honestly fuck it, Erik Lehnsherr request. Go wild go crazy go “I can fix him” go they fell for him but he fell harder go cottage life Erik go he’s fixed go crazy

Erik Erik Erik Erik Erik

This man and his slutty turtleneck live in my brain rent free I mean I’m not complaining

Raindrops

Erik Lehnsherr x reader

Warnings: none that I’m aware of

A/N: GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS GODFORSAKEN APP also is this slightly self indulgent? Maybe.

Raindrops fell and hit the window you’d positioned yourself in front of, you watched them tapping the pads of your fingers on your thighs to the same pattern as they were hitting the glass a soft smile playing on your lips. You could feel his eyes on the back of your neck making you very aware of Erik’s presence in the room. He was watching you gently rock back and forward eyes flickering up and down to watch the droplets, “Are you having fun over there?” Erik asked, you weren’t sure if he was being sarcastic or not you couldn’t quite tell from his tone. He continued to walk over seemingly stopping close behind you, you nodded ever so gently humming a small, “yeah, it’s nice” still watching it. Erik nodded in response looking from you to the rain. You wanted out. You needed to be in it.

“Is the front door unlocked?” You asked looking up at him. Erik thought for a moment, he looked down at you meeting your gaze. His breath was caught in his throat stumbling out his speech, “I uh, I believe so” he said stepping back. You shot up eyes widening in excitement, he wasn’t quite sure of what you were doing, he assumed you were going to open the door and sit and watch it for a better view. Well, that was until he saw you throw on your raincoat and begin to slip on rain boots, “you’re seriously going out in this?” He asked with a small laugh hoping you were joking. You nodded rather excitedly throwing the door open. The cold breeze ran down your spine before you reached out grabbing his hand and pulling him closer excitement in your voice as you said, “join me! Put on your coat!”

Looking back at him you followed to where his eyes were looking, you hadn’t even realised your hands were still intertwined, was your grip always this strong? Were his hands always this good looking? These thought flooded your mind allowing the both of you to slip out of reality. The two of you were brought back by the lashing rain entering the room and hitting you in the back of the head. Snapping your head towards the door you pulled your hand away from his before running out into the rain. Erik watched you from the door, he watched you spin, he watched you laugh and wipe of the rain that was collecting by your nose and god you looked perfect while doing it. “C’mon!” You laughed calling to him. Erik took a deep breath before leaving the door. Jesus it was freezing out there, he hugged himself for warmth. He could put up with it if it meant seeing you smile.

“Are you crazy?! Go put a coat on!” You laugh gently shoving him. Erik smiled, “If I go back in I’m not coming back out darling” he smiled, your face flushed. Darling. You looked up at him seeing the way his hair stuck down to his face and the way he smiled at you. He looked so perfect like this, “why are you out here?” You asked him wiping the water from your brow, “I don’t really know” he hummed looking around watching the rain hit the puddles. “I could be inside, warm and dry watching you out the window or from the door but I’m out here…in the soaking wet rain without a coat or a care in the world” he smiled taking your hands, “do you want to know a secret?” He asked as he pulled you closer to him. Your heart was pounding in your chest eyes flickering up and down before stuttering a simple, yes, to him. Erik smiled before speaking again, “I’ve always been a ‘kiss me in the rain type of person’…suppose I still am” he hummed looking down at you. Your breath was caught in your throat, “kiss me in the rain will you?”

Round Two - Ferromancy (metals) 4/8

Propaganda under the cut (beware of potential spoilers!!)

Magneto:

He's THE metal guy. He has magnet in his name you know he's serious about it. He's a cunty old grandpa. He's Jewish. He's gay. He takes leftist infighting to the streets.

Tinkaton:

GIGATON HAMMER

So just read the first volume of Mr and Mrs X: here are some memes.

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I'M FREEEEE FROM AUTISM PRISON!!!! MY BOY IS COMING HOME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ANYWAYS HOT TAKE THAT I CAN FINALLY SHARE- XMEN 97 HAS ONE OF THE ONLY ACCURATE DEPICTIONS OF MAGNETO I'VE SEEN!! AND THAT'S COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO WATCHED ALL THE CARTOONS AND MOVIES (i hate the movies 😞) ANYWAYSSS EVERYONE REMEMBER TO PIRATE XMEN 97 WHEN IT RELEASES BC FUCK DISNEY THEY'RE A BUNCH OF STINKY GENOCIDE SUPPORTERS‼️‼️‼️‼️ WE STILL NEED A FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

anyways they finally freed my bi nerdy and sad, stinky old man <3 the rest of the show could suck butt for all i care, as long as they don't ruin my stinky wet cat of a man's character!! Like if he doesn't say stupid nerdy shit like "have you forgotten that electricity and magnetism are RELATED?! 🤓☝️" in THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT, i WILL actually cry- 😞😞😞😞 like I love his science major, autistic shakespeare monologuing ass <3 anyways love that they kept my man's absolutely VOLUPTUOUS locks like GODDAMN look at that hair‼️‼️‼️ what shampoo is bro using🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 anyways be prepared for the

CATEGORY 130000 AUTISM EVENT ON MARCH 20th.

X-MEN 97' (2024 - ) 1.05 "Remember It"

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X-Men '97 1x02 “Mutant Liberation Begins”

When Storm inevitably comes back to the mansion:

Save me men with slutty waists, save me

X-Men '97 - 1x02 "Mutant Liberation Begins"

umm what..

X-men '97 (2024)

finally bringing slutty men back to comic book media let’s gooooo

Ahh hi! I just wanted to say I LOVED your last Erik fic and I was wondering if you could write another? If you can’t that’s fine :)

Maybe him and the reader have a cottage and it’s after everything he’s been through and they’re finally happy and just spend a quiet evening together? Feel free to change anything and if you can write this tysm in advance <3

Omg what Bugs is writing a fic again?? For the first time in over a month?? Crazy I know, but here I am. And yes ofc love!!

Strawberries

Erik Lehnsherr x reader

Warnings: none that I’m aware of!!!

The air was cool as you lay down the soft blanket onto the grass in your back garden, you sat on it calling for your husband to come join you, he came out holding a book in one hand and a cup of tea in the other, Erik sat down on the other side of the blanket to you. As he opened the book you crawled over to him cuddling up into his torso, “now where did we leave of?” He asked. You thought for a moment, “chapter 12 I think” you hummed reaching over and popping a strawberry into your mouth pulling out the leaves and placing them into a separate bowl. Erik smiled down at you before taking a deep breath in and beginning to read aloud to you. His voice was soft and calm as he read, you gazed up at him watching him speak for a brief moment before gazing towards your little house.

It was a quaint little cottage, stone walls with vines crawling up its side and windowsills, you knew you should cut them before they covered the actual window itself but you couldn’t bring yourself to ruin perfect scene. Eriks chest fell up and down with each breath he took as he spoke, you continued making your way through the small bowl of strawberries repeating the same motions of pulling out the leaves and placing them in the bowl until you’d finished. Erik had stopped talking, “You stopped” you said looking up at him, “well I didn’t think you were listening, plus we finished two chapters” he smiled kissing the top of your head gently. Your face flushed smiling at Erik.

“Have you done something different with your hair?” You asked pulling back from his chest to inspect him, he sat still for a moment before a gentle laugh fell from his lips, “it’s just messy from today that’s all. Why? Do you like it like this?” He asked running his hands through his hair, you nodded happily telling him, “look pretty, it suits you as well”. Erik blushed before he felt a drop of rain it his hand, he looked up eyes meeting the deep grey rain clouds above the two of you, you followed his action feeling the rain start to come down on you two. You laughed slightly picking up the blanket and small bowls of fruit as you and Erik ran back instead laughing together.

You placed the bowls and blanket on the table looking out the window at the rain that was now pouring down, “it’s raining cats and dogs out there” Erik hummed wrapping his arms around your waist, chin resting atop your head as the two of you watched out the window. “I love cats and dogs”

KURT WAGNER / NIGHTCRAWLER X-men '97 | Opening Credits

This bitch had the nerve to say he wasn’t there for drama while wearing full-length opera gloves and a cape

I firmly believe that every conflict in X-men can be solved by polyamory and gay sex

Hab keine Angst. (Do not be afraid)