King Falls, you’ve heard our story, let’s hear yours. Have you or anyone you know experienced anything like what the doctor spoke of? Reanimation? The walking—
Sammy
Don’t.
Ben
You know what I mean. Give us a call or tweet us.
Sammy
Looks like the board is lighting up!
Ben
Um…
Sammy
What’s up? Okay, it can’t be any crazier than what we just heard, Ben.
Ben
Line One, Sammy.
Sammy
Welcome to King Falls AM, you’re on with Sammy and Ben.
Line 1
[female, almost sounds automated] Good evening, Sammy—
Sammy
Do I know you ma'am?
Riley
— please hold for Mayor Grisham.
Ben
He… Probably just wants us to— mark these tapes as, evidence. *nervous laugh* Right, Sammy?
Sammy
Or burn them.
Riley
Sammy Stevens, Mayor Grisham.
Sammy
Mayor?
Mayor Grisham
Sammy… Ben.
Sammy
You’re on live on King Falls AM, sir.
Mayor Grisham
[commanding] Take me off and go to break. We need to chat.
Sammy
No can do. Ben says we aren’t scheduled for break for another- uh- at least ten minutes.
Mayor Grisham
Ben. Cut. To. Commercial.
Ben
Uh- uh- uh- the thing is- I- I- I can’t- do that. Sir.
Mayor Grisham
[threateningly pleasant] You boys want to talk live on air? We can talk live on air.
Sammy
[challenging] Nothin’ to hide on this end of the phone, Mayor Grisham.
Mayor Grisham
I hear your snide remarks, Sammy. I’ve read the transcripts.
Sammy
Which! let’s be honest, is pretty weird. We’re a late night AM talk show, why are you bothering with us?
Mayor Grisham
Oh, I don’t bother with you. I try to keep up to date with all the local news and entertainment. I gotta say, I was really happy a big city radio guy decided to come play host at our little radio station.
Sammy
Well, I’m more than happy to—
Mayor Grisham
I wasn’t finished… But I have to say, I’m a little less than thrilled with [accusingly] all the excitement you brought with you.
Sammy
I’d hardly call reporting the news “excitement”, sir—
Mayor Grisham
It’s interesting to me that I don’t see Channel 13 breaking these crazy stories.
Ben
[quickly] No offense, your honor, but those idiots don’t know their a[bleep]holes from their elbows.
Mayor Grisham
And you boys being on site when these “events” happen? [softly, still accusing] It’s a little bit of a coincidence don’t you think?
Sammy
Are you insinuating that we are staging these events, Mayor?
Mayor Grisham
I’m stating facts. I’m sure your ratings are way, way up there since all these sensational events seem to coincide with your broadcast. Why do you think that is? Furthermore, I mean who’s up listening to you at this ungodly hour of the night?!
Sammy
Seemingly most of the town, Sir. As well as whomever you’ve hired to keep an ear on us.
Mayor Grisham
I’ve tried to be nice about this… And I tried to be civil… but I think it’s about time that you troublemakers changed formats. No more of this funny business. It’s not good for the listeners. It’s not good for the residents. And honestly? it’s not good for me. I don’t appreciated being painted in this light, gentlemen.
Sammy
Oh! You mean the light where you as a public service,[sic] try to quell the voice of the people.
Ben
It’s not your right to tell us what we can and can’t report on, sir. All due respect.
Mayor Grisham
[rudely] All due respect, Ben Arnold. Just a couple of months ago you were digging up old records on eBay for Chet Sebastian to run on about. Now you’re a media star?? That’s worrisome! Seems you fellas have All the reasons in the world to fabricate these issues, and I have to say I’m not gonna sit here and listen to this, while you LIE TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF KING FALLS.
Sammy
Well, when we start “fabricating” and “making things up,” you can come throw the book at us. But until then- [click, dial tone] Whoops! Looks like you just got disconnected. I’d wait for you to give us a call back and all, but with it not being an election year I probably shouldn’t hold my breath.
Ben
Line One iiis lit up again, Sammy.
Sammy
[insincerely] Oh, sorry about that Mayor! I must have fabricated accidentally dumping your call when-
Esther Rollens
[heavy metal music in bg] [voice old and wavering] Did you boys fund a lavender ball of yarn in there? Been looking for it all week! [click, dial tone]
Ben
[shaken] Sammy, I think that commercial might do us some good right now.
[KFAM outro]
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References
[1] Coachella - The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (commonly called Coachella or the Coachella Festival) is an annual music and arts festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California, in the Coachella Valley in the Colorado Desert.
[2] Reference to the TV game show Jeopardy!
[3] I honestly can’t tell if he’s saying “honest engine” or “honest injun” but i’mma go with the one that’s technically incorrect but also not super racist.
[4] Barney Fife - Deputy from the Andy Griffith Show. Calling a police officer or authority figure "Barney Fife" has become an American slang term for gross ineptitude or overzealousness.
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Ahhh! I hope you're still doing the Halloween asks bc?? Halloween?? Is my second most fav holiday?? (Dia de los muertos being first 💀😆) Anyways, rfa(v already counts as rfa right?)+ vanderwood and saeran: what kind of family themed costumes would they wear with their fam?
Ooooo! Dia de los muertos is also a good holiday!!! ^^ this onecan be answered simply so here it is, i hope its okay! ~4
YOOSUNG:
either animal themedcostumes or game themed costumes!
Like you’re either theAristocats or you’re Mario and the gang, no in between
He likes to make yourown costumes! That way its full of love and he wants his children to know daddycARES
not competitive????but yes competitive. He makes the costumes as best as he can and he comparesthem to other families and even store bought ones
cries when hischildren are dressed up because theyre so adorable and he loves them so much
ZEN:
Superherocostumes!!!!!!
Why, you ask? Thecostume shows off his body and it makes him happy
not to mention hethinks his children are the heroes of his life??? Theyre precious and amazingand bring happiness and he just loves them
he’ll even go as the/villain/ while the kids are the superheroes if they want him to
not to mention he canput his acting to good work while he pretends to be beaten up. What cuties heck
JAEHEE:
homemade costumes forthe win
you cant tell me shewouldnt try to get you and the babies to dress up as different sized coffees
THE BABY IS A COFFEEBEAN GOD BLESS HHHHNNNN PRECIOUS
Either decked outcostumes that even /smell/ like coffee, or simple coffee-coloured clothing with a simple label
Taking tons ofpictures of the children and crying, theyre so beautiful, she cant
JUMIN:
Push him out of hiscomfort zone, do it MC
ROCK BAND MEMBERS.
THROW HIS ASS INLEATHER PANTS i would fucking d ie pl eas e
The kids love the hellout of it. They run around singing songs, playing their little guitars, evenhave a little boom box to play music as they rock out
he’s constantly facepalming but he truly loves how adorable the rest of his family is. Everyone’ssinging, playing, and having so much fun. He could deal with the leather pantsif he could see the loves of his life being this happy
SAEYOUNG:
PETER PAN, WENDY, ANDTHE LOST BOYS
He is peter pan. Hewill fist fight his child to be peter pan, which makes you wendy. regardless ofgender. you’re a girl? wendy. youre a boy? wendy. youre gender neutral? wendy.
You cant get him outof the tights for weeks after halloween someone please help this family
but hes so cute? Sucha kid? He’s playing with the kids all the time, climbing up on light poles andjumping out of bushes
he even has the redhair, mc, are you positive he isnt /the real/ peter pan??
JIHYUN:
So extra but /so/cute. Put that creativity to work, Jihyun. Are you ready?
HOME MADE. LARGE.FULLY FUNCTIONING. ROBOT COSTUMES. He has saeyoung help dont let him fool you
Custom costumes foreach person of his family, even down to their favourite colour
Everyone walks like arobot the whole night, they even talk like theyre robots
Honestly cries whenthe kids tell him they wanna wear the costumes all the time?? His work? All thetime?
SAERAN:
DISNEY VILLIANS DO NOTFIGHT ME
Okay listen, thekid(s) wanted to do Disney and he Did Not™
but fortunately?? Thekids also liked the villains in the movies
did he enjoy beingdressed up as the villain? not necessarily, but it warmed his heart knowingthat his child(ren) can love and accept someone with a dark past (pls let melove my husband)
and cutie helps /make/the costumes. Hardcore. Making the costumes. Every lil detail. To make hisfamily happy. Fight me.
VANDERWOOD:
Cops! And! Criminals!
Because??? The children think its fun?
“Look!” says the youngest, “I have my owntaser!” its vandys. it is the precious taser. cue vandy freaking out
The kids make Vanderwood so proud though because they chaseafter Saeyoung with their batons
Though they’re constantly running from them? Throughout thewhole night? Let Vandy Rest™ please
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Tuesday 27 March 1832: SH:7/ML/E/15/0045
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fancy I shall be ver[y] m[u]ch long[e]r bef[ore] I see you ag[ai]n - Mary! I am poth[ere]d ab[ou]t ho[me] concerns, and
can neith[e]r do wh[a]t I wish, or wh[a]t I ought - B[u]t, in the midst of all, the conclud[in]g part of
y[ou]r let[ter] ma[ke]s me laugh - Miss H- [Hobart] ta[ke] up her abode w[i]th me! n[o]t that I kno[w] of or expect -
Do you n[o]t rememb[e]r wh[a]t I ha[ve] alw[a]ys told you? - H[e]r health once reestab[lishe]d, and I count
up[on] her companion[in]g hers[elf] ver[y] diff[erentl]y’ - L[ad]y S- [Stuart] h[a]s been ill - b[u]t is recov[ere]d - is 8 or 9
y[ea]rs young[e]r than my fath[e]r and may ha[ve] sev[era]l comf[orta]ble y[ea]rs to co[me] - can[no]t settle an[y]th[in]g w[i]th
L[ad]y G- [Gordon] in Lond[on] - all this talk[e]d ov[e]r w[i]th M- [Mariana] when I saw h[e]r last, that she kno[w]s up to this
ti[me] as m[u]ch as I do - ‘I cert[ainl]y do wish so[me]th[in]g w[a]s settl[e]d - b[u]t being impat[ien]t does no good; and I
ta[ke] th[in]gs as they co[me], ver[y] quiet[l]y - I th[in]k of noth[in]g as fix[e]d, b[u]t my go[in]g to Paris in the 1
st
inst[an]ce’ - 10 days
quarantine, b[u]t comf[orta]ble temp[orar]y hot[e]ls to perform it in - finish[e]d my let[ter] last 1/3 of p[age] 3.
and long ends and und[e]r the seal sm[all] and close - tell her to ta[ke] care of hers[elf] and wr[ite] me cheer[in]g let[ter]s
I can[no]t bear to th[in]k of n[o]t seeing you ag[ai]n bef[ore] I go - and yet wh[a]t can I do? all my consolat[io]n is, that
all h[a]s been talk[e]d ov[e]r - noth[in]g left unsaid - and if there be an[y]th[in]g new that c[oul]d be add[e]d, perh[aps] it is
that I hope I shall nev[e]r repent the decis[io]n that my a[un]t hers[elf] made, and the break[in]g up our estab[lishemen]t in
Paris - B[u]t this is qui[te] bet[ween] ours[elves]’ ment[ione]d McD-‘s [Macdonald] go[in]g to leave my a[un]t on acc[oun]t of her (McD-‘s [Macdoland])
health - and that they ha[ve] h[a]d the cholera in Paris these 2 m[on]ths - at 5 50/: s[e]nt off my let[ter] to Mrs. Lawt[o]n
Lawt[o]n hall Lawt[o]n Cheshire - wr[ote] 1 p[age] to my a[un]t - dress[e]d - din[ner] at 6 3/4 in 40 min[ute]s - coff[ee] at
8 - won 1 and lost 1 hit at b[a]ckgam[mo]n - fr[om] 9 3/4 in an h[ou]r r[ea]d al[ou]d fr[om] p[age] 101 to 140 ch[apter] 59 vol[ume] xi. Gibb[o]n
ca[me] upst[ai]rs at 11 10/: and to my r[oo]m at 11 1/4 -
very good friends she asked me to give her a half hoop ruby ring perhaps we shall now go on very well I have no inclination to teaze her with caresses and ‘tis well -
fine mild day
b[u]t ver[y] lit[tle] sun aft[e]r 11 or 12 in the morn[in]g F[ahrenheit] 63° in my r[oo]m at 11 3/4 p.m. and 41° at 12 in
the balc[on]y - L[ad]y Anne Scott s[e]nt us this ev[enin]g to look Withering’s bot[an]y by MacGillivray 1 vol[ume] [octa]vo cloth
pl[a]tes 10/. - seems useful, and easy, and element[ar]y, and suffic[ientl]y portable
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