Monsterfucker Monday Poll 📊

You asked for it, you’re getting it: how do people prefer their monsters? 🤔 I thought long and hard (heh) about how to phrase this because a lot of people think of topping and bottoming to be synonymous with dominance/submission. Hopefully this will get more traction than the other poll that was floating around which got ~700 responses if I remember correctly :D

Incubus by Tomás Boersner

Hyper-sexual zombie cicadas is actually a sleeper agent activation phrase for monster fuckers across the world 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

Monsterfuckers, do you have a breeding kink? 💦

This Poll Again?

I want to ensure the most thorough results as possible so I’m doing the poll again with more specific options!

Sharing is Caring

If we could reach the same number of respondents (1,981) as last time or MORE that would be important! Second time is the charm folks, please repost, repost, repost!!

Why?

For those wondering what this is going towards, I am going to write about the connection between kink and monster fucking in my study about all things erotic monsters! With how prevalent the breeding kink is I thought why the hell not start there lmao

So much monster fucking art/writing features the breeding kink ✨ and I wanna know! How many folks in the monster fucking community love it 🤓🤔 pls repost so we get a bigger pool of responses!

What would you say are some of the most popular kinks in the monster fucker community? We got breeding ofc, vore, but for whatever reason all the other kinks have flown from my brain. BDSM I suppose! Help me jog my memory of some of the kinks you’ve seen/or into in the monster fucking community gang

Edit: CNC, rape-play, degradation, immobilization (due to bondage or other factors), stretching, size gap, masochism, sadism, that kink where people are chased like prey (goddamnit what’s it called I can’t remember its name grrr)

Before the Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife there was…

Katsukawa Shunshō’s Diver and Amorous Octopus (1773-4)

Kitao Shigemasa’s Parody of the Noh Drama (Ama) (1781)

Katsukawa Shunshō, Lust of Many Women on One Thousand Nights (1786)

Maturing is realizing that monster fucking isn’t fantasy because of the monsters, but the impossibility of a human taking a creature who’s dick is the size of an arm or more

I’m writing about the queer subtext of Dracula and its SEVEN PAGES LONG just talking about the complicated history of a probably closeted Bram Stoker and how the culture at large helped to shape his monsters 😮‍💨 I’m not even at the part during the 1930s in which Hollywood censorship aided in queer-coding monsters either

HEAR YE , HEAR YE! Town announcement!

Have any of ye monsterfucking perverts heard about the monstrous desire study?

I’m studying why people are attracted to monsters by researching the cultural and historical significance of erotic monsters around the globe. From demon copulation during European witchcraft hysteria to Dracula’s erotic allure on vampires in media, you can read my ongoing study here, or look at my data that I took from over 2,202 respondents on why they love monsters (and why over 70% of people prefer erotic monsters that are an actual threat to them 😆).

The Monstrous Desire Study is currently in the process of submitting the book to publishers, so follow me to come along on this wacky journey and learn some cool facts about sexy monsters 😈

Retvrn to Tradition (sexualizing the sphinx) aka time is a flat circle

Pictured above is the sphinx from Dragons Dogma 2 and a painting from Gustave Moreau titled “Oedipus and the Sphinx” (1864) which depicted the sphinx as a femme fatale ready to gut Oedipus for answering incorrectly.

Titties? Out.

Eye contact? Intensely made.

Victim? Acquired.

Eugène Modeste Edmond Lepoittevin’s Les Diables de Lithographies (Devilish Lithographs) (1832)

What’s the Context, baby?

The founder of the tentacle grape genre, Toshio Maeda, first drew tentacles in manga in 1976 in his short story "SEX Tearing".

Because he couldnt draw dicks due to censorship regulation in Japan, Maeda drew tentacles instead. The head editor of the magazine in response called the cops, but the cops ran off after finding that Maeda didn't actually break any rules 🤷🏻

I’m guest speaking on a huge podcast next Thursday to spread the gospel of monster fucking and the whole thing has me twitching with anxiety. Don’t fuck up you dumb idiot