Cabinet Battle 1
Part 5 of the Drarry x Hamilton Musical fic no one asked for!
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Cast after-parties meant one thing and one thing only to Draco Malfoy: rap battles. Though it was all new to him, he spent all of his free time devouring all of the hip-hop he could get his hands on like a starving man. It took some time before he became comfortable participating in cast battles, but eventually, he earned his role as Aaron Burr on a night just like this one. Needless to say, he cherished these gatherings. Even when he was paired with someone who poked at all of his bruises.
Tonight, it was Seb of course. Perceptive, slutty Seb who of course jabbed at Draco’s sex life and background. The competitive monster in Draco flared, and in this moment, nothing mattered more than getting that mic drop moment and making Seb bow at his lyrical prowess. So when his turn came, he started—
That’s right, my name is Draco Malfoy,
I used to be the worst kind of white boy
With two fortunes and an estate
Before I lost it all when dad found out I’m super gay.
Son of a dumbass and a trophy
No shit
I struggle with feeling worthy.
I also have a tendency to fixate
Let me explain
How this mess means I have zero sex.
You ask why I don’t fuck around and have fun?
‘Cause I’ve loved the same guy since forever, son.
But I’m so good at this thing called acting
He swears I hate him when I’ve really just been lusting
After him for over a decade
Hiding love and passion under fury and yelling.
So while you’re fucking around like no problem,
I’ll wait right here for Prince Charming
My Chosen One
The room roared in approval, and Draco beamed. Victory had to be his. Seb shook his head and smirked, then finally bowed, begrudgingly admitting his defeat. In an instant, Draco’s triumph disappeared. Because standing behind Seb was a slack-jawed Harry Potter.
Will part 6 be the last part? Who knows! But it’s coming!
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BRO I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT MR. BEAST AND STEVE WHO LIVES ACROSS THE STREET TEAMED UP TO KILL BOJACK!!!! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!?!?
Like??
And then???
To him????
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hello what's this?
Yesterday's Promise - Chapter 124 - Silverstar1 - Thunderbirds [Archive of Our Own]
also for anyone who skips my author's notes (I do not blame you, they are unhinged): there's going to be a new chapter on Wednesday 27th. The reasons for this are as follows:
I had to split this chapter in half because having 30k+ to read would be insane even by my standards
For those of us who celebrate Christmas, it gives us something to break up that weird week between Boxing Day and NYE when time doesn't exist. For anyone who doesn't celebrate, hey, you get an extra chapter just as a little treat!
I wanted to upload the final chapter on NYE still. It just seems satisfying. Last chapter on the last day of the year - it makes my brain happy, y'know?
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have you worked out who i am yet?
call me jeff bezos the way i’m obsessed with money *ba dum tss*
kind of thematically related to the fic i wrote. i like stories about romance-induced moral corruption but i didn’t lean into that enough for my taste, so i might give it another go sometime. i wanted to add another medium to my roster of honey/molina appreciation avenues first, though. 🫶🏽
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geto with a tongue piercing
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