REPOSTING OLD HCs

Anon asked: Does tashigi ever want to be a mom?

Wow. This was super random. But I finally figured out how to answer this. With her profession being a marine captain and her having a tirelessly work ethic, I don’t really see it happening anytime soon but she isn’t totally against having kids. Probably would teach them about swords and how to fight when they are old enough to anyways. And we can tell that she’s great with other people’s kids that are in trouble as seen in Punk Hazard and is currently taking them to see Vegapunk to find a cure for the inflictions Caesar Clown did to them. But that’s a totally different situation.

I don’t know how well Tashigi would handle the responsibly of having children of her own. Keep in mind that most kids that she has the experience of meeting and interacting with are already trained to do most basic things. They are already past being a baby and their terrible twos. Having her with her own children would require more work, love, caring, nurturing and responsibly. Now if she had a person who helped take care of the children with her, I can see no real issues. Unless it would be a certain lazy swordsman who just naps the whole night and day through but even he is good with other people’s kids throughout the series so I can still see it working out in the end.

Even with the movie’s problems, I think the scene where Stephen is told the truth about his dead variant dying and then gets absolutely disgusted / shocked / angry / desperate / confused about the Illuminati have a false statue of him, fooling the masses struck so much with me and how I write / picture Stephen in earth 199999 / MCU 616. In how much he doesn’t like to take credit when it’s not due, especially in his first movie when talking with Christine about the surgery technique. He rather have people hate him in what he did rather the truth be sealed away forever. 

He may be an asshole but he wouldn’t gloat about a false statue or want it to be given in his name under fake pretenses. Show how much Stephen values truth, hard work, and accomplishments than just taking them for granted like a certain ‘hero’ as in Quintin Beck / Mysterio. At least in his universe, Stephen knows Tony earned to be remembered as Earth’s mightiest hero in death, unlike Stephen in 838 who was used as a lie by people that called him their ‘friend’. Also Carter’s line of ‘The people need heroes Stephen’ sits so wrong with me, as a Captain America franchise fan, that seems so out of character. Steve or Sam would never in a million years say that shit.

The whole scene was really rushed at some points but that little bit always stuck out at me and it shows that despite his faults, Stephen is not the cold, unkind, arrogant man people in the fandom and beyond make him out to be.

‘The Kirijo Group is a globally operating multinational trading company. It’s said to be involved with almost every aspect of daily life and finding someone that doesn’t know the Kirijo Group is virtually impossible’.

‘The Kirijo Group was originally a part of the Nanjo ( P1 and P2 reference ) Group, but later separated from them. Despite this, the Kirijo Group works closely with the Nanjo Group and has a business motto of “Two In Harmony Surpasses One in Perfection”.

‘The Kirijo Group did a number of experiments dealing with Shadows, which eventually causes a huge explostion which in turn leads to the creation of Tartarus and the Dark Hour’.

‘The Kirijo Group did a considerable amount of research involving Shadows. They created Evokers to aid with summoning of a Persona and they created a series of Anti-Shadow Weapons’.

‘In order to better understand the Dark Hour, the Kirijo Group rounded up kids on the streets and gave them special powers in order to investigate Tartarus. However, they had to take experimental medication so that their powers wouldn’t kill them, only Strega members survived out of the original hundred’.

‘The man who started the events of Persona 3 way before the game even happened, Kouetsu Kirijo was obsessed with Shadows and wanted to harness their powers. Over the years, after experimenting on Shadows, his mind eventually embraced nihilism’.

‘In 1995, he began the experimentation of Shadows to in order to learn and harness their powers to create a time manipulation device. He assembled a team of top scientists and for several years he was able to obtain a significant amount of Shadows’.

‘However in 1999, during the final stages of the experiment, they lost control of the Shadow’s power. He and the rest of the scientists lost their lives during the accident’.

‘Shuji Ikutsuki inherits the will of Koutetsu, wanting to purge the world of humanity with the powers of the death goddess Nyx and then would rule what is left of the earth after everything is said and done. Laments his failures before being thrown off a cliff and into an abyss of darkness’.

NOW TELL ME THIS DOESN’T BELONG IN A RESIDENT EVIL GAME. HOLY SHIT!!!

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

Expertise can't help you here.

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

Reposting Old HCs

𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖠𝖢𝖳𝖤𝖱 𝖳𝖱𝖴𝖳𝖧𝖲 : 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗍𝗒𝗅𝖾. bold – always ⁄ often italic – situational

in combat, your muse …

◾   fights honourably /  fights dirty ◾   prefers close - quarters  /  prefers range  ◾   chats during  /  goes silent  ◾   low pain tolerance  /  high pain tolerance ◾   attacks in bursts / attacks steadily ◾   goes for the kill / aims to disarm /  fights defensively  /  strikes first ◾   is provoked easily /  provokes their opponent  / teases   ◾   gets visibly frustrated /  shouts while attacking ◾   uses strategy / focuses on the battle  /  experiences conflicting thoughts during battle ◾   rushes in recklessly / tries to read their opponent before engaging ◾   fights wildly   / fights calmly / fights apathetically  /  fights with anger /  fights with excitement   / fights because they have to / fights because they want to ◾   fights without regard to wounds /  runs away when wounded  / hides wounds / takes a blow to protect another ◾   prefers a blade  /   prefers a gun  /  prefers to use their ability /  prefers hand to hand combat /  prefers a bow  /  prefers a shield / prefers a personalized weapon  /  prefers magic or spells ◾   their greatest weakness is physical  / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional ◾   transforms for battle  / fights as they appear ◾   relies on strength /  doubts their strength  / relies on speed ◾   uses everything they have /  proceeds with caution  / hides their full potential ◾   exhausts quickly  /  has high stamina ◾   behaves arrogantly /  brags after landing a hit  /  belittles their abilities ◾   uses psychological tactics  / uses brute strength ◾   avoids civilians /  strikes down civilians ◾   damages surroundings  /  avoids damaging surroundings  ◾   signature fighting style  /  makes it up as they go ◾    mastered skill - set / learning their skill - set ◾   fancy footwork / sloppy footwork ◾   messy fighter  / elegant fighter ◾    accepts defeat / refuses defeat /  begs for mercy  ◾   compliments their opponent / insults their opponent ◾    uses unnecessary movements  ( flips, twirls )  /  moves efficiently  /  barely moves ◾   prefers to dodge /  prefers to block  ◾    defends their blindside  /  has no blindside  / leaves blindsides vulnerable  ◾   uses all available advantages  /  strictly use one main method ◾    plays around /  holds back  / fights ruthlessly /   shows mercy ◾   waits for an opponent to be ready  / strikes when opponent isn’t ready ◾    fears death /  fears pain  /  fears killing ◾   has PTSD /  avoids fighting ◾   has lost a fight / has won a fight ◾   has killed  / refuses to kill  [ mostly wants them alive so she can take them in ] ◾   wants to die standing  /  would succumb slowly

“why don’t they ever suspect Luke why don’t they realize it’s Luke why are they so quick to suspect Clarisse and not a Hermes kid”

guys, Luke is the perfect child. Thats the whole point! He gave his offerings he said his prayers he went on his quest he proved his loyalty to Chiron, to the gods, to his dad. And he did it all with a smile. They have no reason to suspect luke! Luke is the best of them!

Ares could’ve come to that meeting waving a big sign that said “LUKES THE LIGHTNING THIEF” and they still wouldn’t have believed him.

Because they also don’t want it to be Luke.

They love Luke. Luke takes care of them Luke protects them Luke is everything they want in an older brother. It doesn’t matter how blaringly obvious the writers get about who the real thief is. They will ignore every sign, every red flag, every warning, until Percy is dying of poison deep in the forest and Luke is gone.

Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”

what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.

also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

I'm not the first to mention this, but one bit that I thought was really clever in Steven Universe is the ways in which the show subtly justifies the cartoonism of the principle cast always wearing the same outfit for ease-of-animation purposes. The gems are a gimme in that they're all hardlight-projections, and even before that's solidified as a plot point they're otherworldly and superheroic enough that you don't really think to question it. But Steven canonically just owns hundreds and hundreds of those star shirts, which are leftover merchandise from his father's fizzled-out career as a rock star. Into which you can read a whole bunch of other stuff if you really want to, right? And I do want to. It's reflective of Greg's misplaced optimism that he got hundreds of those made in the first place, and it's a benign but visible example of how Steven's life is shaped by the knock-on effects of decisions his parents made before he was even alive. He's got his mother's superpowers and he's wearing his father's shirts.