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Sarah: What are you watching?
Benny: Supernatural, not my thing but E likes it.
Ethan: Yeah, and Sam Winchester is so ho-
Benny: *Blows the TV up* And I took it personally...
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Erica: Who's your favorite vampire? (Expecting to hear herself)
Benny, with zero hesitation: The one from Sesame Street
Erica: That one doesn't count
Benny: I assure you, he does
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Y/n: I left instructions for everyone while i was gone.
Benny: Mine just says “Benny no” over and over?
Y/n: i want you to apply that to every possible situation.
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Benny, trying to ask Ethan out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Rory: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Funny incorrect quote I came up with
Rory, Mabel and Dakota are in the back ally way doing something. Probably supernatural related.
Rory: "Girls are you sure this is legal?"
Mabel scuffs: "Please, it's just like my Gruncle always says "When the cops aren't around anything's legal."
Dakota and Rory 👀
Rory: "Seems legit."
Dakota: "Yeah, I'm on broad."
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Benny: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Ethan: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Benny: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING RORY WITH ME
Sarah, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Erica: Nope, put that board again I wanna see how far they go.
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Benny: Well look who came by for a little sucky sucky
Y/n: Don’t say it like that-
Inspo:
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Y/n: *panickly holding onto Rory's shoulders* Do I even weigh anything to you?
Ror: *gleefully* No, it's like holding a couple of grapes!
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Vice Principal Stern (about Ethan): Is he a youth medium?
Benny (panicking): ??? Like a child psychic? No.
VP Stern : No. The t-shirt size.
Benny: Oh.
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Ethan: Dad, I’m not gay I swear
Ross: Yeah, okay okay- I believe you
Ethan: Phew-
Jane: What is he talking about? Him and Benny were just cuddling 10 minutes ago!
Ethan: Uh- bro cuddles-?
Jane: They were kissing too- and spooning it was so funny
Ethan: SHE’S LYING!
Jane: I have pictures~!!
Ethan: SHUT UP NO I DIDN’T
Benny: Huh? What’s going on?
Jane: Benny, weren’t you just cuddling and being all kissy kissy with Ethan 10 minutes ago?
Ethan: n-
Benny: Yeah, why?
Ethan: BENNY-
Ross: Yep. I totally believe you.
Ethan: DAD-
Samantha: What’s going on?
Ethan: I TOLD YOU I’M NOT GAY-
Samantha: Yeah you’re bisexual right?
Ethan: NO-
Benny: Oh shit, was I not supposed to share that?
Ethan: No, you weren’t.
Jane: So you admit it?
Ethan: Ugh- whatever
Benny: I love you, Ethan.
Ethan: …love you too-
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mbav as things my friends have said:
ethan: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IS MY ASS GETTING LIT ON FIRE?
benny: we might take homie showers but we not sus
sarah: if only i could stab dead people
erica: men bad women great
rory: are u afraid of triangles or something
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Ethan: Sam is like so amazing.
Benny: Mhm...
Ethan: Honestly he's tall, funny, a bit goofy but resourceful.
Benny: Yup....
Ethan: *continues blabbering*
Benny: How do you murder someone without finding them? *Burning jealousy personified*
Castiel: Strike them from the sky.
Sam: You hearing this shit?
Dean: This is why we do jobs separately.
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Ethan: Ah, my old arch enemy, Jesse Black
Vice Principal Stern: I thought I was your arch enemy
Ethan: I have a life outside of you.
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Erica: *sends Rory a picture of a cow*
Rory: is that a threat?
Erica: no it's a cow dumbass
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Ethan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Benny: *turning to Rory* How tall are you?
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This incorrect quote too good to not post
Context Dakota and Emily my OC's, Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls, Rory Keaner My Babysitter's a Vampire
Dakota: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Emily, Mabel, & Rory: Okay.
Dakota: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Emily: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Mabel: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Rory: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Mabel: *about Dakota and Rory* They make a cute couple, huh?
Emily: They certainly are standing next to each other.
Mabel: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Emily: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Dakota: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Rory: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Mabel: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Mabel: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Emily: Uh... what's up with them?
Dakota: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Mabel: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Rory, crying: It's working.
Dakota: I’m gonna die alone.
Rory: Dakota, you’re not gonna die alone.
Dakota: Mabel, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Dakota: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Dakota: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Dakota: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
Dakota: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Mabel: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Rory: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
Rory: *pitches an idea*
Dakota, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Mabel, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
Mabel: So, Dakota and Rory. According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto…
Dakota: We had a bad day.
Mabel: And… MURDER?!
Rory: It was a pretty bad day…
Dakota: I told Rory that their ears turn red when they lie.
Mabel: Do they?
Dakota: No.
Mabel: Then why did you tell them that?
Dakota: Because I can do this.
Dakota: Hey Rory! Do you love us?
Rory, with their hands over their ears: No.
Rory, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Dakota: Moose Tracks is good!
Mabel: What the fluff is that!?
Dakota: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Mabel: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Rory and Dakota: what?
Mabel: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Rory: You done now?
Mabel: Yeah ok.
Rory and Dakota: ...
Mabel: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
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