the zant battle is the best one in the game. his duel is a little bullshit but less bullshit than ganondorf's "you cant use your dope sword skills you collected" "you have to do the QTE only" duel but i don't come to zelda games for the combat gameplay. im here for puzzles, labyrinths, and weird guys
Do y'all think Ganondorf accidentally said anything sweetnamed to his two loyal servants, Zant and Ghirahim?
I like to think that because he was raised with many female Gerudo, he catched the female traits without a care in the world but hides it to continue an example of a fearsome demon king.
Ga: "Very well, seems like you both need some strict punishment upon your failures, darlings."
Za: "*blushing like tomatoes*"
Ghi: "I b-beg your pardon, master???"
Ga, realizing what he said: "No punishment for you if you keep your mouths shut about this little slip of the tounge-"
The downside of wearing crocks is that Zant will see you, think "Ah, Kindred Spirit" and probably try to ask you out on a date
The plus side of wearing crocks is that you can get the satisfaction of crushing an evil villain beneath your heel when you turn him down because you are in love with TP Link instead
The other downside of wearing crocks is that TP Link would see the crocks, associate them with evil because of Zant, and therefore never date you, dooming you to a life of loneliness 😭