Where he goin? Dw about it)

Headcanon:

(Au based)

Beardo Philip would use his sewing skills to surprise a 15-year-old Alma (his and Camila's daughter) with a quinceanera dress. 👑 💛 💕 ✨

Alma is completely amazed by the quality of her beautiful yellow ball gown when she tries it on.

She feels like a princess wearing it. 👑 💖

The teen would exclaim 'It's perfect!' as she twirled around in front of her papa with bright, starry eyes. ⭐ ✨

After jumping into Philip's arms for a hug and thanking him for her dress, Alma would tell him that he's the best dad ever, which would make him cry. 🥹

You got a Sona? 🤨

I'm the Undead Bear King of the Arcade 👑🧟‍♂️🐻

I smell like moldy carpet, pizza grease, and cotton candy, and if ya reach into my gutz, you'll get a prize (it's gummy worms) 🪱

Moldy princess 👑

I still live in 2021 yes

Nov 10, 2023

nick moldenhauer x dallas blankenburg

a so it goes ig edit

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user3 is that a picture of moldy in her phone case!?

nblanks98 KJ and I look good

dallasblankenburg 🙄

owenpower_ Miss you guys

dallasblankenburg big dog😭😭 i need you on the next flight here!

nick_moldenhauer my pretty june bug

dallasblankenburg my hottie nicky baby🫡

user2 my favorite couple!

markestapa the thrifting queen👑

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dallasblankenburg 🫡

luca.fantilli my boyfriend

dallasblankenburg funny, i didn’t know you were the one to kiss his boo-boos

user2 please why is this so funny

luca.fantilli @dallasblankenburg i kiss his boo-boos when you’re not around

dallasblankenburg i think we need to fight this out like men

nick_moldenhauer @luca.fantilli stop messing with my girlfriend

kentjohnson.13 make sure your hands are at a safe distance

user1 Moldy and Kent know each other

user2 Yes! KJ is very close with Blanks and Dallas

a/n: will probably do a couple of ig edits every month

Here's the second background reveal for The Deepwater Witch, the dreamlike Little Mermaid-based romance game that I'm releasing for Once Upon A Time VN Jam!

👑 Welcome to the prince's palace! 🫅

Watch your step…wait, don't sit there, it's moldy…

To my Fellow Kaveh Lovers,

Look at 'em. ♡ Look at 'em GO!

Kaveh's dendro dmg slaps around 208 to about 31K and his normal/charged hits at ~400 to 1081. He ain't slapping 1 million 🙄 in damage, but It's ✨️progress✨️. I'm so proud of my baby boy.

Xingqiu and Shinobu don't have fully built weapons, artifacts, or talents, so bare with me. I tested Kaveh's team on lvl80 Raiden.

Plans

Triple crown him 👑 I have them ready💕. The moldy kale dragon ヽ(´Д｀)ノ refuses to give me the flower mat! (Yes, I know you can convert them.)

Collect more Flower of Paradise Lost artifacts (EM, ER, CD, and CR focus)

Get C6 Kaveh

Get Makhaira Aquamarine. I don't have Mailed Flower, okay. (◕‿◕✿)*pain* I wasn't playing during the time of that Windblume event.

Build YaoYao. I stand by what I said before, I'll only play YaoYao in Coop for the Kaveh mains. The rest of you may perish.

👑 + either Aurelion Sol, Twitch or Naafiri, just because you joked about non-human League champions.

@shimmerbeasts SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE !  I’LL REPLY WITH  WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO  ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

Despite his size, he was very agile on his feet. Bigger than a toddler, the rat scuried along the streets following the one thing he could count on: his nose. His eyesight was terrible and he could only depent on it when things were directly in front of him so more often than not he relied on every other sense.

He would not know the answer to when he became Twitch. When a mere rat was more than one and had more sentience than any of its siblings. He didn't care either way. He was home and he could do whatever he wanted! LIfe in the Zaun was not the easiest, but when you thrived on what everyone else looked down upon, you were King. Everything thing that got mold and went bad was a feast to him and he would find that a lot, especially around the area that droped tasty food from the.... upside? Not his business. In that place, he was king.

Of course not everything was dead flowers, the humans didn't like to see him. Oh no sir they didn't! But that was what his crossbow, now being firmly held on his back, was for! He had found it in the trash and apparently was good enough with it to chase away others! Haha! Genius!

Twitch stood on his back paws, adjusting his little coat on (another treasure he had put together) and tiled his head up, catching a really good smell. Rotten fish? No..... Moldy bread? No no, not that. It was so toxic, so enchanting!!! He had to go after it!

And off into the darkness he went, following a sweet trail left behind by the same person who had turned him into well, him!

last of us infected themed!! did for someone in a server so credits to moss for the idea!!

TW FOR GROSS/BLOOD/ZOMBIE THEMED THINGS.

names:

infect

infection

click

clickette

clicker

zom

zomb

bite

bitten

lesion

ooze

bleed

fungus

fungi

fungal

para

parasite

stalk

stalkel

gross

grotesque

aggro

agressiv

croak

croaker

bio

biolum

lumine

mold

molddy

tooth

teeth

scar

scarret

maw

maul

mauled

scale

attack

harm

wound

scare

berserk

groan

violen

violents

violence

vio

lence

rat

king

kingsly

Kingston

myco

tox

toxin

toxic

spore

plague

cordy

cordycep

pronouns:

ick/icks

yuck/yucks

gross/gross

nasty/nastys

click/clicks

clicker/clickers

infect/infects

infection/infections

zomb/zombs

zombie/zombies

zomb/zombies

groan/groans

screetch/screetchs

bite/bites

tear/tears

gnaw/gnaws

rip/rips

fun/gus

fungus/fungus

fungi/fungis

brain/brains

plague/plagues

sick/sicks

sickness/sickness

lesion/lesion

ooze/oozes

bleed/bleeds

blood/bloods

tooth/tooths

teeth/teeths

para/parasites

stalk/stalks

stalker/stalkers

Wtf/wtfs

ew/ews

what/whats

!!/!!s

grotesque/grotesques

agress/agressives

agressive/agressives

vio/lent

violent/violents

violence/violence

scare/scares

scary/scarys

horror/horrors

fear/fears

terrified/terrifieds

petrified/petrifieds

spore/spores

croak/croaks

scream/screams

bio/bios

Bioluminescence/ bioluminescences

luminescence/luminescences

illum/illums

light/lights

glow/glows

mold/molds

moldy/moldys

fuz/fuzs

scar/scars

scarred/scarred

scale/scales

scaley/scaleys

attack/attacks

wound/wounds

harm/harms

hurt/hurts

ouch/ouch

pain/pains

agony/agonys

howl/howls

berserk/berserks

run/runs

sprint/sprints

crouch/crouchs

hide/hides

tox/toxs

toxin/toxin

king/kings

rat/rats

myco/mycos

cordy/cordys

cordy/cep

cordycep/cordycep

bloat/bloats

shamble/shambles

shroom/shrooms

flesh/flesh

bone/bones

shatter/shatters

spinter/splinters

drag/drags

carcass/carcass

corpse/corpses

kill/kills

die/dies

death/deaths

creep/creeps

🦷/🦷s

🧠/🧠s

🧟‍♂️/🧟‍♂️s

🧟‍♀️/🧟‍♀️s

🧟/🧟s

🥩/🥩s

🍄/🍄s

👑/👑s

🩸/🩸s

⚰️/⚰️s

🪦/🪦s

⚠️/⚠️s

❗️/❗️s

‼️/‼️s

20 Epicly Awkward Prom Pics from the Funky Past 🕺📸

Prom Night Follies: Groovy Awkwardness That Ages Like Moldy Cheese 🕺👑 What is it about peeking into our pasts that tickles our funny bones? Seriously, it's like a nostalgia-induced comedy show where everyone's dressed in the silliest outfits, parading around like they just found a stash of enchanted dress-up clothes. Is it the thrill of seeing folks rocking their bizarre getups without a hint of irony? Or maybe it's the relief that we're no longer wearing powder blue top hats and curtains-as-dress fashion statements. Whatever it is, let's dive into the chuckle-worthy world of awkward prom photos from the Groovy era. Leave the Top Hat Alone, It’s Bored of Your Company Hold the phone, folks, we’ve got a guy in the back sporting a top hat that thinks it's starring in a soap opera. I mean, that thing has more drama than a Shakespearean tragedy. Meanwhile, Mr. Caught-Off-Guard on the side just wants to have a normal picture, but nooo, top hat guy is stealing the limelight. Let’s give it up for the gals though, who are pulling off their looks like they’re getting ready for a blast. They probably wish they left that top hat at home, locked away with all the ghosts of fashion past. Flannel Fever: The Key to Everlasting Love Step right up, folks, for the most '70s prom pic you'll ever lay your eyes on. We've got shag carpet squares, paper mushrooms that look like a failed art project, and dual plaid suits that scream, "Hey, let’s match like a married couple!" These two deserve applause for their coordinated flannel, but someone please get them a towel – the prom dance floor doubles as a sauna, apparently. Magic and Mismatched Expressions: A Perfect Recipe Attention, prom photographers: Can we get a matching expression coordinator, stat? Nothing says “I’m thrilled to be here” like a split-screen of a guy who's hyped and a date who's mentally grocery shopping. Seriously, it's like watching a buddy comedy where one person didn't get the memo that it's supposed to be a comedy. A Puff of Smoke and a Splash of Style Catastrophe Cue the smoke machine, folks! Behold the wide-lapelled flannel jacket that thinks it’s the real star of the show. Bowtie, you're cool and all, but let's be real – the jacket’s hogging the spotlight. This was clearly the golden age of experimenting with fashion, when everyone took a detour through Crazytown before arriving at Promville. But hey, at least this guy has the crown for the greatest 1970s mullet. Congrats? From Prom to Mortuary: The Unenthusiastic Guy Meet the guy who treats prom like a funeral procession. Hands folded, pet gecko missing, and an overall aura of doom – it's like someone swapped his prom ticket with a burial plot reservation. Buddy, cheer up! It's prom, not a séance. Life’s too short to mourn your own prom night. Moonlit Bananas and Peasant Fashion Hey, remember that time the school decided the prom theme was “Jungle Love”? No? Well, neither do we, because it's bananas – literally. Those gals are perched on a moon that could easily double as a giant banana in another life. Maybe the school mascot is the Fighting Bananas. Who knows, it's the Groovy era – anything's possible. ’70s: When Dads Took Over Teenage Bodies The 1970s: when teenage boys turned into middle-aged dads overnight. This guy's got more wedding vibes than a justice of the peace. Did they card him at the entrance? Or did they offer him a briefcase and a 9-to-5 job as a dad-joke enthusiast? Ah, kids these days. Blinds, Blinds, and More Blinds: Oh Yeah, and Teens In this thrilling episode of "Prom Pics: The Next Generation," our young lovebirds are upstaged by the real stars of the show: venetian blinds. Because who needs prom memories when you can have window decor? But hey, at least the kids look happy. Somebody tell the blinds to chill. Last Known Photographs and Prom: A Perfect Match Look, folks, it's the "Last Known Photograph" series, featuring two teens who look like they're posing for an FBI witness protection program file. Are they having a great time? Is this a prelude to a crime spree? We need answers. But we also secretly hope they had a redo for a less ominous prom pic. When TVs Were Prom Dates: An Awkward Love Affair Guess what, folks? The '70s brought us the golden era of prom dates – enter the disembodied head! Because who needs a whole person when you can just go with the floating head option? Half-price tickets for half a person, anyone? Growing Pains and Cloudy Dancing Being a teenager: a tumultuous journey from 4'11" to 6'1" with legs that suddenly think they're in a growth race. These younguns are trying to walk on clouds made of cotton, but in reality, they're just tripping on clouds. Disco dance meets accidental acrobatics – it's all part of the '70s magic. "Jungle Love" or Just Plain "Oh No"? Someone needs to explain the '70s' obsession with bizarre prom themes. "Jungle Love"? Really? Did the school mascot have a stroke of genius, or did someone think, "You know what kids need? A dance that raises questions about cultural sensitivity!" Let's all agree that "Jungle Love" should've stayed in the jungle. Captain Awkward: Ready for Takeoff Breaking news: Prom pic rule #1 – thou shalt not look excited. This guy’s suppressing his inner cheerleader so hard, he's about to explode in a burst of restrained enthusiasm. Inside, he's doing Olympic gymnastics. Outside, he's trying to win the medal for "Most Chill Dude at Prom." Flashback to the Groovy-est Gagworthy Trends Ta-da! If you ever wondered what a single frame of the '70s looked like, here you go. Behold the high collars, wooden wall panels, and oversized glasses that together create a montage of fashion crimes. It's like the '70s threw up in one picture, and we can't look away. Mickey Ears Are So Yesterday, Meet Mickey Dots Who pulled the Mickey Mouse prank on this guy's prom photo? Did he willingly become a# Prom Night Follies: Groovy Awkwardness That Ages Like Moldy Cheese 🕺👑 What is it about peeking into our pasts that tickles our funny bones? Seriously, it's like a nostalgia-induced comedy show where everyone's dressed in the silliest outfits, parading around like they just found a stash of enchanted dress-up clothes. Is it the thrill of seeing folks rocking their bizarre getups without a hint of irony? Or maybe it's the relief that we're no longer wearing powder blue top hats and curtains-as-dress fashion statements. Whatever it is, let's dive into the chuckle-worthy world of awkward prom photos from the Groovy era. Leave the Top Hat Alone, It’s Bored of Your Company Hold the phone, folks, we’ve got a guy in the back sporting a top hat that thinks it's starring in a soap opera. I mean, that thing has more drama than a Shakespearean tragedy. Meanwhile, Mr. Caught-Off-Guard on the side just wants to have a normal picture, but nooo, top hat guy is stealing the limelight. Let’s give it up for the gals though, who are pulling off their looks like they’re getting ready for a blast. They probably wish they left that top hat at home, locked away with all the ghosts of fashion past. Flannel Fever: The Key to Everlasting Love Step right up, folks, for the most '70s prom pic you'll ever lay your eyes on. We've got shag carpet squares, paper mushrooms that look like a failed art project, and dual plaid suits that scream, "Hey, let’s match like a married couple!" These two deserve applause for their coordinated flannel, but someone please get them a towel – the prom dance floor doubles as a sauna, apparently. Magic and Mismatched Expressions: A Perfect Recipe Attention, prom photographers: Can we get a matching expression coordinator, stat? Nothing says “I’m thrilled to be here” like a split-screen of a guy who's hyped and a date who's mentally grocery shopping. Seriously, it's like watching a buddy comedy where one person didn't get the memo that it's supposed to be a comedy. A Puff of Smoke and a Splash of Style Catastrophe Cue the smoke machine, folks! Behold the wide-lapelled flannel jacket that thinks it’s the real star of the show. Bowtie, you're cool and all, but let's be real – the jacket’s hogging the spotlight. This was clearly the golden age of experimenting with fashion, when everyone took a detour through Crazytown before arriving at Promville. But hey, at least this guy has the crown for the greatest 1970s mullet. Congrats? From Prom to Mortuary: The Unenthusiastic Guy Meet the guy who treats prom like a funeral procession. Hands folded, pet gecko missing, and an overall aura of doom – it's like someone swapped his prom ticket with a burial plot reservation. Buddy, cheer up! It's prom, not a séance. Life’s too short to mourn your own prom night. Moonlit Bananas and Peasant Fashion Hey, remember that time the school decided the prom theme was “Jungle Love”? No? Well, neither do we, because it's bananas – literally. Those gals are perched on a moon that could easily double as a giant banana in another life. Maybe the school mascot is the Fighting Bananas. Who knows, it's the Groovy era – anything's possible. ’70s: When Dads Took Over Teenage Bodies The 1970s: when teenage boys turned into middle-aged dads overnight. This guy's got more wedding vibes than a justice of the peace. Did they card him at the entrance? Or did they offer him a briefcase and a 9-to-5 job as a dad-joke enthusiast? Ah, kids these days. Blinds, Blinds, and More Blinds: Oh Yeah, and Teens In this thrilling episode of "Prom Pics: The Next Generation," our young lovebirds are upstaged by the real stars of the show: venetian blinds. Because who needs prom memories when you can have window decor? But hey, at least the kids look happy. Somebody tell the blinds to chill. Last Known Photographs and Prom: A Perfect Match Look, folks, it's the "Last Known Photograph" series, featuring two teens who look like they're posing for an FBI witness protection program file. Are they having a great time? Is this a prelude to a crime spree? We need answers. But we also secretly hope they had a redo for a less ominous prom pic. When TVs Were Prom Dates: An Awkward Love Affair Guess what, folks? The '70s brought us the golden era of prom dates – enter the disembodied head! Because who needs a whole person when you can just go with the floating head option? Half-price tickets for half a person, anyone? Growing Pains and Cloudy Dancing Being a teenager: a tumultuous journey from 4'11" to 6'1" with legs that suddenly think they're in a growth race. These younguns are trying to walk on clouds made of cotton, but in reality, they're just tripping on clouds. Disco dance meets accidental acrobatics – it's all part of the '70s magic. "Jungle Love" or Just Plain "Oh No"? Someone needs to explain the '70s' obsession with bizarre prom themes. "Jungle Love"? Really? Did the school mascot have a stroke of genius, or did someone think, "You know what kids need? A dance that raises questions about cultural sensitivity!" Let's all agree that "Jungle Love" should've stayed in the jungle. Captain Awkward: Ready for Takeoff Breaking news: Prom pic rule #1 – thou shalt not look excited. This guy’s suppressing his inner cheerleader so hard, he's about to explode in a burst of restrained enthusiasm. Inside, he's doing Olympic gymnastics. Outside, he's trying to win the medal for "Most Chill Dude at Prom." Flashback to the Groovy-est Gagworthy Trends Ta-da! If you ever wondered what a single frame of the '70s looked like, here you go. Behold the high collars, wooden wall panels, and oversized glasses that together create a montage of fashion crimes. It's like the '70s threw up in one picture, and we can't look away. Mickey Ears Are So Yesterday, Meet Mickey Dots Who pulled the Mickey Mouse prank on this guy's prom photo? Did he willingly become a Read the full article

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