I would love to see obey me MC in a stereotypical horror movie setting, I think the 0 amount of shits they'd give would be very funny
I would pay good money to watch them go about their day to day life while something desperately tries to kill them and becomes more and more devastated by how little MC cares
Horrific Creature haunting MC, in tears: Can't you just pretend to be scared?
MC: You want me to lie?
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my awful son who I hate a lot (creatures of sonaria concept art!!)
do not repost without permission!!! more info under cut
tier 4 flier
omnivore
growth time 40 mins
males and females have no visible difference
worst colour palette in the game (imagine it for me)
has defensive and offensive confusion, beserk, and invisibility
5937 health, as an april fools creature it does a random amount of damage each bite ranging from 1 to 1000!! worst creature ever!!
its calls are similar to hyena cackles and goose honks!! bad!!!
ridiculous amounts of movement when they run and walk. they move like they are drunk and have no bones
not sure about this idea but I like to think they inflict a random ailment every time they're bitten
worst mammal ever. really really really really bad
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“You’re okay,” you reassured. “We’ll be okay, I promise.”
Leaning over the edge of the boat, your Orc Boyfriend said in a gruff voice, “Orcs were not made for water travel.”
All you could do was rub his back. “We haven’t even set off yet…” you mumbled just low enough that your partner couldn’t hear.
The two of you had decided to go and explore the wider world. It was a tough and scary decision for you both to make. You both had never ventured beyond your homeland, and your Orc had never faced the prospect of being separated from his caravan.
When he had first announced his intent to travel with you, the whole Caravan had erupted with disapproval. He had silenced them all with barks of reassurance... Although you weren’t exactly sure how he did it, given the yelling and shouting.
Eventually, the Caravan warmed up to the idea. They even offered to escort you both to the docs, but you both declined.
A whole encampment of Orcs suddenly appearing at the docs? People would assume they were trying to plunder a ship and then everything would go to Hell.
If it were only you and your Orc, people would stare yes, but there wouldn’t be as nearly as much panic. And you would let them stare.
What business was it of other people what you and your Orc did together? You were not being forced to go along with him.
The boat eventually unanchored... And you both were off.
Your Orc Boyfriend effortlessly bounced back from his sickness, insisting it was because of his diet, but you saw through his deception. The two of you watched as the land got further and further away from the boat.
As the land turned into a mere strip of green from the horizon, your Orc wrapped his arms around your waist from behind. He placed his head on top of your own.
A heavy sigh escaped him, causing you to look up. Placing your hands on top of his muscular forearms. “And there it goes,” he said, a note of finality rang through his tone.
You give his arm a squeeze. “And there it goes.” You echoed.
The both of you were due to begin a whole new adventure in the wider world... Who knew what excitement was waiting for you out there?
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I'm so glad my players finally got to meet Ezmeralda! It was a very positive meeting, and since they didn't do anything to upset her at the beginning (who knows, knows) it could be the beginning of a very nice relationship
And she joined the party (along with a new player, a certain powerful paladin!) so their power level increased a lot!
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