Levana, after Cinder escaped prison: You need to find my hostage! She escaped! She's a threat to the Luna crown!
Kai: That's sad. Alexa play Despacito.
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It's me I'm the rampion crew.
Shout out to @wassupnye for the great idea of Kai taking Cinder's name.
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Plot holes in the lunar chronicles that I’ve noticed on my millionth read through that WILL NOT detract from my enjoyment:
1) Marissa Meyer does not know how freckles work
see Cress having freckles despite zero sun exposure (but ig probably the exact amount of vitamin D she’s supposed to get) aboard the satellite
2) Cinder is wasian/more generally mixed raced and Channary looks so similar to Cinder that Kai sees a portrait of her and thinks for a moment that it is Cinder… but Levana is… white?
I guess the logical conclusion is that levana is also wasian, but I feel as tho that is not the authorial intent bc that is white woman behavior if I’ve ever seen it
the other logical conclusion and the one I personally subscribe to is that Cinder’s father had Asian heritage, but Channary and Levana were white and Cinder just… westernizes/whitewashes herself a little when she uses her glamour…??? Like… to match westernized beauty standards?
idk neither answer is particularly satisfying but I feel as tho the series is thematically stronger if the former lunar queens who want to do colonization, genocide, and imperialism are white women.
3) Dr. Erland should’ve absolutely infected Cinder and Thorne in that tunnel based on the absolutely unhinged and unrealistic but pre-established rules of letamosis
They were in very close quarters for at least an hour as he was entering stage 2 or 3 of the disease. They should’ve all been fucked. (Not to mention how closely Erland interacted with Thorne when they went to the labs)
4)… shouldn’t Dr Erland have had a perfectly good letumosis antidote on him (or at least on the Rampion) yk, from when he stole it from the palace and fled the country???
What happened to that huh? Did we just forget about her?
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Cinder: I'm ugly
Kai: im pregnant
Cinder: what
Kai: I thought we were stating the impossible
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The Rampion Crew and Their Sleep Positions
Cinder: has insomnia
Cress: sleeps in a ball (prefers enclosed spaces because they remind her of the satellite)
Iko: jokes on you, cuz she doesn’t sleep
Jacin: also has insomnia but he lies on his side watching Winter all night
Kai: sleeps on his back like sleeping beauty (with the hands clasped like he’s holding flowers and everything)
Scarlet: doesn’t have a set position but sleeps with her gun under her pillow
Thorne: sleeps on his side and cuddles his pillows
Winter: sleeps in the fetal position all curled up
Wolf: starts out on his back but tosses and turns all night (he has nightmares)
+ bonus
Levana: doesn’t sleep cuz she’s ded
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