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nobodyfamousposts · 1 year
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The Hero of Paris
...so when Gabriel was in the bathroom on that train when he transformed and tried to akumatize someone...
...you think anyone could have just...I dunno, recorded it?
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Michael Donahue was the hero of Paris.
In truth, he was an American tourist. And about as American as one could get.
And AS a young American in a foreign country, he did what most Americans do: abuse his phone's camera function for anything and everything he thought was interesting and likely to get him likes on social media.
He recorded a man feeding pigeons before being run off by a police officer.
He recorded some curator at a museum telling a wild fanfic idea at the Louvre.
He recorded a bunch of people chasing after a blond haired kid and screaming at the sight of him. Which...okay, weird?
Well, he'd known Paris would be weird. But he didn't think it'd be THIS weird.
But then THAT day happened. And what he thought was perhaps the silliest…even the downright dumbest thing ended up being what made him go viral in the last way he ever expected.
Some would consider it uncouth. Most would have just politely ignored it.
But Micheal was a young American with a need to record everything.
And he was already in his seat in a train waiting for it to depart for his next travel destination...only to be delayed due to some reason that he, not being French-speaking, didn't understand.
Ultimately, that made this the perfect combination of bored and impulsive in JUST the right way to achieve a miracle.
So when he heard what sounded like shouting and insane laughter coming from the bathroom on the train, Michael—in true American fashion, decided to record it.
"Dude, some guy has taken over one of the restrooms and is yelling like crazy!"
…and for the sheer hell of it, he started livestreaming.
And his chat started to come alive.
What's going on?
"The train's held up. My French isn't that good. An 'akuma' or something?"
What's an akuma?
He looked over his shoulder.
"I dunno. But that guy in the restroom has been shouting about it a lot."
On the other side of the door, the faint sound of yelling could be heard. Most of it garbled that Michael couldn't quite make out except for a few words.
"—akuma—"
"—Ladeebuug!"
What's he shouting?
"Something about Ladybugs and noir? Is he shooting a movie or complaining of a lack of pest control? Lol."
Out of all his vids and livestreams, he hadn't expected the one about some random making a scene in a bathroom to be the one that got attention, but more people were joining the chat and he saw his numbers rise more than they ever had.
"Wow. Okay. Didn't expect to get this level of response."
He made sure to keep the camera on the bathroom door the noises were coming from rather than himself. It was what the people wanted to see apparently and it allowed better audio quality.
What was perhaps the most interesting was that he started getting comments in French.
In all caps.
With many exclamation points.
Is this real!?
HAWK MOTH!
IT'S HAWK MOTH!
WHERE IS HE?!
"Hawk Moth? What?"
Then a particularly insistent commenter named LadyWifi joined and started to spam the chat.
Où est-ce?
Où est-ce?!!
OÙ EST-CE!!!
"Wait hold on. What?"
où!
WHERE?!
WHERE IS IT
wherewherewerewhere?!!!!!!!!11!!1
He balked at the repeated demands. Given the chat seemed to be repeatedly questioning where in English, he could only presume that's what they were asking in French, too. But he had no idea why and no explanation was forthcoming! Any attempts anyone made to tell him what was going on quickly got lost in the flood of comments demanding a location.
Before he could comment further though, his thoughts were interrupted by a cry of outrage from the restroom, loud enough to ring his ears.
Silence.
Then…
"Nooroo, detransform moi."
There was a strange sound from inside. Muffled, but distinct enough. Like how sparkles should sound? Something from one of those magical girl shows his little sister watches.
A click signaled the door unlocking.
"I think he's about to come out!"
The chat was going wild. Everyone commenting. Making random names? Maybe trying to guess who the person on the other side of the door was?
Then some blond guy in glasses and a really unfashionable suit came out of the restroom.
…and his livestream promptly exploded.
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heidi891 · 9 months
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The real reason why Adrien doesn’t know anything at the end of season 5 is because Félix is writing a musical about the Agreste drama and he forbade Marinette to mention anything until he was done.
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lady-de-mon-coeur · 8 days
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Just another bunch of my nonsense
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gameguy20100 · 7 days
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I will never not laugh at the fact that in the intro, Marinette always says she's a normal girl with a normal life "in the daytime"
And about 10% of the episodes actually involve nighttime events.
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richard-hei-long · 5 months
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Miraculous Ladybug: Literal Transformation Phrase
Me and my friend Asuki were talking about Miraculous Ladybug, and came up with a funny concept: Transformation Phrases, but literal.
To explain, the actions that the Miraculous Transformation Phrases describe but they actually happen.
It goes a little something like this...
Marinette: Tikki, Spots On! Tikki: Proceeds to paint little spots on Marinette's face.
Adrien: Plagg, Claws Out! Plagg: Extends claws and proceeds to scratch Audrey's eyes out.
Alya: Trixx, Let's Pounce! Alya and Trixx: Proceed to pounce on someone(Marinette) for a sudden interview.
Nino: Wayzz, Shell On! Wayzz: Equips Nino with a turtle shell.
Chloe/Zoe: Pollen, Buzz On! Pollen: Begins buzzing like a bee.
This would be hilarious!
Heavily impractical given the show's premise, but this is just for fun anyways.
And... Oh lawd Gabriel and Nathalie's...
Gabriel: Nooroo, Dark Wings Rise! Nooroo: Makes a pair of butterfly wings that ascend into the sky.
Nathalie: Duusu, Spread My Feathers! Duusu: Starts spreading the feathers on Nathalie's current outfit.
Oh lordy lordy hail ze lordy!
Ha... Me and Asuki shouldn't be left alone in the same room.
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adrianxxiii · 1 year
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Cursed idea: AU, where Barbie (yes, THAT Barbie) is Zoe's biological mother
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Lmao tiny Lancelot beside Julian
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heartfairy · 6 months
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“what do you do for fun”
me:
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clawnoire · 7 months
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going thru my screenshots to find something else but found this trisha video screenshot instead
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sleepysebris · 1 year
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ml secret santa gift for @raindrops-on-the-roof ! ✨ sorry for being a week late i have this problem where i over-detail things that were meant to be simple. I wanted to do a silly lil love square comic and somehow get alya & nino in there, and at the time, elation was all i could think about! lol (this takes place in a reality where that was the last episode i watched) Thank you @mlsecretsanta for hosting such a cool event 💙
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eldritch-ace · 9 months
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Wow I can’t believe this show has ladybugs and chats noirs!
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nobodyfamousposts · 1 year
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Hey hope you don’t mind but how would the dolls react to some of the rise turtles villains (I kind of like to imagine warren like try to hitch a ride to the lair for a sneak attack on a day April and the turtles are babysitting the dolls and just imagine the dolls messing with him
Warren: Tonight's story: I AM NOT A PET! (Slams on glass)
(Zoom out to reveal he's in an aquarium.)
Warren: LET ME OUT!
Chaton: (Taps a container of shavings from pizza toppings into the aquarium)
Warren: Stop that! It's disgusting!
Littlebug: (Sprays a mister into the aquarium)
Warren: (Flails and slams face first into the dirt of the aquarium) This is so demeaning!
Mikey: (Passes by and sees the Dolls and the aquarium) D'aww! Did you guys get a pet?
Chaton: (Looks up and nods with a smile)
Mikey: That's so cute! Make sure to take good care of it!
Littlebug: (Doesn't even shift her gaze from Warren, instead gives a thumbs up)
Mikey: (Walks away, not even noticing Warren)
Warren: Revenge. Revenge on all your houses.
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Foot Lieutenant: Aha! Turtles! We meet again! Now we shall—
(He's cut off by a blast of foam that completely covers him.)
(The Turtles blink and turn to see Littlebug holding a fire extinguisher.)
Littlebug: (Nods, because fire safety is important and Mama said people's heads should not be on fire)
Donnie: Huh. Why didn't we ever consider that?
Foot Lieutenant: (Pops his head out of the foam, his fire now doused) How DARE you?
Donnie: (Takes the fire extinguisher from Littlebug and blasts Foot Lieutenant again)
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Meatsweats: (Holding Chaton) I wonder how you'd taste?
(A shadow looms over him, eyes flashing brightly.)
Raph: You're gonna be tasting what now?
Meatsweats: (Whimpers) Pain?
Raph: I was gonna say my fist, but that works too!
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Mikey: (In Doctor Rude outfit) It's time for Doctor Rude to make a comeback!
Raph: Mikey, no!
Mikey: And introducing my new henchmen!
Littlebug and Chaton: (Put on shades)
Mikey: (Puts on his shades) It's good to be Rude, baby!
Raph: MIKEY NO!
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(In the Prison Dimension)
Krang Prime: ...
Krang Prime: ...
Krang Prime: ... (Shrugs)
(Meanwhile, at the Lair)
Littlebug: (Pouting)
Leo: (Holding the Key out of her reach) No.
Littlebug: (Sulks)
Leo: No, we are not opening that can of tentacles and who knows what else.
Littlebug: (Doesn't understand what people have against vengeance)
Leo: Oh, I have nothing against vengeance. I'm petty as all get out. Go for the throat. But make it the Foot's throat. Or Draxum's. Especially Draxum's.
Littlebug: (Not convinced)
Leo: ...you know, those Foot guys were the ones who let the Krang loose in the first place.
Littlebug: (Considering)
Leo: And they're probably up to who knows what other sort of evil.
Littlebug: (Tilts head, still considering)
Leo: So maybe we get revenge on them and just leave the Krang in Time Out?
Littlebug: (Hums and then nods in acceptance)
(One hour later)
(Foot Lieutenant and Foot Brute are tied up.)
Littlebug: (Watching Leo with excitement)
Leo: Watch and be amazed! (Holds out his sword in a stance and slices down)
SHING!
Littlebug: (Eyes get wide and shiny)
Leo: There we go! (Lifts up a perfectly whittled stick) Perfect! (He then puts a marshmallow on it and gives the stick to Littlebug) Have at it.
Littlebug: (Runs over to the Foot)
Chaton: (Holding a stick with a marshmallow over the fire on their heads)
Littlebug: (Joins Chaton in roasting mallows)
Foot Lieutenant: I will get you for this. All of you.
Foot Brute: Our revenge will be—
Littlebug: (Bops them on the head because campfires don't talk)
Raph: (Walks by and notices what's going on) LEO!
Leo: Trust me, it was really the least problematic option.
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heidi891 · 10 months
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lady-de-mon-coeur · 4 months
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Sorry, but I had to do it 👉👈
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gameguy20100 · 1 year
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Marinette:*curious* How you got together?
Luka: We accidentally met when I was bicycle riding, talked for a while, then something sparkled between us after we both realized something.
Zoe: We both have the same hobby.
Marinette: *curious* What hobby?
Luka and Zoe: *simultanously* simping over you
Marinette*blushing like mad* Oh.
I've heard of a shared ex but this takes the cake.
😄😂
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ellifromspace · 10 months
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chat noir deserves fun pajamas too obv
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