Colin Bridgerton is stronger than me because there's no way I could low-key be in love with my best friend, say something horrible about them behind their back at a public event, and then find out they heard me and haven't talked to me for months because of it. Like how did he not break down? I mean, Colin deserved to be dragged, and Pen DRAGGED him. I don't know how he made it out of that convo alive.

Men are so weird like wdym you walk about with a piece of meat hanging out

real

I hate men

Rewatching community and its so disturbing how almost every man Annie meets comments on her and her looks/body even though she’s fresh out of high school and they’re fully grown

Why can’t most men just be normal like stop being a fucking pig towards woman, stop touching them without their consent, stop violating us and making us feel uncomfortable. I hate that I feel like I’m a target cuz I’m shy and anxiety reddened, why should I feel fucking guilty and depressed and annoyed and frustrated for what you did? I swatted your hand away because you made me feel fucking uncomfortable, don’t fucking touch me weirdo, everything was going fine until you had to fucking do that, then I justified it and shooed it away like it was nothing but I couldn’t get it out of my head, so I talked to my close family about it and they said it was fucking weird.

new favorite insult

Why are men always in the bathroom for SO LONG? Like what are they doing in there while shitting? Yea he could be yanking one out and not actually on the toilet, but 99% of the time he's not. So what is it??

Wtf is wrong with men these days? They pick rocks and throw diamonds away! 

@scribblersobia

Boy get so mad when you call em boys, like you're actually a bitch but I was trying to be nice

Every night I think to myself "Let's stay on the safe side of youtube today in order to give my blood pressure a rest", and yet THE most harmless fun little videos are taken over by mysoginist dude bros.

The following comments take the cake:

"Most men nowadays don't know how to keep their females in check thanks to feminism" - random piece of trash 2k22

"MAD props to the guy apologizing for his girlfriend's behaviour!!!"- random cockroach, 2k22

"Men NEED to keep their females in check so they won't repeat that behaviour!!"-random lonely incel that not even his mom loves, 2k23

The situation they commented about: a fake couple fake fought on an escalator as a prank and the fake boyfriend minimized her period struggles, and the woman hearing the fight that "needed to be kept in line" just said "asshole", so her boyfriend told her to stay out of their business and apologized for her behaviour as if he was her fucking guardian.

What upsets me so much about this: sure, maybe it is rude to interfere in a random couples' argument, I get that, and it's fine to tell your partner they're overstepping a boundary. But why do the so called alpha males need to always make it so fucking weird, start generalizing women and acting as if women need to be "trained" like dogs by their boyfriends?

These are the types of dudes who would say "Oh my god, yo, he just DESTROYED that feminist biatch in that argument!!!!" if a guy calmly told his girlfriend "I didn't like that you did that" and she said "Oh, sorry, I won't do it again".

And I GUARANTEE you, if a couple fought and a random dude supported the other guy in that argument by calling the girl a hoe or an idiot or whatever else, and his gf said "Honey, that's their business, stay out of it" and then apologized for his behaviour, all the worthless little Andrew Tates in the comments would go "Ohh my god, she's so patronizing!!!", "Oh my god, women need to stay in their lane", "Oh my god, she just humiliated her boyfriend, she's for the streets", "Oh my god, I bet this poor guy has to listen to her feminist rants every day, all he did was supporting another bro, but she wouldn't know what that means, because ALL WOMEN ARE MANIPULATIVE BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!" "These feminist can't stand it when men support each other!!!" "TYPICAL MODERN WOMAN, ALWAYS TAKING THE GIRL'S SIDE!!!!!!!!!"

Like....is there any part of youtube that doesn't hate women? Not counting feminist channels, I mean outside of the Curtis Konnor and Danny Gonzales and Drew Golden and Chad Chad fanbases, I'm talking about just random fun videos. I hope each of these "men" are having an awful day.

Me watching men get aroused by something that isn't boobs, thighs, or cooch:

Are you.... Are you that weak in the dick?

Men will romanticize girls with mental illness who are actually in distress and suffering greatly but they find that attractive for some reason?

These men on Hinge all have the same "controversial take" ...

Milk goes first before cereal

Fellas please get a new take 😭 I'm tired of seeing this

I was recently once again reminded of the hilarity of men’s products. It’s all chill and fine until you look closely. Then it’s all:

Hairbrushes FOR MEN, nail clippers FOR MEN, eye mask FOR MEN, moisturizer FOR MEN, shampoo FOR MEN-

Like dang bro, you really need that spelled out huh? It really doesn’t matter, I just find it funny.

Also the implication being that men will only use self care products if you state in aggressive all-caps bold-red fonts that it is, in fact, for men.