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Nomad made this actually look cool
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Understandable. With AI that one hand has 2d6 fingers.
(Also this is hot thanks for that)
It’s really difficult to text with one hand…
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done!! :333
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I've got a silly little request!! Imagine that the reader and the character are going to have sex but the reader is wearing something like an underwear with cute animals and hearts on it. How would their partner react? You can decide on who you want to write. (Plus Bi-Han pls you write him so well 🙏🏻)
LMAOAKMAO I came back to tumbler just to write this btw
Rawr
just you being silly with Bihan, very short
Lips on lips and tongue against tongue
Your hands on his back
His hands pulling you into him
Clothes separating you- for now
But he wants to change that, and you let him
Slipping off his own clothes with no respect
But when it comes to you, he takes his time
Carefully taking off your shirt
Handling your clothes with admiration
Hooking his fingers on the waistband of your pants
Dropping them down
To his surprise- they are pretty and bright pink
But to his dismay, there is a little bejeweled tiger on the front
‘Rawr’
You pretend to scratch the air
‘What’
He's naked and you're- not..
‘You don't like them?’
They are something he would never buy for you, he doesn't remember you ever having anything like this
‘Do you like them?’
‘Yeah, they make me feel powerful’
He loves you. He respects you. He does not judge you. He vowed himself to you.
And if they make you feel good, who is he to shame you
Then you start giggling
And laughing
Snorting a little
‘I’m sorry- I'm sorry, I forgot I had them on’
‘It’s okay, they are cute’
‘You think so?’
‘Yes.’
‘We should match’
Umm then you get matching animal thongs and wear them together !!
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#mortal kombat x reader#bi han x you#bihan x reader#bi han sub zero#sub zero#mortal kombat#bi han#bi han x reader#bihan#mk1 bi han#mortal kombat bi han#mortal kombat sub zero#bi han mk#mk sub zero#mk1#mortal kombat 1#mk bi han#bi han mortal kombat#mk1 sub zero#reblogging because it deserves it#reblog
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I'm not okay
#mortal kombat#mk 2023#mk 1#scorpion#scorpion mk#kuai liang#sub zero#bi han#reblogging because it deserves it#reblog
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#reblog#mortal kombat#mk1 2023#mortal kombat 1#bi-han#bi han sub zero#sub zero#mk1 screenshots#virtual photography
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Wee
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Tornado families have just... liked... St Louis lately...
A Family of Tornadoes
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Twin_landspouts_south_of_Milton-Freewater,_Oregon_on_March_5,_2024.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
Okay so there is more tornadic activity in this image from March 05, 2024 than meets the eye. But to see it you have to look at the ground. They're walking in a straight line, each kicking up a cone of dust and debris - even the invisible ones have a cone of dust and debris at the base.
That implies that there's a funnel above each of those cones. These funnels can be invisible- they're made of air, after all.
To see what I see, here's an illustration of what it might look like if the funnels were suddenly visible [marked in yellow above].
Below, a pair of illustrations highlight these possible debris cones in yellow. The first image highlights only the cones where visible funnels have dropped. The second highlights all the possible debris cones.
To me, this is a family of tornadoes. And they are dancing a line dance. They are having a meeting of some sort, the same day I started my "Old Man Yells at Cloud" warning rambling - which you can read here if you like.
Meanwhile, the New York Times is editing their latest tornado article that they titled "Three Killed [...] tornadoes [...]" after NOT A SOUL died yet. Lots of injuries, no deaths. They also had to change Indiana to Indian in this quote.
"We have never experienced anything like this, anything this severe in the 75 years that I’ve lived around here,” said John Coleman, the president of the Indian Lake Area Historical Society.
Don't expect up-to-date reliable twister news from that souce in particular. They are at least redacting their statements but the headline stayed the same. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/14/us/tornado-storms-ohio-indiana-kentucky.html
The Weather Channel also reported the deaths, but I believe those deaths were counted prematurely.
The National Weather Service received more than 400 reports of severe weather from Thursday morning through Friday morning. That's the most of any 24-hour period in the U.S. since last August.
Now keep in mind, nobody is dead yet to my knowledge. There have only been two deadly twisters recorded in 2024 and both fatal twisters were recorded on January 09, 2024.
Until the deadly twisters are recorded here, it's safest to assume no one had perished.
But the destruction across the USA so far, just on March 14 and 15, has been a lot. I'm still thinking a Dust Bowl type event is not impossible in the near futre, in the aftermath of these events.
#gramaw crashed a wedding#tornado#tornado family#tornadoes#tornado alley#storm chaser#storm chasing#tornado watch#tornados#twisters#twister#tornado warnings#tornado season
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I'm tagging @bi-hans
I Dont know if i want to laught or cry 😭😭😭
CREDITS: Kittyana
#shitposting#mortal kombat shitpost#bishang#liushang#bi han x liu kang#liu kang meme#liu kang#liukang#mk liu kang#bihan#bi han sub zero#bi han#mk1#mk sub zero#mortal kombat#sub zero#sub zero mortal kombat#liu kang mk1#mk1 liu kang#shang tsung#mk1 shang tsung#reblog
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Grandmaster of Lin kuei ❄️💙
#gif warning#mk1#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#bi han#sub zero#reblog#subzero#mk sub zero#sub-zero#reblogging because it deserves it
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Reblog all of my weird dickcicle posts.
You know you want to.
#dickcicle#shitposting#there is no penalty for not reblögging anything from this blóg#i promise i still love you if you don't reblòg
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Side note: If anyone was looking for the reason why someone would anonymously send me this question in particular, it's because I run the dickcicle blog. Anon isn't crazy. See below.
Dear Gamer Woman 3d.
Can I please know if it's inadvisable to put any popsicle up my butthole or just one with caffeine, and why?
Thank you
Butthole in Bchicago
Well I'm glad you asked.
You see, Popsicles of any kind are made by dropping the temperature of a liquid until the molecules kinda crystalize into a solid. The temperature inside a human butthole is generally between 97.5 F (36.4 C) and 97.9 F (36.6 C), whereas Ice can be anywhere below 32 F (0 C).
The skin inside the butthole is different from the skin on, say, your hand; it is thinner, permeable, and its job is to absorb as much liquid from the waste products in your colon as possible to prevent dehydration.
Not only can an ice object stick to these walls, similar to how an idiot child's tongue might stick to a frozen lamp post, once stuck, the thin flesh has a much higher chance of tearing.
Now while the popsicle might begin to melt inside you, and you might think "oh now it will be slick and wet and that'll lubricate it!" you could be ... pun intended ... sorely mistaken. Remember, the stuck flesh in question has one job: To suck water out of your poopies to stop you from dehydrating while expelling waste from the body.
So the more good ol' H20 in the popsicle, the more it will just be absorbed as it melts, which will leave it stuck. In fact, as your body absorbed the liquids but not the abrasive solid crystals, it could get even MORE stuck, and cause MORE micro-abrasions. Abrasions and cuts in the colorectal tract are bad news because of the bacteria in the tract- any cut can get infected or end in sepsis. So while it melts, it isn't guaranteed to lubricate you if it's made of anything aside from pure frozen anal lubricant. And even if it were made of pure anal lube, it's still probably a bad idea becaaaauuuse -
It's still a weak, brittle solid, with a crystalline structure. If you've ever dropped an ice cube into a warm liquid, you notice it cracks. Those cracks have sharp edges, that can cut or pinch the flesh inside you. And because the inside of the body stays over 90f/35c, it isn't impossible for those cracks to happen.
All that said, I know for a fact that there are plenty of kinksters who might disagree with me. Yes, people have survived putting all sorts of weird stuff inside them. People have also survived climbing to the top of mount Everest! I'm just saying it's a bad idea to ignore all the frozen bodies around the precipice. The ones who made it to the top AND BACK DOWN had help AND luck on their side.
Likewise, the kinksters that I know that DO fuck around with weird butt stuff and weird ice stuff and whatnot, are usually doing so in kink communities with one or more doctor in the community, and are surrounded with multiple EMTs around them during such activities. So if you INSIST on doing the inadvisable thing, at least try to find a trustworthy medic in your kink community to accompany you on your misadventure in case it causes an actual medical emergency.
But another rule of thumb, is if it feels rough to the touch (as many Popsicles would after you suck on them a bit) then it will not feel good in your butthole.
The TL:DR is Yes. It is inadvisable to put any popsicles in your butthole. If it's just the cold sensation you're looking for, I might recommend at best putting a body-safe toy or body-safe lubricant in a ziplock bag in the fridge for a bit.
NOT the freezer.
I wish you the best of luck, Butthole in Bchicago! Stay safe and keep asking questions. Such questions can safe a butt life.
~gamerwoman3d
#reblog#dickcicle#asks#answered#sub-zero smut#Bi-Han#mortal kombat sub zero#subzero#sub-zero#bi han#mk1
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Cold is one thing, frozen is another. Considering it's magical ice though, he can un-magic and un-freeze it at any time. Fantasy and reality need not intermingle.
Anyway I covered his opinion on doing it cold in another fic already 🤣
Dear Gamer Woman 3d.
Can I please know if it's inadvisable to put any popsicle up my butthole or just one with caffeine, and why?
Thank you
Butthole in Bchicago
Well I'm glad you asked.
You see, Popsicles of any kind are made by dropping the temperature of a liquid until the molecules kinda crystalize into a solid. The temperature inside a human butthole is generally between 97.5 F (36.4 C) and 97.9 F (36.6 C), whereas Ice can be anywhere below 32 F (0 C).
The skin inside the butthole is different from the skin on, say, your hand; it is thinner, permeable, and its job is to absorb as much liquid from the waste products in your colon as possible to prevent dehydration.
Not only can an ice object stick to these walls, similar to how an idiot child's tongue might stick to a frozen lamp post, once stuck, the thin flesh has a much higher chance of tearing.
Now while the popsicle might begin to melt inside you, and you might think "oh now it will be slick and wet and that'll lubricate it!" you could be ... pun intended ... sorely mistaken. Remember, the stuck flesh in question has one job: To suck water out of your poopies to stop you from dehydrating while expelling waste from the body.
So the more good ol' H20 in the popsicle, the more it will just be absorbed as it melts, which will leave it stuck. In fact, as your body absorbed the liquids but not the abrasive solid crystals, it could get even MORE stuck, and cause MORE micro-abrasions. Abrasions and cuts in the colorectal tract are bad news because of the bacteria in the tract- any cut can get infected or end in sepsis. So while it melts, it isn't guaranteed to lubricate you if it's made of anything aside from pure frozen anal lubricant. And even if it were made of pure anal lube, it's still probably a bad idea becaaaauuuse -
It's still a weak, brittle solid, with a crystalline structure. If you've ever dropped an ice cube into a warm liquid, you notice it cracks. Those cracks have sharp edges, that can cut or pinch the flesh inside you. And because the inside of the body stays over 90f/35c, it isn't impossible for those cracks to happen.
All that said, I know for a fact that there are plenty of kinksters who might disagree with me. Yes, people have survived putting all sorts of weird stuff inside them. People have also survived climbing to the top of mount Everest! I'm just saying it's a bad idea to ignore all the frozen bodies around the precipice. The ones who made it to the top AND BACK DOWN had help AND luck on their side.
Likewise, the kinksters that I know that DO fuck around with weird butt stuff and weird ice stuff and whatnot, are usually doing so in kink communities with one or more doctor in the community, and are surrounded with multiple EMTs around them during such activities. So if you INSIST on doing the inadvisable thing, at least try to find a trustworthy medic in your kink community to accompany you on your misadventure in case it causes an actual medical emergency.
But another rule of thumb, is if it feels rough to the touch (as many Popsicles would after you suck on them a bit) then it will not feel good in your butthole.
The TL:DR is Yes. It is inadvisable to put any popsicles in your butthole. If it's just the cold sensation you're looking for, I might recommend at best putting a body-safe toy or body-safe lubricant in a ziplock bag in the fridge for a bit.
NOT the freezer.
I wish you the best of luck, Butthole in Bchicago! Stay safe and keep asking questions. Such questions can safe a butt life.
~gamerwoman3d
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Dear Gamer Woman 3d.
Can I please know if it's inadvisable to put any popsicle up my butthole or just one with caffeine, and why?
Thank you
Butthole in Bchicago
Well I'm glad you asked.
You see, Popsicles of any kind are made by dropping the temperature of a liquid until the molecules kinda crystalize into a solid. The temperature inside a human butthole is generally between 97.5 F (36.4 C) and 97.9 F (36.6 C), whereas Ice can be anywhere below 32 F (0 C).
The skin inside the butthole is different from the skin on, say, your hand; it is thinner, permeable, and its job is to absorb as much liquid from the waste products in your colon as possible to prevent dehydration.
Not only can an ice object stick to these walls, similar to how an idiot child's tongue might stick to a frozen lamp post, once stuck, the thin flesh has a much higher chance of tearing.
Now while the popsicle might begin to melt inside you, and you might think "oh now it will be slick and wet and that'll lubricate it!" you could be ... pun intended ... sorely mistaken. Remember, the stuck flesh in question has one job: To suck water out of your poopies to stop you from dehydrating while expelling waste from the body.
So the more good ol' H20 in the popsicle, the more it will just be absorbed as it melts, which will leave it stuck. In fact, as your body absorbed the liquids but not the abrasive solid crystals, it could get even MORE stuck, and cause MORE micro-abrasions. Abrasions and cuts in the colorectal tract are bad news because of the bacteria in the tract- any cut can get infected or end in sepsis. So while it melts, it isn't guaranteed to lubricate you if it's made of anything aside from pure frozen anal lubricant. And even if it were made of pure anal lube, it's still probably a bad idea becaaaauuuse -
It's still a weak, brittle solid, with a crystalline structure. If you've ever dropped an ice cube into a warm liquid, you notice it cracks. Those cracks have sharp edges, that can cut or pinch the flesh inside you. And because the inside of the body stays over 90f/35c, it isn't impossible for those cracks to happen.
All that said, I know for a fact that there are plenty of kinksters who might disagree with me. Yes, people have survived putting all sorts of weird stuff inside them. People have also survived climbing to the top of mount Everest! I'm just saying it's a bad idea to ignore all the frozen bodies around the precipice. The ones who made it to the top AND BACK DOWN had help AND luck on their side.
Likewise, the kinksters that I know that DO fuck around with weird butt stuff and weird ice stuff and whatnot, are usually doing so in kink communities with one or more doctor in the community, and are surrounded with multiple EMTs around them during such activities. So if you INSIST on doing the inadvisable thing, at least try to find a trustworthy medic in your kink community to accompany you on your misadventure in case it causes an actual medical emergency.
But another rule of thumb, is if it feels rough to the touch (as many Popsicles would after you suck on them a bit) then it will not feel good in your butthole.
The TL:DR is Yes. It is inadvisable to put any popsicles in your butthole. If it's just the cold sensation you're looking for, I might recommend at best putting a body-safe toy or body-safe lubricant in a ziplock bag in the fridge for a bit.
NOT the freezer.
I wish you the best of luck, Butthole in Bchicago! Stay safe and keep asking questions. Such questions can safe a butt life.
~gamerwoman3d
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Yeah assholes, because of y'all, the town of Minden, Iowa had to declare an ACTUAL CURFEW just to make sure emergency responders can GET THROUGH THERE.
Post-crisis suicide attempts are a thing. Post-crisis shock and post-crisis injuries happen. The EMS services are going to have their hands full in the aftermath of any storm so kindle GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY.
Here, have another weather-channel snuff film to watch from the comfort of your home... and now, knock it off. Knock it ALL THE WAY THE FUCK OFF.
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I cannot fucking believe we live in a time where "tornado tourist" has become a thing.
Bumper to bumper inTO the area of a storm?
Fucking. Keep the roads clear stay away people who LIVE THERE NEED THOSE ROADS OPEN PEOPLE
#storm chaser#storm chasing#storm tourism?!#tornado alley#tornado watch#tornado#tornadoes#twisters#twister#old man yells at cloud#reblogging because it deserves it#Youtube
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Sorry my last post is literally just the old man yells at cloud meme. But clouds don't usually walk over and try to kick your ass for it.
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One more death in the aftermath of Minden Iowa. This won't show up on the Annual Fatal Tornado Summary for probably a week at least, as all available resources are going towards prediction/prevention and cleanup in Oklahoma and Texas.
Additionally, four more are confirmed dead from three separate tornados in Oklahoma on the same night. This would bring the total count of deadly tornadoes for the year up to seven.
Please don't go chasing this particular storm system - they're on the warpath.
50 tornadoes touched down in the USA in the first 3 days of April 2024.
Guess how many tornadoes there were in the entirety of March? Spoiler warning - Under 50.
Part of a larger, ongoing series:
#tornado#storm chasing#severe weather#old man yells at cloud#tornado alley#tornadoes#twister#twisters#storm chaser
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