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lovelenivy · 5 months

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babygirlhouse · 1 month

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house md 2024 headcanons 🫡

hi loves!! jumping on this trend :^) i don't think any of these make sense but they made me laugh soooo here u go

House has a very bad pain day and (when pushed) says that he strained the muscle while riding his bike. Obviously nobody believes him, so the ducklings + Wilson spend the day trying to figure out what he did and end up finding security footage of him attempting to hit the griddy in the morgue

Kutner has a very generic inspirational quotes tumblr blog (he’s so proud of it) and House finds it and just starts dropping quotes from it in DDXs to mess with him & then acting all innocent

Thirteen has a secret thirst trap tiktok acc that doesn’t explicitly show her face but has her lab coat & maybe stethoscope. When Chase suggests that it’s her she doesn’t confirm or deny it and just keeps winking. Cameron definitely follows the account after this. Thirteen pretends not to realise.

Wilson takes a uquiz to find out what sort of cheese he is and is devastated when it says he’s cheddar. He then has an identity crisis because he thinks he’s too bland and tries to reinvent his aesthetic, leading to one infected eyebrow piercing and a tramp stamp that’s never mentioned again. Potential there for a sappy scene where House tells him he's anything but bland.

Cuddy starts a momblog style podcast. House sends anonymous hate. Taub guest stars.

I think Taub would get deeply into ASMR. Like it’d start with him finding and playing a video of ASMR triggers for his daughters, then he tries it himself to see if that calms them down even more, etc etc. He starts a youtube channel and it blows up. He gets recognised by patients at the hospital. It goes to his head just a little. He unironically uses the term 'ASMRtist'

A cosplayer has a mysterious illness and the team has to go to a convention to test for environmental factors. Chase is apprehensive but House forces him to go. He’s quickly recognised at the convention and it turns out that he has a cosplay instagram account and they get stopped every 10 mins to take pictures. No one lets him live it down

Thirteen and Cameron kiss & fall in love & babysit Taub's kids. House makes relentless jokes but is quietly very fond of them and their relationship. Pls i need this

Foreman has a twitter/X account where he posts a combination of work out tips/inspirational quotes (not as sweet as Kutner's blog, more grindset vibes yknow) but he gets mixed up in a pyramid scheme for protein powders and gets cancelled. Also potential for a sappy scene here where Foreman says he admires Kutner for not letting House's teasing about his blog get to him. They're besties now and make each other better.

Cuddy forces all of them to go on a wellness retreat. House and Wilson make a bet to see who can go the longest without speaking. It's not even a silent retreat, they're just like that. Also someone convinces Chase that the utility shed on the retreat is haunted.

The wellness retreat no speaking bet also def has potential for gay chicken. Like Wilson kisses House to see if that will get him to lose the bet. By the next morning neither of them know or care who lost the bet, they leave their room looking Extremely disheveled and return to the hospital very much together. Cuddy is not at all surprised. She planned this. Each of the ducklings hand her $100.

PPTH minecraft server. yeah

#im so tired #i have an assessment due in 6 days #time to speed read all of inferno #house md #gregory house #headcanon #hatecrimes md #house md headcanons #hilson #mouse bites #james wilson

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switchblades-and-apparitions · 21 days

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tumblr is so beautiful bc ur mutuals can convince you to watch house bc they repost ship art of old man yuri but really its a show about some doctors

#house md #mouse bites

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jameswilsonsupremacy · 2 months

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my contribution to the house md tumblr today. tomorrow i will offer nothing. (I just had exams and a choir concert, have mercy on me.)

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robertseanleonardthinker · 3 days

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went to do my t shot... wtf is this?!?!

#house md #mouse bites #mouse md #hatecrimes md #houseposting

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kellinrk800 · 2 months

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Pov your first T shot

#house md #hilson #gregory house #hate crimes md #is this anything #mouse bites #hwo do i tag this #fuck #uhhh #oh yeah #procreate #fanart #trans artist

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itsmakingyoucry · 1 month

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I… don’t have a life.

#house md consumes me #also I wish Hugh Laurie would consume me :/#house md #house m.d.#hilson #wilson x house #house x wilson #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #mouse bites #hugh laurie #robert sean leonard

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imnotzuza · 3 months

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so I finished house md and I decided to rewatch some of the early seasons episodes so yesterday I rewatched 1x06 'the Socratic method' and I realised how much hints about chase's relationship with his mother I missed. like seriously. it was so obvious and I didn't catch it. but it's so good. I wish we heard more about him in the early seasons but we were fed in the last three so it's okay. ALSO THE FUCKING WEIRD ASS THING BETWEEN CAMERON AND HOUSE. OMG I FORGOT ABOUT IT COMPLETELY. IT. MAKES. ME. WANT. TO. PUKE. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!?!?!?

#early season cameron was so weird i cant #and foreman not caring at all. king behaviour #i prefer the later seasons tbh #house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #robert chase #dr chase #1x06 #the Socratic method #mouse bites #eric foreman #gregory house #allison cameron

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yourfaveisomegaverse · 5 months

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Mouse Bites from House are an Alpha

#omegaverse headcanons #your fave blog #your fave is #omegaverse hc #your fave is blog #your faves blog #omegaverse #mod omega 🥺#your fave is an alpha #mouse bites #house headcanons #house md #house

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littlebean2905 · 9 days

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I was watching House md and on a particularly angsty scene I called him babygirl

My parents are looking at me oldy now

#sad scene but now at least I have Lin-Manuel Miranda #party rockers in the house tonight #mouse bites #house md #hilson

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hugeegosorry · 11 months

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just got mousebited

#house md #in da house #gregory house #greg house #jumpscare alert #youtube #mouse bites

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hilsonisthecure · 1 year

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house m.d. is just a show that switches back and forth from "the patient will be fine, as long as i do this totally unheard of procedure," to "no, i'm not in love with my best friend, but we spend all of our time together and did i mention that we live together?"

#house md #hilson #mouse bites #gregory house #james wilson

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yikesattackpenicillin · 1 day

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I am in love with Gregory House

#housemd #house #dr house #gregory house #house md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #Vicodin #this vexes me #mouse bites

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abbnormalgurl · 23 days

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