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ghostincorrectinternetedition · 3 months

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TJ Maxx Cashier: Did you find everything alright today?

Swiss: *unloading a full cart* I wasn’t looking for ANY of this, but here we are.

#me after payday #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting #swiss ghoul

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handhelld · 5 months

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Just a couple of guys bein dudes

#not me realising ive never posted my hotline miami rugs actual like NICE photos ages after i made em #i might be selling these soon idk #crush.rug #punch needle #hotline Miami #payday 2 #jacket hotline miami #sokol payday 2 #biker hotline miami

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saltyspitoonz · 2 months

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This video implies that Dragan is gay for hoxton

#payday 2 #im joking guys dont come after me

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batemanofficial · 7 months

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why does papas freezeria pay more than my actual food service job did

#speak friend and enter #the first papas freezeria payday gets you $120 which is denoted in-game as 'weekly pay'#you know how much i got a week at the food service job i had at 19? $90 after tax #every day i think abt the fact that they were paying me $9/hr to deal with the marvel movie rush and clean up biohazards. reprehensible #also why is the taco one called papa's taco mia when papa's taqueria was right there

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corkisms · 2 years

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mug roulette, first thing in the morning

#your honor pls joy is a gamer its all she knows #based on a true story #after this duke starts enforcing guidelines on who's allowed to do what in his corner of the safehouse #payday 2 #payday 2dles #their dynamic is like supportive uncle+zoomer niece 2 me. she still takes part in operation 'make duke say fuck' alongside jimmy et al tho #just smthg to tide this blog over while i work on the other requests 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ SORRY btw

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leviiackrman · 5 months

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Me: I wanna be productive so bad! I wanna finish my drawings!!

Illness: how about barf up a lung?

#personal*#jess talks #I’m working on such a cute set of drawings you guys…#like I wanna finish them SO BAD #but I’ve had illnesses back to back for 3 weeks now and I still feel rough #not to mention getting my period after 6 months of nothing having one #god I love PCOS🫠#and I’ve been coughing sm I’ve revived my asthma #so that’s great #anyway winge over #I swear I will post something original soon #but recently it’s just been binging naruto #I even had to cancel going to my best friends birthday plans because she agreed I was too ill and it was for my own good #(which in hindsight is true but I still had a mental breakdown over it)#ANYWAY shut up Jess #I’ve had an awful week at work and need to do something fun #so it’s a mama and daughter day for me on Saturday + chrimbo shopping #and then im gonna FINALLY play the quarry!!!#y’all were so fucking kind im still in disbelief #but I had to wait til payday to get another external hard drive because mine is full🥲#so that should arrive tomorrow and I can finally play it!!!#the idea of a potential non anime oc too is v exciting #okay im done ranting: peace ✌🏻

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toast-notcooked · 5 months

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cant tell if i feel sick because i took that test earlier and the nausea hasnt gone away or if i feel sick because my blood sugars have been out of whack all week or if i feel sick from anxiety or if its all of the above

#toast poast #covid tests make me gag and any time im even slightly nauseous it fucks me up for a while #so it could just be my body being mad about that #and tbf the anxiety could also be related to that #bc nausea is a bit of an iffy thing for me mentally still after going into DKA a few years ago #but i also have been trying to work out my financial plans from now until payday lmao #so that absolutely spiked my anxiety #theres no real issue with my finances im just always terrified of them when im not right about to be paid #and covid fucking with my blood sugars all week means being just barely in the top end of in range feels low rn #its great fun #i hate it here

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lostintime-liketearsinrain · 2 months

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The looks you get when you buy a 1ltr bottle of Vodka at 7am on the way to work are hilarious 😂😂😂

#no I'm not an alcoholic cash register lady 😂#it's payday and I thought fuck it why not #handy to have when it's been a long ass blah day which work is being that at the moment #the temptation to pour some in my water bottle in work is strong but I wouldn't #not because work would catch me #I drive to work and would never ever drink and drive #never get why people will chance it with 1 alcoholic drink after work on the pub and then drive #it should be no alcohol if you drive #why take the risk to yourself and those around you #never drink and drive kids #well these tags went on a tangent haha #if you read a all my rambles then gold star #haha #best head into work now 😂 minus the alcohol bottle which is tucked away in the car till I get home

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remainsingrey · 3 months

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Evidence of the criminal trying to get in my car while I was cleaning out the flooded apartment.

#he is extremely friendly and im p sure hes fixed becayse he doesnt have tom cat face so hes pribably a recent stray and not feral #if i can find him after payday im getting him vaxed and he's coming to my house with me

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bootyful-seventeen · 5 months

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I usually send the money in installments according to my paycheck so I can budget it correctly. I always tell my friend about what's going on in terms of me paying back and when I can. I can't imagine not paying back my friends for months without a single word

first off thank you so much for responding and i gotta agree with the installments cuz i know we all have bills and other things to pay for but at least it's something that gets the ball rolling on the repayment. cuz at least if you share what's going on, even if its not a deep dive but even just saying things are tight, its fine cuz budgets are suffering rn and i'd be fine with it but when it's crickets for so long... its just irritating at this point

especially when she'll send a vid of the clothes she just bought but ain't ever gonna wear to the groupchat and i sit there like girl you owe too much money to at least 4 people like this is not the time to shop for a new clothing style for the third time

#ask #answered #anon #random #the last time i owed another one of my friends money for her covering me at an antiques store cuz they only took cash and i had plastic #i sent her money right away like 2 days after we went out when i got money and i didn't tell her #like i just sent it and went to bed and things were fine after she checked a couple bank accounts cuz normal people have 1 email #while i will not hesitate to have like 3 emails but for different purposes but still i sent that shit right away when i could #and if i can't send it in one go i tell them i can send like 80 this week and the rest in 2 weeks on payday like

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kimuramasaya · 8 months

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just submitted a payment to pay off all of my student loans I feel sick

#i have been denying myself so many things for the last like 8 years so i could save up enough to pay off my loans #and the interest pause for covid really helped me get there #so like on the one hand it's a relief to not have to stress about that anymore #but also i've just guaranteed that i won't be able to buy a home for at least another 5 years while i save up for a down payment again #so that's kinda devastating #hopefully i'll feel better about this tomorrow after my payment is processed #tomorrow is also payday so that helps a bit too #r.txt

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manekinoodle · 2 years

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dallas and houston would make interesting-looking priests.

unfortunately the church they're infiltrating has a few demons crawling about. the ones you'd need a whole lot of faith to exorcise.

#payday 2 #dallas #houston #joke headcanons #after watching faith 3 i had the mental image of houston priest #bless me father for i have really sinned #i just love the paranormal in media so maybe i want to throw some evil demons at our bois