Watching a hyrule warriors walkthrough cuz i wanna know the plot but dont wanna play it and...
Gorhim is so funny
Going to take over a building because ✨aesthetics✨ is so him
Zant: leave this to me!
Zant: *immedietly gets stabbed*
Zant: D:
Meanwhile Ganongdorf hasn't even taken 5 steps
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took the day off from school and then played hyrule warriors... why was link the only soldier who isn't wearing a helmet???
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Link raises his sword, glaring at Cia.
“There’s nothing you have to say that I want to hear.”
“On the contrary, I think you’ll be quite interested. It has to do with your parentage... your real parentage,” Cia says as she leans on her staff, and Link’s eyes narrow, even as his heart jumps. It’s true he’s interested in where he came from, but learning it from Cia of all people... why would she offer him that? She must have an agenda of some kind.
“...What do you know about my parents?” he asks in a low voice, keeping his sword raised.
Cia laughs.
“A lot of things,” she smiles, so coyly it makes Link’s stomach roll. “In fact... I have it on good authority that the dragon knight Volga is your father, Link.”
Her words are like a slap to the face.
Of all the things he’d expected to come out of the sorceress’s mouth, that had not been it.
Shock roots Link in place, air in his lungs suddenly nonexistent. He can’t catch his breath, Cia’s words ringing through his head no matter how he tries to get them to stop, and Link can’t breathe.
It couldn’t be true. It was completely ridiculous, how could it even be possible?
Volga... my father?
“You’re lying,” he says in a voice not nearly as sharp as he’d like, and Cia laughs again, the sound like the tinkling of bells.
“Oh dearest, I’m not lying. Surely you must have noticed how hard it is for you to get burned? How you get your energy from the heat rather than have it sapped away?” she says mildly. “Your first encounter with your father didn’t even leave you singed.”
“How do you know that,” Link growls, and Cia drew closer to him, making the hairs on his neck rise.
“I’ve been watching you, Link. I saw how good Death Mountain was for you, I’ve never seen you that energetic!” she smiles, and meets his eyes. “You know what I speak of is the truth. You are the dragon knight Volga’s son.”
Link takes a step back, mind still whirling.
It was a trap, it must be a trap, made to disarm him, distract him, take him off guard so... so she...
His stomach lurches and he almost thinks he’s going to be sick, refusing to believe the sorceress’s words but knowing somehow, deep in his heart, that what she spoke of was the truth.
Volga was his father.
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“HOW CAN IIIII MAKE A MAAAAAN OUT OF YOUUUU!?”
Linkle: I'm never gonna catch my breath!
Durania: Say goodbye to those who knew me!
Mask: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!
Tingles: This guy's got me scared to death!
Sheik: Hope he doesn't see right through me!
Lana: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
The entire Hyrule army: BE A MAN!
Caption Link: WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER!
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Someone out of frame: GET YO LINK!
Impa: He don't bite
Young Link: GRRRR
Someone out of frame: YES, HE DO!
(Young Link is having a bad day and someone set him off. Impa was actually taking him to smash pots get a treat and relax before this happened)
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