South Seas Island Men Postcard 

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THEODORE WITH HIS TITS OUT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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do you think yung lean is attractive? i sent this already but im so curious

Fat + blue eyes + blonde + short hair + “quirky”.

Its a no from me

This obsession with Steve Rogers' (or more like Chris Evans) s butt needs to stop

im tuning out what hes saying to just listen to his voice

Being the star of the world’s most viral runaway bride video wasn’t how I envisioned my future when I woke up on my wedding morning, but here we are.With me hiding from the world in Fiji where I’m now honeymooning solo.And where I just tripped over my number one celebrity crush, hungover and sleeping on my little porch.Turns out Jonas Rutherford, Razzle Dazzle movie star and heir to the entertainment conglomerate’s billions, is having his own relationship issues and is here hiding too after details of his scandalous divorce went public.I didn’t think inviting him in for a hangover cure would lead to us getting friendly. And friendlier. And then—okay, yes.I slept with him. Who can blame a girl? When you’re suddenly unexpectedly single and the number one guy on your freebie list is available, you leap.But when I wake up the next morning, I discover I’m not the only runaway in my life, because he’s just ghosted me.It’s fine. I’m fine. Neither one of us is in a position to start an actual relationship.But three years later?When he crashes my brother’s wedding?Where the son that he’s just discovered he has is serving as ring bearer?Life was a lot easier when I was just a runaway bride.

Yet another objectification story that starts out from jump with the billionaire romance. She sees billionaire, she fucks billionaire. Not the working class dude, the BILLIONAIRE. And this is selling like hotcakes because women prefer fucking billionaires. If he was a geek or a waiter this book would be collecting dust under a pile of other books in the 4 for $1 bin at the Dollar General the day of release.

Romance is only possible for billionaires, Princes/Sheiks and Navy Seals. "But they treat women right!" yeah of course they do, that's why so many bestsellers feature amazons on a quest to save the male geek / barrista-

oh, wait... I can find plenty of those titles in the 4 for $1 on day of! Amazon will rip you off, one for $2!

Well on the bright side the rare woman who is into "Sarah & Chuck" romance stories can get them super hella cheap! (But if you want to read about the Princess on her horse to rescue her peasant heart throb yer gonna have to write that yourself and peddle it to the male readers.)

Anita Sarkeesian had to have a go at male gamers but this shit is still flourishing and she never batted an eyelash about it. Huh. We couldn't have Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 but this shit is running rampant. WTF.

And to the angry feminists who see this and seethe in response I do have an olive branch to offer you...

oops, I lied.

Mybad!

today i learned the lead singer of rammstein regularly stars in straight-up porno clips for his music videos... the world is good 🙏😀

Happy Valentine's Day - Postcard

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Actually I think we should talk about how incredibly fucked up it is for sapphic women to say shit like "I'm no better than a straight man 😔" when attracted to a woman in a way that isn't 100% pure and wholesome, or act like men's attraction to women is inherently dirty, predatory, or objectifying.

Who are you trying to convince that you're not a disgusting faggot, when the thought of being pulled towards someone by a firm tug on your leash while they go "Here, boy" like you're a mindless, obedient little pet - or maybe a feral, fierce mutt - gets you all hot and bothered? Why does it make you even more worked up to imagine them choking you with that same leash while you're being mounted on all fours, drooling, crying, begging, filled with load after load of hot cum and laughed at for taking it so well, like your body is just begging to carry someone's pups?

Doesn't sound much like you're denying it at this point... little doggy fag.

A Woman Painting a Man – Artemisia Gentileschi // Vision – Jacek Malczewski // Barbie (2023) – Directed by Greta Gerwig

the most niche and useless like.mischaracterization complaint I will ever have about any fan media ever is the torbjorn v engineer rap battle jtmusic did bc they give engineer Multiple lines are about how he’s gonna fuck brigitte like it’s such a massive own andidont get it I don’t understand. He would not fucking say that. He would not do that.

Welp. It's been fun but I gotta go to horny jail for about the next thousand years or so. Holy fuck.

[Spicy/Explicit AND gifs AND gore under the cut 🔞]

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[And not to brag but yes I did get a flawless victory over him in that ridiculous Seasonal Tower in Invasions mode. Watch the whole thing if you want to find out how.]

Okay. It is horny hours.

They objectified the fuck outta this man in this fatality and honestly? Kudos.

This hit me in all the kinks at once. No trigger warnings past this point read at your own risk

On screen, the whole thing about Shang Tsung pouring pain-inducing liquid on Sub-Zero's chest reads like hot wax. It reads like overstimulation and forced climax. Omg his hips... the way Shang Tsung watches/monitors him almost gives the viewer permission and encouragement to do the same. It's as if Shang Tsung is telling us "I'm enjoying watching this man writhe and spurt and lose his mind. I'm enjoying it immensely, actually. There's no reason not to do so."

We get so many of Sub-Zero's expressions. That's the more intimate part - the part most often censored in any kind of porn is the man's face, as if it's illegal for them to display any kind of expressions. As if they might accidentally leak proof of an actual emotion, it is too taboo even in the realm of porn to show the guy's face. That's what makes this particular piece of art-violence unique: it's usually a woman cringing in fear and pain and dread at the brink of being devoured by a monster that is simultaneously a vagina dentata and also phallic. [See: Ripley, Aliens.]

So we get to see his face in part pain, part fear, part on the brink of death, all the way through a symbolic climax, until literally he's getting his mind blown. And it's kinda amazing.

As for the other kinks this scene is reminiscent of, I'm personally not a big fan of being tied down but exceptions can be made - I'm into it if he is. There's the dom/sub[-zero hah] element of Shang Tsung having autonomy while Sub-Zero can only watch and pray [he kinda mouths 'oh my god' - right? if you read lips, lmk]. Not into the power imbalance part but Shang Tsung's enjoyment of the situation itself is also kinda arousing.

The final bit is the blood/birth stuff. Skipping the mpreg stuff [Barbara Creed has all this covered in The Monstrous Femme, check it out from a library], the blood stuff is... well its a kink for some. For me there's only one week a month where seeing blood on his nose is acceptable 😝

And yea I'd still sit there if the enthusiasm was mutual. Damn snake beat me to it this time tho.